Spit a verse, white boi

listening to the pharcyde on the far side of the internet
time passing me by, could drop dead any minute
i'm on Yea Forums, chilling with the misfits of the interweb
who like to waste their intellect,
we're all screwed up kids with ADD, high off that ritalin,
riddled with pain of existence, so we resort to irony and memes
to iron out the highs and lows of life, taking the redpill ain't what it seems
cause ignorance is bliss, there's dirt and bones beneath all the green
the blue hues of the sky is filled with pollutants
lost generation, we're surrounded by confusion
information overload, can't tell truth from the fiction
addicted to dopamine, all it takes is a click to feed my addiction

WHITE BOY
WHITE BOY
AFRAID TO SAY IT WITH MY WHITE BOY
WHITE LAUGH
WHITE BOY
I SAY IT WITH MY WHITE BOY

WITH THE LIGHTS OUT IT'S LESS DANGEROUS
HERE WE ARE NOW ENTERTAIN US

Up next I jam kotex in my bullet wounds told this bitch I'm cumming soon, june, july, september, your lady she loves my member, like I just can't remember the last time I surrendered I stuck my dick in a blender and turned it on while I'm driving down the autobahn, that shit it just turns me on. I'm taking hits out the bong, my nutsack is so long it's trailing behind the car like a streamer, I'm jerking off the justin bieber, tryna be a team leader. I just got a new beeper, hmu if you need someone to mow your lawn, alright that's it I'm gone

nigga dat shit is ASS what the fuck is a god damn Yea Forums?? yall white boys tweakin' foe

ooga booga
bix nood muhfugga
we wuz kangz n shiet
muhfuggin kangz (oh shiet!)

where da white wimmin at
white wimmin at
where da white wimmin at
white wimmin at (das rite!)

we wuz muhfugga yakub n shiet
while yall white niggas be in caves n shiet
and yall white niggas better pay reparashuns
for all dat shit yall did called enslavin’

Morpheus, Dorpheus, Orpheus
Go eat some walruses
Orifices, Porridges
Morpheus, Morpheus
Going to the Buffet and Walruses
Corpheus, Corpseses
Worcestershire sauce
Go into your orifices
Red pill, blue pill
Morpheus, Walruses
Seashells by the Seashorpheus
Morpheus drinking a forty in a death basket!

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nigga im a crack addict

yo, check it

uh
niggers are smelly
I wish it were legal
to kill them, carve em up
and serve them in a deli

niggers are ignorant
but nigger bitches are hella thicc
they suck on my dick
instead of using a breath mint

SHEEEEEET

I'm about to pull the trigger on this nigger

ay yo bros i wanna fuck clairo
i wanna play with that pussy like a yoyo

If her age is 13 she's ready for my peen uh
Girls who are six I want them to tickle my dick uh
If a bitch aged ten she's ready to fuck grown men uh

>there's dirt and bones beneath all the green

Nice

uh
aha
yo, yo
Ahaha
Yeaaa u know what it is
yeeeeea ahaha
uh
haha
check it
ni-

Based and bones beneath the green pilled

stinky stinky cheese
mmm i smeel delicious feet
may i have a taste
mmmmm delicous cheese

YO MY BITCH GOTTA DICK
AND I GOTTA COCK
SHE LIKE TO DRINK BEERS
AND I LIKE TO SMOKE ROCKS

Ay imma finna drop some bars nigga check it out

My bitch is perfect like cellar door
Inside like butter, can't ask for more
Blow out her system like Money Store
Double oh seven Pussy Galore

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GOD IS GREAT
LET ME RAPE
GOD IS GREAT
LET ME RAPE

youtube.com/watch?v=CWJQinQEgEM

Smoking on this blunt this shit stunky
I mean skunky
I'm rolling with the funky
Cops pull me over they don't want shit

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Niggers are the cancer or our planet
I wish that all niggers and spics just vanished
Niggers on the block, Niggers on Reddit
Niggers in a train, Niggers in the senate
Only things they know are basketball and robbing their superiors
They’ll steal your trailer, even it’s interior
Niggers in the front room
Niggers in the back
Crackwhores in Detroit cutting off your ballsack
SWAG
SWAG
SWAG
SWAG
goddamnit basedgod
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (swag)
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (whoop)
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (swag)
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (whoop)
I feel like Harvey, rape gang my army
First i’ll fuck Offset, then i’ll fuck Cardi
Roofie in her Bacardi, Young Bill Cosby
B-list actress on my peepee call me Harvey
Bitches on my dick cause I look like Steve Harvey
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (swag)
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (whoop)
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (swag)
HARVEY WEINSTEIN (swag)

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I used to sell pizzas now I got twelve visas
So tell Jesus imma stop sinning when hell freezes

tha beat go off?

+*SHLATTPILLED*:)!

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I up it then my heat go off

I'm a waste of space, life dealt me an ace, but I'm a fold anyway
Living in a loop, the cycle of psychos, 9-5 slave, I was dead on arrival
Making money to survive but there's no thriving, so I get high off the hydro
To get my thoughts off dying,
I'm a manic depressive, might explode any second
Might get a weapon, go Columbine on your brethren,
Ain't no tellin' what tomorrow brings,
My life's like a horror flick, some morbid shit,
I'm a walking corpse, my bed is a coffin that I'm layin in'
I'm praying to Satan, beneath these satin sheets
Destined to burn in agony, my whole life's been a tragedy

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do you ever click on a thread just to ctrl-f for "nigger"

fingerin a piggie
need breakfast
shitstains and whiskey
ate lunch
shake hands and gold diggin
whats for dinner
poop nigger

I grip the mic like a penis
I'm the meanest MC since Mike Pence
Wearing Burberry cologne
Got your grandma on the phone while I'm watching Home Alone
I'm in the back of the black Cadillac
Eating booty crack like a Scooby Snack
So riddle me that

Knights, who's glory lives in deeds
Must against the Turks and Almoravids
Retake our Lord's stolen fiefs
For this He is most deeply grieved
Fighting for His justice and peace
Ye earn your rest in paradise

DEUS VULT

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>Seashells by the Seashorpheus
Banging line

One for the Glock, two for the clip
Bullets in yo' ass make you hop and skip
Niggaz who ride, strap on the side
Open up your chest bout THIS fuckin' wide
This ain't no TV, you don't want to see me
I split your cranium so motherfuckin' easy
Leavin' you bloody dead and shot
My Glock goosed up your body like the motherfuckin' dreadlock
So get yo' ass home 'fore you catch some slugs
Brain runnin' down the drain like the L.A. floods