I showed by girlfriend 800db cloud and now she hates me wtf

money machine is song of the year

cringe teen pseud underage spotted

Hey you lil piss baby, you think you're so fucking cool? Huh? You think you're so fucking tough? You talk a lotta big game for someone with such a small truck! Aw, look at those arms, your arms look so fucking cute. They look like lil cigarettes. I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you and then you'd love it and you'd text me "I love you" and then I'd fucking ghost you!

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Sadly I'm in my late 20's

100 Gecs is quirky lol XD randumb dance music that people think is experimental because the synths are outdated, the mixing is shit, and the lyrics are purposely vapid. It's popular because it has the stamp of approval from some bald dipshit who is so illiterate that he reviewed an album of decade-old b-sides from an influential A-list band as if it were a brand-new album and is shocked that a black metal band has ties to neo-Nazis. It's popular because people think when something is described as "ironic" by a transgender furry in a RYM review that it's some philosophical masterpiece that rivals Augustine or Aquinas. Had this album came out 10 years ago it would've been rightfully panned alongside the likes Kesha, 3OH!3, Brokencyde, and other crunkcore artists, because it's just as awful as the material those artists released; instead it is praised today because satire is dead and people think that camp is the peak of humor. It's the musical equivalent of being a fucking retard, then claiming that you were intentionally acting like a fucking retard, and you are therefore a trolling mastermind. If you like this album you're the kind of person who is shallow enough to find that person humorous and immature enough to encourage his petulant behavior. It's music for Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m. It's music for people that say "doggo" and "heck" in real life conversations. It's music for kids who laugh at videos that have a sudden increase in volume. It's music for people who think that their lowercase, grammarless tweets about wanting to commit suicide makes them funny and relatable, when they're actually just fucking annoying. It's even more worthless than a shitty pop album that's actually from the late 00's because it's an attempt to artificially recreate the horrible music of that era, rather than simply being its natural product. It's just plain bad music, and that the intent was to create bad art does not make the work any more meaningful or tolerable.

based

I agree that it’s bad music, but why can’t I like it? I enjoy the way the music sounds; yes it’s silly and stupid, but I enjoy it in a non-ironic way and it’s really that simple. It’s like people who go watch classic B movies in theaters. Where did this unwritten rule that people are only allowed to enjoy or like good art come from? I can admit that it’s bad art and that I enjoy consuming it.

possibly the most based post i've ever read on this shithole of a board

fucking perfectly encapsulates my thoughts on that turd
1000 gecs is shit and i instantly lose respect for people who claim otherwise

holy fucking based

you should have shown her bladee

>It's even more worthless than a shitty pop album that's actually from the late 00's because it's an attempt to artificially recreate the horrible music of that era
Don't get why everyone thinks this is somehow mining late 00's pop, if anything it's more based on EDM trends 2012 onward. If your criticism of the album is that it's just le shitty 00's pop I know that you have very little understanding of modern pop trends and are very likely just parroting the someone else's "babby's first contrarian opinion" post

Shut the fuck up

I showed my girlfriend Stupid Horse and she loved it. OP just doesn’t know women

What a thoroughly bad take

Please stop shilling

Gobal rule no. 2: "You will immediately cease and not continue to access the site if you are under the age of 18."

or only hangs with cishet women lol

did you miss reading comprehension class or where you just born this way?

its certainly a better take than 1000 gecs

Hit her with the Eversince

100 Gecs is quirky lol XD randumb dance music that people think is experimental because the synths are outdated, the mixing is shit, and the lyrics are purposely vapid. It's popular because it has the stamp of approval from some bald dipshit who is so illiterate that he reviewed an album of decade-old b-sides from an influential A-list band as if it were a brand-new album and is shocked that a black metal band has ties to neo-Nazis. It's popular because people think when something is described as "ironic" by a transgender furry in a RYM review that it's some philosophical masterpiece that rivals Augustine or Aquinas. Had this album came out 10 years ago it would've been rightfully panned alongside the likes Kesha, 3OH!3, Brokencyde, and other crunkcore artists, because it's just as awful as the material those artists released; instead it is praised today because satire is dead and people think that camp is the peak of humor. It's the musical equivalent of being a fucking retard, then claiming that you were intentionally acting like a fucking retard, and you are therefore a trolling mastermind. If you like this album you're the kind of person who is shallow enough to find that person humorous and immature enough to encourage his petulant behavior. It's music for Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m. It's music for people that say "doggo" and "heck" in real life conversations. It's music for kids who laugh at videos that have a sudden increase in volume. It's music for people who think that their lowercase, grammarless tweets about wanting to commit suicide makes them funny and relatable, when they're actually just fucking annoying. It's even more worthless than a shitty pop album that's actually from the late 00's because it's an attempt to artificially recreate the horrible music of that era, rather than simply being its natural product. It's just plain bad music, and that the intent was to create bad art does not make the work any more meaningful or tolerable.

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I am eskimo brothers with both members of this band and I know them personally. AMA

cishet women love to acknowledge their previous engagement with skapunk fandom

100 Gecs is quirky lol XD randumb dance music that people think is experimental because the synths are outdated, the mixing is shit, and the lyrics are purposely vapid. It's popular because it has the stamp of approval from some bald dipshit who is so illiterate that he reviewed an album of decade-old b-sides from an influential A-list band as if it were a brand-new album and is shocked that a black metal band has ties to neo-Nazis. It's popular because people think when something is described as "ironic" by a transgender furry in a RYM review that it's some philosophical masterpiece that rivals Augustine or Aquinas. Had this album came out 10 years ago it would've been rightfully panned alongside the likes Kesha, 3OH!3, Brokencyde, and other crunkcore artists, because it's just as awful as the material those artists released; instead it is praised today because satire is dead and people think that camp is the peak of humor. It's the musical equivalent of being a fucking retard, then claiming that you were intentionally acting like a fucking retard, and you are therefore a trolling mastermind. If you like this album you're the kind of person who is shallow enough to find that person humorous and immature enough to encourage his petulant behavior. It's music for Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m. It's music for people that say "doggo" and "heck" in real life conversations. It's music for kids who laugh at videos that have a sudden increase in volume. It's music for people who think that their lowercase, grammarless tweets about wanting to commit suicide makes them funny and relatable, when they're actually just fucking annoying. It's even more worthless than a shitty pop album that's actually from the late 00's because it's an attempt to artificially recreate the horrible music of that era, rather than simply being its natural product. It's just plain bad music, and that the intent was to create bad art does not make the work any more meaningful or tolerable.

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ringtone is the best song on the album

this heckin doggo needs to eat some CHEESE

what are they like in person?

whats the backstory behind the piss baby thing in money machine

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which one has bigger dick (i know you know the answer)

Why is that dude wearing a skirt?

that is his thing, what's it to you?

dylan. the trans one has a micropenis

hey lil piss baby you think you're so fucking cool? huh? you think you're so fucking tough? you talk a lotta BIG GAME for someone with such a small truck aww look at those arms your arms look so fucking cute they look like little cigarettes I bet I could smoke you, I could roast you and then you'd love it and you'd text me I love you and then I'd fucking GHOST YOU

Dylan is like a chill stoner, doesn't have much a personality but very nice. Laura FKA Joey is has good taste in music/film and is funny but also a major SJW

NPCs

>ok im interested
>put on stupid horse

Holy shit, everyone in this thread is literally gay as fuck. Get a life and stop watching online music reviewers

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explain the piss baby thing or else we will assume that it's referring to you and that you asked a girl to change your pissy diapers and the gecs both heard about it (since you're eskimo siblings) and wrote it into a song

Not sure exactly but Laura is a big time SJW. SJW's tend to use insults that cannot be considered as problematic or bigoted by anyone. So instead of retard, faggot, etc. you get stuff like pissbaby

listen to one of the other songs, you may not fully appreciate that one unless you were into 3rd wave ska

100 Gecs is quirky lol XD randumb dance music that people think is experimental because the synths are outdated, the mixing is shit, and the lyrics are purposely vapid. It's popular because it has the stamp of approval from some bald dipshit who is so illiterate that he reviewed an album of decade-old b-sides from an influential A-list band as if it were a brand-new album and is shocked that a black metal band has ties to neo-Nazis. It's popular because people think when something is described as "ironic" by a transgender furry in a RYM review that it's some philosophical masterpiece that rivals Augustine or Aquinas. Had this album came out 10 years ago it would've been rightfully panned alongside the likes Kesha, 3OH!3, Brokencyde, and other crunkcore artists, because it's just as awful as the material those artists released; instead it is praised today because satire is dead and people think that camp is the peak of humor. It's the musical equivalent of being a fucking retard, then claiming that you were intentionally acting like a fucking retard, and you are therefore a trolling mastermind. If you like this album you're the kind of person who is shallow enough to find that person humorous and immature enough to encourage his petulant behavior. It's music for Katy t3h PeNgU1N oF d00m. It's music for people that say "doggo" and "heck" in real life conversations. It's music for kids who laugh at videos that have a sudden increase in volume. It's music for people who think that their lowercase, grammarless tweets about wanting to commit suicide makes them funny and relatable, when they're actually just fucking annoying. It's even more worthless than a shitty pop album that's actually from the late 00's because it's an attempt to artificially recreate the horrible music of that era, rather than simply being its natural product. It's just plain bad music, and that the intent was to create bad art does not make the work any more meaningful or tolerable.

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they are trans.

>Not sure exactly
sounds like this was accurate

what kinda music is laura into? and maybe dylan too? like what are their favorites

he doesnt know them he just wants to call them SJWs
lmao like who even stands up for """justice""" ? top kek, retoids

laura fucks heavy with shinsei kamattechan and other weeb shit (i'm a weeb too not diss). dylan mostly listens to trap rap and his own music desu

this realistic answer really convinced me u kno them tell me more gecsenpai

funny thing is actually do. they are from saint louis. i just know Laura way better than Dylan, but we've fucked some the same girls because our friends groups are adjacent to one another

Laura is married to a trans guy. Both she and her husband are very talented and cool, but their SJW street cred matters to them alot which can make them insufferable

actually I just think stupid horse is really catchy :^)

i mean the story behind the whole thing not just the insult itself

Does laura produce or only dylan

have sex

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>aquinas
pseud spotted

This but unironically and it's also good

i laught out lol

I thought this was gonna be some rick and morty style copy pasta, but its actually a coherent and well-worded review.

Good job man.