>get born
>you're john lennon
What do?
Get born
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heroin
beat my wife
Oh boy, I love hanging out in New York with my wife Yoko on December 8, 1980. Hey, I’ll go sign this guys album, what’s the worst that could happen?
Have gay sex with my future manager
Fuck Asian ladies
Be a piece of human garbage and hide my contempt for humanity under sanctimonious hipster utterances
anything but music
>get born
>you're john lennon
>What do?
Have a jerk off session with Paul McCartney where I yell out "Winston Churchill" right before someone cums.
bro that's gay
Be an english gentleman and give Paul a reach-around.
Fall in love with me mum then have a mental break down when she dies and have to go live with me aunt mimi
Stick my dick in yoko's mouth every time she tries to sing,
jerk off with paul
Fuck my mom
go on gay vacations to spain with my jew manager
do hitler impersonations
Beat my white wife
Fuck asian women exclusively
Fly into a huge rage when someone suggests im gay and beat the shit out of them till they are half dead.
Suggest im bigger than jesus
eat mcnugget
Be happy about my eyesight becoming less shit.
Incredibly based.
KISS PAUL
Lovingly nurture both of my kids. Not gaslight my first wife.
Do acid with George, smoke with Ringo, jam with Paul, kill yoko.
kill myself and wait to be reborn as Jack Kerouac.
why couldn't this have been first post
Me too
get shot
beat my wife AND kid
find a cuter wife
woman is the nigger of the world
listen to the goons
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