/gg/ - Guitar & Bass General

The hopeless face of Poo®fa/gg/ot®y - only a Gibson™ is good enough edition!

How do I start learning guitar?
>https//www.justinguitars.com/
>wwwstudybass.com/
Free tablature program, open-source Guitar Pro equivalent
>http/:/www.tuxguitar.com.ar/
Guitar chords and inversions
>chordbook.com/guitar-chords-/
String tension calculator (D'Addario-based):
>stringtensionpro:com/
Music theory:
>musictheory.not//lessons
Guitar Maintenance and other information:
>frudua.com_guitar_crafpedia_en.html
Why is my guitar buzzing?
>frets.com/FretsPages/Luthier/Techniques/Setups/BuzzedDagnosis/buzzedlist.html
Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
>mega.nz/#F!KIailagC!3KynUYdTW53VsPu9QrJS_g
chords, inverse chords, and scales
>http//www/all-guitar-chords.com/

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youtube.com/watch?v=-bunaUZ_cgA
vocaroo.com/i/s1PGor8SKRbH
youtu.be/m2bEcwImI1o
stringjoy.com/phosphor-bronze-vs-80-20-bronze-acoustic-guitar-strings/
instagram.com/p/BzD7PQjnuP6/
youtube.com/watch?v=E_nB04nUAbY
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gear4music.com/Guitar-and-Bass/Deluxe-Roundback-Electro-Acoustic-Guitar-by-Gear4music-Natural/5XM
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Lmao shut up faggot

Excusa moi but did you ask permission to post those guitars?

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>tfw you see yourself in the mirror with a genuine Gibson™ Les Paul Standard for the first time

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>he thought taping over the logo was enough

rofl

I play piano professionally but want to get into guitar. What’s the best way to learn for free? Strange that the sticky link would congregate local paid lessons.
I’m not googling this because I’ll get bombarded with “free” online lessons that I have to enter my credit card information to.

Ask that question in a general that gives a shit faggot, this isn't the place

Dilate

first, we need to know one thing: are your piano keys real tone ivory?

Wow so based, gatekeeping retard

Make sure your first guitar has abalone or it won't have a satisfactory tone

>What’s the best way to learn for free?
Have a good friend who already plays guitar who will teach you and then jam with you when you're good enough

Are this type of cables any good or should I just get regular ones?

Can they damage the input jack on my guitar or my amp since they have to be stretched to reach their full lengths which puts pressure/force on the jacks.

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My grand, yeah. I mostly use my nord stage 2 ex

im specing a metal axe, so its orphan-tooth inlays for me.

based liberace

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Lmao shut up faggots we're talking about tonewood

those cables are for playing in your bedroom sitting right next to your amp
If you're gonna be moving around or need length get a regular cable

Get a tone cable

>My grand
You mean your parents' grand?

sounds authentic, your on the team kid.
first order of business, start mocking people who dont have ivory keys.
youre in the cool kids club now.

but seriously, if you know the theory from piano, just get a guitar and learn a few song u like from a tab, sheet music, or ear. guitar is just conditioning your muscle memory if you already know the theory.

>tfw you hear that genuine Gibson™ Les Paul Standard tone coming from your amp for the first time

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My parents bought it for me when I was a child. It’s in my home now.
Why are you guys all being dicks? Literally any other general I ask questions in I get genuinely helpful responses back. You guys really are a bunch of stuck up faggots.

Sorry I was projecting
I won't get my parents' grand until my mom dies

please stop taking estrogen and play a fender, we want our son back

t. your dad

Dude, you already know music, just buy a damn guitar and smash your hands on it until something sounds nice
that's what I did

He needs a tone cable you fucking idiot
Because this isn't for fucking noobs alright we discuss serious fucking shit here if you want us to wipe your ass and suck your dick fuck off to plebbit, we're talking about tonewoods something you wouldn't know shit about

Are you literally my anime wife?

Maybe ask your green haired friend if you can borrow a guitar

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next question for the files: gibson or prs?
keep in mind there IS a right answer here.

but seriously, youd be better off checking out youtube videos than this thread.
like paul davids, or troy grady or something. those steve stine guitarzoom vids are not bad either.

which is why...

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what you want to buy is a lead guitar. most electric guitars are rhythm guitars. they're made so it's easy to play low pitched chords while some rock star sings next to you.

you can tell a guitar is a lead guitar because it's neck is wider and flatter and it might have more strings so you can tell the bass player to shut the fuck up and let you play since you're better anyways

>Literally any other general I ask questions in I get genuinely helpful responses back.
See . /gg/ is in it's die phase. Last thread only had 47 posters.

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It's also very important it has abalone, for extra tone, and EMG pickups for more brutality

dont forget blue quilted top if you are playing something with ocean vibes

I’m guessing I’m getting trolled. I’ll go watch some youtube videos. Thanks everyone

If you don't know ONLY A GIBSON IS GOOD ENOUGH then GTFO

Bill Kelliher? Here he is on the cover of his DVD guitar tutorial with his signature “Halcyon” Gibson™ Les Paul Standard .

Funny, he doesn't look too concerned with their quality control.

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WAIT! gibson or prs? we need to know!

Is paying for lessons when you’re over 20 embarrassing? I stopped Playing like 6 years ago and haven’t touched a guitar since and want to pick it up again, but I learn better from lessons than self teaching

EMG X series pickups are unironcally the best thing ever as long as you have at least a 3 band EQ, especially for clean classical tones.

I don't know about abalone though. I'm pretty sure mother of pearl has more tone.

I mean, he seem perfectly fine displaying his signature Gibson™ Les Paul on the cover of his guitar tutorial. Seems like if "quality control" was an issue he wouldn't have been too inclined to advertise for Gibson ...yet there he is doing it.

lol, and here he is having his picture taken advertising his Gibson™ Explorer "Golden Axe" signature edition. Doesn't look like "quality control" was too much of a concern here either.

Really makes you think, doesn't it?

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with youtube, you dont need lessons.
im self taught (-5 bonus to authenticity), but when i look at the resources that people have with youtube today it fuckin blows me away. plus with how you can mount a camera to the neck to see picking technique in detail, i feel like youtube is one of the best resources around for learning and insight.

It looks more like he went to a store and picked out a good one, leaving the shitty ones for non-playing suckers who just want to show off to their trailer park buddies. The same thing you do with a cheap asian guitar really. Only it costs more.

Any recos? I’ve seen a few channels I’ve saved for when I pick up a guitar next week

Ibanez guitars are more playable, better looking, and aren't associated with literal grandpas.

totally inauthentic.
when i drop a sponsorship (i have lots of them btw) i throw out all the sick gear i got from them. only the poor worry about the value lost.

Wait, he went to the store and picked out his Gibson™ Explorer "Golden Axe" signature edition?
>store inventory so advanced that they set up endorsement deals before the player even wants a guitar
Now that's what I call service!

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Can't forget the abalone.

Gibshit fanboys have five minutes to post an authentic gibson with abalone. I'm waiting.

No abalone = no tone

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i think paul davids and troy grady have good channels.
lately ive been watching frank gambale videos.

Lmao shut up faggot, shove your mice up your ass.
Buy a Gibson, thank us later
Dont even start again. Seriously. Dont even think about it, you're wasting your time.
>he plays chinkshit

Aren't Gibsons known for tone?

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>average IQ of the US, home of Gibson: 98
>average IQ of Japan: 105

bird inlays? BIRD INLAYS?
youre gonna be hearing from PRS's lawyers!

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yay! japans where they make all my favorite animes!

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rofl

>average player of Ibanez
>polyphia
Lmao, so they're guitars for faggots, no wonder you like them

>star shaped guitar
>star shaped hair
>stars in hair

IQ 200. This woman is a genius.

>average height in japan: 5'3
>average height in US: 5'10
Kek, no wonder Ibanez necks are so thin

its common knowledge that every 2 iq = 1 tone
you can also convert backwards and cash 1 tone in for 2 iq, which is useful for brainy genres like mathrock

Out of the loop here. Who is the guy in the OP pic?

Average height in Sweden: 5'11"
Average IQ of Sweden: 99

One better than the US

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hes a political prisoner, his crime was trying to be too authentic for the establishment.

What?

he stole some gibsons

That's my dad

>5'11
>still letting his women get fucked by manlet muzzies
Shame

>Average number of men Swedish men let their wives fuck: 69

why can't girls like this be real? she looks like the perfect woman.

instead they all play jazzmasters

I just found this gold and I'm laughing so hard right now
warosu.org/diy/thread/1335027#p1340645

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How about you faggots shut up lmao

im not gonna waste 12 dollar strings

No man, I google reverse image searched that and I'm doing more research on this chick. So far, she actually is my soulmate. This is the first time in my life I've felt true love. I'm downloading the whole anime right now and will report back with how infatuated I am with this star-guitar playing, drop dead sexy babe.

I should thank you, /gg/. You might have talked me into buying some really bad guitars but you helped me find happiness.

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They're worthless anyways unless they're tonestrings

youtube.com/watch?v=lo0cZRaZs6c

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When the finish is right it looks pretty great.

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Tl;dr

>finish right
>ibeenhad
Pick one

i'm five minutes into episode one man this girl is fucking lovely

i think i want to marry her

They nail the looks of their guitars most of the time.

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perhaps if you play one of those uncouth genres

i saw an article about jhon mitchell murdering someone and being sentenced to prison
does anyone here know if thats the same one that did van halen and other guitar tutorials back in the day?
kansas.com/news/local/crime/article28388740.html article

talking about this guy
youtube.com/watch?v=-bunaUZ_cgA

>nailed the finish
>cheapshit parts
>non book matched tops
>not PLEKd
Lmao shut up faggot

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Why does everything always look so sad when it involves an Ibanez?

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>cumsucker pickups

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Because they're pieces of shit played by cringey unoriginal faggots

Because once you have an ibanez, as much as you want to bitch about toanwud and what you look like, you know you have the best guitar you will ever play besides another ibanez.

So you are now unhappy that you can't be a gearfag anymore and will have to actually play guitar

>he bought home an ibanez and laid it on my face
>it was a grim day

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That can be said about ever guitar brand aside from Fender.

*especially fender

>MOM
>DO I LOOK LIKE HENDRIX
>OR DO I LOOK LIKE HENDRIX

based and 'nez-pilled

>Youtube video of someone who is actually good at guitar and doesn't just fuck around with blues licks and delay pedals
>They're playing an ibanez or a fender

Every fucking time

Are other brands talent-repellent?

I want an absolute meme of a guitar

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we need to go chode-ier

What the hell are those?

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fucking hell

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the saddest eyes in the world ;___;

>YouTube fags
>being able to afford anything else but ibeenhad
Lmao shut up faggot

There are guitars created to be played on, so they are comfortable and versatile, the kind of instrument you pick up and can play all day and get better. And then there are guitars you hang on your wall to brag about every time your boomer friends visit you. You can guess which let your talent grow and become more skillful and which are glorified house accessory.

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Screws that hold in a locking nut. It is not, as you might assume, a bolt on headstock. Ibanez isn't quite at that advanced level.

Youtube fags are a bunch of rich shits spending 80% daddy money 20% ad money.

>You can guess which let your talent grow and become more skillful and which are glorified house accessory.
can i get this in the queens english

Those fags usually have whole collections from their youtube/patreon revenue while Gibson owners usually have just one LP since they can't afford anything other than that.

OI OI OI YOU AINT GONNA DO NAUGHT BUT MAKE A BEDLAM OF ADOLESCENT NOISE WIT THAT GIBBY GUBNA, GET YOU'SELF AN EYEBANEZ. THATS A GUITA FOR PEOPLE WHO CAN ACTUALLY PLAY THE THINGS IT IS. CHEERIO.

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See

>how could you not want the best guitar ever
>i bet you can't afford it

they suck

a $1000 ibanez plays better than a $3000 gibson
so you can guess what a $2000 ibanez is like

2k Ibanez=bottom of the barrel Gibson. That's just a fact.

bruh think about what your saying. even if it cost $10,000 it would still say ibanez on the headstock

Better than...$5000 Gibson?
But is it better than $10000 PRS?

There are only two good days when you own an Ibanez: the day you buy it and the day you sell it to some poor chump for less than you originally paid it for in the first place.
>t. former Ibanez owner

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Fenders are for old people

Lmao please keep showing how retarded you are

>*guitars are for old people
ftfy

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Any tips on fretting accurately? I am having issues where when I push on one string my finger will barely touch and mute the surrounding strings, fucking up my chords. Just more practice or am I an idiot and doing it all wrong?

>mfw Ibenhadz
>tfw too stupid to know my neck is flatsawn turdwood
>hurt durr muh wankshred wizurd II
>mom called me her lil' van halen (and says I'm a very handsome boy)
>got 3000 views on youtube bruh
swag. yall eat my shit

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Fuck off this isn't a general for fucking idiots we're talking about tonewood, go to UG or some other noobshit place

If you actually can make a clean chord and just mess it up while going between chords or something, then it's something practice can solve. If you can't fret properly at all, you should look into your thumb position and the angle your fingers are at your fretboard - sometimes people hug the neck with their whole palm, try propping it up with your thumb. Should be easy if you have a rounder neck too.

I definitely hug it with my palm more or less. This is good advice, thanks

Just finished reading the last two threads. What happened to the weekly jams that user was posting? I was pleasantly surprised by some of you.
Anyways, here’s wonderwall
vocaroo.com/i/s1PGor8SKRbH

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This is God awful advice.

Lmao shut up faggot

If toanwood doesn't matter than how do you explain hollowbodies sounding different from solid body guitars? Check mate you autists.

who are some guitar players to watch on yt while im in queue? can be any genre, although classical jazz and prog are my favorite genres. i just want to see some players who will inspire me. doesn't even have to be just shredding, could be actual youtubefags if you guys have any recs for entertaining people that aren't normie cringelord shit. i just want guitar-related shit

Gibson shills are the worst .

Dying company, making overpriced guitars that are hard to fix and easy to break; and on top of that they advertise their shit for 50+ salty dudes who sit in their basements playing 3 positions of pentatonic scale over and over. What are you trying to do ? Impress your parents ?

inb4
>you can't afford Gibson™

i own SG ( used to have LP but sold it and bought Telecaster ) and i love this guitar but i feel 30 years older while playing it

And some 500-600$ Gibsons are also outraging, like the quality of the product is not comparable to 500-600$ Fenders. For 600$ Fender gives you quality, good sounding product, where Gibson™ gives you half finished shit guitar. This company is so behind.
Amen

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>Gibson = Harley davidson

>Ibanez = Harley Benton

>Squier = Harley Dean

what cord is that?

G major moron.

His middle finger-point is on the 4th string, at best he's muting the 3rd string
So it's G5

PRESS K TO DONATE SOME KAKA FOR SAM'S DAD UPCOMING BRAIN TRANSPLANT

best fuzz pedal for guitar?

Big Muff Green Russian

Gibson dreams of this matching

What are these gaming chair holes for? Not getting stuck completely on it in summer?

K

K for kaka

Has the edgy summer shitposter gone to bed yet?

>shits on sam constantly
>may in fact be sam
>sexually arroused by dead mice
>doesn't own a gibson

Hopefully they've gone to bed permanently.

They're getting too strong
youtu.be/m2bEcwImI1o

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That would be gibson, haven't seen anyone under the age of 60 play them in the last decade

I never knew this was reddit, but all this spacing would have me fooled.

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this kills /gg/

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this

triggers

the


animefag

shut

the


fuck
up

weeb

Yes, the boringness of this guitar choice kills me

oh, I have more

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What’s a good way to write a fast talking blues song? Something like Subterranean Homesick Blues for example. I have the lyrics written (formerly a poem, adapted into a song) and they’re good but I am struggling to make it work melodically.

and more

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You're that dude from /prod/ that bought a second mixer for no reason. I already found the choice of moog 32 and volcas dreadful but now I can fully understand the extent of your lack of motivation. What a horrible setup.

Man, I finally got around restringing that old hollow-body guitar that's been sitting around in my basement for years. Used 12-gauge flats and it sounds so nice and smooth. Kinda ashamed to think that I almost forgot about it, I can finally die in peace now.

Nah, I like em

K K K K K K K K K K K

When the low heavy sky weighs like a
lid on the spirit, aching for the light,
And when embracing the horizon it pours on
us a black day which is sadder than any night.
When the earth is turned into a dripping
dungeon in which hope, like a bat, flutters blindly,
And bruises it's timid wing and tender
head against the walls and rotted ceilings.
When the rain stretching down it's long streaks
of water imitates the bars of an enormous prison.
And a silent throng of loathsome spiders
come and weave their webs inside our brains,
And suddenly the bells swing angrily,
and hurl their hideous uproar into the sky like a
band of wandering spirits, who wail relentlessly.
And long hearses without drums or music
move in a slow procession through my soul.
And defeated hope bursts into tears.
And the fierce tyrant, Anguish,
sets his black banner on my bowed head.

>for no reason
8 of my 12 channels are not aworking anymore
the new one comes with an USB interface so I can use a dedicated channel as an audio interface

>I already found the choice of moog 32 and volcas dreadful
that's your personal opinion

>now I can fully understand the extent of your lack of motivation
I already stated in that thread that the lack of "inspiration", not motivation, was because of the fact I used to smoke lmao weed so extensivey that now I associate it with producing, and now I need to find a way to break this cycle

but thank you for the great input
also, I should add I have a OP-1 and a OP-Z so that you can also process this information
that, and a spongebob keyboard too

I'm not surpised, TE toys fit in wonderfully with this disjointed mess. Shame about the poor space echo having to live between these freaks.

Anyone?

yes, it's a shame I procuded 4 albums in the last two years with all this useless gear

better go back to my cluttered cave of unispiring gear, sure that you guys in here will have so much more fun shitting on brazilian guys posting their uggo guitars and sperging about the gibson™ vs the world debate while I try to make some actual records

Ibanez is shit. There's a reason so many Japs buy Gibson/Fender instead. The only one worth buying is the JEM or J Customs.

I can't take you seriously after stating that you still haven't figured out a semi modular mono after two years

I don't even take myself seriously, so why should you?
see you around feller

Just write the song and don't worry about it being good. After you write your terrible first draft, it will be easier to make corrections.

PRESS K TO FEED SAM'S DAD A 2:1 RATIO KAKA TO TAPIOCA PUDDING MIX SO HE CAN GET BETTER

DOUBLE TROUBLE
>double the tone woods
>double the tone strings
>double the tone oils
>double the tone cables
>double the tone picks

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OCEAN VIBEZ

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Problem with this one is the song is written and I’m happy with the lyrics, just struggling to make it work with just solo acoustic guitar. Will keep trying. Generally writing lyrics first works well for me.

K
Whos that??

Are there any good free online lessons to learn how to sing? It feels inadequate to be able to play but not able to sing.

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She must be petty awful for someone to chuck a brick through the window

You should learn kakathroating

LOL I just noticed he has the PRS bird inlays tattooed on his arm

Tl;dr
Kek, newfaf doesnt even know what reddit spacing is. It really is summer

How 2 kakathroating??

>4 albums
>all sound like shit
Lmfao you would have a Marshall
>he doesnt know
You must be 18 to post here :^)
Lmao shut up
Kkkkkkk
Your lyrics suck lmao
Oh right cuz this is singing general. Fuck off retard, you dont belong here, I spit in your face

Based

And red
Pilled

Hello Dubbi lmao you pwned us all bro

>Kek, newfaf doesnt even know what reddit spacing is. It really is summer
Uhh.. sorry sweetie but I simply said I was fooled by the spacing, not specifically 'reddit spacing'. Please learn to read next time.. thanks anonymous.

Please learn to poop in the bushes, then smoke it like a kaka cigar.

Will do, thanks :) I heard it will improve my tone

>le epic "reply to everyone and spew dumb bullshit at them because I'm retarded" post

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>Le epic not kakaposting
Kek, what, is this faggotry, the guitar general or what!?

Cringe

Tl;dr

>anime poster
Lmao shut up faggot.

80/20 or phosphor bronze for fingerpicking?

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I live the fact Sam's own kaka meme, which he spammed to death and ruined endless threads is back to bite him in the ass and shit all over his personal tragedy.
K

It doesn’t really matter. I prefer phosphor bronze personally, they last a bit longer. Just don’t be taken in by silk and steel strings, they’re fucking bullshit.

It doesn't matter and anyone who tells you otherwise is an insufferable faggot
Like this retard

80/20 are brighter, whether that's good or not is up to you.

I just said the same thing as you moron.

thanks, I thought there would be a noticeable difference in sound

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I unironically have a crush on this cute guitar boi and I wish we could play together and then cuddle all night.
I'm going to my local guitar shop today and I'm probably going to splurge on something nice. They have used guitars from decades past and I might walk out with an old Tele or Strat.

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No they're not
>no difference
>but they last longer
You're an insufferable faggot that cant read

Try both, if you prefer one or the other stick with that.

Nobody cares about your blog

That's fine because I don't care either.

I didn’t say there’s no difference, I said it doesn’t matter.

Also: stringjoy.com/phosphor-bronze-vs-80-20-bronze-acoustic-guitar-strings/

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Imagine shitposting on Yea Forums as a hobby. How sad. You've been at this for years, what's going on in your life buddy?

I only care about shitting on Sam

You dont even know what the fuck you're saying. Keep showing us all how retarded you are

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Imagine being dumb enough to notice thats sad, yet caring enough to ask.
Are you Brazilian too?? Is your dad dying too??

>hurr all alloys are the same

>Hurr they matter more than tonewoods
Are you literally retarded?? How do you write???

>sweatie posting
Unironically, you're cancer

HEY SAM. HOWS POPS??
L M F A O
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>thinking it makes literally any difference
A unique brand of retard

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Hey /gg/. Since a few of you are Tele fans, what do you think of the Fender Sixty Six? I think it looks pretty cool. I'm not usually a fan of single coil and humbuckers being on the same guitar, but I think they sound pretty nice.

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I come in here once a day to lmao @ poorfag copes. This is probably the best general on all of 4channel to consistently laugh at poorfags.
>muh Ibanez
>muh Dean
>muh $300 Korean world music factory shitplanks
I wonder if any of you retards have even the sack required to go to a music shop and touch the guitars you're too poor to buy. Goodnight, poorfags.

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Phosphor bronze lasts longer as the phosphor and tin stop the copper corroding quite as quickly as zinc. This is all there is to it. For tone it literally doesn’t matter.

>gimmickplank
No thanks.

It sucks, dont buy it
You're either straight up lying or just really stupid and I cant tell which one it is

Nice Chinese strings bro! Should get some NYXLs or Elixir strings so you get more Authentic tone.

It’s literally why phosphor bronze strings were developed in the 70s. Jesus Christ user, you are a fucking tool.

>literally why
Oh, so you are stupid. Thanks for letting us all know

Memeplank, just get an HSS Player Strat.

Whatever you do for the love of God dont do this

Lol wheres your timestamp bro?

does phosphor bronze hold up to assy shit? i fart kaka logs out of my anal butt and sometimes it's sloppy and stinky. Then i take the stink-batter and rub it all over my fretboard and strings.

iv'e also been experimenting with pissing a hole through my kaka and jamming it up my asshole (like david gilmour used to do)

It looks rad get it dude fuck the haters

>imagine having. guitar as a hobby in a country outside of the u.s.a
Lmfao get your shit together

>imagine making such an ill thought out shitpost

Ok, why then?

Oh great another thread retard

>falling for bait
You really are as stupid as he says

friendly reminder that only a Gibson™ is good enough

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Hey sam. Hows pops? Still dying? Maybe if you focused on getting an education and became a doctor you could have saved your dad. Instead you spent years as a neet fapping to tranny porn and getting fucked by trannies and you didnt even get good at guitar in that whole time so you have nothing to show for it except cum stained walls and clothes.

Cringe

>thinking Sam is the only person who posts here who isn’t American
>thinking Sam is smart enough to use a phrase like “ill thought out”

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I have never heard this about David Gilmour doing this and I just googled it. What does kaka mean?

Based, representing the Authentic club

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poser doesn't have any tension on the strings

Lmfao i hate to think theres more peasant losers sharing this thread with me. Youre all favela freaks in my book

K=kick Sam's dad in a coffin
A=ask him if he needs help to get out
Repeat

kakakakakaka

KakakakakkakakakakakakkakakakakkakakakakakkakaakkakakaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaK

Yeah, there’s loads of favelas here in the tropical climate of Sweden.

>*kick*
>need help getting out? Here let me help you
>*kick*
Lmfao

He'll never see it coming

Makes sense why you have so many sand niggers raping your women then

Why does it bring you such pleasure to be so spiteful to someone as to take pleasure in their father’s death and attempt to coax others into bullying said person? What is it that is so shit about your life that this entertains you and that you think this is morally fine? You realise that Sam is a real person with real feelings? Just because he is irritating is no excuse for this. You should feel ashamed of yourself.

i've never owned an electric guitar but i'm thinking of buying one,
so far, i've got my eyes on a fender squier, classic vibes telecaster,
i've read a few review saying it was worth the investement, but what do you guys think ?

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So how long have you guys been playing guitar and/or bass?

No one in /gg/ actually plays guitar they just shitpost about gibsons and tripfags

Sure, its fine for starting out. A Tele has really good tuning stability and basically all you need as a beginner.

Tl;dr
Buy Gibson, everything else is shit
Dont listen to this retard trying to get you to waste your money on chinkshit

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K A K A K A

thanks, i've been playing on acoustic guitar for about 3 years, but i must have played electric guitar like, 5 hours in total,

what would be the strong points of a tele ?
how is it different from stratocasters in terms of mic for instance ?

Ok, I will make it short: you are a worse attention seeker and a worse person than Sam in every respect.

and KAKA

We're getting married, /gg/. And we would never have met if it weren't for you.

Thank you so much, you insufferable faggots.

Teles suck get a jazzmaster

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t. Sam, finally realizing every single kakapost he ever did turned against him.
Nice try Sam, I will kaka on your grave too!

friendly reminder that you've only posted one clip which was an easy blues lick further reinforcing the stereotype that gibsons are for talentless posers who can only play blues licks

Tele neck pickups look really ugly

>no one turns up to the service
Yeah seems about right for /gg/

All my friends are in another dimension

Is there kaka in that dimension too??
Can you ask your fríends to send some interdimensional kaka for Sam's dad?!

No, some weird chick already put it in bread cones and ate it all.

I just marathoned the whole first season instead of sleeping and I can say with certainty that I will be spending the rest of my life married to Kasumi Toyama, all because someone posted her here

>No kaka in that dimension for our Sam's dad.
Sorry lad, you have to get priorities straight, we can't approve that marriage.
Also, JCUM already kaka-ed on her wedding dress.

>He thinks all that kakaposting is a single person's effort
>He thinks a single person hates Sam.
What a faggot, lurk moar

Strong points are basically the simplicity of it and you get good clean tones and the bridge position has more low end than a typical Strat so it can get into some heavier rock territory. Its also got on average a bigger neck which can be comfortable depending on your hand size. The Strat though is shaped more ergonomically which some people find more comfortable and you get a vibrato system allowing you to change the pitch using the bar and stuff. Its also a little more versatile but it depends on the tones you want, I feel like I can get lots of usable sounds of either guitar so it just depends on what you prefer. Can't go wrong with either one really.

I've been playing bass consistently for a year and a half now

HEY DOCTOR FUCK STICK WHERE YOU AT?

Reminder that as a lawyer I benefit society by taking quacks like you down. While lots of beautiful adult women line up to suck my dick you feel up underage girls on the pretence of doing chest exams. I hope that your father develops incurable testicular cancer and you have to watch him die while he tells you what a disappointment you were to him for becoming a incompetent doctor. I hope you get set on fire by a schizophrenic for misdiagnosing him with a cold and then I will come and light a cigarette with your burning bodily and smile to myself as joy scream and I will say hah you fags told me smoking was dangerous well who is dying now?

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idk man two months?

i can play burzum riffs it's pretty sick

Acoustic guitar for two years. I have an electric but I never play it.

Will release some Sammy fanfiction on Wednesday, expect kaka.

What bass amp for home + band practice but also DI for gigs? Budget $500

Line 6 spider VII

Don't forget the metal zone.

Pick up a jackson while ur there

KAKAKAKKAKAKAKKAKAKAKAK

Remember to set the mids to 0 on both the amp and the pedal then crank the gain on both.

Lurkin

a macbook with fruity loops installed

you only have to pretend to play the bass

Haha you can't play music with cereal

Shake the box

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Change of plans. The gfs pickup may have been defective so i threw in some random humbucker i had and covered it. Im about to plug in and see whats what

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That isn't bass user you wild. Thats like that maraca shit

So downtune it dumbass

Did someone say maKAKA??
As in maKAKA for TG senior maKAKO

@88563718 unfunny forced meme. epic fail. gtfo teh 4chanz.

Hahaha cereal boxes don't have tuners my dude you know that.

Learn to Yea Forums first, faggot.
Also
PRESS K TO WRITE "THE ORIGINAL KAKO" ON SAM'S DAD GRAVESTONE

hey guys, kaka!

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You got to install them yourself.

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@88563799 thanks for the (you)

K

KAKA

They're fine

>Imagine there’s a general
>A general with no spam
>No Gibson posting
>No kaka posts or Sam
>Imagine all the people
>Talking guitars in peace
>You may say I’m a dreamer
>But I’m not the only one
>I hope some day you will join us
>And /gg/ will be as one

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Honor the original KAKO
K.

K

How much would you spend on a simple classic guitar, without any electronics?
I got told that old used guitars can be quite good depending on how they were treated.
I'm a beginner and mine broke recently, pic related. I was quite satisfied with it, though I lack experience to say if it was any good. People generally say she sounded warm.
It was around 200€ or so, Intend to bring it to a Luthier, have no clue how much I should spend on reperatures or just buy a new one.
Any advice?

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Hey sam hows pops?
KAKA


also


HEY GUYS SHE WORKS NOW. PRETTY SURE GFS PICKUPS SUCK AS I GOT A DUD. NOW I GOT WHO KNOWS WHAT IN IT BUT IT SOUNDS GOOD VERY BROWN SOUND LIKE.

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cool harpejji bro

GFS sucks

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based /gg/uy albeit im kinda tired of the samuel personality.

What was wrong with it?

When you say classic guitar do you mean a classical guitar or just an old acoustic?

You can get bargains on some old 60s and 70s Japanese built acoustic guitars (Morris, Yamaha, Takamine, Epiphone). For my money I would probably just buy a brand new Yamaha FG800 or FG820/830 though, that way you don’t need to worry about fret wear, neck resets, rust etc. Many repairs will end up costing you more than the price of the guitar.

Also in what way did you break your guitar?

Got a fuzzy ass nasty signal no matter which way i wired it. This other pickup i put in worked on the first try.

one of the strings was cut off in half

Then replace the strings numbnuts. You think you need a “luthier” for this?

The explorer is the most masculine guitar shape. Playing one will instantly turn you into an uberchad.

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Like this, it extends towards the end of it.
A classic guitar with nylon strings is what I'd get, unless if I am better off getting a different style. They're called "Konzertgitarre" in Germany.

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Just get a yammy you fucking peasant fuck

Might be worth asking a guitar tech for a quote first as it hasn’t yet fallen off. Don’t attempt to play it or even tune the strings in the meantime.

Whether you would be better with a steel string is down to you. If you are interested in classical a classical is best, obviously. Folk fingerstyle can work equally well on a classical too. If you want to do the heavy strumming needed for a lot of folk, blues, rock and pop you are better off with a steep string.

kek, Mark actually posted one of the memes. instagram.com/p/BzD7PQjnuP6/ great publicity for Gibson you gotta admit

geez those comments
>"good for having a sense of humor"
imagine someone who works for mercedes posting memes about how their cars break down and require expensive service rofl

Thank you. Right now I prefer fingerstyle, enjoy learning the songs from Francisco Tárrega. Fingerstyle feels the most enjoyable and natural.

A Yamaha? Tell me more about them, user

I’m about 50/50 fingerstyle and strumming with a pick so steel string suits me better. If you’re happy with the sound from nylon stick with it.

Man, this is some authentic Kaka tone right here:
youtube.com/watch?v=E_nB04nUAbY
What do people hear in this shitty amp? Its so thin sounding

It's marketing team is superb. The amp itself is a total shitbox.

Yamaha is the best bang for your buck. They care about what they make. I have a 1979 yamaha fg331 and its great

>It's
Its

Yeah, I mean I guess for $200 its totally passable.. but guys claiming its replacing a full size Mesa or whatever gotta be just trolling or full of kaka.

nice rick

You can literally make it sound like anything you want.

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I'm yet to hear a sound on any demo I've heard that is convincingly good tone. I mean this is about as harsh, buzzy and thin as it gets: youtube.com/watch?v=V8B6qsLEES0
For $600 on this 'Artist' model I'd expect way more, but this is just terrible.

Shit strings

Play one

Why because you cant afford them ;)?

No, because they suck. Why wouldn't I be able to afford the cheapest fucking strings on the market?

Damn since when are nyxls the cheapest on the market?

>rick
thanks mate
after I bought it, I noticed on the back some signs of a grunge band, they're kinda famous here in italy
neat

Oh, you bought the expensive garbage.

>$12
>expensive
Lmfao hows pops?

expensive as in more than standard price. Jesus, you're dumb.

Why do you try so hard to make yourself seem so retarded. Does it just come natural?
>hurr durr i meant this made up definition i just made up

Lmfao hopefully your mom dies first out of nowhere

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new thread soon?

Let's get serious for a second here. You're so quick to jump on someone here to try and make them look stupid, that you just make yourself look stupid. You don't even know who you're fucking talking to, but you just keep on and keep on. You're not impressing anyone, and you never come out on top. As one guy to another, just stop and rethink your life.

No

> J j just stop!!!!1!!

AHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAH

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k

Hopefully not

What guitar is that?

>proving my point

Hey /gg/uys. I like playing electric. The slim neck, thin strings and thin body is far more comfortable for me than acoustic. I also have a fat steel string acoustic which I don't play much and want to get an acoustic that's much slimmer (but not too expensive). Ovation guitars look sweet but they're out of my price range so I found this meme:
gear4music.com/Guitar-and-Bass/Deluxe-Roundback-Electro-Acoustic-Guitar-by-Gear4music-Natural/5XM
Anyone have any experience with this? Any better alternatives?

Just get a strat and call it a day.

Squier bullet 40th anniversary. Same as pic related except it was all black. I changed the hardware and electronics and rounded the neck.

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Post it poor fag

NEW THREAD

I’ve wanted them to do this for years.