/metal/

"Hey guys did you know the song lateralus used the Fibonacci sequence pretty cool huh Maynard is a genius" edition
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discogs.com/artist/1062277-Axiom-13
strawpoll.me/18213879
youtube.com/watch?v=MQmrChMHfr0
twitter.com/NSFWRedditVideo

Burzum. What can I say, they're one of the classics. Better than the rest. First of all, we can finally get rid of that tired slogan "more riffs is better". Listening to more than one riff was always the most boring part anyway. No need to worry about it though, Varg made it so that there's only one riff per song so it's not going to be too crowded with unnecessary variety. The songwriting? Oh they don't need to be that good anyway because the riffs are so big now that we won't even notice it. Imagine playing Blizzard Beasts and being bogged down by atmosphere and scale. It's called "atmospheric black metal" because it's supposed to be hypnotic and trance-inducing.

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Melodeath cucks

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C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER

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Thrash, death, and black metal suck.

based

Or should I say Filosofem? More like Filoshiterry! I can't stand to listen to this sadistic Scandinavian shitfuckery any longer! I'd rather freeze my fucking balls off in Norway and have them cut off so I could be Filosofucked by a horse in my new varg-gina! WHAT WERE THEY THINKING!!

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0/10 not enough zoocoprophilia "jokes"

This is something that even as someone who has listened to metal for ten years have recently noticed, vocals for me are now just part of the instrumentals and I rarely pay that much attention to them.

it's definitely something I noticed too, I used to hate /cloggedsinkvocals/ but now they're based as fuck because they add a unique sound that works surprisingly well with the instruments

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Woah congratulations for finally coming out of the closet, user

3 billion iq proglodite here, I've finished stockpiling and archiving all information in this universe, both attainable and unattainable. I'm going to transcend to the next one in a couple weeks, gimme some prog recs to blast as I merge with the cosmos on a molecular and multi-planar level

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That’s not to say that there aren’t bands out there whose vocals still give me the feels, though; but bands, specially black metal bands, don’t put that much thought into their vocals.

say hi to my new gf

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Hello my future girlfriend

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Based AVGN poster.

Fun fact: the term "Death Metal" comes from the metal band Death, they were the first metal band to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Death Metal", named after the band who invented the genre

i have the same size hands as her

Thrash is for lesbians.

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post hands

Nice bait. It's from a Possessed song.

Nuh uh.

*demo

youtube.com/watch?v=dwP0CSH9jCY
deathrash
balkan ediiton

But it isn't

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Can anyone identify the band shirt she's wearing?

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Goatmoon

>she

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Nice try blumpfkin, she doesn't listen to NSBM. Nazi punx fuck off.

I can smell your cheeto stained fat fingers from here /pol/fag

did you shower today

rent free ;)

He (you) just makes it too obvious

t. boiling, obsessed wimp

have sex

i will, thank you

nah

THIS IS MY HOUSE THESE ARE MY RULES

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The only genius is Aphex Twin

How do death metal gfs look like?

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post kvlt albums

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Hot damn and I though black metal gfs were hot

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that album is fucked.
check out some of these if you haven't.

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Kek, most metal girls are 14 years old or 30 regardless of genre, no inbetweens. Both these people are pornstars or instathots trying to appeal to horny 15 year old's like yourselves

Fucking nice

ok faggot

Listen to actual music and get a girlfriend you edgy tard

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ok faggot

>metal girls
>hot

My girlfriend thinks metal music is scary and that's based

Fag

She's a keeper, also trip dubs noticed

My girlfriend likes some metal music and that’s more based

t. virgin who has never known nor felt love

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They don't exist because death metal doesn't have enough imagery or scene to flock towards that'll make up for the complete lack of personality women have.

>lack of personality
>talking about women not metal
Fucking disgusting metalhead incel, you don't even deserve a brain you maladjusted fuck

i know this chick irl are we from the blood of the wolf scene here?

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For someone so nihilistic she sure puts on a lot of fucking makeup lmao

based seething homosexual

Just like your average black metal musician kek

>Just like your average black metal musician kek

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Seethe

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post songs top-tier solos
youtube.com/watch?v=9Hv_tYHmt7Y

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listen to BDM

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I let the thread die and didn't finish the Brutal Metal Chart yet.
It's time to finish it.

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>Marduk
>Tsjuder
Might as well add Dark Funeral and Dimmu Borgir while your at it

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Just got done jacking off to some japanese orgy video on pornhub while some power metal was playing on the radio, very nice experience.

what are you trying to say?

based, could you tell what band it was?

that your chart is as raw as an overcooked pork chop

based RYM user dunking on NSBM

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Poser black metal you simp

I couldn't tell you sadly, was trying to keep the gay thoughts outta my head and just focus on the dying cats getting their holes cum blasted from every conceivable position.

post poseur cringe you did as a child
>used xX_AvengedSevenFold_Xx as a frequent username when I was 12

I'll replace them if you tell me a few bands that are better.

Gut - the nympho is a g

>metal
>makes you gay
Based, keep your eyes on the prize pal

youtube.com/watch?v=RBHiaa-hyZ0

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But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

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Is she 5? How can an adult be scared by music?

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>

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she's a normie

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FUCK NSBM

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disgusting

death metal = trve
black metal = posers

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any metal = edgy child/boomer/20s something pathetic food service worker

These charts are very good.
However, my chart was designed for including the highest regarded doom albums regardless of sub-genre.
Your charts are separated by sub-genre.
Separating them by sub-genre makes it more convenient, I guess.
Well done.

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Metal is the white equivalent of nigger music and that's ok.

no, that would be slavic hip-hop

no, that would be south african zef hip-hop

This.
Both are equally loud and obnoxious with a primitive tribal mindset.

besides a couple larpers from Norway not many white people have killed eachother over metal

Metal is for white people only

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based

Are you guys going to help me or are you just going to complain about it?

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keep it in the chart thread Überfaggot

It only takes one post.
Unless some retard floods the thread somehow.

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chartfags are always massive tourists

The only people in this thread are shitposters. They don't know shit about metal.

>WAAAAAAH NOBODIES HELPING ME AND MY CHART!! IT ONLY TAKES ONE POST GUISE!

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im 19

Holy shit this is some fucking abrasive grindcore. The song titles too hahaha

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not listening to your album

But it's good

>I got it! I'll reply to my own post- and PRETEND to be somebody else! THAT'll make them feel goofy for not helping me

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see

No.

this guy gets it
well done

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Pls don't post poop.

I made it on my phone and it sounds like shit and i am proud of myself for being productive

DINNER'S READY, come get it chartfags!

(Yous) were always a part of the plan

I need metal that gives off the same vibes as the dreamworks movie Shark Tale released in 2004.

pick an album to replace, buddy.

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Don't we already have a chart for grind stuff?

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We do, but I made one anyway.

that movie went for an upbeat strange funkish oceanic feel, so I feel like funk metal would work well there

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what is your favorite mastodon album?

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Will smith isn't nu male.

anything after Blood Mountain is pretty söy, but this album is unironically based

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I might consider adding these to the brutal metal chart.

I'm gonna take your chart and post in on the brutal metal thread.
It'll help a lot.

>I might consider adding these to the brutal metal chart.

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>making charts
>discussing said charts on /metal/ as opposed to /chart/
fuck off and let us shitpost about Chuck's sexuality in peace chartshitters

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spread the word
everyone needs to know about it

I'd rather shitpost about charts, desu.

Hi /metal/ I'm new to heavy metal. Is Death good or are they a meme? I see a lot of Death memes.

SBG and Leprosy are the only good Death albums.

listen to Autopsy instead

No metal is good, don't even attempt getting into it
t. metalhead

Mental Funeral blows Deaths discography out of the water.

Nile and Lykathea Aflame should be removed.

Someone update this chart for 2019

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besides pic related, what is some /meal/ approved television, animated, live action, or otherwise

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reposting the /metalkinolist/

DOCS
Misc
>Heavy Metal Parking Lot
>Dead hands dig deep
>Decline of Western Civilization Part II
>Heavy Metal: A Headbangers Journey
>The Mentors: Kings of Sleaze
>Metal Down Under
Trad
>Anvil
>Lemmy
>Heavy Metal Britannia
Thrash
>Some Kind of Monster
NBM
>Once Upon A Time In Norway
>Until the Light Takes Us
>Satan Rides the Media
>Det svarte alvor
>Blackhearts
Death
>Death by Metal
>The Growl
>Death Metal: A Documentary
>Centuries of Torment
Stoner/Doom/Sludge
>Last Days Here
>Slow Southern Steel
>Such Hawks Such Hounds
BM
>Loputon Gehennan Liekki (The Eternal Flame of Gehenna)
>Black Metal: A Documentary
>Black Metal's Unexplored Fringes
FLICKS
>Metalhead
>Phallus In Wonderland
>Tenacious D
>Terrorvision
>Deathgasm
>Heavy Trip
>Detroit Metal City
>Airheads
>Trick Or Treat (1986)
>Black Roses
>This Is Spinal Tap
>Hesher
>The Gate
>The Gate II
SHOWS
>Metalocalypse
>Todd and the Book of Pure Evil
>Aggretsuko
>Detroit Metal City
>Legend of Black Heaven
/METALIT/
History/memoir
>The Complete Headbanging History of Heavy Metal
>Choosing Death: The Improbable History of Death Metal & Grindcore
>Lords of Chaos
>Black Metal
>I Am Ozzy
>Official Truth 101 Proof
>Metalion: Slayer Mag Diaries
>The Devil's Cradle
>Only Death is Real
COMICS
>Detroit Metal City
>Black Metal (Oni Press)
>Belzebubs

Someone post all the good 2019 albums.
I’ll make a chart out of it.
Then again, you could just do it yourself if you know the albums already.

no

I just noticed the title in the chart.
Post 'em, anyway.

no

they are overrated but they're still ok

YEEE-EEEEE-AAAAUUUUÖÖÖUUUGH!
youtube.com/watch?v=YND9ORz2AqE

I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE SUN

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HOT

>>>/hoc/

yeah i mixed up the threads :P

>150 posts
>29 posters
>It's the usual "metal gf" kids and the rest of their lame attempts at shitposting
You kids never get tired of posting the same shit? Not only do you jerk off to these poseurs, but you also have to post them in every thread as well? What's your next epic trolling tactic going to be: showing us the jizz that accidentally got onto your pants, showing us the social media profiles you're jerking off to?

based schizo

Fuck off and kill yourself if you're just whining and not posting /meal/

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Your meme replies aren't helping user. If you check the previous threads, shit was fine. I guess they had a lot of homework or something
Fair enough, currently blasting this:
youtube.com/watch?v=qPvRXoYIZDk&t=428s

the other day I asked for metal for the feel of having a fly in my room while i was jacking off and i was gonna nut on it and post it on here if it hadn't flown out of my room so youre not entirely wrong

Your sperg outs aren't helping either. Take your meds, fruit.

the /pol/ zoomers usually pick a single thread to spam in which is strange but very helpful

Chuck's fuck and suck.

AIDS confirmed.

>/pol/

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>my gf's sperm
needs to be a song

Does anyone like Belenos?

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>You don't like that this thread is full off extremely low-quality shitposts?
>You're a schizo, sperg, normie, seething, coping, discord tranny bro

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>he's still whining
pretty soi desu brah

>I TOTALLY MADE SOMEONE UPSET ONLINE TODAY!

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Say something positive about power metal
say something positive about folk metal
do you guys actually listen to anything other than black metal and a bit of death?

metal to jerk off to?

catasexual urge motivation, g.i.s.m.

here ill even help you with lyrics
>This week I found myself in a sticky position
>Been too long without my girl, I had a mission
>A certain seminal fluid is my addiction
>Life has no purpose without her nocturnal emission

>The neovagina is healing near completion
>3 joints in it (s)he could barely even reach in
>Crust and smegma fused dropping to the floor
>I had had my fill but now I needed more
just need one of you anons to write some sicc riffs to accompany it

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What is this cover supposed to be?

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based souf koreans
youtu.be/RzrIdrdMqAM

How about this cover?

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yeah dude i like grindcore

I see a few faces on this one.

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Why is there a fetus at the bottom left?

pogs

Post some Aryan black metal

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Looks like it was generated by a neural network.

Why is there a human looking mouth with a tongue and few teeth behind the stone looking mask?
Why is there intestine looking things coming out of it?
Why is there a big human skull right in the center?
What are those three things at the bottom right supposed to be? They look like mummies.
Why is there a face put randomly on the top right?
Notice the red veins going all over the cover.
This must be an abomination of some sort.

fuck

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I like this album

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Why is there two people fused together and nailed on a cross? It looks like their heads got cut off and fused together at the neck.
What is that huge spinal cord looking monster supposed to be? Why is there human hands surrounding its face? What does it have in its mouth? Why is a couple teeth much bigger than others? It looks like it's sucking the bodies dry of something.
Why is there a fetus at the bottom left? What does that have to do with anything?
It looks like those veins coming out of the bodies feed into something.
Notice the blood coming out of the hands and stomach where the veins are attached.
What is this supposed to be?

A bunch of framed photographs of monsters in a landfill that is now melting because it's in Arizona and it gets too hot and also some invasive plant life has taken root and gotten out of control

I like this description a lot.

TREY
ATTACK MY COCK
MUNCH
MY HAIRY BALLS
SWALLOW
JUICE FROM CROTCH
RIDE
ME ALL NIGHT LONG

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>get an invite for a metal facebook group
>take a look around
>a million 'I AM GOING TO x CAN I GET A RIDE?' posts
>a million 'I AM 45 AND WHAT IS POST METAL' posts
>a million 'I. DISCOVER THIS BAN. SPLUTRA FROM BRASIL. VERY HEEVY.' tier posts
>a million posts where people use facebook as a search engine
>A million posts of 'HEY LETS DRINK BEER ON FRIDAY' followed by replies such as 'UH SOME PEOPLE HAVE JOBS' or 'UH WHY WOULD YOU PLAN THIS ON THE SAME NIGHT AS THE TOOL CONCERT'

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kek

Are there any MILFs in the group?

>Facebook

Found the problem.

>fuckable older women
>heavy metal
pick one
these people were clinging to metal as their only strand of identity long before facebook and will continue long after it'll be taken down

>tool

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>no MILFs
Cringe
So are you staying in that group just for daily doses of cringe or have you left already?

what's the point in living, again?

I never accepted but could look around without posting

tool is the most overrated metal band
they suck balls

pro-creation (for whites), smoking crack and going to prison (for niggers)

HEYY

I SAID "HEYY"!

The Best Brutal Metal Albums chart is almost done, if not, already done.
Get your butts in here and decide.

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fuck off and die

chart user inspired me to make accurate doom charts since he seemed to be having trouble, also adding labels to the bottom corner to help identify for tourists. heres the newest one
Also check out the previous Trad and Goth charts
Not asking for recs just making sure its meal approved

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see

>we want the Order From Chaos audience

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Every NWN band ever.

If you don't mind, you should put names on my charts too lmao.
Or at least tell me what program you use to add the names.

Not the answer i was looking for

what were you even aiming for with that Yea Forumstier post

>dillinger escape plan
>grind
que?

hellfest day 3 sucks dick
saw based revocation and now literally just waiting for the fun bands on the Slayer stage to play

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Their debut album.

Still que? Doesn't make any sense.

any qts there?

Wikipedia says it's grind so it must be true lmao.

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>Messa, Lucifer's Child and Emperor playing
boi

so many
it's been a fucking dream for metal sloots
i forgot about emperor but messa and lucifer's child are gay

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WHAT ARE YOU FAGS BLASTING?

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The best modern Exodus album

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Some late input.
>Agathocles
If there really is a need for two Agathocles releases, one of them should be the Mincecore History 1985-1990 collection.
>One of Dead Infection or L.D.O.H. should be replaced with Psudoku who took grind into space and made it totally insane like no one else have ever done before or after.
>Dillinger Escape Plan
Replace with Parade Of The Lifeless - The Anatomy Of A People's Bondage, who were also more tech but way more grind compared to Dillinger.
>Exhumed
One of the Exhumed albums should be replaced with Prophecy Of Doom - Acknowledge The Confusion Master, early UK bizarre deathgrinders.
>Gerogerigegege
Might be one of the funniest band ever but it should be replaced with Erectile Dementia - Rock 'n Roll Abortion. Who are similar in many ways but much more leaning toward hard rock instead of noise.
>Nyctophobic
Replace Nyctophobic - Insects with Le Scrawl - Eager To Please, not similar in any way, but there is not enough weird jazz grind, Naked City needs a companion. War Criminal Views is much better than Insects anyway.
>Unholy Grave
One of the U.G. albums should be replaced with Senseless Apocalypse or DxIxE, who were both highly regarded among grind both in Japan and and Europe. Later S.A. is relentless in their hardcore sounding grind and most of DxIxE is very furious sounding kinda like Warsore in many ways.
There should also be one of the proto dogs from before the "grind" era, either Siege, Cyanamid, G-Anx or Brigada Do Ódio would fit nicely.

UHH

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cringe

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Honestly, sometimes they can be hot. But most of the time they are an outright poser/tourist (for example is an oi fag now)
, have shit taste, or if they're fucked in the head. Its incredibly rare for a mentally stable girl to like true underground shit. If you're looking for a long term relationship, steer clear of metal girls.

>(for example is an oi fag now)
got any pics?

BLOOD AND SAND
MARK THEIR WAY

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based demo

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None saved, but I'm pretty sure her current instagram is strengththruoi, but its private so you're gonna need an account.

which one of you is this at the kiev pride counter-demonstrations

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me in the back

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dont make me dimebag ur ass

absolutely based

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Out the following 4 genres, which 2 would you keep? (the other two get removed from the universe)

Sludge, Melodeath, Power Metal, Prog

Power Metal
Sludge

melodeath and prog

none of them they all suck

Power metal sucks. Definitely prog. I dont really care about the other two

Keep sludge and power
Snap melodeath and prog

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POST WHAT YOU'RE BLASTING!

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mayhem sucks

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poser

they guy sounds like he's constipated on that album

youtube.com/watch?v=NOpfutywVnY

>tfw no mayhem record with DMDS production but Dead on vocals

It would literally be the perfect black metal album if it weren't for Attila on vocals.

>perfect black metal album

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what's the death metal equivalent of Disclose?
youtube.com/watch?v=ZrQrdIEQfwQ

Why does someone always complain about the drums on this album?

Kegcharge, Effigy

There are only two tracks that I'm aware of with DMDS like production with Dead on vocals. Check these out:
youtube.com/watch?v=7M5hGkgTv78
youtube.com/watch?v=ySoWnxfOnIs
If only DMDS sounded like this.

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kegcharge is decent dbeat but not what im looking for
effigy rips, i've been looking for a shirt for ages but all i can find is US stuff and i dont feel like paying double for shipping

These two tracks alone blow DMDS out of the water.

crustpunks.com/effigy-apocalyptic-metal-shirt-p-5324.html

blackseedsrecords.storenvy.com/collections/1409087-t-shirt/products/21507845-effigy-apocalyptic-metal-t-shirt

idk who has better shipping so i'll just link both, also as far as music have you heard shitfucker? they're pretty gewd (but not rly dm)

No, it would be perfect if they didn't open with the most boring song on the album. Attila rules.

The drums are consistently off tempo, it's pretty distracting especially if you play metal yourself

sweet thanks
>shitfucker
not a fan haha

oh maybe try this discogs.com/artist/1062277-Axiom-13

see

I feel the drums add more chaos to the mix. If you're a musician, i guess that's more understandable.

I'm not a latecomer, I know all the Dead recordings. He is overrated as an actual vocalist. Dead was theatrical in person, Attila brought theatrics to his actual vocal performance. Don't make me post the Noktorn pasta.

He's a lot better than Atilla. Most people would agree.
He literally sounds like he's constipated.
How is that better?

Chaos is good but I think there's an effective way to achieve it. Like the early days of grindcore when blast beats were played as fast as possible with no regard for correct tempo or rhythmic subdivision. Or when Flo does kind of a "loose" gravity blast on NSV. Or how about the drumming on Battles in the North, people have talked shit about it for years but I think it works just fine. With Mutiilation, the drums will do a normal 4/4 beat then get completely out of time when attempting a basic drum fill. The demo versions of the same songs often have better drumming.

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Are you saying the demos sound better than Remains?

>Most people would agree.
I don't think so, from what I've seen it's closer to half and half. People like Dead because of his mystique as an individual, but his vocal abilities were limited. When I first got into BM many years ago, I would have agreed with you. Now I wouldn't want anyone else on DMDS.

I'm about to start a strawpoll on this.

Who is the better vocalist? Dead or Attila? Vote now.
strawpoll.me/18213879

GET OFF YOUR ASS AND MAKE ME SOME FOOD

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10/10

dead meme

feel like shit just want him back...

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lol dead is better all along.

>being THIS jealous about mt new gf

So you're saying extreme metal sucks?

the tfw no gf shit needs to stop

did you really waste all that time making that post?

>UUGGGHHH actually it's from Possessed!

Sludge and Prog suck but Meloshit and POPwer Metal suck even more so I’d get rid of the last two.

>she
are you sure? she's growing a beard.

What's the YE of Metal?

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what does this have to do with metal?

see

You guys should really check this out. It's one of the most evil black metal albums I ever heard.

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>mfw Riot finally clicked

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wtf is that thing supposed to be?

Maniac

these people are just doing it for the attention

at least he is better than Attila

Only dead I know is Paul

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No shit Sherlock still want a black metal gf

lmao we posted at the exact same time

What song are you going to end it to, /meal/?
youtube.com/watch?v=MQmrChMHfr0

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CRUSHING ME

CRUSHING ME

CRUSH-ING MEEEE

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why?

yes

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KILL THE POLICE
KILL THE WHOLE FORCE
SMASH THE SYSTEM
DESTROY THE COURTS

it looks like a red sumo wrestler with a otter mask on

UN-JUSTIFIABLE
E X I S T E N C E

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someone start the new thread already

Because I fucking want to I’ve already dated pretty much every basic white girl stereotype out there, time for some more diversity

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Nice. I never went out on a date.

Can we put this as the Cover for the thread? I really like this Metal album and I think people would really get into it also.

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I can't be the only one, right?

Metal chicks suck. They're degenerate whores and in it for attention. The ones that aren't are fat or ugly.

start the new thred already. this gf shit is annoying

the conversations always go the exact same every time

Nah ive met descent qts that have been listening to metal for like ten years but they always have had a boyfriend, the big guy metalhead type of boyfriend. I guess in the meantime I will just keep dating basic white girls they don’t care about my twink body.

That's the other bit of it. All the 6/10's and up are taken.

bump limit reached. time for a new thread, niggers.

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Don't post on that retard's thread

real thread