Looks guys, let's just be honest for a minute. Let's stop lying to ourselves. Jazz sucks

Looks guys, let's just be honest for a minute. Let's stop lying to ourselves. Jazz sucks.

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It's the ultimate pseud genre. Classical is boring as fuck but at least it's pleasing to the ear.

Completely DEAD irrelevant genre. The last new Jazz album to get some sort "buzz" was a Lady Gaga one 5 years ago. Before that who even knows LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

>Classical is boring as fuck

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It’s tainted due to white people running to it solely to prove they have “good” taste in music, meanwhile in the 80s and early 90s it was yuppie tier and has been forgotten ever since.

>listening to music to appear intelligent or tasteful
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Hey OP, maybe you'll like it after more listening. What Jazz albums have you listened to? I can rec some albums that are more aligned to your taste. :)

what the fuck are you on about, there's plenty of easy listening and vocal jazz that dominated the charts in the 50s and early 60s. not all of it is avant garde shit

It sucks ass recorded. It's okay live. Almost never great, just fun to play.
Jazz bassist for a couple years

Jazz is literally more enjoyable than sex

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maybe it's because you retards have such underdeveloped ears you would never be able to appreciate it

Smoke some weed first before you listen to it

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>boring

the pleb filter is working incredibly well

Jazz is like scoring 0/100 on a test. It's not failing, its not awful technically. You have to know all the right answers to get everything wrong.

jazz is only enjoyable to play not to listen and i mean raw jazz like coltrane,wes,miles,etc...

on the other hand when you combine jazz with other stuff like jazz fusion you get the best of it

To take the bait
"Yikes. No argument"

Exactly. And there is plenty of non boring classical, shit that wasn’t written just to be written.

Maybe try and dance to the bass and drums and swing with it? That’s what I ended up doing when I used to listen to a lot of jazz or whenever it comes on

>Jazz sucks
True. Now... Jazz FUNK is where it's at negro

>dudeeee jazz is a raw free flowing reflection of the very spirit music
>WTF what do you mean you won't play the standards!?

How do you listen to something like Lester Young or Sonny Rollins and decide it’s music for “pseuds”?