clairo frens: part IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII Sam is king edition
>How do I start learning guitar/bass?
justniguitar.com
studybase.com
>Guitar chords and inversions
chordboak.com
>String tension calculator (D'Addario):
stringtnsionpro.com
>Music theory:
musicthory.net
>Guitar Maintenance and other information:
frdua.com
youtube.com
>Why is my guitar buzzing?
frets.com
>Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
mega.nz
Other urls found in this thread:
youtu.be
instagram.com
sendvid.com
youtu.be
youtube.com
forbes.com
justniguitar.com
studybase.com
youtube.com
twitter.com
youtu.be
youtube.com
youtube.com
youtube.com
hazeguitars.com
twitter.com
How's that lick over the F chord at 1:15? Did he play the chromatic Melody while holding the rest of the chord shape
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Why don't you people get a better hobby? A not dead one. A helpful one. One that isn't a complete waste of time.
how is clairo so chubby yet skinny looking at the same time? why are wahmen so perfect I want to inseminate clairo aaaaaaaaaaaa
Fuckingh hell, guitarists are such pedos.
>90% of /gg/ doesnt own or use pic related.
Plebs
Everything you own is dirty lol
what does it do???
Both he and Sammy have the Midas touch of filth.
What? His interface isn't a behringer with Midas preamps, its a cheap bait pos
what's your to-go lick/riff when someone asks you to play something?
Anyway here's Wonderwall
Lmao dean is getting cucked in the court of law
What a bitch made excuse. Could only come from someone as retarded as a doctor
Sunshine Of Your Love
Easy enough to be played even when staring at some QTs tits
Sounds good enough to impress them usually
Still mad that I can kill people and you can’t?
stop being a cunt
Anything that I play impresses people so I just play whatever
Capped fir when you get btfo
>people pretending to be me on /gg/
Should I be flattered?
Noise on the beginning is from construction work on the floor above
sendvid.com
>What should I think and feel?
Imagine being this devoid of yourself
Angel Cuckvaldi
Sorry, I play matte guitars and 65 is too harsh for that finish
PRESS S TO SPIT ON SAMS DYING DEAF DUMB AND BLIND DAD.
dude that ain't no cuck. that's a flaming faggot if I've ever seen one
Press J to find Jcum's dad
Here are the chords to Alessia Cara - Trust My Lonely:
Verses, Bridge & Outro:
| F - - - | F - - - | C - - - | C - - - | × 4
Chorus:
|:F - - - | F - - - | C - - - | C - - - |
| Bb- - - | Bb- - - | C - - - | C - - -:|
| F - - - | F - - - | C - - - | C - - - |
omg! based!
Why yes, I do own a Gibson guitar and I support their lawsuit against Dean Guitars. How could you tell?
Wouldnt a lawyer fit like 10x better?
Yeah, but I look exactly like Patrick Dempsey, so...
The guy that plays dwight on the office?
Were gonn a get everyone we can from you by unethical application of the law, because you have money and we don’t.
Not Only that it is legal to be unethical, and Dean hasn’t broken the law by stealing designs
J
So when did this doctors vs lawyers thing start? I feel like I slept through it.
Fuck doctors and lawyers, surveyors are the true victor.
Crooked ass lole
>please tell me how to think
dumb fuck doctor 101
SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS
you missed doctor user supported gibson's lawsuits. that's why lawyer user has been sperging out
doctor user said gibson was right to sue dean, lawyer user said no, spiraled from there, annoying arguments devoid of keks continue to this day
2 days ago a man said it was unethical of dean to copy the V and explorer and the Gibson suit was appropriate.
A ‘corporate lawyer’ disagreed and said lawyers were noble.
The original guy responded by showing data stating lawyers were viewed as scummy as car salesmen and showing that he was a physician who was at the top of the survey in love by three popularin.
Lawyer fag had a nuclear meltdown for 2 days and hasn’t been seen since
Doc is aight but hes stupid fir thinking they have a case.
What's your guys' opinion on a good guitar to get a nice jangly Rickenbacker type sound? Should I buy a Rick knockoff from AliExpress or is there a better guitar to get that type of 60's pop sound with?
I wanna make something like The Young Veins.
doctors are untrustworthy scum
I'm doctor user, and I'm also the one asking about this doctor vs. lawyer drama. That was nothing to do with me.
did you sand your neck, /gg/?
you're full of shit and a coward, nobody believes you
I'm okay with this dot jaypeg.
Are you the guy who was trying to start an argument with a doctor earlier? I'm guessing that means you're the lawyer.
i go over mine with a scotch-brite pad, one of the green ones. not so rough that it strips the whole finish off(atleast not yet after a year), but enough to get that nice satin feel for a couple weeks. then when it glosses over I just did it again
>Actually playing guitar in the year of our Lord, 2019
>oh it totally wasn't me
pussy. post your medical license to prove it wasn't you faggot
Sup doc. I had a feeling it was our autist talking to himself again
I'll take that as a "yes".
Yeah lets play videogames all day.
scared little bitch
shouldn't you be straightening out your inlays right about now?
How's it going. Yeah, I don't give a shit about copyright law, Dean can do what they like.
>backing down
>seething
typical
stop talking shit about gibson before I diagnose your mother with cancer
>t.doctor
A fingerstyle blues turnaround is the patrician choice.
Its going good but its looking more like uk weather than a california summer here which is quite strange cant say im complaining but hot weather is nice too. Hows the weather across the old pond?
hot as fuck
what is this for? ive had the same guitar for the last 2 years and have never serviced it. should i use this?
i said cut it out, dont make me prescribe you a colonoscopy sans vaseline
Not gonna lie im enjoying this meme
it's lemon oil, you're supposed to use it to clean your frets and fretboard, but sam uses it as lube to fuck his dad in the ass
Put some on the fretboard nect time you clean it unless its maple
I loled
Purple guitars are objectively the best
thanks guys does it have to been done all the time?
>all things must be productive and beneficial to the party
>guitar is not useful to the party
>why don't you learn to sing for the red army choir
commies gtfo
this is america, we believe in individuality here
That's it, you just earned yourself a very painful mammogram
If gibson is right to sue dean, then fender is right to sue ibanez because they make things that look sort of like strats.
These guitar designs are so old they're cultural standards. And if you ask me, copyright and patents should last no more than 5 years and trademarks should apply exclusively to brand names and logos.
music producers would go bankrupt and artists would starve
just when you change strings, provided you change them often enough
doctor user disagrees
you better fucking quit that shit before I prescribe xanax to your children
Good.
Doctor user is a faggot who thinks the government should make useless hobbies into extremely profitable pursuits for an artificial upper class that has no right having any influence in society.
Strong copyright law may actually be a major contributor to the decline of the west.
It's actually sunny here for a change, which is great, except I'm on nights. Should be in Kangarooland by next year, though, fingers crossed.
I'm out anyawy
I'm doctor user, and I couldn't care less about copyright law. I think you guys have been talking to personalities again.
well guess what faggot, doctors are the most trusted professionals in the world
and I went to medical school, so I'm smarter than you. eat shit dean deserves to die a horrible death for stealing from gibson
>argues for two threads
>hides for several hours
>uhhhh jk dudes it wasn't me uh
a literal, actual, walking, talking, pussy
Behind black strats maybe
The most trusted professionals in the world are destroying lives across the US by over-prescribing known habit-forming opiods to anyone with a sore shoulder
Gibson deserves a horrible death for thinking they have any right to a shape that's older than their company.
>NO ONE ELSE CAN MAKE A V-SHAPED GUITAR
>THEN WE MIGHT HAVE TO INNOVATE TO REMAIN COMPETITIVE
What are some good practise methods for bass, and any good tips for slap. lastly, what does R=rest mean
Yeah steve jones was talking on the radio about how california and uk weather switched this year. Maybe now boomers can grow chiles outside instead of in autistic hydroponics.
You gonna slay that sideways pussy in australia?
Never seen a bass vi you fuckibg dumb bitch?
You're just mad you're a brainlet and I have a genius level IQ, 8 years of schooling and I'm making fucking bank, sounds like you're a seething copelet. And yes, I do play a gibson, and yes, I do support the lawsuits, fuck dean, and anyone else who infringes on IP
I'm downloading your post and uploading it to all my favorite torrent sites.
Scarcity is value, bitch.
Cmaj7 arpeggio > Gmaj7 arpeggio > Fmaj7 arpeggio and then noodle around C phrygian and end with Aminor pentatonic Jimi Hendrix double stop hammer on slide thing
I just fuckin noodle
I've always found this retarded
For me, it's Kaoru.
Not only is she incredibly well read and charming but she plays a Gibson AND a Gretsch. We should all aspire to be more like her.
Thicc
based lawyer user
>How do I start learning guitar/bass?
justniguitar.com
studybase.com
I don't get it? Both of those links are broken :(
This is pretty good, wish I'd caught it first time around.
I don't know anybody out there, so it'll be Tinder from day one.
Holy shit this Jew lawyer is still seething like 5 threads later. All because he's coping over the general public's dislike for Jew lawyers. Imagine how low his self-esteem must be.
>tfw no handsome gibson-playing gf
R means rest
There's a guy in these threads who - despite spending a lot of time here - wants them to die. If he's around when we need a new thread, he'll post a Clairo version with deliberately broken links to try and hasten their demise.
You're looking for justinguitar.com and studybass.com
>argues against shitty and legal practices by gibson
>he's a jew
only a doctor could be this stupid
The vocal melody line to Interstate Love Song or the chords to Prince's Sometimes It Snows In April.
thats just jcum being jcum
I not only sanded but I reshaped my neck joint
>jcum
>'sam is king' edition
Really?
You going for work?
how do I rest I feel like an idiot not knowing this
>rent free
yes, really
Ever try looking it up on youtube einstein?
Thoughts on Michael Lemmo?
I just want one that can sing and plays a Taylor.
rest means, don't play. you rest. 100% srs.
I'm going because the weather is good, they speak English, and the NHS is currently collapsing into the ground.
Hella overcompensation and need for attention.
You forgot the part where everything is poisonous and wants to lay its eggs in you. Good luck doc. How much will it be to ship ur stuff?
Lul
Help
should've played authentic.
buy a bc rich from the usa. u welcum
Please, help her
>You forgot the part where everything is poisonous and wants to lay its eggs in you.
If that bothered me, I wouldn't use Tinder.
I'm going full minimalist: sell the Firebird, give the JVM and the strat to my stepdad, and just take the Jaguar and a small head; I'm thinking maybe a Friedman or a Victory, but I need to try some out.
How many non working guitars do you own now? 4?
S
Break it all the way, titebond and a couple clamps. That's a good break as far as repairs go.
Can we just name the next generals /doc/ or /law/ cause clearly this shit is off topic and should have been delt with days ago
It's over. Just put her out of her misery.
Fuck off autist
One. She is my first.
Please, no.
>offtopic posting in /gg/
How are you surprised by this?
And a better player than everyone in this thread
Take it to a luthier and he'll glue it together for about $150 and it will sound like it did before it broke
Gibsons have been around for a while and so have people who can fix broken headstocks
>
>>>Being mean on the internet
This general has just been getting worse I've posted so many questions and topics that don't get answered cause everyone's too busy shit posting
Thats fixable (probably) any good luthier will have experience gluing gibson headstocks
>NHS collapsing
>doctors losing their jobs
It's a good day
compensation for what? he was soloing better than pink suhr when he was 12
i think he is genuinely autistic though.
Ask your questions in a shitpost you fucking retard
Why you lying?
pro: all this off-topic shitposting puts this shitty thread at bump limit faster
con: the next one wont be any better
>wah spoonfeed me
twitter.com
this dude is good enough to inspire you to learn dumb techniques like hybrid picking
Why do you have to be mean I don't understand this what have I done to offend you
How's it spoon-feeding isn't the point of a general to discuss and have conversations where people can share knowledge and tips
Alright what do you need help with faggot?
The first part is true, but not the second. They're absolutely desperate for more doctors; the paucity is part of the reason for the crisis.
Are you new to Yea Forums
I came to Yea Forums in 2006 and it was always about circlejerking over a shared interest and excluding people who were not genuine. Posers.
We're all trv here.
How is teaching a baby to crawl "discussion"
Which questions do you post? If they dont get answered its almost universally because they're fucking retarded and could be solved on your own using Google
This is too true
Imagine having an ego this fragile.
Do y'all think the two handed tapping trend going on in a lot of guitar based music is going to be here to stay or will fade like a fad?
What does /gg/ think of baritone fretless guitars?
Like seriously all the shitposting is because there's really not that much talk about guitar to be done here. Everything is better explained in other resources, it's all been done to death. Only a handful of people post their playing here, and even fewer are any good
Stupid. Leave the fretless to the strings family let these intruments be hard as fuck because of that.
I've been on this website since 2005
Nothing right now
Yes let me just pull up the list of questions I've archived for just this moment when user wants me to pull them up
It isn't just here to stay, it's part the evolution of guitar into a true solo/lead instrument that better fits into the styles of western music
Basically the chapman stick was way ahead of its time and standard guitar is a spanish instrument shoehorned into our own culture and so was destined to be changed eventually.
It'll fade away. Sweep picking, now that's a technique. Have you heard Through the Fire and the Flames?
Fuck off autist.
What better resources ? Please help me escape this hell
They really are. Gonna get one of these as soon as I'm able to.
Flatpicking in general is probably going to die
Fingers offer more versatility and with skill, just as much speed. I mean you have six, usually seven these days, strings to chose from and you just want to go back and forth really fast over one huh?
Google.com
It will always be around as it has been around for decades now. But essentially it serves little purpose as all you are doing is extending the range of notes you can hammer or pull off and it adds very little musically as this note range can be done by a child on other instruments such as a piano and only serves the guitar as a lead and cuts the potential of other voices and harmony as you are taking up octaves doing something nobody really cares about and is somewhat difficult as a technique but if you write it on paper the music is simple and amateur.
>I've posted so many questions and topics that don't get answered
That's where sweeping comes in, you can go across the fretboard with breath taking speed. I actually heard Ibanez is going to be releasing a line of 8 string guitars next year. Who needs that many notes if you're already smart and have 24 frets?
electric guitar is the violin of plucked string instruments
violin, too, has jack shit for range compared to a piano or a full orchestra (ye olde DAW) but it has value for its expressiveness. only guitar has more range and polyphony in exchange for being slightly out of tune (until intonated frets become mainstream with high end instruments - god knows they'd cost the same if they'd drop the premium body wood meme as if it does anything).
> only serves the guitar as a lead and cuts the potential of other voices and harmony
Guitar is portable
Guitar has more dynamics
You can have more than one guitar playing in a song
Extended range guitars can switch roles in a song, allowing more compositional freedom
Instead of whining go write for 8 string ibanez quartets
Both offer different possibilities and sounds. You simply can't play as fast as alternative or economic picking with fingers, you can just string skip faster in terms of speed. You also can't get the same attack or velocities between the two. Finger picking also can't be muted the same as you can with a pick.
an extra low string only adds like five notes, like each extra fret only adds one. it's not as extreme as it looks.
it's more about chord voicings - it being physically able to play certain combinations of notes simultaneously - and dynamics like slides
guitar demands creativity. you can't be a pianofag and larp as talented by hitting a bunch of octaves and doing a chromatic run followed by another dramatic octave.
>look at all my range
>wow ur the reincarnation of mozart
Thank you. A friend just told me there is a Luthier not far away from my home. I feel quite calm now. Have a Goth
Why would I lie?
>you can't be a pianofag and larp as talented by hitting a bunch of octaves and doing a chromatic run followed by another dramatic octave.
I can't believe pianists invented djent
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What are you on about? Not sure why you are trying to say I am whining? Also not sure what you are on about with you Ibanez 8 string nonsense.
I'll make it simple for you. If one voice is rapidly running over a wide range of notes, it takes up more space in the composition as a leading voice, and you either have to push the other voices farther away, or lose their impact. If you have a regular tuned guitar playing a D triad at the 12th fret of the neck and another voice is running close to or into that range at the same time it most likely ruins the value of both voices unless they are meeting and playing very similar things, which again, serves little purpose.
Given the choice between a brand new Les Paul Standard or a Paul Reed Smith McCarty Singlecut, which would you get and why?
That's a cosplayer: she's Death from Gaiman's Sandman series.
I don't know how but you're somehow so far behind the curve you have yet to solve problems that were figured out in the 1600s.
As a culture we have been arranging music for multiple instruments with as much, or more range than a guitar each without issue for hundreds of years, all of them able to be played faster than a metalhead can sweep pick, and now a guitar with 8 strings and 24 frets is a problem. Agh, the voices clash too often!
The whole point of having so much range is so the voices don't have to clash. You don't have to add another instrument to avoid having the voices clash. You just play different notes. Goddamn.
neither
aluminum neck tele
Tele deluxe
The tuning possibilities are the biggest factor. Just having 6 strings but making it Drop C creates a whole different sound, especially when you base things around that open C as many players do. The tunings also change the tone across the whole fretboard. Adding more strings also allows the bass to go lower as well, and the tuning really changes the whole sound of the band as the singer sounds different and can have a different range with what he is accompanied with, but many modern bands actually use high range vocals which makes the vocals sound even higher when with the music, whereas decades ago guitars tuned down to let the singer sing in a lower register. Also more strings allows deep notes without down tuning if wanted, so you can still play some chords which become difficult in drop.
PRS. They make the best guitars for the money at every single price point
I already own a MiUSA Tele
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pls help me with the chords, i love that bass line
>user in the 17th century
>these violinists playing chords, oh my god, what the fuck is wrong with them. they're going to clash with everyone else. what a pointless technique. and if you look at the sheet music, oh wow, three notes at once. how childish and amateur. just play normally, it's easier to compose for.
>just write music so they don't?
>HAAAAAH?
Dude what are you talking about, the post was about two hand tapping as a technique and what purpose it serves, not 8 string guitars or fret counts. You either got confused or are just looking for an argument.
Yeah but is it a tele deluxe?
Okay yeah you clearly have a mental issue you are making multiple posts of nonsense.
Same point
If one instrument is covering a lot of range then just fill in the gaps, it's not hard. It's really basic shit that's been around for centuries.
It might be hard for jazz improv but that's not real music desu
imagine thinking guitars being able to play more than shreddy lead lines and chord strumming rhythm is a bad thing
Oh you were being serious? I'd get the LP. I own the new studio model and I love it. It also has a thin neck which is good for me because I also play a Strat. I think of the new standards, the 60s has a thinner neck than the 50s. Depends what you're looking for I guess.
The PRS doesn't need a new nut straight out of the box and is less likely to have major QC errors
polyphony is haaaaaard
Whatever is more comfortable to play and sound better in my ears when im testing them out.
And if price is a issue, the less expensive one if the difference is significant.
I personally wouldnt buy any of them, instead would buy pic related.
Have sex.
>screen calling yourself
Unethical, can’t wait for dean to go bankrupt over this
Why would you choose Gretsch over the other two? What is your criteria?
again? my dick is sore from this morning
>inlays symmetrical
>binding not fucked up
>pickups not installed upside down
not #authentic
It's the American Special model.
Yep, serious. Looking to get a graduation present to myself and I've got the Tele, the Ibanez memes and want something singlecut and serious quality next.
Lying doesn't count. Unironically have sex, take a shower, get a clue. You're seething.
Someone give me the run down on what's happening with Gibson. I haven't been up to date on this stuff
might want to follow your own advice pal
After years of guitar companies aping body styles and several failed lawsuits gibson is at it again because they need money
For the record their peer, fender, will only sue if you copy the whole guitar down to the headstock and logo style such that your instrument may be reasonably mistaken for one of theirs.
>tfw you use it on every string change and now the fretboard is soaking wet
Ez fix.
not nearly as good at trolling as you think you are
Heard it sounds "classic like" as the pickups are underwound. Plus its something you usually don't see often, everyone and their mother have a Les Paul nowadays. And to top all that, the one you saw on pic is like 450U$, and all reviews i saw say the quality is flawless. A solid platform for modding if ever needed.
Pic related is the more expensive brother of that one.
they're so mad because people can make a vaguely similar looking guitar that's better than theirs at a lower price. being exposed as a bad guitar builder must hurt.
fender is more secure because clones approach and equal their genuine articles, but they're never better for less. for example, why would you sue ESP over the snapper when the american strat is just as good and actually costs less?
To be honest Dean is not modifying their v and explorer models as other guitar companies
just look at this Fender v it is actually very diferent,.not a gibson fan but dean need to pay up.
>calling it screen calling
Get cancer and die faggot
Schecter, ESP, and LTD are getting away with it just fine and are probably copying dean at this point. But Gibson doesn't care, they can just say "asians are subhumans, they can't make good guitars like the master race, i mean, CHEAP LABOR"
Dean is a threat to them. Dean has domestic production, and their V shaped guitars are better and cost less. It means Gibson has direct competition. Instead of innovating (which gibson can't) or putting out higher quality stuff that's worth the price (which gibson can't) they're suing. Lawsuits are a sign of weakness.
Nice try doctor faggot, Gibson is done. They'll get raped in court and have to pay the court costs for dean since they sued in texas. You're a nigger
How is she so cute
And how does she play a tele with those small ass hamster hands
gibson has tried and failed at this kind of lawsuit multiple times now
the premise is ridiculous. if they're so scared about someone making a guitar in a shape that's existed since ancient greece maybe they should make a good guitar. fender doesn't have a problem with ibanez making blatant strats with different headstocks.
Lmfao. Are you high?
You both are talking like there was some kind of general approach to the question. There isn't. Even if chorales have been around for centuries, the composer doesn't get many choices as to where to set a melodic outline. For the ear it's very simple: it's the highest pitch at any given moment, end of story.
Two hand tapping with the proper accentuation and voice leading can generate a conterpunctual situation where the melody might appear to move into the inner voices, but you're still not going to have more than four simultaneous voices because of the range of the guitar. Just filling in the gaps won't do the trick, that only works for chord voicing. Expanding the range is not the answer either, because it becomes inaudible. user's right in a way when he implies everything to know about the subject has already been worked out. Yet there's a lot more to it in the practical realm, and it's like that for every poliphonic instrument.
pls
> These include the body shape design of the Flying V, Explorer, ES and SG, as well as the ‘Dove Wing’ headstock design, the ‘Hummingbird’ name and the ‘Moderne’ trademark
Yeah here’s a hot take from a dentist.
1. Lawyers are subhuman Jews
2. Physicians are usually cocky and arrogant
3. Dentists are based and red pilled
Dean obviously is copying SG, Explorer, V, and Les Paul blatantly. They also blatantly copy the strat and tele, and even the weird PRS design with the Icon.
If PRS can come up with their own designs and make it big why can’t Dean? Obviously nobody wants the fish hook Dimebag shit. Fuck Dean and Fuck Lawyers who defend this shit. I say PRS and Fender get in and dogpile these fags and put a stop to the cheapening of their brand.
GbMaj7 Ab7 DbMaj7 Dm7b5
Ebm9 F7 Bbsus2 Dm7b5
GbMaj7 Ab7 DbMaj7 Ddim7
Ebm9 F7 Bbsus2 Dm7b5
Bbm Gb Ab F7/A
Bbm Gm7b5 Ab F7/A
Bbm Gb Ab F7/A
Bbm Gm7b5 Ab F7/A
tldr complicated instruments playing complicated music = complicated
on the next episode of /gg/, anonymous posters discover the power chord after arguing for two hours
if fender is still big even with people copying them what's gibson afraid of? it doesn't cheapen your brand if your brand is better than the copies.
>dentist
I'd tell you to kill yourself, but considering you have the highest suicide rates in white collar employment, I'd say your time will come with or without my help. Go clean some teeth you stupid fuck
Buy PRS
Gibson. Iconic sound with lots of versatility. Nitro finish. God machine. Can't imagine owning a PRS after watching clips of Paul. He's absurdly cringey.
>lawyers who defend this shit
Kek the lawyer user is the one who was saying Gibson doesnt have a chance in hell in court. Doctor user said it was based and fuck dean
>he fell for the snake oil meme
Enjoy your damaged fretboard
>he let's other peoples mannerisms define what guitars he owns
I bet you buy signature models too
> I spend my days digging rotting garbage out of peoples mouths, and Im based
wew lad
>Be gibson
>Make really shitty guitars
>Your only claim to fame is "a few famous guys managed to pick out some of the few good gutiars we ever made" so your marketing line is "you should buy this guitar because it looks like the one some famous guy used"
>You go as far as trying to recreate old instruments in hopes that you will once again accidentally make a few good ones like those famous guys played
>Here comes dean
>Makes instruments that look like the ones the famous guys played
>Only they're good
>And cost less
>Gibson's face when
This, unironically. Paul is fucked.
Because Gibson paid money for the design and they pay royalties to Les Paul. You can’t sell someone elses design imo.
You could go make a space movie called Space Opera and use all the same shit as Star Wars bit change the name?
Both are snake oil guitars
Buy an Ibanez. The talent of their following speaks for itself.
So Gibson can't make a good guitar or make a design themselves?
And they're admirable but dean isn't how?
awesome dude, thank you very much.
>buy a piece of shit
I'll pass sweetie
I’ll kill myself with a FN P90 and Platinum bullets inside my Mercedes S class paid for by your shitty hygiene faggot.
PRS is souless trash dresssed up with buzzwords and branding. Buy Gibson
t. no talent
Music is usually beyond the simple/complicated dichotomy. Yet Yea Forums loves dichotomous arguments. No instrument or technique is better than the other. More notes is not better than less notes and fast isn't better than slow. The beauty of music is that it takes us far away from that boring mindset.
Gibson is soulless trash dressed up with buzzwords too
solid body electric gutiars are not real instruments. premium materials and craftsmanship only go so far with them. sorry.
if you wanted to look like you had class you should have played piano.
>Yeah here’s a hot take from a dentist.
Sorry bud. Not gonna read that.
lmfao, even though all Ibanez players are talentless soulless shredding hacks. Even Malmsteen calls them shit for a reason and I would definitely take his word over yours
>in real life, talented professional artists overwhelmingly prefer fender, ibanez, and ESP, the latter two building their business of making fender-esque guitars that fender won't
>gibson is shit on constantly, besides a handful of people they're guitars for nu-metalers and other posers.
>fender, ibanez, and ESP players fight among themselves but always agree that gibson is washed up and trying to ride off a reputation they couldn't maintain
>leave real life and enter /gg/
>get a job, buy a gibson, thank me later
>i'm really a dentist, trust me, gibson is good
What a disgusting and dismal existence. Imagine making a living staring into the mouths of disgusting fucks that cant brush. I bet you have a sick fucking fetish for disgusting mouths. I bet you dream of meth mouth hillbillies tongues you could suck on when you jerk off. You're sick in the fucking head and a faggot to boot.
Buy prs
I bet CHONs bassist could outplay you on guitar and he doesnt even write his own music
Malmsteen calls them shit because they're totally-not-strats and that offends his swedish sensibilities.
He's a self admitted brandwhore that despises all forms and degrees of imitation and put in charge of things would have a world of monopolies where there's only the original guitar company, the original oil company, the original sports car company, and so on, and if you couldn't afford the original you didn't deserve it.
It's a good thing the world is not ran by swedes. They are terrible, soulless things and the antithesis to all culture. As expected of some of the last european peoples to civilize.
friendly reminder that ibanez sounds like shit and anyone who uses floyd+low action for anything pussy
Just because you can't afford a superior product and get absorbed into internet groupthink and mind control from jealous Ibanez/Schecter/LTD/Edwards/insertshitplankhere owners, doesn't mean Gibson is bad. Only a Gibson is good enough, otherwise you wouldn't be hating on them.
Wait... you’re telling me I shouldn’t trust /gg/?
gibson is for fashion conscious japanese girls
of course one fucking can play super fast with just fingers
you may not but a lot of people can, just look up flamenco. spoiled faggot.
Only a Giita is good enough!
>malmsteen is /gg/
im considering getting a tatoo like that
There you go folks, photographic evidence of Tim Henson with a Gibson.
Proof that Gibson is for talented people.
That's such a mexican kid wearing checker pattern vans thing to say
you forgot PRS
ibanez, fender, ESP, PRS are the big four these days, fender is the only one normies recognize, and everyone else is either an asian guitar brand guitar or a grandpa brand like gretsch
Essential incelcore.
3.5 days a week 6 figures digging rotting garbage out of people’s mouths. Also, Ibanez is nip shit played exclusively by Brazilian mutts 35 years behind the curve.
Ibanez is a dying knock off brand that was propped up by sponsorships just like Dean, ESP. Schecter, and Chapman. All cheap Asian knock offs from the same factory.
PRS is Atleast respectable because as faggoty as that quack Paul is with his sales techniques he made his own design and went his own way with finishes and look. Yeah it’s a strat and a les Paul averaged together but it is still innovating and the whole colorful wood veneers is fresh and looks nice. Also hé some some how managed to get a somewhat unique sound (soulless) out his guitars. They sound like what a computer would make a guitar sound like. It’s both very good and very bad.
He also refused to make a strat copy until people wouldn’t shut the fuck up about it, and even then he priced it jokingly high to punish them for making him do it.
Just buy a Gibson or a Fender depending on what you play and quit wasting money strapping $200 magnets to Chinese ply wood.
As much of a joke as financing gear is via Sweetwater it’s still a better financial decision than buying a $600 chink Ibanez and then spending hundreds getting it ‘upgraded’. It’s like putting a V10 Ferrari engine in a Civic.
Yeah it’s now got a better engine but you’re still driving a Civic and dealing with the cheap interior when a Audi S4 would have beeen a much more practical use of money.
Also PRS is the best
Nobody is reading your blog you nasty mouth licker
9 out of 10 dentists reccomend Colgate. This dumb faggot reccomends Gibson. Lmao
This guy knows whats up. It always makes me laugh to see people 'upgrade' shitplanks. Sure you can put better tuners on it, better pickups, hardware, etc but the time you do all that, why not just get something good to begin with? I'd always take even an entry level Gibson over a lot of the chinkshit. Fender on the other hand I think the MIM stuff has always been pretty decent but I'd still rather pay up for MIA or MIJ even.
Based and redpilled analysis. 20 y/o zoomers will never understand this.
>he made his own design
He added another cut out to a les paul and moved the tuners in. ESP is unironically more original than PRS.
Also a civic with a ferrari engine would be faster and better handling than some piece of shit audi to anyone who knows jack shit about cars
20 year old zoomers live in an age of plenty where owning "THE REAL DEEEAAAAL!!!!" isn't a badge of pride because anyone with a credit card can do that. The appeal is gone, only rational decisions remain. The rational standpoint is the real deal isn't any better than the chinese wood.
can someone please point me to the original american guitar with
>tuners in line with the nut
>bolt on neck
>fairly flat fretboard radius
>top adjusting truss rod
>two humbuckers
>24 frets
>locking tremolo
i'd say charvel but looks like they put the truss rod on the bottom like retards
no compound radius retardation please
surely fender and gibson, the only two guitar companies, have done something as simple and logical as this
Kiesel
Because you can replace every single piece on a Korean guitar for still less than a third the cost of your snake oil boomer bait faggot fiddle
It has to be a production model. No customs.
I want a utilitarian guitar that I can fix at home if it breaks and play every genre with.
>V10 civic
that's fucking awesome
>Audi s4
numb luxo-barge. too sporty to be comfy, too comfy to be sporty. i'd rather have a sportbike and a bentley.
likewise i'd rather have a vintage gretsch hollowbody and an super-metal looking ibanez than own a single gibshit.
How would one get a sound like the green guitar dude on this?
youtube.com
don't bully me about the song i don't like this sort of stuff some guy showed it to me and i just really liked green guitar dude's sound
Or you know, just buy a Tribute model Gibson and get it over with. You don't have to buy an expensive Gibson to own one
I thought toanwud was magic and you got what you paid for? Tribute gibsons cost as much as high end schecters. And since American labor costs more, they must be cutting costs even more.
Because the upgraded "shitplank" is bette rthan the entry level gibson
Some PRS SE with a three piece neck holds its set up better than an entry level gibson
And all that makes sound is the strings and pickups. So as long as the wood doesn't move it doesn't matter.
Gibson did do the design themselves in the 50s and 60s and do make good guitars, despite what the Reddit analysis of the Gibson Bankruptcy is. Gibson went bankrupt because they bought a bunch of companies that needed up being duds. Robot tuners, KrK, that weird music website that mapped celeb gear. They dumped millions into diversifying their portfolio only to have it all make none of the money back. The guitars sold then and they sell now and the guitar sales being strong is actually how the company is still around as they carried all those dead brands on their backs.
It’s thé Reddit tier analysis that reads ‘Gibson Bankrupt!’ That immediately can’t see any other explanation than ‘the guitars are bad!’ It had nothing to do with the QC or sales at all. Order one up (you can’t because you’re poor I know, and this whole thing with dean is just you wanting access to the style you can’t afford) and try to find one thing wrong with it.
And for the record, i owned one dean guitar, it was a Dave mustaine V I got wholesale through a friend, and it was nice. Set neck comfortable joint, shit pick ups, but Chinese and decent for the price, pots were a joke. Held up well for a Chinese guitar. Thé neck contour is very very nice, some super thing D shape thing I’ve never scène before. You metal fags would like it.
However, Dean is in trouble for the classic V shape not the pointy V Dave sells.
PS: Metallica and Dave all played Gibson until ESP and Dean literally paid them not to. As soon as they aren’t getting paid? They’ll go back.
See
Nah, you still get American made hardware and pickups, and it gets a full PLEK job which actually is worth it. It also holds value better and has a much nicer finish than any non-Japanese Schecter will ever have.
>Some PRS SE with a three piece neck holds its set up better than an entry level gibson
Totally not true. Any setup guitar, Gibson included, holds tune fine. The retards who can't keep Gibson in tune don't have the nut filed/cut right or its not properly lubricated. Please keep the sour grapes away here and state some facts. Also, 3 piece necks are cost cutting measures.
Its a pretty simple overdriven tone. You could get that with just about any amp with a bit of reverb and delay.
I found something wrong with them and I didnt even have to order one
For me, it's the Fender Esquire.
>buy guitar
>have to modify the nut to keep it in tune
It's still way better than any other brand!
Why would I sand my neck? I have a quality guitar that doesn't need fixing
You're acting like I said this applies to ALL Gibson's. I never said that. I said it applies to people who own a Gibson guitar and don't have it setup right. The nut on a guitar wears slowly overtime from bending strings and basically whenever the string in the slot moves. So eventually, on any brand of guitar, you have to adjust or replace the nut. Please get educated, you must be a beginner.
Imagine typing all this bullshit to defend a brand that has to resort to suing people to stay in business. A case study in cognitive dissonance
I did order one up. It kept going out of tune because of the retardcore headstock. All the nut lubes in the world didn't do anything. The nut needed re-cut or replaced.
Don't get me started on that sticky shit they call a finish either. Fucking disgusting instrument.
For $2000, that was inexcusable. You pay that much to not have anything to upgrade, even though it's more than you would ever spend polishing up a cheaper instrument. PRS makes gibson clones with another body cutout and a fixed headstock. Not very original but at least you can take your guitar out of the container it came in and have something that's ready to play.
For a cost cutting measure they do wonders for neck stability
There's no actual reason to use one piece of wood for the neck. It's always going to be less stable and you're just trying to approximate the rigidity of a mutliple piece neck. In fact there's no reason to use wood at all. Aluminum is better and definitely resonates better than any wood.
Maybe you bought a gibson?
>uh jk all guitars do it!
>that's why gibsons have to do it and PRS dont!
Play authentic
Some people prefer the glossy feel, some people like a satin feel
So the gibson les paul in heritage cherry burst I bought from guitar center for about $2000 last year was worn in for me by some dumbfuck factory employee?
Surely it's wasn't just a poorly made guitar with a cheap nut, a cheap finish, and an expensive logo?
people don't buy gibson because they want a good guitar
people buy gibson because they want gibson
they want to look like slash, they want to look like buckethead
they want to say they own a gibson
they want to walk up to a guy with a strat and tell him his guitar looks like a toy with those devil horns and that dumb stick coming out of the bridge
they want to feel superior
at least until they go to play the thing
gibson isn't a guitar brand
gibson is a lifestyle
No! You're doing it wrong! You need to spend at least 2000 on a QUALITY instrument that you DONT have to upgrade! Then, once you have it, you NEED TO CHANGE THE NUT, THIS IS CRUCIAL. now you have the ultimate instrument, with an easily fixable headstock
The spic you described would own an ibanez
What's funny is in 12 years of playing I can honestly say, I dont know a single person playing a Gibson that isn't sponsored, or over 50 years old. This dentist cuck really fell for the meme hard
>For a cost cutting measure they do wonders for neck stability
There's no actual reason to use one piece of wood for the neck. It's always going to be less stable and you're just trying to approximate the rigidity of a mutliple piece neck. In fact there's no reason to use wood at all. Aluminum is better and definitely resonates better than any wood.
Thats true, but a good thing to keep in mind is that wood does come in different grades and quality levels of course. So, a 1 piece neck can actually be great. Fender has used them for years and are strong and all though mahogany isn't as strong as maple on average it can still be quite stable. Anyway, it makes sense for PRS to do that at the price point, its a way to keep cost down and make the neck stable so it works out.
Again, you're applying the idea to all Gibson's. I said certain Gibson's can be like this and really any guitar can have a nut problem from the factory. You're being very dramatic, which makes me think you're not that knowledgeable.
Probably. Guitar Center generally carries usually the worst version/stock since they're a big box store who doesn't hand pick or do proper setups to stuff thats sitting on a rack. Also if it had all these problems, why did you buy it? Your story isn't all that convincing.
Gibson is original and quality. PRS is unoriginal but quality and soulless. PRS wouldn’t exist without Gibson and McCarty. Fender would exist without dean and Gibson would exist as well.
That’s why everyone wants a Gibson and even your poor ass would take one in a second if you could afford it.
Fox and grapes
Wow, I have not seen this much sour grapes towards Gibson in a while.
>all guitars do this
>no wait not all guitars do this some gibsons dont!
You're not a consistent or clever retard are you
First i gotta thank you for introducing a new cool band to hear.
Second you might need a single coil for that, i doubt a humbucker would sound similar (Unless you use middle position on les paul for example its doable)
I'd reccomend a marshall, not only because he uses it but they reach those tones easily. You don't even need a overdrive, just put the gain on the marshall as low as possible (I use at 4) and everything else on max, (though i use bass at 0).
If you don't use plugins or got a multi-effects, then you will need a overdrive on clean channel. And for both cases a reverb and maybe delay. I can't use them to save my life so i dunno how you'd set them.
>original
He stole the same headstock design from mandolins. the design they are suing dean for
What the fuck? When did I say all other guitars have problems? I said its possible than ANY other guitar could have the same problem, not ALL others beside Gibson. Please adjust your glasses.
Why do guitar women always look like caricatures, jesus christ
Here's the part you're going to really love
After returning the les paul I bought an American strat and was 100% satisfied with it in every way from the noiseless pups to the compound radius and the slightly contoured heel an the two point trem. It costed half as much and sounded twice as good. Clean or distorted, single coils sound like music and humbuckers sound like mud. The wood's light, the sustain's amazing, the attack is well defined, and the finish is pristine and doesn't stick to your hand.
Fender actually knows how to make a guitar. Who knew.
The strat also came from guitar center and I take every guitar I buy to a more reputable luthier for a setup (sans hardware modification/replacement)
And I bought it because I fucking can. And I like K-On.
>surely fender and gibson, the only two guitar companies, have done something as simple and logical as this
get a sambora signature its no 24 frets tho
Dont listen to anything this guy just told you, he has no clue what hes talking about. 100% srs
>any guitar could have this problem
>except for gibsons!
>that's why you buy authentic
>and immediately replace the nut
That will be 2000 burgers please
Anyone who actually plays guitars and doesnt use them as a fashion accessory already knows Gibson are overpriced pieces of shit. There's objectively not a single thing that makes them better than any other brand, and a ton of downsides, like headstocks exploding.
(you)
I'm dead ass serious you clearly are an inept mongoloid, you have no reason to give anyone advice whatsoever
Okay, now I know you're really blind. I acknowledged here that eventually the nut needs to be adjusted/replaced on any guitar make/brand. I did not say ever that Gibsons don't have potential problems, but many people claim that Gibson's always have 'serious' tuning problems when its just not true once they are setup like ANY other guitar. Jesus.
gibsons have problems when new
a set up on a gibson means replacing the fucking nut
fenders have problems after being played hours a day for half a fucking decade
a set up on a fender means a quarter turn on the truss rod and adjusting the screws on the bridge
every other successful guitar company bases their designs on fenders
Dave always played Jacksons before moving to Dean, retarded beaner
>all guitars need their nuts replaced some day
>that's why it's okay to need to replace it right away on a 2000 burger guitar
>play authentic
Lmao holy shit you're deluded
Cmon you can do better than that.
I have met one person personally who plays a Gibson and he was the dad of a girl I was dating
Why doesn't gibson sue prs? No balls because they share the same boomer customer base?
>tfw when the upside down strat has better intonation than your 3000 boomer bait
They did.
They lost.
lmfao, keep at it boys. This is why you'll never own a Gibson due to jealousy and jerking off to made up bullshit. I never once said you had to REPLACE the nut on all Gibsons, I said it will need adjusted on some of them, just like any other guitar. Sorry you're too low IQ to understand that, I should have known being on Yea Forums at all and working minimum wage to buy your LTD shitplanks.
Because PRS makes the best guitars at every price point they offer
Aren't you the guy who owns a gibson and a strat but can hardly play either of them
Or are you the guy who doesn't even own a guitar
>it doesnt have to be replaced! You just have to modify your 2000 burger guitar! Its unreasonable to expect them to be playable when you buy them!
The absolute madness of this lad
Must be awkward for Agnesi to go back to Norman's rare guitars after that
He owns em, but he sure cant play em lmao
as nice as fender american elite strats are the finish options are fucking disgusting
change my mind
They did, they lost, they looked like assholes and it hurt their reputation.
That's why everyone is so surprised they're doing it again. Gibson is such a fucking joke
No way dude they're the best guitars minus the headstock thing, but that's no problem you just replace the nut, after that's done you just replace the pickups to get the tone you're going for and you're only down 4000 dollars, that's an absolute steal
In my life of owning everything from squires to schecters and LTDs to ibanez to American Fender, have I had to have a nut adjusted or replaced for any reason on a new (OR USED) guitar.
It takes many, many, many years and hours to wear down a good nut.
If there is an industry that makes nuts cut for gibson headstocks you have to wonder why they're not coming on brand new gibsons. It's like an MIA strat coming with duncan designed pickups, really.
>tfw no charvel chads
Dude it's just not a big fucking deal, so what you replace the nut it's only a 3000 dollar guitar do you seriously expect it to play right out of the box?
Black and white is THE soulless finish. Spics love that characterless trash.
Wrong. Spics are known for gaudy colors
T. Spic.
>Gibson sales up 10% even as it files for bankruptcy
>Ibanez sales down 24% over the last decade
Yikes
Spics start on squiers and move to Ibanez a year later 100% f the time
How the fuck does a $200 squire do it?
20 year old zoomers have never even heard of gibson because every young talent is playing fender. Based zoomers.
>making shit up
Oof
Kek, gibshits btfo
What's with the bottom truss rod hate
>people who type Squire instead of Squier
NEW THREAD NEW THREAD NEW THREAD
it's a pain in the ass and looks like a gap tooth
Japanese women are like this? Wow, I want a wife like this now
Based, that neck pickup is terrible on both the strat and the tele. They finally got it right with the jaguar.
Dave plays whatever brand pays him the most. Before he was sonosrss by dean it was jackson and line 6 and whoever.
Old videos from before they were sponsored it was Gibson.
Poor fags are the same in every fucking interest.
>MY CIVIC IS FASTER THAN YOUR M5
>MY SQUIRE IS BETTER THAN YOUR GIBSON
>MY STUDIO IS BETTER THAN YOUR $450k house
Yikes. French Revolution was a mistake
not all expensive things are worth the money and will get you mocked behind your back by other richfags
the m5 is a fucking boat
a $20,000 open wheel racer will out lap it and any other supercar
>but muh street legal
ah yes, you suffer a stiff suspension and low ride height so you can follow the speed limit in style. should have just got that porsche minivan and trailered something that's actually fast to your local track
assuming you can afford to do that
if you want to try this, assuming you are rich, buy a harley, and roll up to your local ducati owners club. watch for the people turning around to chuckle.
GUITAR IS TURNING YOU GAY