/gg/ - Guitar & Bass General

clairo frens: part IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII shred queen edition

>How do I start learning guitar/bass?
justniguitar.com/
studybase.com/
>Guitar chords and inversions
chordboak.com/gutar-chords/
>String tension calculator (D'Addario):
stringtnsionpro.com/
>Music theory:
musicthory.net/lessons
>Guitar Maintenance and other information:
frdua.com/guitar_craftpdia_en.html
youtube.com/channel/UCXU3HYv5qEzPePqXOBgXw
>Why is my guitar buzzing?
frets.com/FretsPags/Luthiier/Technique/Setup/BuzzDiagnosis/buzlist.html
>Large repository of tabs, books and other resources related to playing and theory:
mega.nz/#F!v2oQgKhB!5nueUDxxQYO8ipUoVeqw

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And remember only a PRS is good enough

she looks like she ____ _____ ___

so so based. and you fucked the links up too, nice one dude. these niggas boutta be trolled epic sylez!

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i kno rite

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Would look great over the mantle in my trailer

Where you at you faggot nigger doctor I'm not done with you, and same gagging wont help you either. Wannabe pretend ass fake science bitch with a lab coat walking around like they have any idea what they're doing, looking down their noses at the people who line their pockets, before murdering them with the pills they get paid to push. C'mon little fag boy I know you're in here. Mad I said I wish your mom has to do a year of chemo? I hope that happens and she fucking dies from it, so you have to call someone like me, to sue your buddies. They always do

jews always turn on their own, and doctors are jews, so, makes sense

Get a fucking life.

Why do autists use guitars with more than 6 strings?

There’s nothing autistic about a twelve string.

Fuck me I never noticed Clairo’s not bad looking before, she suits blonde. Shame she’s got the flattest, most boring singing voice I’ve ever heard.

>waaaah get a life
Mad I've exposed you for the dumb fuck piece of shit you are you lil faggot? Maybe go kill someone with pills, like the rest of your colleagues that'll make you feel better. Or maybe not that but I'm sure the check you get from Phizer will, you sick fucks only care about money, sociopathic dredges of the earth sliming their way through school, to still somehow kill almost as often as they help. You should be burned at the stake, but burning your pockets I feel will hurt much much worse

Fuck yeah brother

I’m not even reading your replies anymore. I told you. I am a surveyor. You are very boring. Get a life.

DOCTOR CLAIRO IS HERE TO HEAL YOUR PAIN GEE GEE

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Shes made less in her entire than a whole doctors yearly salary. Shes fucking trash

>uh im totally a different person
>thats why i keep replying
>but im not reading them i swear
an actual, in denial, retarded faggot over here boys. A walking experimental vaccine dump. Imagine paying money to go to school for 8 years, to learn fucking nothing, and do your job so poorly, you have a higher chance of doing it wrong and hurting someone. And not caring. You're a disgusting, sick, nasty human being. I hope your wife has a stroke, and you have to spend the rest of your life looking at the crying vegetable lump of a thing that used to be someone you love.

Omg based.

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Ok i want to reply now. Who am i ?

I’m replying because I am just goading you into making more replies and further making a fool of yourself.

let the light in fren
youtube.com/watch?v=38d1bOodivY
tell me about it sis

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>You're a disgusting, sick, nasty human being
>I hope your wife has a stroke

IT’S LIKE RAAAIN ON YOUR WEDDING DAY

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>uhhh im totally different people
>uhhhhh im just baiting more replies
you just have a sick humiliation fetish, you love this, you love me reminding you of how disgusting you are, it makes you happy to know you can look down your nose and pretend you're helping people, when you and I both know you aren't. I bet you have the tightest grasp on your buttplug right now, shoving it up your ass jerking off furiously to the idea of me reminding you that you are literally the scum of the earth, a false pretense under a fake oath to do no harm, being the largest menace protected by the money that surrounds you. But it can't protect you from lawsuits, and you hate that, you know this and you can't stand that I'm here, reminding you that your days on the gravy train are numbered. And I love it. You dumb bitch

It seems I could say literally anything and you would still reply.

I'll be here all day nigger, keep it coming, I've got 7 years of practice and disdain built up for you immoral cunts and I love dishing it out in my spare time as well. I hope you have a beautiful son, with a promising baseball career, and the night before he leaves for the pros, he gets run over by some spic without car insurance and is paralyzed for life. That's what I think of you, and people like you

this was created before bump limit of old thread

No it wasn’t

Answer my question faggot

no shit /g/tard :)

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You don't get answers you dumb fuck now sit down and shut the fuck up before I come and spank you. You can call me daddy now, I'll be the one fucking your mother while you cry in the basement

It actually was pea brain

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Ok. I hope you think back on all your stupid, nasty wishes and the time wasted on some stranger on the internet and question what it is that is missing from your existence that would lead you to do something so pointless and unwarranted.

/gg/uhtards will they ever learn?

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>tfw wanking on your guitar and reading these posts by buttmad larpers in /gg/ made you briefly forget about the crushing weight of the end of your doctorate
pure bliss

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I will look back and smile, just like I am right now. I love reminding you nasty little shits exactly what you are, I see right through your skin deep veneer of bullshit pretending to help others. You're all evil fucks, willing to do anything, say anything, to get more money. You'll diagnose anything, prescribe anything, rape people for as much as they can possibly pay and then some, and blame it on everyone except yourself. I make my living taking out my anger on niggers like you, I ruin people who kill others with a smile and I'll do it free of charge, in the court room or on Yea Forums. Keep giving me (You)'s you piece of shit, I hope you have a stroke and are left with just enough consciousness so that you can spend the rest of your time on this earth watching every single person you know come to resent you, and hate you, and day after day, you live in that hell, until they get sick of you, and pull the plug. You deserve nothing less

will a properly recorded version of this go viral?

youtu.be/-eaG59HLJ9k

like this youtu.be/hKjUaMK6i0U

I hope that you one day meet someone nice and sort out your anger and self-esteem issues. :)

don't fuck up, or you'll get sued

Thanks Dr. I hope you marry a beautiful woman you love with all your heart. And she gets raped to death in front of you and your children.

forgot to add. And afterwards, I hope you get sued for malpractice

As I said I’m a surveyor and you have wasted your breath on me for ages. Can’t be bothered baiting you anymore, I have stuff to do.

>inb4 """"jcum"""" starts posting food
>inb4 """sam"""" starts posting instauds
>inb4 """"pink suhr"""" starts posting vocaroos
>inb4 """"trachefag"""" posts his squire collection again

its all so tiresome isnt it

we call it the afterlife

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I’ll sing you a song user. Any requests?

>HURRR DURRRR IM A SURVEYOR
>THATS WHY I KEEP REPLYING
>BUT IT DOESN'T BOTHER ME BUT I WON'T REPLY ANYMORE
you couldn't be more transparent you stupid bitch, this is the third time you've said you were done but keep coming back, you mad brah? You mad it's obvious to everyone that you and your profession are lying faggots murdering and destroying the populace with drugs and (((medicine))) you don't even understand? I bet you are, I bet you are and I love it, it motivates me for my next case. This case involves a doctor, who thought it would be funny and smart to presecribe oxy to an 80 year old woman. She died in her sleep. I'm balls deep in depositions highlighting all the times he said "I don't know" when asked about dosages for various painkillers. I'm going to get my clients atleast $12m. Just one mistake schlomo, that's all it takes, and you're fucked, and someone like me will end your career, your income, your esteem, everything will be taken from you, as payment for your carelessness. Goddamn I love my job

Boring. Same shit again lad? Nothing new?

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Ave Maria
You better get operatic with it

nope now sit in your crib in your poopy diaper, when I'm finished with your mom your ass is next

Kaka on my mind. By kaka charles with kaka nelson.

Ok, I’ll give it a shot.

Umm no?

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Geez user, you really hate doctors, dontcha. I mean, I despise them too, but you are like 3 levels above me. I don't know if so much anger is good for your health. Take care and don't let it get to you, cuz you certainly don't wanna end up at the hospital lol.

baste and clairopilled

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take a break if the internet is too much for you zoomie

Reminder that autists hate the mean nasty doctor that makes them take medication.

is 4u

>t. """"roman""""

my rage is relentless and unending, it fuels my success. and again, I don't hate medicine, I hate doctors.

keeps your hearts to yourself you dumb cunt, take your tongue lashings like a man instead of the sniveling little worm you are. Worthless, inhumane cocksucker with a god complex, choke on the pills you push

>mfw Gibson has filed a lawsuit against jcum's legendary guitar brand, Dean industries
Fucking based

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Shut up bitch and answer me hows philly tbis time of year. I have opportunity for job transfer and will be making cali money but among inbred wops. Is it worth it. I havent exoerienced a real wonter in more than a decade.

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Nothing new coming from gibson actually. Seems like kike blood runs deep in that company.

lmao both posts are mine. Anyway, take it easy user. Justice does not rejoice in other's misfortune. Just 2 cents...

>dean gets put out of business by based gibson guitar company
>then this guy comes in and slaps the trip out of your name field
uh oh

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stop samefagging any time now lole prole

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Justice LOVES other peoples misfortune, it wouldn't be justice otherwise. Justice can't exist without misfortune, if stupid doctors weren't so busy murdering the people they're supposed to help who knows what kind of law I would have to do. Probably work some soulless bullshit job, like work for Gibson and sue people over headstocks or something stupid. Instead I get to punish the richest murderers in my country, drain them of wealth, destroy their careers, take their homes and livelihoods, and give them to the the people they wronged. the world is a beautiful place user, but only when you force it to be.

don't mind it, i'll start posting food too to get it more diverse

that implies that lawyers are against the actual extinction of misfortune

Please do. Lets see some of that balut you dirty fucking island jungle ape.

>Turns out the Jews are truly Gods people

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Cringe and bluepilled

I don't know how much more of this I can take, lads

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>t. cattle goy

Only if you don't know how to read. Lawyers are simply an extension of the law and it's ability to be interpreted in various ways. If people were 100% benevolent I would be out of a job sure, that would be fantastic. And if people weren't mostly retarded, I would also be out of a job, because they could represent themselves. But alas, the world is full of arrogant doctors killing their patients, and so I am gainfully employed. Lawyers are neither for or against anything, we are simply people who are paid money to read things people don't want to read, speak for people to fucking stupid to speak for themselves, and in my case, put murderers on the streets when the criminal justice system fails.

will a properly recorded version of this go viral?

youtu.be/-eaG59HLJ9k

like this
youtu.be/hKjUaMK6i0U

Buy a Gibson™ and thank me later.

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This.

who here finds playing rhythm guitar more fun than lead? i love creating catchy riffs way more than solos im high\

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i can do both because i'm a good musician

Based

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Thrash metal
youtu.be/93ATlvVV1w4

only if you blow your brains out at the beginning of the video, and even then probably not. Brazilians are so worthless there are millions of videos of them dying on the internet that get zero clicks because the world cares so little for that country lmao

I think it's vengeance who loves misfortune but anyway, I don't wanna get all philosophical on a guitar thread. I'm sure you're a pretty good lawyer but you're also more than that. Don't let the lawyer replace the bigger person in you cuz you'll turn into the very same monster that you are fighting.

kek sam hurt you so bad

>Ave Maria

clyp.it/oo2hskz3

Sorry it's just the first verse, this shit is difficult, had to listen to Pavarotti a few times. How did I do for an untrained singer?

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And who do you think he was?
>rent free
Jesus get a grip. Im here to shitpost to but that wasnt me. Chances are it was you.

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press S to spit on sam's dads grave

S

kek
>sam hurt you so bad
>jcum jumps into the conversation shitting on himself
pottery

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Hell yeah

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S

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this one was shit. the onion was too sweet, the bread was almost like white bread and i wish i hadnt tried this cheese instead of the old cheddar.

Started playing bass around 6 months ago. I've pretty much just been learned tabs (fucked around with acoustic for about a year before I got my bass as well). I literally know no music theory or formal technique and I feel like it's holding me back from reaching my potential, because I really do love playing bass. Where do I go from here?

honestly not too bad
You got the basics, train some and you could be pretty good

Start at blues bass theory.

Why the fuck do Ibanez have 11 piece necks?

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This. Sam did so much unrepairable damage to Jcums ego that I'm afraid that he'll never be able to recover emotionally. I'd feel bad for him but we all know he lost the duels fair and square.

Long live the Kin/gg/.

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Can we get a pic of pops for posterity?

went out of key for a second but otherwise pretty good. it sounds a bit shaky tho. nice voice. do you have breathing technique or is it just natural? ive been trying to learn to use the diaphragm but i'm not doing well at it.

They buy cheaper smaller pieces of wood. And pass the savings to you

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I've never trained in any kind of vocal technique or even watched a YouTube video on singing, I'm asthmatic so I just breathe as deep as I can between pauses and hope I don't fuck up.

Tried not being retarded ?

>sam giving advice about going off key
Lol ok i gotta admit R that one made me laugh. Keep your characters consistent.

Laminated necks won't warp and twist as bad as one piece.

They use scrap pieces swept up from the floor of the better guitar manufacturers and discarded.

Case in point. He obviously did some serious emotional damage to you and you know you can't even the score by playing in another duel so you're resorting to trying to get back at him by way of his father's illness like a scorned woman.

He fucked you like a bitch and now you're acting like one, how appropriate. You fell in love.

Thanks
So what about Fender using 1 piece necks and a lot of them seem fine for years?

This statement leaves me with 2 questions regarding truss rods.

What pedal board power supply do you guys recommend? I want the best bang for my buck.

I'm no bassist but what genre do you play or would like to play?
I ask because generes like funk, jazz etc. are more technically demanding than, say, rock, indie folk etc. Cutting the crap, if you're into white music, 90% of the time you're set. If you dig the black arts, you need to get gud.
In any case, get together with some like minded cats ASAP and start juicing them up to build the right groove and feel. YouTube videos help too.

And now you're in love with me too. Its the circle of life baby

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I didn't say one piece necks WILL warp, just that there is more of a chance.

Truss rods won't fix a twist

Dont reply to obvious idiots.

>Yes, you're are my favorite monkey.
Admit it, that's really what you want me to post.

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Just as in real life no one wants to be affiliated with you on the internet. No thanks. (He will reply)

Ask your mom if thats true.

S

My mom doesn't know anything about truss rods or guitars.

>jcum read this and got emotional like a woman
nailed it

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oof that bottom left one is sexy af
Blue guitars with maple fretboards are the tits

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Blue is objectively the worst guitar color

heck yeah dood i love this

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>he can't even be called a man because he doesn't own a Gibson

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Why a ghost reply? Lol

Sure, if you're a faggot

>not having a carbon fibre guitar

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Hes wrong about blue in general but blue superstrats are in fact the worst color

>food laying on top of that Squier
>that Squier
>mfw this projection post
I like how you were claiming you were building that Squier for a friend but you mysteriously still have it months later.

It's almost as if this friend doesn't exist. Sounds ...lonely.

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Why would i not use it too? And thats an old pic. Keep up monkey

straight up blue is gross, blueburst or blue showing grain is tight

also you're a shit, superstrats are literally the best guitars around

>everyone in /gg/ is my bully
kek
>rent free

Lol.

Yes superstrats are the best around but blue superstrats are the worst superstrats

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Purple is objectively the best guitar color

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Looks like a shitty schecter with a wannabe Ibanez headstock tbqhwyf

Touched a nerve, huh? A lonely one?

It's very hard to find purple finishes done well
They're usually super gaudy
But when they're good they're great

bad opinion is badong

I want to believe you but imma need some proof.

thats kinda the proper technique
i still sing with the throat no matter how much i breathe especially on higher notes

this is me btw
instaud.io/3QkQ
instaud.io/3Qks

;-)

yea didnt work

>Check out /gg/
>Nothing but drama and shit flinging

Why don't you fags just settle this with a guitar dual already?

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He probably signes a contract where it states if asked about fender they all suck
And plays better than both. Doesnt have a faggy wizard thin neck either. Ebony fretboard and no abalone.

You start

Have at it

This weeks backing:
instaud.io/3Pgk
D Phrygian Dominant / G Harmonic Minor

My take:
instaud.io/3Q4Q

What does this have to do with Fender?

Tried to find some cooler ones but they're all webp and cant be uploaded. What the fuck is with this webp bullshit

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see . long story short he fears of sam

>a whole /gg/ without pedals
come on goys, how else will we waste our time instead of practicing?

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>plays better than both
You're literally playing a C1. Its the exact same guitar, with a different headstock.

google's weird, think it has to do with image copyrights. Won't save the image file and just saves as a link to where it's hosted
Inspect element gets around it but it's kind of a pain to go through that

PS that's more blue than purple, still sick though

I think I'm going to take the RAT out and put my Octave Fuzz back in.

>tfw you spend three days writing and recording your contribution, sperging out making sure its clean
>finish recording
>it sounds like shit
I'm trying fellas I really am I'll post up my contribution soon

Your singing has improved quite a bit Sam from when I last heard you about a year ago (took a hiatus from the Yea Forums). Don’t try so hard for the low notes with Johnny Cash, sing them higher than him if you have to (e.g. on Cocaine you can’t hit the note on ‘head’ in the first verse).

Pic helps

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Bruh that shit is HELLA purple. It's not blue at all

Thats not a strat?

no good reason to not try to improve and expand my low range
also seems easier than learning to sing high without straining (mixed voice). lately i'm suffering from bad laryngitis because of strainy singin
btw that cocaine song is 1,5 step lower than johnny's version. id have to raise 'i walk the line' tho and many others.

That's why i crop my images. Purple only looks good when ots mixed with black. Prove me wrong.

Fucking jewgle. I'd post more if I wasnt on my phone but PRS really nails purple finishes. Probably my favorite look behind some of the poplar burl tops I've seen on some Ibanez

it's blue-violet leaning more towards blue

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Can any of you guys name the 3 types of distortion?

Nah m8. Different mojo. Lets see the back of a c1

>only Gibson headstocks brea-....

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No, it's a Gibson.

the thing that holds my acousitc steel guitar's strings is falling off on the low E and i'm havving to hammer it down

now this is what i call a triggered poorfag. don't let the gg memes get to you so bad bro

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I thought it was 4?

Dudebro we've already been over this
Klon, HM-2, TS-9
the three essential distortions

Oh now i see.

are there?

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The back? Its gonna look even more like your dean from that angle

>he uses the TS-9 for anything but clean boost
Oh my

there's plenty of room for both, fren

Idk it definitely looks very purple to me. Now this one for sure, only hints of purple

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You don't have to worry about it, you can't afford it. Lucky you.

GUITAR IS TURNING YOU GAY

>tfw grew out of electric guitars and just want to play acoustic guitar
Have I become the super-boomer?

Maybe rather than trying to extend your range practice singing song in keys where it is not difficult for you to hit all the notes. I think I sing quite well from the chest now and have developed a good vibrato, the reason being I concentrated strongly on songs in the key of B - E which I find suits my voice most. When I do use high notes I try to do it sparingly so they sound good and I don’t have to strain.

Eat my turds you piece of discharge

Cant afford which one, the PRS or the strandberg?

Thats what im trying to see.

I don't understand. Is eating feces normal for poor people or something?
Let's be honest here, it really dosen't matter.

No just boring and low effort.

If everyone just uses the ts9 as a boost, why don't people just boost with actual boost pedals

Get a job, buy a Gibson and thank me later

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Were you trying to say they dont have contoured heels?

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Yeah I play Gibson so I'm not super interested in either desu

Why buy a boost pedal when the TS9 exists?

>Yeah I play Gibson so I'm not super interested in either desu
based and chadpilled

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No just trying to see if its the same cnc pattern. Seems so

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>crooked 1st position inlay
yikes

I just remember someone in one of these threads autistically stomping their feet and crying and rage staring emphatically that schecter dont make guitars with contoured heels. But yeah basically all those Korean guitars are the same shit. Same bodies necks etc just different inlays and names on the head stocks.

Don't really like the RAT though

>auction estimate $3500 - $5500
>went for almost a quarter of a million

Fuck me Christie’s, I knew it was too good to be true. Even a DC28 he never used on stage went for $70,000 new, their estimate on it was about the normal second hand price.

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Gilmour's the smartest guitarist who's ever lived. He's transferring wealth from the boomers to his estate while he still can and ensuring his family will be well taken care and financially secure for generations to come.

Plus he took this pic to make his black Strat look like a giant cock sticking out. Based.

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No wonder gibson is sueing them. Just like the original 50s spec les pauls.

why did you buy a guitar with crooked inlays

V. cool user. I like it!

then there's your answer!

pic related

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All the money from the auction is going to charity (>$21million).

It's not crooked. The wood grain is making an optical illusion.

>then there's your answer!
I didn't ask a question.

Its crooked as fuck

>It's not crooked
lol yes it is put your glasses on dad

The bottom and top edges are parallel with the nut and fret. The wood grain is throwing you off.

That's what we're saying dude, in relation to the neck, its crooked.

so many layers of homo in a single post

But it's not

Its your lazy eye.

It's like 2cm to the left of where it should be

lmfao those arent even the same shape

holy fuck lmao

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no it's not

Jesus christ the mouth breathers are all here

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OK, 3 inlay may be off, but we were talking about the first.

Do you not know how that pattern works? It gets wider as you go closee to the bridge. Are you legit retarded?

so this is the power of chink workmanship

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You can't teach people things here. Don't waste your time.

Go ahead and look up legendary gibson inlay work. I double dog dare you.

>ITS A PATTERN GUYS SERIOUSLY
LMFAO

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Lets see your superior instrument with timestamp ;)

Lmao, lawyers. What cunts. This fag was screeching at random teenagers on a Chinese plywood enthusiast thread about some vast corporate conspiracy with big pharma to kill patients and make money.

Sorry, MISTER FAGGOT. (3 years lmao) I was busy saving lives and easing the suffering of patients I couldn’t debate you about the ethics of bankrupting people to make payments on your PRS private stock with cocobolo wood.

>YOUR HONOR MY PATIENTs DIEBETES IS PFIZERS FAULT.

You don’t know shit, and you’re a bigger retard than the average nurse. Based on how Law salaries are going you probably make less than a nurse too.

Oh I am laughing. You’re scum, and you live in such a state of Scum you can’t even see how trash you are.

Go buy a used car and remember you’re just as bad as the shitty car salesman

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Tl;dr

Why is the inlay matter relevant??

>i am le hacker known as 4channel
>my signature move is phone screenshots cropped and uploaded like a boss.
>dont get jealous

Its not. The weird autist is reaching for anything. God knows why.

>it doesn't matter which inlay you place the lines on
>they're still crooked
too funny

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Well I think this is definitive proof (surveyor user) isn’t doctorfag as I don’t tldr post.

At least lawyercunt finally got his reaction from the real guy after I endlessly wasted his time.

what brand of guitars is he trying to shit on? (sorry don't wanna read the whole thread)

God damn what a piece of shit

Then why does the left side line up with the next inlay but not the right

lmao youre such a victim jcum. maybe if Sam's cock didnt live rent free in your mouth you could get a permanent job and afford real equipment, like a Gibson.

I tjink we need surveyor user to check my inlays out once and for all.

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PS: I have malpractice insurance so my legal fees are paid for and I get a salary for life if I lose my license. =^]

Whichever one gives him attention.

holy shit, look at the closest inlay. the bottom doesnt have a straight cut its all wavy lol

Oh look Dr Samefag just couldn't let it rest, after hours he finally comes up with a response. Easing your patients suffering? Yeah I'm sure they're at ease when they're fucking dead you lying faggot, you're just an arrogant cock sucker in a lab coat spending his days doing jack shit, I actually have more respect for nurses because they actually work for a living, pompous wastes of life like you sit on your fat ass and bill people $10k for medicines that dont work to line your own pocket. You're the ultimate snake oil salesman and you deserve to have your bank account raped, and based on the way you clearly see yourself it's only a matter of time. Admit it, patients are just walking checkbooks to you. If people like me didnt exist to hold you accountable I'm sure instead of just being the THIRD leading cause of death in a developed nation, you would undoubtedly be the first. You are the only profession that can receive payment for NOTHING, a patient can come in with problems that cant or wont fix or even listen to, and you still get paid. You're a member of the most fucked cartel on existence, a true and honest example of a completely morally invalid piece of shit, the lowest of the low. Stupid cunt. Go ahead and take 4 more hours to reply again, I know you need every one of them

Shut up nigger you know about phone posting stop acting even more retarded than you've already proven

It’s crooked mate, big job this one. I reckon 30 grand estimate to make right.

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Ok now youre trying too hard

Kek all you doctors think this until you realize your insurance only goes so far, and that your assets are liable as well. So far I have won 13 suits against people with malpractice insurance, and every single one of them ended up paying out of pocket. Your retirement will be taxed for the entirety of your life in penance for your arrogance. Imagine the arrogance in trying to explain to an attorney, this is the sort of cock sucker you trust your life to. Some faggot with 4 years of nothing in his head, so little knowledge that he literally cant even guess at what might be wrong with you without the internet to tell him. Waste of skin

How we looking on city permits?

Pushing drugs refers to IV delivery not pills dumb lawyer. 3 years of school #yikes

i'm starting to feel bad here

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>literally doesn't understand english
let me guess, you're a canadian doctor.

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAH

jesus christ

well they managed to get one side right anyway

>malpractice insurance
doesn't that, like... make him right?

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Well we’ll need to apply for temporary road closure when the abalone engineer does his work as he requires absolute silence, also you’ll need to get certification that it is ethically sourced rosewood prior to the works commencing.

lol thats not real rosewood bud

Fuck that's horrible. Why didn't you send it back when you saw that shit?

yes, he literally pays jews money to protect him and his cartel, because they fuck up SO OFTEN, that there is an entire industry of people created to protect them. Paging Dr. Faggot though, insurance only pays to a certain amount. Here's your free legal advice dr faggot, you better be insured for at minimum, $20,000,000 in damages.That's what someone like me will take you for

learn mixed voice so you can hit even higher and not strain

brainlet here, what am i looking at?

crooked ass inlays

Bros, what does a pedalboard even do? Is it just a place to put pedals? I have 3 pedals but they're all tangled together and each plugged into a power source lol. does a pedalboard make it so i only have to use one power source? instead of a surge protector

yeah pretty much. if you buy one, you're a total retard. but it's convenient to have all your pedals in one place, running off one power supply. also makes it easier to carry around instead of having to pick up each pedal individually or whatever. also obviously most people use heavy velcro or other shit to get the pedals to stick, which helps if you're trying to switch a pedal on and off really fast without having them slide all over what slimey bar floor you're playing on that day

>new surveyorfag personality
8/10 best i can do considering the circumstances

it's like camo but for bad playing

No, the vast majority of mal practice cases are frivolous. Scum like him make a living by inviting and starting as many cases as they can until they ‘hit a home run’ and make the big bucks. Usually via emotional manipulation of Jurors and not actually proving wrong doing. Mal practice insurance is dirt cheap because it’s so rarely used.

And most patients that would even sue are pretty much human garbage you spot a mile away because they’re also looking for easy money.

This guy is pretty pathetic. I was meaning him and he lost his Shit becuase of some banter. Most Lawyers barely make $100k these days. NO doubt this guy is some paralegal tier lawyer pushing paper who has serious insecurity about his job.

Doctors are dumb, but the job is easy. Lawyers are scum and ethics isn’t required.

Anyway law fag if you’re legit post your guitar and your JD. the guitar to prove you’ve banked millions from malpractice and the JD to price you’re not some secretary in a law firm.

based as heck sis

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It’s easy to move from gig to gig. Not needed for a hobby fag. And most gigging fags should be hobbyists anyway based on what I hear at local bars

good times

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>the vast majority are frivolous
cnbc.com/2018/02/22/medical-errors-third-leading-cause-of-death-in-america.html

you cock suckers kill more people than guns, more people than lung disease, matter of fact, the only things that kill more people than you pharma lapdog bitch boys, are the things you're supposed to fix, cancer and lung disease. You admit your job is easy, you know you're a retard, you know you're not in it to help people and all that bullshit you said earlier about easing patients suffering is you lying through your fucking teeth. You're a liar at heart, you have zero credibility with anyone with half a brain, you're more likely to kill someone that a gun, and all you have to bring up is salary? You're the most inhuman, garbage creature to walk gods earth short of a tranny.

>hurr durr malpractice suits are bullshit

verdictvictory.com/blog/top-10-largest-medical-malpractice-lawsuits/

Choke on a loaded shotgun and pull the trigger fuckwit. When you have a family member die at the hands of an incompetent fuck who doesn't give a shit and is in it only for the money, you'll go crying to a lawyer. I can only pray that it happens after someone takes you out for malpractice as well before that happens, so that lawyer can say, sorry, you can't afford my rates.

>ethics isn't required
Where in between pushing addictive, life destroying drugs to people over frivolous shit and committing more murder than firearms do ethics come into play as a doctor? nowhere, it's a business. You're a particularly stupid bitch, I bet you're a GP.

all that schooling, and what do we learn?

leightonlaw.com/12-famous-medical-malpractice-cases/

>how not to administer anesthesia
>how to operate on the wrong side of someones head
>how to leave medical instruments inside of people
>how to cut off the wrong leg

you're sick, you're sick and fucking twisted in the head. all you cunts are, just overpaid pompous faggots playing God and pretending you know literally anything at all. There's in nothing more gratifying than seeing stupid fucks JUST LIKE YOU break down in court, when they realize that yes, you WILL pay my client 70,000,000, yes I know your insurance only covers up to 1,000,000 guess where the rest comes from? I have no sympathy, these are fuckers who are only in this profession for money, they don't care about patients, or their problems, there is no altruistic mission, there is a dollar sign and bottom line and that is ALL doctors see when they look at you.

ur gay lole

>seething doctor
stupid bitch

lole im so mad tell me how i cuck patients into death again lole

insurancejournal.com/news/southeast/2006/10/10/73064.htm

they need insurance because 8 years of school can't teach them basic first aid, but you're supposed to trust whatever they say

i hate it here how do i leave help me

>absolutely seething
>no response
exactly what I'd expect from a braindead cuck doctor. go back to sexually harassing the x ray techs and writing adderall prescriptions for 10 year olds you sick freak.

lole im getting madd now boy. you mad I collect a check for fingering patients in comas? I will never get caught either because im smarter than you and the system. I will never get caught by some faggot law boy such as yourself. Brb, gonna go kill your family members and laugh about it ps im seething

That article is about pharm techs. And 10 cases doesn’t prove shit when millions of cases are treated a month in this country.
Medicine isn’t dramatic or life and death very much.

Nobody likes pharm reps and nobody cares what they have to say. Kick backs are illegal. No vast conspiracy.

I’m going recommend some xanex and therapy for you though Christ I struck a nerve.

Post bread in guitar and JD or stfu. Nobody likes lawyers everyone likes doctors. Get over it because you really sound Whiney and cringe repeating the same 3 things over and over. Pretty Reddit arguments too posting pop science articles

>tfw when youre a doctor who owns a gibson
>tfw you cuck law boys in your sleep
>tfw I have no face

That’s not even me. Brazilian Teenagers are teasing you at this point, time to stop LARPING, you’ve been caught. As if some fuck up 10 years ago proves that every doctor has killed someone. You idiot

wow. profound thought

>10 cases doesn't prove shit
>ignores the fact that his profession kills more people than anything other than heart disease and cancer

Don't be spreading your fucking lies, you ARE the pharm rep, YOU sell the drug, YOU prescribe it(almost always incorrectly for anything other than ibuprofen), and you WOULD recommend xanax, because what's better than giving people addictive mind altering drugs? Then you have a patient for life! You're sick in the fucking head, you have a moral disease that prevents you from being a good person. You can't refute a single fucking point, you're just mindlessly slapping your retarded flipper hands against your keyboard
>hurr reddit
says the faggot breaking up his paragraphs straight out of reddit. If you died painfully, the world would rejoice. Nobody likes lawyers til you need one, and when you get sued you'll be fucking begging for one. I hope when your wife goes to give birth, they drop your baby and leave the forceps inside your wife.
>legal cases are popsci
I can google medical malpractice suits and post them all day long, when was the last time you've done fucking anything except be a literal walking pill dispenser wearing a fucking stethoscope.

>Tfw you’re a doctor who owns /Gibson/
>tfw you call out fake lawyer and he rants to nobody for 7 hours while you’re helping patients and banging your wife after work
>get on to post more PRS memes
>he’s still seething

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>THE THIRD LEADING CAUSE OF DEATH IN AMERICA: DOCTORS
>yeah well a 10 year old case doesn't matter
cope harder faggot

lol whos seething now cuck? just killed another patient and the authorities are none the wiser. brb, gotta make it to my big pharma meeting to discuss what pill the boys are pushing this week.

roman is a dago not a jew

know your ethnicies

>get blown the fuck out
>cry for 7 hours and give kids meth for a living
>come back and samefag twice as hard
stupid fuck, hang yourself from a lamp post

That’s weird bc you said you were a successful lawyer with 13 victories worth 70 million yet you haven’t posted your guitar with a loaf of bread.

It’s almost as though you’re a retard who couldn’t get in to law school and that’s why you’re arguing incoherently with nobody

you forgot the part where i made more money than you lole

NEW THREAD GUISE

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Hey sam, how's pops?

His grandpa's last name is lucchetti

>didn’t even read the article he linked

It’s how I know you’re probably in high school

Sam's cock is rent free in your mouth lmao

I bought a Koa Taylor this week. It sounds really good. I bought it by pushing versed and narcotics

>bought a Koa Taylor this week.
no you didn't larper

wrong dumbfuck

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You'd better played Wonderwall at the store before buying it, right after detuning it completely...

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whoops what's ghee ghees opinion on this bad boy

for recording in an apartment i mean

>tfw Rick Beato rants about "blues lawyers" and not "blues doctors"

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>youtube literally who's
wonderful w o n d e r f u l

help me help me i need help someone PLEASE

opinions on the yamaha pacifica

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is this good enough
instaud.io/3QmS

sorry i mean for playing rock and blues tunes

thats not a yamaha pacifica that'ss a boss katana amp

Doesn't surprise me. What would you know about music anyway?

its ok man i changed my mind. gonna go with a gibson
lol

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How in the fuck did someone manage to break a Fender headstock? Were they using it like a baseball bat to free the beast on the back of someones head?

>changed my mind
a bit too quickly, didn't you?

Because boost pedals don't have the mid hump that TS9s and the like do.

sorry. the heart wants what the heart wants what can i do

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I can almost see the Gibson watermark

>sees gibson everywhere he looks
rent free

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In fact I rarely see them nowadays. Maybe in homes and shops, seldom on stage, and advertised here of course...

>obsessed
lol