/metal/

The post below this one is absolutely true

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the thread is already archived

if you are gonna post thrash atleast post good thrash
youtube.com/watch?v=msxbcwSucF0

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Melodeath is high art

>yeah dude Annihilator is totally my favourite band!
what type of person do you imagine?

What a fucking waste of truth

Here's a link to the thread if anyone is interested in seeing how it was made:

see

>Overkill
>Not good

Are you stupid or something?

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Not sure but he's gone fuckin mad

underrated as fuck
youtube.com/watch?v=9mfmclMrnAs

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Overkill is alright, and I respect them for what they did for the genre however compared to some other bands from the genre overkill really isn't that good.
youtube.com/watch?v=9sFD94FgZnw

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overkill is music for that boomer who thinks AC/DC are pretty wild

cool album, sounds like a middle ground between BM and swedeath. is there more like this?

Triarchy of the lost lovers is a very questionable choice, but the overall chart is fine. If you ever feel like updating it, make sure you link the thread here again

I'm bored and feel like refining one of my death metal charts.
Any of you want to help me? I'll start a new thread.

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One of those faggots who dress like an 80s thrasher.

I'll help

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POST BRUTAL

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Avenged Sevenfold is the better deathbat band.

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Are Death and Bathory the most talked about bands on /meal/?

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Memes aside, what are some bands with clean female vocals?

SubRosa, Jex Thoth.

does slam count?

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Yeah, it's Death, the big 4 and entry-level BM. It's almost as if something's popular, more people will talk about it.

Popular things bad though

I like GI, the song, but why is half of the album a fucking shitpost?

Come to this thread if you want to help refine the death metal chart:

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youtube.com/watch?v=NrMUfPB5qrA
youtube.com/watch?v=tGDRGOdMqOU&t=579s

I've never seen someone here shit on a band just because they're popular. Most of the time it's the opposite in a way. For example, one time I said that Bathory is a popular band and i got a bunch of replies saying "the popular stuff is the best stuff" and "it's popular for a reason", even though I didn't actually say anything negative about them.
I never got that whole issue metalheads have with popularity desu. It just seems like they think they're the only person who listens to Bathory etc. and calling them "popular" or "entry-level" ruins their illusion.

always

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Japanese power metal

youtube.com/watch?v=rEQ9-RR26Os
youtube.com/watch?v=1o1YxCaVr2k

who did it better?

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youtube.com/watch?v=F54dWNKEAWk
deathrash
industrial edition

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Great album, got more?

How is this already 10× better than the bm chart

It's not plagued by norsecore

Melechesh is possibly the best black metal band, every album is great and most importantly they fucking riff hard. Any more black metal bands who riff?

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING CUNTS?
youtube.com/watch?v=NU_xrZfa0H4&

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colombian bdm is good
youtube.com/watch?v=s-43I-y7lDs
youtube.com/watch?v=60V-jUuQ4jU
youtube.com/watch?v=W6MBN4Ryei0
youtube.com/watch?v=bx6U1cgA7_0

A classic

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here are some good ones
youtube.com/watch?v=q8_ZEhz04v0
youtube.com/watch?v=TM8_yEgJQ3Q
youtube.com/watch?v=x99qQ9m6dz4
i think this also sounds a bit like swedeath
youtube.com/watch?v=Dt01RnUXJMM

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bullshit christian interpretation
odin drinking semen is obviously a metaphor because he represents rebirth. he is literally an egg recieving sperm and becoming a new life

what do you listen to in the gym you fucking dyel cunts
youtube.com/watch?v=JsWv9nFLl_s

youtube.com/watch?v=3eiSNgbLGR8
THIS FUCKING ROCKS

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the mighty thor of course youtube.com/watch?v=X04hoo-93kg

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youtu.be/PqZLDj1wDNg
Just discovered this group.
Pagan Medieval Black Metal from Italy.

Question:
This seems to gnaw on my feelings admittedly, I guess because it's taboo to some folks. Say, curiosity gets the best of you and you listen to NSBM. However, it's REALLY good to the ears. What do you do? Do you disregard the genre? Do you say "music is music". Thoughts, comments?

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ᵐʸ ˢᵉᶜʳᵉᵗ'ˢ ᵇᵉᵉn ᶠᵒᵘnᵈ ᵒᵘᵗ

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youtube.com/watch?v=ExR1coAaSKw
AGGGGGGGGGGGHHHH

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Based and rootspilled

>Allegiance
Extremely based album. Better than anything Marduk did imo

>This seems to gnaw on my feelings admittedly, I guess because it's taboo to some folks. Say, curiosity gets the best of you and you listen to NSBM. However, it's REALLY good to the ears. What do you do? Do you disregard the genre? Do you say "music is music". Thoughts, comments?

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I have a problem with the term "war metal", it doesn't sound anything like war. Bestial metal like some people calls it is better, or I dunno, Primitive metal or brutal black or something

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oops looks like you made a mistake

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Yea. War Metal should be shit like Antaeus, Sammath, and Battles in the North

>oops looks like you made a mistake

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where did you get that picture of me?

I just don't care about it, if I like an album, it means I like that album. Plus, that whole outrage about NSBM is fucking retarded imo, who the fuck listens to BM for good moral values? Raping nuns for Satan and killing yourself is OK, but thinking your country's stupid forests are cool is too much? Fuck off with that shit. And yes, I know that NSBM has more topics than that, but nowadays every band is accused of being NSBM, so it doesn't matter.

how 'bout you start posting the good stuff

lil bitch
youtube.com/watch?v=WorK2PcRZ0s

It’s raining and I it’s no longer 36 degrees Celsius anymore I can finally listen to metal!

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SHIPPED OFF
LIKE CATTLE
BUTCHERED, NOW YOU'LL SEE

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I've been living so long with my pictures of you
That I almost believe that the pictures
Are all I can feel

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based Cure poster
I'M STANDING ON THE BEACH WITH A GUN IN MY HAND
STARING AT THE SEA, STARING AT THE SAND

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post moments that makes u go apemode
youtu.be/VvoZBB79h58?t=206

lords of chaos was a weird movie, but it really just made me want to go forest wandering with some long hair bros

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BESTIAL SLAUGHTER
WILL STILL MY LUST
I AM THE SODOMIZER
AND I WILL BE YOUR DEATH

youtube.com/watch?v=FAZOZ5hNN9g

what did this person say at the end of this song?
vocaroo.com/i/s0MGg2XETq5E

youtu.be/72BkII5Z9Cg?t=172

thx

do you know this list, it's priceless

rateyourmusic.com/list/hejops/colombian-brutal-death-metal-a-chronology/

thanks user, i know most of those bands but some are new

yeah but the main thing there are grammar descriptions

nothing, I hate wearing gadgets while working out

>christbait
is that a bait for christians?

>is that a bait for christians?

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Goblinkore is based

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>listen to Thorns once while playing Banjo Kazooie
>now I can't listen to Thorns without thinking about that game

>while playing Banjo Kazooie

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Gu-HAW!

It's a good game fuck off

>It's a good game fuck off

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mgla balls lmao

I'm going to see Black Witchery again this October in Brooklyn. You guys are gonna be there right?

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>>It's a good game fuck off

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Kek, but seriously we need to ban soi posters

Another fantastic crushing, scourging, apocalyptic death/doom ritual from Abyssal. That which we see is but a thin mask hiding the deeper truths. Strip the veils from your perception. Pluck out your eyeballs and look into the writhing darkness with your mind’s I. Are those demons you see? Angels? Cities built at impossible angles hanging upside down in the void? Take one step downward, then another….

After Abyssal’s stunning Antikatastaseis (one of 2015’s best metal albums), I was worried that Abyssal would either never top that album or simply not release any more works. Well, we know that Abyssal released new content on their split album last year, and we can reasonably infer from the two preview tracks on this page that Abyssal is taking their horrifying approach to blackened death metal to even lower depths of a world governed by non-Euclidean geometry. Whereas I felt a glimmer of hope in certain moments on Antikatastaseis (notably towards the end of Veil of Transcendence and the closing match of the closing track), I can see now that Abyssal is looking to not only extinguish the sun, but to destroy all life and replace it with...something else. I cannot wait for the full release, as it will once again likely be an AOTY contender, and it will most certainly flatten everything in its path.

Blackness piles upon us, layer on layer, suffocating. We claw and scream for release, but no one listens. Crushed, we bleed despair in rhythm to the pumping of our blood out onto the dirt. Slowly our shadows crawl from beneath us, put their filthy fingers to our throats, and squeeze....

DUDE REVERB LMAO

‘Messed up’ is not a sentence I often use to express my admiration. But this album is messed up in the best way possible.

It has the raw bleakness of Portal-style death metal, is about as twenty times more eclectic, but owns the chaos. It is itself the chaos, wind through the trees, moiré patterns, The Maelstrom, crunching dry sand beneath your feet.

Listen to the entire album to truly appreciate the extent and depth this work explores.

>lmao we made de funni music vidoe
literally /r/eddit: the band

what did he mean by this..

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To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to understand Nekrogoblikon. The humour is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of nihilism most of the jokes will go over a typical listener's head. There's also John Goblikon's hedonistic outlook, which is deftly woven into his characterisation- his personal philosophy draws heavily from his own self-loathing, for instance. The fans understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of these jokes, to realise that they're not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Nekrogoblikon truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn't appreciate, for instance, the humour in the song "Killing Time (and Space)," which bears a cryptic reference to one of George Carlin's stand-up routines. I'm smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Nicky Von Doom's genius wit unfolds itself through their sound systems. What fools.. how I pity them.

And yes, by the way, i DO have a Nekrogoblikon tattoo. And no, you cannot see it. It's for the ladies' eyes only- and even then they have to demonstrate that they're within 5 IQ points of my own (preferably lower) beforehand. Nothin personnel kid

AN UTTERLY TERRIFYING DEMONSTRATION OF NATURAL SELECTION!

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I rarely post soi, but Banjo Kazooie is THE numale game. it's like a litmus test that you're not just some casual soiboy who just hopped the wagon, but a hardcore, true manchild for life, who has abandoned testosterone for good and basically will never grow up even at 80.

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>metal band titles their album after the genre of metal they play

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black thrash attack is based

Perfectly dark. The loss of trust in the world, the horrible drawing back of the veil. The atmosphere is a mix of frustrated anger, an almost autistic bout for escape, and a Convoluted sense of loss.

This has nothing to do with the hearkening of bad things to come, but rather, the worst has already happened, and are trying to make sense of the broken things that are left.

this is the best death metal album of the past few years though

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youtube.com/watch?v=LCZJqj620H8

Whats some good mincecore? It seems to be the genre that I like the most, I'm currently into Archagathus, Agathocles, Dahmer, and Warsore. I tried Lt. Dan but I didn't really like them that much

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cool cover. Stealing that scene for my D&D game.

WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU BLASTING
youtube.com/watch?v=oNivVPj8KGk

No matter how deep The Abyss of your soul is; When you are there, there’s always Antimatter, a bit below, playing a song about something even worse, in an even darker place.

This album is the antithesis to love songs, and a genuine “Fuck you!” to the expectation of Romantic submission within human relationships.

“It was a business doing pleasure with you!”

As my sight dims, the blackness thins, glows translucent; a grimy window into what lies beyond. Flaying the weakness from my flesh, I purify myself for the journey. My own screams echo in my ears as I turn painfully and shuffle forward, bloody footprints glowing in my wake. Transfigured, I turn to nothing.

I look into the unblinking eye of the sun, and it looks back, flaying me of my charred flesh. Shedding that dead skin, I am reborn. Seeker of that which cannot be found. Dreamer in radiant black. Empty husk, pregnant seed, flaming despond.

looking forward to new organectomy tomorrow

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>Banjo Kazooie is THE numale game
I would say that's FFVII.

Antifa's favorite band

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You know what? Even though I 100% agree with you, I'm still a little glad he's in smash, at least partially so I don't have to see this fucker posted around anymore

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When was the last time power metal was good?
>inb4 never
I'd say it went to pot sometime around the mid 2000s

Here's your metal.

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>demons & Wizards' last album was 2005
you're not wrong

youtu.be/olwjPyeA76c
Post Goblinkore, you fags

Goblincore is reddit

Troll metal >>>>>>>>>>>>>> Goblinkore
youtube.com/watch?v=FPx8hUiCAs4

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are we back up yet?
If so I wanna be the first post-crash to say Melodeath sucks

Based

*blocks your path*

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Why is this album cover so funnily sad? And why is this album so fucking based?

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Dark Metal fuckin rules though

I've never browsed Reddit, nice try.
Now, does anyone have some gobliny goodness?

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>gobliny
>goodness
pick one kid, because you can't have both

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Begone, troll shill

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bro....
that's kind of cringe

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sorry that no one here likes necrogobblingcock kiddo

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goblincore is so last month
dwarf metal's where it's at now
youtube.com/watch?v=34CZjsEI1yU

>album takes multiple listens to click

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>listening to manlet metal

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I think my cringe might be less than Minecraftcore.
youtu.be/Yk1WCupiHOI

Just makes me think that that particular album is just shit and you just learn how to enjoy its shittiness

dwarves aren't small, they're compacted

get with the times, old man

redpill me on wearing black metal shirts

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it's like you're wearing shirts, but with black metal logos on them

shirts are usually black with some white or possibly red designs

if you saw someone at a bakery with short hair, who greeted you with a warm smile wearing a black metal shirt how would you feel?

Looks good if youre not razorfist

Really fucking pissed at my best friend right now, any recs?
youtube.com/watch?v=oZz2hQh6L0o

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any of y'all ever hear of this band?
youtube.com/watch?v=yKBtpL5N1n4

Nonsense, not everything sinks in with a single listen. Usually if it doesn't sound good the second time around there is no hope though

>backloaded

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Have sex, kid.

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hey guys razorfist here
let me rant about libertarianism and then jack off on camera

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I'm sad, anons. Rec some metal for when you're sad.

but user, I am already the man at the bakery with short hair that is greeting you with a black metal shirt, except I don't have a smile and smell faintly of urine

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youtube.com/watch?v=b9Q4MtgPPKE

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WE WON’T FIND PEACE

youtu.be/nZChQ9NB89o

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youtube.com/watch?v=IohaU67Shpo

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Id rather some happy metal.

ignore the intro
youtube.com/watch?v=uUazz-1urW0

20 buck spin is killing it right now

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It’s 2019 and another crew of nerds are chasing to be signed by profound lore and 20 buck spin. They all bought leather jackets and got 400$ vintage t shirts off eBay with cum stains still intact.

They take their band photo at the piedmont cemetery. Black and white contrast? Fuck it why not. Everyone else does.

The bassist who didn’t get the vintage t shirt memo wears his necrot longsleeve with a kicker hat in the bandphoto. He smokes weed and has a dog and often visits Oregon to see his girlfriend who drew the bands lameass logo that’s just some old English font with drips.

After practice the band loves to hangout and do coke at elis while crying about the girls from Seattle in bolt thrower shirts who won’t text them back. Especially the bassist.

They call themselves “death doom” but really just like electric wizard and heard incantation a couple times and said ,”but what if they used orange amps instead?”

Everyone with a leather jacket also buys this bands album and they call it progressive or some shit.

They tour and make 10 versions of longsleeves and 3 enamel pins despite only having 4 songs and a Sleep cover with harsh vocals...

The cycle continues

youtube.com/watch?v=Gqhe46Vj2Tk

>metal
not my genre

youtube.com/watch?v=z0NfI2NeDHI

then why the fuck are you here

Cult of Luna and The Body are the only ones that come to mind.

I always though Bolt Thrower sounded the most war like to me.

Your death metal chart is great. You should work on something new such as grind or doom.

Based Finntroll has some pretty upbeat songs based on Finnish folk music:
youtube.com/watch?v=GUsF6urUewE
some more off the top of my head:
youtube.com/watch?v=jjDdQulkYgI
youtube.com/watch?v=iTHgjbQbT7c
youtube.com/watch?v=kJ8XDWx8VWM
youtube.com/watch?v=EhtPYvT8Mmw
there's not that much extreme stuff that's necessarily happy sounding so I tried my best

that's a based from me

Any grind anons in this thread?

New Jig-Ai album sent to press. I'm hyped as shit.

youtu.be/sbAbBBrT3bE
youtu.be/KFFeeACcXC0
Cheers me right up, everytime

Yeah,
It seems most of my charts are pretty good and don't need further improvement.
However, I'm not familiar with grind or doom at all compared to death, black, thrash, etc.
Perhaps you guys could really help me out this time since I don't know jack shit about those genres.

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Chevalier

Excellent

>mfw the best Venom worship album was made by a meme band

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Fuck it.
I'll start a new thread soon.
Whether or not you guys want to participate in this, is up to you.

>I'm still a little glad he's in smash
just when I thought this thread couldn't get more cringe

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This is brutal

youtube.com/watch?v=CGQ0L-Godq8

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>Tracklist
>8. Futanari

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I fucked up the grind thread.
Join this one instead:

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Anyone heard the new Abyssal?

post albums that you like that you'd never wear a shirt of in public

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who knew japs were so based?

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is that person taking a shit?

me

A woman taking a shit

Are women not people?

For some reason I read that comment as “is that a man taking a shit?”

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found the perfect song for you right now user
youtube.com/watch?v=hIw7oeZKpZc

youtube.com/watch?v=6up7JdPGNsg someone tell this cuck to tune his guitar

whoever posted this a few days ago, thank you

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Noice

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Give me some metal for high IQ people. I'm sick of listening to dumbed down garbage.

metal is dumbed down garbage

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I'm getting sick of it.

then stop listening to metal faggot

Fuck you, retard.

metal waaa waaaa waaaaaa

fuck the queer above, post lowbrow caveman riffs that rip
youtube.com/watch?v=R4qmUEE9qTo

This. Need transcendental stoner riffs ASAP

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if you dont have any *intelligent* recs kindly fuck out of /metal/, thanks.

I'm not sure, but I think parody-tier pig shit like might actually be high IQ. But only if it's primal and true.

youtube.com/watch?v=nFUKCvOVEXw

Comic books and tattoos are low IQ.

youtu.be/JWjRxT78cII

You sound low-IQ and confused

youtube.com/watch?v=I9-x7E4XBBg
Now this is a high IQ album!

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sadly better than 99% of the outdated shite ITT

horrible lmao

I see why HHH wants to push Metal further

fuck you, you know what I mean you cro magnon piece of shit, I bet you unironically spam the rick and morty reddit copypasta just so you can deflect any time someone with a higher iq than you (ie 5) comes along. Go jack off to your "caveman riffs" and "gutterals" while me and anyone else with half a brain have intelligent discussion on lyrical themes and poly-rhythmic guitar sections in the diminished scale. Oh wait, sorry, you don't understand any word bigger than 2 sylables. let me spell it out for you: YOU TOO DUMB TO GET IT WHEN CHUG CHUG AND TUPPA TUPPA NO MAKE SAME BEAT OR WHEN MAN VOICE MAKE WORDS. God I can't wait for people like you to die off already in darwin-esque ways so /metal/ can finally be the higher level discussion it was always meant to be. Even bands like Liturgy are unfairly ripped on because they're too advanced for all the cave-dwelling chuds on this hellscape of a thread.

damn bossman went IN lol

brutal

Who is HHH?

>you cro magnon piece of shit
laughing like fuck

an American business executive, professional wrestler, and actor.

He is The Game-uh

i like metal

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ebig gobybasda :DDD :D :DD

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jinkies

>gets BTFO
>must be copypasta
Hahahahaha

So where besides Yea Forums do you people talk about metal?

I'm going to guess that a lot of you don't talk to people much. Do you share riffs with your family at least?

your mom's bedroom

I wish I had a black metal GF to talk to..

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jokes on you nigger I wrote both of them I was just samefagging for replies

see?

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*stands in your way*

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>be me
>Plays entry level metal (soad)
>mom still thinks its satanic
Wtf?

favorite band to complain about

based and BAdmmmDA-DA-mmmpilled

No. I'm the black sheep of the family.

just play pic related and hand her a lyric book, mortification is super christian

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It's all the same. Same riffs, same themes, same biteless edge, same instruments, same weedly solos, same vocals.
Might as well pick a handful of albums that get your blood pumping and never listen to anything else again.

Satan's Hallow

What are you listening too

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that's why you've gotta take the progpill, so you can become a true 300iq proglodite and break the musical limits of the genre

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Maybe tomorrow

who here /phx/

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Unironically the smiths

Is Dave Vincent wearing a bra there?

I like some prog but dislike others for example I find Dream Theater pretty boring besides a couple of their songs.

that time of the night again bois, what album are you jacking off to?

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nice

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what're your favorite 80s punk and skatecore bands lad

well Dream Theater is totally understandable, the whole thing is just "Hey I'm John Petrucci. Wanna see me run this scale and back? Wanna see me do it again?" I personally like Devin Townsend and Alkaloid, but there's a ton of stuff out there and virtually no limit to what a band's key feature is, or what their signature sound is gonna be

jfa is my all time favorite in general but skate punk wise big boys, los olvidados, code of honor, middle class

in a more general sense i've been listening to a lot of the fus, jerry's kids, dys, and millions of dead cops

It's still good.

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based
youtube.com/watch?v=F5X7MXfLxEg

nice. ever check out any nardcore? tons of good shit like ill repute, dr know, stalag 13, RKL. sounds like you're already into lots of the good stuff since i never hear anyone bring up those bands. fossil punk is like a lost and forgotten genre.

This literally just Running Wild worship

>tfw no dwarfcore performed by actual midgets in middle earth costumes
feelsbadman

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And?

He is actually a decent guitar player

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who is he? looks like one of those alt right war metal guys i try to avoid

I like Slayer. Eh's a pretty cool guy
he plays notes and doesn't afraid of anything

the RiP in your filename actually had me worried for a second

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He's good at memorising notes
He's good at riffs
But his solos are gay

Glad Midsommar! May the gore be with you.

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I might be the only one but what about Pennywise? Great stuff to crash to.
youtube.com/watch?v=4dmAWvis_uI

>Band write songs about the genre they play
Why are Finnish Black Metal bands so cringe?

Why does James sound so fucking GOOD in the first 4 albums? Vocally he literally blows the other big 3 out of the fucking water.

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>incantation tonight when bands fucking never come to your country
hyped lads

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because he blended harsh vocals and melody better than all of them. Slayer just shouted, Anthrax just had heavier power vocals, and Mustaine sounds like his diagnosis was decades ago

the 90s stuff is okay but too much of it just sounds like bad religion to me

hope you have fun [spoiler]and sex[/spoiler]

Fair enough, small doses. 80's hardcore thrash is my prefered skate jam with the occasional punk rock.

give this a try
youtu.be/1JKmqNg9ZKE

Unpopular opinion: Soulfly refined the nu metal sound
Also, post nu metal gems

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wish i was going but had no one to go with

What's /metal/'s consensus on hardcore punk-infused metal subgenres (aside from thrash)?

Good stuff but kinda lacks the speed, heavy as fuck tho.
youtube.com/watch?v=XlklAET3rFY

i really like 80s crossover and shit like wehrmacht, cryptic slaughter, s.o.d., but i find most crust is pretty boring

I like the first 2 saint vitus albums, I like powerslave, I like the first helloween album. please rec me more stuff.

I know the feeling, Gojira and Behemoth are coming to Cali in July. I know it's gonna be a super normie tier show considering they're touring with Knotfest, but I'm still hype nonetheless

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this is pretty interesting, doesn't sound like UK stuff at all and sounds more like something from socal band. neat.

I live for crossover and japcore.
youtube.com/watch?v=Vji2kX865hE

Blind Guardian - Battalions of Fear

It's more bordering to crossover, they get kinda thrashy at times, also blast beat madcunt mad as well. Daves Ellesmare of Discharge fame drums on the peel session and the first album.

then if you like that one, pic related has the same singer

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Are there any high IQ metalheads? They're all bottom of the barrel retards.

the singer from disturbed

If it makes you feel better; one time I took an online IQ test and it said I had an IQ of 140, I'm sure it's 100% accurate...

lmao still butthurt over not getting any serious recs, huh?

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((()))

Fuck off, retard.

does Yea Forums like Sabaton?

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Is trap metal /metal/?

rateyourmusic.com/genre/Trap Metal/

They’re fun but I never listened to like a whole album by Sabaton, just a couple of songs that are good

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Nah, but it's fun to call them War Metal and watch all the dudes who got into Blasphemy last year call you a poser for doing so.

i like that carolus rex album but i'd be embarrassed if someone caught me listening to it

I get that /meal/ always falls for the shittiest bait, but I have a hard time believing this happened once, let alone as often as you're implying.

jews are high IQ, what's your point blumpfkin?

>Are there any high IQ metalheads?
yes, me

Yeah, but if I had to pick a vocalist? Bruce

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>Mustaine sounds like his diagnosis was decades ago
kek

...

I like to think that the people of /metal/ are too smart for that. Facebook on the other hand is fertile ground to make the various CHUDs that add me easily mad.