The only reason this CRAP album is getting praised is because it's by a mediocre white man and society is misogynist as...

How come Bruce can still be creative, sing and hold an audience but Dylan hasn't written anything passable since the 70s?

drugs

GO BACK TO YOUR CAVE
YAKUB WHITE DEVIL

cringe

Dylan's had tons of great albums in the past 20 years. Have you even listened to Time Out of Mind, Love and Theft and Modern Times?

all shit

Moron

Only Time Out of Mind is truly great
The rest are good

Boomer music

His albums of original material from time out of mind have been good, but he’s really tanked his reputation as a performer by both singing incomprehensibly and altering his songs to the point they’re unrecognizable. The reason Bruce still has a big audience is because when he performs he sings most of the songs everyone loves and sings them the way he’s sung them for years. Dylan goes onstage, doesn’t even try to sing in a coherent vocal melody, and plays his songs in a completely unrecognizable format that sucks the power out of them. There’s nothing wrong with altering song arrangements drastically if they’re in a cool way (like his rolling thunder tour) but he ruins them.

As someone who considers Bruce a decidedly lesser artist than Dylan, I nonetheless will give the man credit for caring about his fans who pay good money to see him perform while Dylan appears to hate the audience and wants to deliberately fuck with them.

Dylan also smoked and drank like a fish for years. That probably wasn't so good for his physical well-being especially his throat while Springsteen takes excellent care of himself.

Neil Young has made some ok stuff in the 21st century as well (maybe not so much Living With War)

Those 80s stadium rock cliches are so embarrassing and dated, but it's all boomers know.

I may as well listen to Foo Fighters, it's pretty much the same thing.

>Springsteen is a boring has-been who should have stayed in the 80s
>as the OP praises Madonna of all people

*craaack*
*sip*

bone album

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Neither have had good albums in over three decades and both new albums are dogshit.

>The Rising
>not good

Kys

It's not. The last truly good Bruce album is Nebraska. Born in the USA is okay at best, dreadful at worst 80s stadium rock pop crap and he hasn't put out a single good song since then

bro literally who give a fuck about bruce springfield

Shut up
Madonna is a goddamn icon
Go listen to your proto-Pearl Jam crap

Let me guess, it's some kind of anti-Trump "rawk" album

Fuck this hack. Billionare rockstar born into the Rothschild family acts like the voice of the working class. He's just a lefty shill like the rest.

>(((Bruce Springstein)))

Based

DUDE MONSANTO LMAO

>born Bruce Liebowitz, son of Marty Leibowitz and Amy Goldstein-Leibowitz

You could play this and the new FF record back to back and not tell the difference at all

Why does Springsteen trigger the soicucks so much?

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Modern Times is one of the best albums of this century

Literally everyone but dumbass tasteless boomers see right through this hack's schtick.

the second i learn someone is a springsteen fan, its like their an alien to me. its like unflavoured yogurt, wtf is the point.

Hey how old do you guys think OP is?

>As someone who considers Bruce a decidedly lesser artist than Dylan
His only remotely good album is Nebraska and even that's just Guthrie worship. Dylan had like 15 years of back to back iconic and groundbreaking records.

21 but very gay

This thread is embarassing.

shut it boomer

Tom Petty was always better
He should have lived, not fucking Springsteen

At least Madonna adapts to modern times. Bruce's sound was retro even in his prime

At least Madonna adapts to modern times. Bruce's sound was retro even in his prime.

based

draft dodging fuck

rodeo?

MADONNA FANS IN DAMAGE CONTROL

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Time Out of Mind is 22 user. [Spoiler]Tempest is great though.[/spoiler]

sting was the first artist to do this whole "here's my version of a country song" thing. he of course nailed~ it

youtube.com/watch?v=LI8khooPyJk

>travels across the country, hanging out in bars, looking for ‘straight’ men and truckers.

We have news for you user... and it’s not looking good

kek

Natural yoghurt is delicious, you fucking American pleb
>everything tastes like shit unless its full of sugar and artificial flavours.
>massive babies crying when forced to eat vegetables and real food.
>muh obesity and cancer crisis

I can smell your cheeto fingers from here

Holy crap i can smell the soi
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based

Most of people who can't appreciate Bruce Springsteen (Born to Run, Nebraska, The River, Born in the USA) are mostly weak virgin guys

so glad i'm not these guys

and most people who do love bruce are low test boomer cucks or tryhard 25 year pld liberal leaning folk punk hipsters who appropriate working class aesthetics

why is this being shilled so hard

Anyone who claims they like Bruce Springsteen is a paid shill

>I don't get why he's doing well at this stage of his career
Well for one thing, Springsteen never based his image and songwriting around sexuality which tends to not work so well past a certain age.

most people who appreciate bruce springsteen are fat old men who live in the midwest and haven't had a working dick in 20 years

I mean, honestly the guy never embarrassed himself the way late career Madonna did. The midlife crisis she experienced in the 2000s was absolutely comical and unfortunately the Madonna that Millenials know is the one that kissed Drake in an attempt to steal his life force and whipped out her disgusting sagging old tits onstage.

They're all bitchy gay dudes so you figure why the fanbase is like this.

I think we can all agree Monsanto is one of the top 10 most evil corporations in the world today.

New Jersey don't you mean?

Ah yeah, I can't wait for Dave Marsh to emerge from his cave on Mars and write a review of this album about how glorious and 10/10 it is.

embarassing
it's like they can't fathom an artist who is successful at all without having to slog over promoting and inflate sales and whore themself out in the press

Literally bruce did 0 promo for this record whereas madonna and her label have spent tens of millions trying to prop up an embarassing trend-chasing dud

HURR MUH GIRL AND MUH JOB THAT FACTORY

I told you. Madonna pretty much screwed herself over forever by being an aging hag who won't grow the fuck up. She attained meme status quite some time ago.

>Literally bruce did 0 promo for this record
He has Dave Marsh to shill it for free.

E

Remember when Madonna created the trends instead of rode them?

who the fuck is that?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dave_Marsh

Rock critic and ultimate Springsteen shill/dickrider (his wife is part of Bruce's PR team)

radaronline.com/exclusives/2019/06/madonna-tour-tickets-struggling-sell-tickets/

HA HA. HA HA HA HA HA.

She's always been a douchebag and while you can get away with it as a 20-something, by 60 nobody wants to deal with it anymore.

the sad part is bruce would still play to more people in 2 nights in giants stadium than if every date of madonna's 50 concert US tour sold out

How embarrassing

>does a duet with some young Colombian singer
>he delivers most of the energy on the track while Madonna sounds bored as fuck

She also told Vogue Italia that all modern pop music is boring and sounds identical. Which just makes her look old and out of it.

what do you expect? she just wants the rweggaeton crowd

the track where she mumble raps the start is worse

Her entire schtick is obsolete anyway; since Pure Heroin made the notion of DIY bedroom pop mainstream, the idea of cartoony pop superheroes with alter egos has died out. If Gaga and Perry, both decades younger than Madonna, are washed up since 2013, what chance does she have?

But Tempest, his last great album, came out in 2012

Uh huh. Gaga and Perry were both living in the zeitgeist Madonna originally created but the change in pop in the last number of years has been pretty dramatic.

Ariana Grande is the last faded remnant of the now vanquished pop mega star style.

Time Out of Mind is one of Dylans best no question

No surprise that a weathered old white dude with a guitar singing the blues and about America would hold up better than a weathered old white woman pretending anyone still wants her weathered old private parts.

It's just good stadium rock

HU-HU
I’ll race!
To feel the wind in my face
And I’ll race!
To feel alive
And I’ll race!
To feel like I own this place!
And I’ll race until I die
And I’ll race against the other racers!
And I’ll race with one big shout!
And I’ll race against the clock!
And I’ll race against myself!
And I’ll race
And I’ll race...
AAAAWWOOUUUUUUUUUUU
RACE!

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lel song name? I gotta hear this shit

>lel song name?
Medellin

Fucking hell, I just wanted a laugh but I nearly cringed myself inside out

And that style was also rooted in 70s rock star ideas.

based Home Movies poster

this isn't about music
this is about sports
there is a sub-type of gays, that becomes obsessed with a diva, be it Madonna, Liza Minelli, or Maria Carey, and supports her the same way a straight person supports a sports club.
It's just that instead of Real Madrid-Barcelona, for them it's something like Celine Dion vs Mariah Carey/Whitney Houston

Every pop star has a stupid army of -stans who are about 75% gay dudes and 25% sassy black women.

The French also seem to love these people for some reason.

...

i'm a virgin freak and i love springsteen #virginsforbruce

Madame X is a triumph. I don't expect anyone on this board to understand Madonna's value, but the fact that she's still creating and experimenting should be met with a modicum of respect.

The thing is, most of Madonna's songs are duds, and none are even remotely introspective, but there are usually 1-2 (although sometimes none) each album cycle that are accidentally brilliant.

There are too few artists who continue to experiment, and disguise/reinvent their sound into their 60s.

Unfortunately, she put too much stock into her spectacle as the first-ever 'video star,' and now that she's unpleasant to look at, she no longer factors in. But whether you think her music is vapid or aimed at graying leather daddies on tina, Madonna is still the last of a generation to be experimenting with an earnest sense of curiosity -- with no drama, no addiction, no accusations, no crimes, no breakdown, no stopping.

lol

Yeah, we know, but wasn't the cover of Springsteen's famed album his butt and bulge in tight jeans with an American flag behind him? Clearly he baited groupies, and boomer women continue to buy his music because they're attracted to him.

Whereas, straight men have never bought Madonna's music because they found her attractive. She was a handsome woman, and used shock value and needless gimmicks, but never packaged herself as the all-American Victoria's Secret bombshell.

>The thing is, most of Madonna's songs are duds, and none are even remotely introspective, but there are usually 1-2 (although sometimes none) each album cycle that are accidentally brilliant.
cf. Rebel Heart

Ghosttown was quite a jam, but the singles especially Bitch I'm Madonna were completely embarrassing.

this
where as Bruce Springsteen has had no certified bops since the mid 80s

Thing is, he was never a singles artist except for that short period in the mid-80s.

Fine, we've established that she can still make an occasional decent deep album cut but she has no clue how to do singles anymore.

If maybe she'd quit trying to pretend 12 year old girls are going to be into a sexagenarian instead of Ariana Grande or something.

Yeah, I didn't like a single song from Rebel Heart.

It's too bad Yea Forums will never understand how massive Madonna was, or care, because her face is crooked and her later work is charmless without subtext.
MDNA was panned by critics, but I found it to be one of her most captivating -- I guess in the same way this board now gloats about Farrah Abraham's My Teenage Dream Ended. Like a trained AI that's become obsolete, and the declining spectacle of an aging video star provides rich subtext, even if the music is compositionally foul.

True Blue [Sire, 1986]
Music critics flock to her uneven product the way liberal arts magnates flock to investment banking--so desperate are they for a little glamor in their lives that they jump onto a zeitgeist that has nothing to do with them. She no more speaks for the average teen than Reagan does for union members (that's calling selling to, folks) and although the anti-abortion content of "Papa Don't Preach" fails to reach a definitive conclusion, it wouldn't make it bad even if it did. But in a time of collective self-deception, moral ambiguity is the last thing we need. B

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Mediocre white dudes always be doing the coolest and funniest shit though

queen of pop

Only braindead zoomers and soibois dismiss him as boomer

cope

what the fuck is that cover