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First for The Obsessed are based
give me all your grind recs right now
melodeath sucks
bdm recs
Cryptopsy - Ungentle Exhumation
Devourment - Unleash the Carnivore
Prion - Uncertain Process
Pyaemia - Cerebral Cereal
Appalling Spawn - Freedom, Hope & Fury
Brodequin - Instruments of Torture
Deeds of Flesh - Path of the Weakening
Defeated Sanity / Mortal Decay - Generosity of the Deceased / Post Anatomical Savagery
Malignancy - Intrauterine Cannibalism
Oral Fistfuck - Spiritual Sickening
Disgorge - Consume the Forsaken
Epicardiectomy - Abhorrent Stench of Posthumous Gastrorectal Desecration
Inveracity - Circle of Perversion
Prostitute Disfigurement - Deeds of Derangement
Pyrexia - Feast of Iniquity
Short Bus Pile Up - Repulsive Display of Human Upholstery
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deathrash
modern edition
Morpheus Descends is brutal death metal.
it's not stop
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HAIL HOOTS
no
▶
What about Hate Eternal ? I never remember if they're bdm or tech death
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Daily reminder that Vol.4 is Sabbath's best album
haven't listened to them but rym has them as bdm
is there such a thing as brutal black metal?
wrong
grind starter pack
best human mastication song
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based shithole bdm
Here's the chart no one asked for, you're welcome
all shit
>have listened to more albums on this chart than on any other Yea Forums chart
Wow, I'm genuinely fucking retarded
>tfw APUST is finally playing in my city
Hold me, guys
yes, war metal
We're still laughing over lore.
Still talking about a stream of smoke in the head of a shelter tank, swimmingly bored.
Swimming in monotony. Swimming in ponds where our knees scrape the bottom.
And still, we swallow the surface.
We brought our boredom to the lights.
Spoiled the city. Blind to the ocean. Deaf to the heavens.
Carving a shut in symphony with memory's masturbation.
I've talked it out.
Doomed to be a spoiled child.
A pupil in the eyes of forever.
I knit the fire. I stared into the mirror.
A prisoner to the past. A ghost to the present.
BDM chart with some slam and brutal tech
put gorguts on there
>includes the lasted DF album but not reign supreme
You’re doing this on purpose don’t ya
They aren't BDM
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>Vocalist smacks himself in the head in order to hype himself up
Post more based live performances
not user but Reign Supreme feels more tech than straigh up brutal like their old releases
Someone make a technical death metal chart
That's a fucking classic
Appalling Spawn/Lykathea Aflame belongs there
Post fantastic drumming.
youtu.be
true t b h
If anything I felt like their latest realease was more technical than their previous one t bh
Just realised that that performance is 26 years old today, what a coincidence
HUMAN
DISSECTION
OF SKELETAL REMAAAAAINNNSS
>dissecting skeletongs
wtf nigga
Belphegor and Anaal Nathrakh's mid-era stuff
assuck - necrosalvation
o.l.d. - old lady drivers
anal cunt - morbid florist
vaginal jesus - affirmative apartheid
s.o.b. - thrash night
napalm death - peel sessions
What the fuck is this.
It's good tho
what is with all this chart fuckery lately
Autism
Can someone post the previous Death, Black, and Thrash charts that one user made.
DSBM is based
They all look like a bunch of mouthbreathers.
get brutal'd
necrophagia isn't bdm wtf
replace Hate Eternal with Mithras
replaced Necrophagia with Mithras cuz they're not brutal enough
Very good chart in general
cum on me nergaaaaaaaalllll
please rec me some black metal that with emotionally wreck me. that's my favorite type.
war metal is exactly what that is
>band splits
>members that left create new band
>call it 'band A.D.'
>that band makes the AOTY
Can you guys give me literally ANYTHING to listen to, I'm really new to Metal
Where the Light Dies
delusional
>North – Czekając Na Sztorm
> sendspace.com
>Nokturne – Embracer Of Dark Ages
> sendspace.com
>Selbstmord – Dawn Of A New Era
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>Vermis Mysteriis – Плaмя Яpocти
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>Seges Findere – Wolflike Blitzkrieg
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>Seges Findere – Nuklear Terrorsonic Power
> sendspace.com
>Seges Findere / Morbid Desecration – Never Stop The Hate
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>Neoheresy – Potop
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>Wargoatcult – Phasmatis Interregnum
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>Seges Findere – Hateful Wargasm
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Woods of Infinity
see the pastebin
Metallica - Ride the Lightning
Rammstein - Sehnsuct
These are the 2 albums that got me into metal
Can someone tell me which of these albums are the least slammy?
Defeated Sanity and Cryptopsy probably
I've already heard these and I liked them
This is the only Death Metal album I've heard and it was pretty good
Have you heard any Motorhead?
>This is the only Death Metal album I've heard and it was pretty good
listen to Scream Bloody Gore, Consuming Impulse and Realm of Chaos: Slaves to Darkness
thoughts on this guy?
trist
learn to circle pit zombie style
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this was ok
the soundclips at the beginning are great
What are the best Blackened Thrash bands?
post highly anticipated releases
what is the diffrence between bdm, slam, sbdm?
Maybe not yet
A small bit
I'll add them to a list of albums I gotta listen to
I'll check these out
The amount of slams
none in the next few months
All of Varg's videos can be downloaded here:
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959 videos @ 21 GB total size. Which is pretty good for so many videos. The quality is excellent because it's webm files with VP9 and Opus sound).
i was anticipating guttural slug but they are going the deathcore route like nearly every other brutal death/slam band these days
Listen to some sludge
harmony corruption is death metal not grind
can you give examples?
What kind of metal do you listen to when you lose a fucking a savefile
listen to this
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This
this
aura noir, condor, sabbat, abigail/barbatos, nifelheim, gehennah
i dont even know what slam is, but to me, nile was always a thrashy band.
Goregrind
BLACK METAL SUCKS
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listen to this as well
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Don't
DO
Slam sucks my dude
it does but it's fun
What's the best Bathory album and why is it Blood Fire Death?
Nothing better than listening to this while wearing my Emperor T-Shirt
Wrong, it's Under the Sign
>Slam sucks my dude
You're both wrong. It's The Return. Even Fenriz would agree
That's what I said
new esoteric
Overrated
yeah i've heard the single it's meh
check the devourment song tho
>t.
>trusting Fenriz opinion on anything
according to last.fm i listened to wormrot around the time i accidentally deleted my dark souls 3 save
>hear nice riff
>make duckface
>can't help it
>several people have asked me why am I making that dumb face
Pretty gay my man
i do this too
listen to Yoda
>actually making this meme
>>actually making this meme
It just connects with me. The others are great don't get me wrong but this one just clicks correctly.
What has he said to not trust his opinion?
>cant stop fingertapping the blast beats at work
>the butthurt black metal thot
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>>>actually making this meme
stop making memes already
ok ill stop
wtf this is happy though
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Why the FUCK aren't there more good bands from India?
based woman, fuck Lich King
I'd be offended too if I had to sit through that shit band's set
how do i get into mar metal?
idk but the ones that are are based
i meant to say war metal i am sorry for my stupidity
For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.
But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.
This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.
>suck dick your whole life
>get throat cancer
pottery?
While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.
“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?
Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.
In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.
Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:
Does Dave give the best head in thrash metal?
that's Lars
you listen to it
Thoughts on these boys?
they suck
no u
>brutal death
lmao
what are some great bands like lacuna coil or otep but with male vocals
too clean
walls of jericho
>walls of jericho
I'm liking this but I wanted male vocals.
literally dream theater
Gimme really bad riffs, i wanna laugh a bit.
Thoughts?
soi
what bands would I like if I love Rush
One Direction
coroner
Nocturnus
opeth
Yea Forums hate it because is popular and the frontman fucked up hes vocals
it's not even popular. it's flavor of the month shit that's already been forgotten by the numales who couldn't stop talking about how amazing it was when it came out
rec some bands to impress my girlfriend
>twitter memes
Worse than a Vargcuck.
Sodom
It’s good but it’s popular so I hate it
t. average /metal/ poster
True Chads listen to glam
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Dream Theater
Fucking awful
based
love vektor but it doesn't compare to black future and outer isolation
good to know I am not alone in my autism
What the fuck
I actually like this
consume less soyy
That's cause it's good, but Circle the Wagons is even better
It's a great album
Kys
>When you're sick from shooting up
>Medicaid pays full portion
>When little Maria gets knocked up
>She gets a free abortion
What did he mean by this?
>listening to Darkthrone post Panzerfaust
>Black metal cover of a Nightwish song
holy shit my sides
holy shit this is great
t. nu-male
deathgrind
I can't believe this is a thing
Why would anyone want this
The videos where he just plays guitar are worth saving. Everything else deserves to be forgotten.
Is Ace of Spades the best Motorhead album?
all of them sound the same
Death
Black
Thrash
>drinks on your bridge
>drudkh got the boot so all those duplicates could be included
>satanic warmaster and mgla over drudkh
>chimera over DMDS
>all those duplicates
I'm willing to replace a few of these albums.
personally i'd prefer we just never talked about it again
Remember, these are the BEST albums charts.
There are going to be a few duplicates from
the same bands such as Bolt Thrower, Bathory, Darkthrone, etc. because they have the best albums.
Hope that makes sense.
what's some goregrind i probably havent heard? any LDoH worship welcome
Thats true
black sabbath first 5 albums
What are your favorite Drudkh albums?
>AAAUAUAUUAGH
WHAT?
BLACK METAL SUCKS
>every Motorhead album sounds the same!
You should do Doom Metal or Power Metal next.
Forgotten Legends is the best and Autumn Aurora is the runner up. I've heard and love them all though, there's obviously a formula he sticks to where each album has several obvious intense climaxes so it's just a matter of what you like the most. Eternal Turn of the Wheel is probably my favorite song of all time. Blood of Kingu is just as good though and Purity by Hate Forest stands up among the best as well.
for me it's like Forgotten Legends > De Occulta Philosophia > Autumn Aurora > Sun in the House of the Scorpion > Purity > Microcosmos > Blood in Our Wells > the rest, but that's just off the top of my head and I like all of them a lot
Thoughts?
I would if I knew anything about those genres. Blind Guardian and Black Sabbath are pretty much the only bands I know.
>woman
>burzum shirt
>calling band members posers
Lich King sucks but that's the pot calling the kettle black
good
I'm willing to replace some of the albums on the chart just for you.
Everyone else can keep the old one.
Just tell me which albums you want replaced.
Good 90’s Black Metal worship album, in my top ten metal releases this year
i dunno, i'd hate to take off something good and there are some records i haven't heard on there. i think satanic warmaster is mediocre but it's important to the scene and a lot of people like it. personally i'd lose mgla because it's a recent album that seems like it got popular randomly to me, as i don't see anything special about it, or burzum s/t which i like but considering there are 4 burzum albums on there seems excessive. mgla has a lot of fans lately though, idk. It's hard to argue against bathory but losing The Return and just having s/t, under the sign, and blood fire death wouldn't be a huge deal I think. regarding Drudkh i only think Forgotten Legends deserves a spot really.
Some of my favs:
Nokturnal Mortum - Lunar Poetry & Twilightfall
Obsequiae - Aria of Vernal Tombs and Suspended in the Brume of Eos
Windir - anything by them
Arghoslent - anything by them
Fall of the Leafe - Evanescent, Everfading
Sacramentum - Far Away from the Sun
Rotting Christ - Triarchy of the Lost Lovers
why isnt that massacra album as liked as the others it has good rhythms
I can replace Mgla, Burzum s/t, and The Return with your 3 favorite black metal albums or 4 if you want Satanic Warmaster to be replaced.
That Mgła album is objectively one of the best album in the last ten years, plus it’s very easy to digest for new listeners of the sub-genre. Don’t be so gullible. The point of the chart (I’d like to think, at least) is to have the best black metal albums, the ones regarded as such, not the preferences from a nobody from this shitty board.
because it has a gay poem in the middle
oh is that also why messiah aren't as popular
in Hoots we trust!
WE TRUST!
Because the first two albums are borderline masterpieces
this is why
You have a great point.
I'm bored and have nothing better to do so I thought it would be fun to make specialized charts for people.
Would you consider the black metal chart in its current state the most regarded?
man if annihilator had growl vocals instead of the 80s clean vocals it would have been top 5 death-thrash. Such good instruments
Chartanon, what happened to the doomsludge
Not at all, but little by little it could be redefined (that Murmuüre album needs to go, for example.)
This isn't just a soi thing, its an outright retard thing. Lemmy's vocal consistently sounds like Lemmy, but otherwise Motorhead have had some pretty significant changes throughout their discography. If Sacrifice, Another Perfect Day and Overkill all sound the same to you, you're deadset retarded.
i would say it's good in it's own right as a riff showcase cause they are pretty awesome
all 3 albums are pretty unique in their own way actually
polar bear rules
and choir of horrors is an 8/10
Well shit. That's a different way of looking at it.
Now we have to replace the albums with ones that are the most regarded.
Where to begin?
This obviously
Post albums where the last song sucks
how the fuck is this not on the chart but fucking Murmuure is?
We weren't thinking about the most regarded albums at that point.
People say i look like a mix of kirk hammet and tom araya lol probably just because pf my hair and skin
Ok everybody,
Post the most regarded black metal albums now.
BUMBUM
Replaced Murmuure with De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
We're doing this again all thanks to
Thoughts?
Should Sunbather go on there, too? it's well regarded, right?
Fuck no
I feel like dissection is next on the block
F
bumbum's debut and Hvis lyset are classics, bathory's debut, return and under the sign of the black mark, darkthrones A Blaze in the Northern Sky and Transilvanian Hunger, DsO's paracletus and Emperor's first 2 are good starting points
Envy with more tremolos isn't metal
>listening to darkthrone post soulside journey
>tfw i wish I was talented/driven enough to start my own project.
Well. it looks like Satyricon is going on the chart after all.
CANADIAN METALLLL
Reverend Bizarre and Candlemass
lmao we should add blasphemy and beherit too.
they are highly regarded black metal
List is pretty damn good
Shit tier list with too much input from retards trying to get their favourite shitty bands in and keep out “soi” bands but still somehow ending up with mgła and DSO
This whole band sucks
Not even remotely close
I got an idea.
How about a separate chart for the most regarded albums and another chart for albums that are actually good?
For example, Anthrax sucks dick but they are highly regarded. Replace them with something that's good such as Morbid Saint.
post suggestions, fren
yes
I like this idea. We can rework the black metal chart to make it the most regarded.
Afterwards we can actually make a chart that's good.
Burzum may be highly regarded but let's be honest, it's not that good.
Well first off knock off some obscure shit so DMDS and Forgotten Legends can be in
That’s the issue of doing a black metal chart that’s “good”. I love Burzum and I bet you around 50% of the people in this thread if the threat of being called soi wasn’t always looming
I don't listen any other metal bands other than Burzum unironically, nothing even comes close
Listen to Paysage d’Hiver user
Why? Nothing tops Burzum, it is the best metal band that has ever existed and will ever exist
Hammerheart but Blood Fire Death is a close second
Pretty sure Rotting Christ is highly regarded too.
generic ambient bm cringeee
t. Doesn’t listen to atmoshit
it's anything but generic
based
Is Paysage d’Hiver highly regarded?
more like highly retarded am I right fellow gentlemen
It is not good or great when compared to Burzum, pale imitation to the ambient landscapes of the Count Grishnak
Alice in Hell has pretty harsh vocals, not as deathrash classics but still not clean like Artillery or Anthrax
for what it is, yes very much so
a passion project of one man just making the music he wants to
Is there anywhere I can still stream Nihility? It seems like Decapitated erased that album and only that one from all streaming services
his self titled is easily one of the most highly regarded atmoshit albums of the 2000s, and I say that lovingly, haha
he doesn't really sound like burzum honestly, not at all. He's clearly inspired by the general idea of ambient bm but they sound nothing alike for the most part
How regarded is Darkspace?
Now that David DiSanto is a confirmed wifebeater, is Terminal Redux unironically based?
Regarded greatly. Top 5 Atmospheric band alongside Paysage D'Hiver.
can someone rec me some tech death that sounds like pic related? I'm not into stuff like Braindrill or Obscura where it's just super fast wankery for the sake of sounding hard to play, I like that Revocation's riffs still sound like riffs, alongside the whole alien atmosphere of this album
Rotting Christ sound like Metallica trying to be a black metal band.
Venom is gay not gonna lie....
Vektor and The Black Dahlia murder
this. just really solid atmo bm that riffs hard but is still very much atmo bm
Is Xashur regarded?
>Revocation
>Tech
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
Good one.
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I wonder how Rob Halford’s gay outfits created a whole new genre of gay metal - Black Metal
>he doesn't like showing off his twinky fuccboi ass in a tight leather thong
lmao look at this faggot
I wanna like tech death but it just sounds like wanky melodeath/deathcore to me
exactly why you should into Revocation
Listen to hyper thrash
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ok this is actually not boring unlike revocation, wish it sounds more raw and unclean
I can't get into them, the vocals make it sound deathcore
>Archsöyer
>Tech
HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHHAHAHAH
Good one.
that intro riff is just overproduced Ram Ranch lmao
>nu metal chart
>no mention of nothingface
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dilate tranny fags
actually good, but I can't unhear fucking ram ranch's main guitar track because of
voivod
Cool story bro.
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howbout some old school sounding tech death?
>seething that someone doesn't like his shitty rec
go join the 42% tranny
>no u
cry harder nigger
>this butthurt someone doesn't like his shitty rec
go have post-op regret tranny
>still mad I called u a tranny faggot
>still no u
cope
here's a short list of a few different types so you can figure out what you like
>standard heavy metal
black sabbath
iron maiden
motorhead
>american thrash
exodus
Megadeth
over kill
>german thrash
sodom
destruction
tankard
>crossover thrash
vio-lence
suicidal tendencies
DRI
>blackened thrash
deathhammer
witchtrap
witchhaven
>pizza thrash
municipal waste
lich king
insanity alert
>power metal
helloween
blind guardian
stratovarius
>black metal
bathory
burzum
darkthrone
>death metal
death
obituary
cannibal corpse
>world circus is actually on a chart for once
How would you name your band and what kind of music would you play?
I want a black metal band called Tower of Silence
I dunno dude, I like pretty much everything from hair metal to tech and brutal death, I even like stuff considered as poser shit like Trivium and Devildriver, and I think trying trying to constraint myself to a specific genre would be detrimental to the quality of the music. The only genre I'm not into is black metal and its derivatives, and even then it's probably that I've not listened enough of it.
You guys ever call out people when they defend garbage music like mumble rap?