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Last American Hero by James Ferraro

Americans WILL defend this

This shit gets posted on at least one board every single day
For the last time, area like this are comfy, and no the entirety of America does not look like this, it's just a truck stop that serves as an oasis in which you can get gas, food, or take a piss in between hundreds of miles of farmland

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>defending this soulless bullshit
hey jethro the nascar race is on get off Yea Forums

Wow, I sure am triggered that restaurants and gas stations exist.

>This shit gets posted on at least one board every single day
>For the last time, area like this are comfy, and no the entirety of America does not look like this, it's just a truck stop that serves as an oasis in which you can get gas, food, or take a piss in between hundreds of miles of farmland

it looks almost melancholic idk
it's nice

>the Americans itt defending it

Couldn't fucking write it

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lose weight
stop eating fast food and watching nfl

>Wow, I sure am triggered that restaurants and gas stations exist.

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this shit is more soulless than hong kong/beijing

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How and why the fuck are these establishments all concentrated in one area? They all have got to be tired of each other’s shit, I wouldn’t be surprised if a civil war broke out there.

Wow I used to stop at that McDonald's on the way to my aunt's house when I was a kid all the time, that's Breezewood, PA.

They're conditioned to do so. Disobeying their corporate masters would be a no-no.

youtube.com/watch?v=JOkQJm_UGM4

how the fuck can you recognize a place based off generic chain store signs that are on every American highway exit

because he saw it on the way to his aunt's house all the time when he was a kid

Do we have to stop buying gas too? Should I be angry that gas stations exist?

not him but there is a sign right in the middle of the pic that says Pittsburgh

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believe it or not most of murica doesnt look like that

Americans are literally cattle for the Fortune 500 and nothing more

it really does, though.

Lol

every highway exit and rural downtown does

I'm from Alabama and honestly thought for a second that this was a picture of a certain spot in Hoover

Ween should only be listened to by

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It looks worse

Every state I've been too has multiple stops exactly like this though

You will get it when after you have been driving for 6 hours straight through rural Pennsylvania and finally step out of your car in front a Perkins in the middle of the night, getting to actually stand up after so long, bask under the radiating orange street lights, and gaze at the star speckled void above you tucking away the mountains that encompass your splendid little valley. It feels glorious and of course euromutts don't understand because they have never taken their cars more than 100 miles from their home

The America-Iran war can't come sooner honestly.

cars are shit, stop polluting the air and lose weight

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>boo hoo 100 miles
east coast fags everybody

do americans really live like this?

Why are you all so obsessed with Americans?

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wew i surely felt Free(tm) looking at that picture. all this liberty.

The absolute yuro jealousy in this thread over not having large enough clay to fit a 6 lane highway or preserve your forested areas. Actually obsessed.

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Afternoon Mr. Cohen

>mcmansion is something good

There is no hope for this nation. The 3rd world masses must rise up and destroy us.

This can't be serious

BLOW IT OUT YOUR ASS, YUROPOORS

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sick album cover

The entirety of OK Computer

I'd rather live there then out on the country with no stores within 100 miles. Doing nothing but staring at nice scenery gets boring fast.

I can't believe I'd side with Americans ever, but this is just one photo you fucking retards

I've seen that silver diner and Gateway Conference Center sign like a million times that's what made me recognize it. I used to spend like an hour or more sometimes at that McDonald's bc sometimes my aunt would meet us to pick me up if I was staying w her for the summer since that area is about midway from our houses. There's a hotel across the street from it w a sign that has said "HBO $10" for like the last 20 years if any PA-fags know what I'm talking about

America was a mistake

this is why emo rap exists

better than a 50 sq ft loft

Lmaoing at amerifats
Pathetic

Fuck sheetz
Wawa gang
your mom wants you to pick up more oxy after work

Anyone who tells you most of America doesn't look like this is mostly full of shit. Outside of the biggest urban centers, it's all the same cheap shit propped up everywhere. The only thing that pic is missing is a beige-colored strip mall with stupid bland "classy" (tacky) ornamentation and two attorneys on a billboard ready to cuck some discontent retirees

fuck off, it's not even that bad. You pussy europoors have such short attention spans that you can't block signage out of your peripheral view.

>americans in charge of city layouts and good road design / upkeep

legitimately the worst part of living in america, fuck our roads

>be american
>get shot

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The ironic part is this place is for tourists, hence the gift shop. So most the people visiting those places probably aren't americans

Truckers you fucking idiot. It's probably a gas town

I'm American this is tacky as fuck corporate decadence

nah dude that's just the west coast

can't go 2 miles without an overly crowded commercial district for no goddamn reason

dog bless america

>western civilization
literally a meme

Are they a nation of inbred degenerates? gizmodo.com/police-let-mom-keep-feeding-son-bleach-after-she-showed-1835521968

Hello fellow (((American citizen))), how do you do?

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better than the boring european shit looking cities
t. third worlder

Not really

It’s at the intersection of two interstates. So if you’ve lived in the area for any period of time and you travel, you’ll likely pass through several dozen times. And a good chunk of those, you’ll stop for gas and maybe a quick lunch.

It’s a shit hole, but I was grateful for it one evening as an unexpected blizzard blew through.

this

Hello Chuck

Hey hick, what's it like in flyover land?

Europeans don't understand this picture because they can drive from one end of their country to the other in 2 hours

>hey uh here's a river
>and some trees
>uh no sorry this is a pedestrian-only zone
>uh no you can't get in there you need a license

>ameritards bragging on how long it takes to get somewhere

Set this in the night, up the traffic and you've got yourself some neat cyberpunk aesthetics.

stop defending this fatty

It's wonderful without all the turdskins. How's college?

>yuropoors
>going anywhere

And it only cost 100 Euros in tolls

This. If these signs were in Japanese Yea Forums chuds would be begging to move here

but instead it's fast food logos which are not aesthetic

jews don't live in rural america, they gravitate towards the cities and suburbs like NY

>europoors bragging about never leaving their house

Most of these signs are gas stations, third worlder.

I guess

>euros who see this wonder what a Sunoco meal tastes like

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Its literally a place to take a quick pitstop for food and gas while on a long roadtrip.What could europoors expect would be in such a place that this causes so much butthurt?

If they actually knew anything, they'd be making fun of how bad the infrastructure of the PA turnpike is. But then again when your country is covered in only dirt roads I guess it slips the mind.

>here's your metropoli bro

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>he's STILL defending this
real American hero here
*it ain't me plays*

that looks 10000x better than op's pic lmao what's your point

yaaas it looks so le comfy! :)

Jesus christ

>too poor to afford cars
>whole country can be seen in the horizon
>filter to hide discolored spires and roofing

/r/cityporn!!!!!

false flag that doesn't even take into account that OP's image isn't even a city

>Americans would rather have corporate logos plastered everywhere
Literally cattle

I'm american too but why are you so opposed to a pretty looking city

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>nothing wrong with this

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>he thinks OP's picture is an American city

So this is the true power of the European brain. Woah..

american cities still look worse though

it's boring and looks like you can't do shit in there

that's what most rural towns look like just tacky shopping centers

90% of my city of ~150,000 pop looks like this

as opposed to american cities? What more can you do there?

And what can you do in op's pic? Get some greasy taco bell dogshit and gas?

Thanks for the new merchant

he wants to set up his trunk and get blackout drunk in it's bed

get something to eat, get some gas, and drive away to keep working

Cities in New England kind of look like that but without the squares

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op's pic isn't a capital or even a city

>implying there will ever be a European city as kino as this
lmao

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disgusting
this is more like it

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Sounds like a wasteland
Fast food barely qualifies as food also

another good one. Why are Europeans so delusional. Is this like the country version of penis envy?

LA is the faggiest smoggiest city in the country you dicklet

soulless
>muh big skyscrapers
there's no character, but amerifats are impressed by size alone

I know europoors love getting their groceries and growing out their own stuff to cook something and have an excuse for being alive. We, however, love working, and have no time for that stuff

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Yeah fuck American skyscrapers.

Warsaw skyscrapers are kino though!

you love being slaves to your corporate (((owners))), we already knew that tubby

more like
>functional metropoli
as opposed to
>my le comfy place to sit in the grass :)

randomstreetview.com/us

let's see what most of the country really looks like

warsaw is an american city

trees and fields i guess

America deserves to be nuked 100% unironically.

>This is what real culture looks like silly americans!

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>randomstreetview.com/us
>hit Next twice
>its a road I used to drive on

What the fuck?

this

This but with Wawa instead of Perkins

>Yup, just living the dream over here in Europe!

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Looks like the South

muh HISTORY

suburbs and rural shitholes

>most euros will never get to experience a neatly crafted American metropolies
SAD!

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you can find streets that look worse in every major american city my man

Any day now...

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Lol at this pathetic boomer who probably unironically calls himself a "patriot" doing damage control, you're fooling nobody

except buildings without windows and poor roofing are condemned and not supposed to be lived in

in europe its just da-da's house

In America it's pa, ma, you, and your sister/wife's home in good ol Dixie

all of Lonesome Crowded West

i suddenly get an urge to get a governmental license to ride a bike with my regulated helmet and reflective vest when i see european city pictures

>europe known for generations of inbreeding and incest
>america is alabama

damn

Anyone who has a problem with this photo are beta communist cucks

>europoors get btfo and bail on thread
classic

Oh no whatever will we do

>spam a bunch of pics that prove their point without engaging with them
>they get bored and leave
epic patriot destroys you'reapeeins with facts and logic