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ITT: Hack singers
Ethan Butler
Jack Roberts
Ironic shitposting is still shitposting
Neck yourself
Brayden Davis
if you dont like her dont post about her fag
Ayden Murphy
Seething zoomer scum
Benjamin Gray
nah just sick of seeing her mong face when nobody here likes her yet still shills her with these fucking posts
Ryan Lopez
What did this lil gentrifier imply by this?
Lucas Gonzalez
Based!
Levi Morgan
___ _____ ____ ___ _____ _____ ____
Jace Flores
>"For Billie in particular it's really exciting because she is such a big part of the Apple artist community and someone the whole company has really rallied around," added Schusser. "It's amazing to see the positive reaction from our subscribers."
>Vice Chairman of Interscope Geffen A&M Steve Berman explained "These pre-add numbers are incredibly exciting for Billie, and a real validation of everything we - the artist, Darkroom (A&R), Apple, and Interscope - have worked together on over the last three years."
>Apple has worked with Eilish for a few years, starting from March 2017 at an artist's showcase at SXSW, before being named as an Apple Music 'Up Next' artist and featured in interviews on Beats 1. Artist development firmPlatoon, bought by Apple in 2018, signed Eilish for a distribution and services deal in January 2016, giving the artist more of a connection to the iPhone maker.
Carter Walker
This is a Billie Thread. Not a hack singers thread.
Brandon Wilson
I would ______ Billie Eilish's big toe
Asher Cook
She’s actually said this before in interviews.
Asher Wright
>January 2016
Is this when she was signed to Interscope?
The video for Ocean Eyes was released in March 2016, so it would make sense.
Leo Wilson
Stop shilling this cunt
Bentley Reyes
Billie Eilish =/= hack singer.
Camden Watson
cut the nail of
Nathaniel Diaz
you start op
Landon Campbell
Her bro is the real artist.
Liam Ward
kill yourself if you like this shit
Nathan Mitchell
Have sex.
Jackson Moore
waste a 9mm on
Juan Thomas
You still think she's a good singer?
youtube.com
Anthony Miller
Landon Clark
>not flirting
instagram.com
Owen Torres
Curry just looks like he smells of fried conch and Gatorade.
Jace Gomez
you post her to keep her in the minds of Yea Forums and look her up and eventually find to like it. well i listened to her stuff and it stinks. stop posting this whore.
Ian Ortiz
Protip: conch is a notorious aphrodisiac.
Kevin Reed
CIA psyop
Hudson Sanchez
THIS NEEDS TO BE A HIT. IT'S HER CATCHIEST SONG.
youtube.com
Joshua Hall
Fuck off and die retard
Christopher Lewis
Me
Jason Brown
She'd have to improve a lot to be considered a hack
Cameron Richardson
[insert your favorite artists here]
John Fisher
Bad bad news
I'm a plant, not gonna lose
Interscope has got the crew
Just add payola
William Smith
God this is shit.
No wonder its pop.
Jacob Mitchell
These have to be the most mechanical song lyrics I've heard in a while. Literally sounds like a university student's final project in a songwriting class.
Ian Wilson
It's literally trap. Hear that bass and high hats?
Brayden James
Imagine being such a poor singer you ruin great production with a sub-par vocal performance.
Ian Collins
Original article?
Connor Harris
Figures.
Camden Rivera
Bland as hell.
Jaxon Adams
This board is obsessed with Billy Elish. Embarrassing.
Not really my kind of place.
Julian Nguyen
jesus, she is pedestrian. if this is considered a "great" singer then its all over for the music labels
fuck zoomers will fucking suck on anything theyre told to even if it sucks.
zoomers are the new hive mindset - just 1 up me
James Baker
What's wrong with her singing, might I ask?
Owen Bennett
Is she tranny?
Caleb Hernandez
Does she have ANY black fans?
I ask, because I know she's associated quite heavily with hip hop, yet I went down to the venue right before her show started the other day in my city, and about 95% of the people waiting in line to see her were basic white girls. I think I saw maybe six black girls and two black guys (excluding Denzel of course) out of 9k people waiting.
Carter Watson
accidentally step on
Dylan Perry
I'm new here. Like, genuinely new. What is with this board's spaghetti spilling over this artist? Her sound and image doesn't seem too special. It's so weird to see the board act like this.
Bentley Rodriguez
she is legit shilled by a marketing team here and it pisses us off. every one of these threads has the same few posts repeated and pictures posted, almost bot like. plus they try to sell her as some sort of alternative counter culture thing but it's blatantly manufactured.
Jacob Butler
>What is with this board's spaghetti spilling over this autist?
fixed it for you
Jack Thomas
It's pop and she's a shit vocalist.
Zachary Anderson
Oh, so her popularity is coerced. I see how inorganic that can be.
Caleb Flores
It was from the start. She released a single last summer (Crown) which barely charted, then all of a sudden she was being shilled literally everywhere. This was eight months before her album was released. The whole thing is sketchy as hell even for plant standards.
Brandon Walker
>marketing team here
youre being trolled you dimwit.
Tyler Miller
Fucking kek.
Grayson Cox
She's a teen girl pop star whose music is primarily made for teen girls. Nothing offensive about it.
Joseph Watson
basedpilled
cringepilled
Carter Gomez
i don't give a fuck, it's shit music and there's no teen girls here so get out of here
Connor Butler
t. marketing team
Tyler Clark
I unironically listen to Billie Eilish and enjoy her.
Ask me anything,
Jose Wood
Look at this retard right here
Jayden Bell
Favourite songs and why they're your favourite songs from her?
Carter Nelson
why aren't you dead yet
Parker Gray
Probably Bad Guy and COPYCAT. I like the lyrics to COPYCAT. Bad Guy is really different from her other stuff and actually decent to dance to.
Matthew Nelson
Because drugs haven't killed me yet
Jordan Powell
Do you think Billie may very well be doing drugs despite coming out as anti-drug?
Lincoln Watson
No, her parents watch her like they watch their bank account.
But I wish she was drugs are cool
Cameron Diaz
Andrew Stewart
DESU I get bad vibes about her parents. It seems like they really pushed their kids into the entertainment industry, depriving them of normal childhoods and homeschooling them so they could focus on music and acting. Must have taken a few ques from Joe Jackson.
Brody Jenkins
*slurpy slurpy*
Zachary Allen
yeah id suck her toes.
Xavier Ramirez
Yes
100%
Thomas Jones
How can you tell?
Cooper Price
Checkmate
youtu.be
Daniel Lopez
I FUCK A BLACK GUY
DUH
Luis Davis
One of these days I'm gonna open a pic of this cunt and punch my computer screen as hard as I can, I swear
Anthony Lewis
Have sex.
Jonathan Russell
Dear God, why wouldn't she just use live pitch correction instead of publishing something this embarrassing
Mason Cook
Adrian King
Yea Forums tourist here, why do you fags entertain obvious shill threads if that's such a big issue around this chick? What happened to sage goes in every field?
I dunno much about her but I quite like that "bury a friend" song.
Brandon Bailey
they witches...