i shit myself today
I shit myself today
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Based
To see if I still piss
I
Focus on the shit
A Minor
C Major
D Major
I pooped myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stretch
The only thing that's real
The poop falls through my hole
The old familiar scent
Try to push it all away
But I remember every shit
What have I become
My sweetest shit
Every crap I take
Has Some food, still in bits
And you could have it all
My empire of crap
I will let you down
I will make you shit
I wear these skid-marked pants
Upon my porcelain throne
Full of massive turds
But I am still alone
Beneath the stains of poo
The diapers disappear
You want to take a piss
But I'm still shitting in here
What have I become
My sweetest shit
Every crap I take
Has Some food, still in bits
And you could have it all
My empire of crap
I will let you down
I will make you shit
If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way
The only thing that's meal
Fuck it always gets me
same
I laughed but I still fucking hate you because you're a phoneposting CUNT.
>You want to take a piss
>But I'm still shitting in here
Hello, I'm Johnny Cash, back from the dead to sing this song for you.
i sneed myself today
absolutely based, setting this as my ringtone right now
You better go to the doctors really.
based schizo
beautiful
based and shitpilled
MY BUM FEELS LIKE A BURNING RING OF FIRE
holy fucking BASED
>mfw i listened to this while taking a huge crap
how can I save this, it's absolutely shitiful
I’ve enabled downloads now, have fun.
based
thank you, based user
I shart myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real
The pressure tears a hole
The old familiar stink
Try to drip it all away
But I can smell everything
What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Everything I eat turns to shit in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of mart
I will let you down
I will make you shart
top kek
Fuck all of you retards for disrespecting this man's legacy. Seriously go fuck yourselves faggots
Take two lads.
I remember people posting this Johnny Cash shit joke from a year ago, and I always wanted someone to sing this. Thank you, mr based.
haha feaces!!!
We need to make you famous.
He didn't write that song
cringe
no im not u cunt
based
The Man In Black and Brown himself
bless you man