I shit myself today

i shit myself today

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yo check out this guy's size

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Based

To see if I still piss

I
Focus on the shit

A Minor
C Major
D Major

I pooped myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stretch
The only thing that's real

The poop falls through my hole
The old familiar scent
Try to push it all away
But I remember every shit

What have I become
My sweetest shit
Every crap I take
Has Some food, still in bits
And you could have it all
My empire of crap
I will let you down
I will make you shit

I wear these skid-marked pants
Upon my porcelain throne
Full of massive turds
But I am still alone

Beneath the stains of poo
The diapers disappear
You want to take a piss
But I'm still shitting in here

What have I become
My sweetest shit
Every crap I take
Has Some food, still in bits
And you could have it all
My empire of crap
I will let you down
I will make you shit

If I could start again
A million miles away
I would keep myself
I would find a way

The only thing that's meal

Fuck it always gets me

same

I laughed but I still fucking hate you because you're a phoneposting CUNT.

>You want to take a piss
>But I'm still shitting in here

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Hello, I'm Johnny Cash, back from the dead to sing this song for you.

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i sneed myself today

absolutely based, setting this as my ringtone right now

You better go to the doctors really.

based schizo

beautiful

based and shitpilled

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MY BUM FEELS LIKE A BURNING RING OF FIRE

holy fucking BASED

>mfw i listened to this while taking a huge crap

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how can I save this, it's absolutely shitiful

I’ve enabled downloads now, have fun.

based

thank you, based user

I shart myself today
To see if I still feel
I focus on the stain
The only thing that's real
The pressure tears a hole
The old familiar stink
Try to drip it all away
But I can smell everything

What have I become
My sweetest friend?
Everything I eat turns to shit in the end
And you could have it all
My empire of mart
I will let you down
I will make you shart

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top kek

Fuck all of you retards for disrespecting this man's legacy. Seriously go fuck yourselves faggots

Take two lads.

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I remember people posting this Johnny Cash shit joke from a year ago, and I always wanted someone to sing this. Thank you, mr based.

haha feaces!!!

We need to make you famous.

He didn't write that song

cringe

no im not u cunt

based

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The Man In Black and Brown himself

bless you man