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All the metal albums I listen to are older than me.
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more like this?
t. doesn't listen to metal at all
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deathrash
e3 edition
Post your favorite track from this album.
HUH
THERE IS NO
LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVE
Slaughterday
The drums dude. The drums.
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who here /drunk as fuck/
Fixed your album cover, bro. I hope you don't mind.
Eternal Champion - The Armor of Ire
Torn From the Womb
Check Cirith Ungol and Liege Lord out.
Either Robbing the Grave or Destined to Fester.
>Ɔarkspace
Post your favorite death metal album.
Post quintessential uwu metal
who else watching the e3 Doom gemeplay?
me
It seems to be catching on in this thread too.
AAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Considering the album you poested contains a cover of the opener of this album you should check it out.
>releases DSBM album
>immediately suicides
based
About to listen to this bad boy. Notice the alien getting fucked.
Except for the huenigger who created this band. He is still alive, but he is married. Now he'll have real reasons to kill himself.
Has a DSBM musician ever killed himself on stage?
Morbid Angel with keyboards.
Didn't mean to reply, sorry
Thy Light is based though
Nah, they're Nocturnus.
Based. I like comparing bands to other bands.
Nocturnus without keyboards
Grip of Winter, because its fun to sing along to, but Slaughterday has my favorite riff.
Nah, they’re Morbid Angel.
Anybody got a sludge chart? The one I'm looking for is somewhat recent I believe.
That's all good and shit, but I don't think the two are all that comparable honestly. They're much different in style, even though both have insane lead guitars, but that's mainly it.
What is your favorite Sabbat JP albums
Morbid Angel with keyboards without keyboards
So just Morbid Angel, then?
Nocturnus without keyboards with keyboards without keyboards
Because you like Nocturnus without keyboards.
Because you like boipussi and anime feet (I hope)
You know an album is good when you get answers for different songs.
Dubs don't lie.
>I ate too many hamburgers.
Metal for this feel?
grindcore isn't metal but this is the first thing I thought of
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i want hamburgers
also hey guys im back from my ban
>getting banned
just go incognito if you have dynamic ip and you're all good
BEST POLISH BLACK METAL???
how did you get banned?
Batushka
Mgla
Mgla
gay replies
Whoops, forgot to mention Behemoth. :;)
Infernum, Graveland, Legion, and Darken
no that doesnt work
posting this girl's twitter twitter.com
Moogwah or Evilfeast.
do you have static or dynamic ip?
>Besoymoth
>Graveland
Haven't listened to them before. They sound similar to Bathory according to MA.
>consoling with MA
don't
If you want some Polish BM that sounds like Bathory, listen to Iuvenes. Graveland is good too though.
yeah, MA is full of autists. my bad.
Why is the polish metal scene so gay?
Is this the metal AOTY?
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Based mods
Do they sound like Hammerheart Bathory?
static i dont control the configurations cause it's my roommate's router for the whole house
For me? It's Morbid Angel.
F.U.R.I.A.
I got banned a few times while static so it sucks, but oh well.
>deathcore
Fucking lame and weak
Darkthrone put out the AOTY so far
There's a new Malum album. Are they any good?
Best French black metal?
it's not deathcore, it's glam slam
Blut Aus Nord
Blah blah, it's a fucking deathcore band, they say it themselves on their fucking Bandcamp
They can tag their album with "slamming brutal deathcore" all they want, it's still shitty deathcore that sounds plastic and weak
Not even worthy of being a "meme", it's just pathetic
who pissed in your cereal this morning grandpa?
Now that's a Reddit.
what is some /meal/ to poison my neighbor's cats to?
Nice, though I prefer Antaeus
doesn't get better than this
What is the strangest metal album of all time?
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Sailor Moon confirmed for best /metal/ anime.
why is he gripping that neck so hard
>His favorite shows are Sailor Moon and Gundam and some of his favorite games include Doom, Metal Gear Solid and Quake III: Arena. He had an online Quake III death match clan known as the "Sailor Scouts" (as its leader, "Sailor Meanie") and created his own zDoom stage, "Chambers of Dis", during the recording session for "Heretic," that was once for download off the Morbid Angel webpage.
based
Based Trey
Trey is pure
Uhh I think one of their albums is more in the vein of viking metal, it's all keyboards and stuff idk.
Move over Sóyopticon, this is the real Panopticon
other than Sigh, Unexpect are pretty weird and Swallowed - Lunarterial is strange in its own way. maybe not of all time though
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Jesus Christ why is doom/Goth (whatever that is) so shit
Burzum
EUGH
Why don't you
PULL THE PLAAAAUAUAUUAAUUAGH
I wonder if Chuck got put on life support when he was about to die and if he kept saying that
Just one of those days where I crave the sound of metal but I know that I’m probably not going to enjoy listen to it.
PLAGA
no they can't even slam oldschool style
are all amerifats drinking right now because its raining everywhere and theres nothing else to do
Americans don't need to drink.They just self ferment the vast amount of food in their gut.
Kek
formerly sneed's
does anyone feel like they need to get "into the mood" in order to properly enjoy certain albums?
Do you guys got battle jackets? post
This is why you listen to GROOVE and fuckin enjoy it
of course. your mood effects everything you do.
of course
uwot
Want to sleep because it's close to 6AM and I haven't yet but I'm also so fucking insanely irrationally angry I'm punching everything in my fucking apartment
What metal do I listen to for this occasion? I'm fucking done with this fucking shit
I don't even think I like any metal anymore, it all bores me, it's so fucking annoying
What the fuck do I do?
Listen to Suffocation
practice screaming
Don't tell me you only listen to metal, user
Don't be that kind of faggot. You need to listen to mellow shit to appreciate it again
do most of you guys dislike behemoth or is it just from their poor recent album that they're not being discussed? i really like the apostasy desu
LOCK EM UP - VERY TIGHT!
It's what makes me fucking live
I'll just listen to a different subgenre if I get bored, I just haven't found what scratches the itch I have right now yet and it's so fucking annoying
I only ever listened to them when they released decade of therion and slaves shall serve. That was prime Behemoth. Got no idea what happened now
what subgenres have you been listening to?
Any good metal to hate weeaboos to?
listen to weird avant-garde shit
Maybe Reek of the Unzen Gas Fumes
Love the drumming on this
Bell Witch - Mirror Reaper might do the job for you
or Hell - Hell III
Same.
I think the best thing to do while listening to metal on the computer is to read an article or watch compilations.
To me, it's jerking off to live camwhores or catfish people and jerk off
Anything that includes touching myself while listening to metal is the ultimate fucking pleasure in life
kek. there's no denying that.
listen to death side
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live camwhores are just going to fuck up your serotonin and energy
but i agree, their audio is usually so shit that even bad metal is better to listen to, let alone good meatl
That depends on the metal. I can't focused shit when it makes me headbang I gotta sing along and thrash the fuck out
it's amazing how much time I can jerk it while listening to metal and not thinking of anything arousing without either cumming or going soft.
Anyone who listened to the new Bodom, how did you like it?
we are so similar
What's some good new sludge metal, lads
Chimera > DMDS
more like this?
True
wrong thread
New OM album when
false
don't entry
War
Those arms raising up don't look right.
>inb4 it's thrash
German death metal? Cool.
Thrash more like belongs in the trash
OK
I'LL DO IT
>CHOPPED IN HAAAUUGGGHH
>FEEL THE BLOOD SPILL FROM YOUR MAAAUUGGHH
dark angel is death metal
What's the metal album with the black egg?
Greatest hits albums are shit.
don't let the cover fool you. it's actually good.
skeleton metal was better
Is metal mostly for white people?
does a bear shit in the woods
not really unless you get into NSBM
after all the Brazilniggers, i dont know
Guys check out my album called "the darkness of beiveries"
it's only for whites
i'm filipino
most of the mexicans and south americans i've met can get into metal too
who here going to hellfest
Dark Crusade
flip here too, where you at rn?
do you have any metal-related regrets
Talking your mom out of your abortion with that picture.
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most of them are latinos
metal equivalent of this?
Flip here too and hey i listen to that band too
Check this out dude
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Fuck i forgot to erase my name lol
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what do you listen to when you have a headache
nothing
lmao
i dont like death metal because the albums are too long
what's a good time for a death metal album?
You mean prog,alt,post,doom metal
35 min
those just suck regardless except for old school doom
Metal to blast during a hot summer night? It’s so warm that I can’t fall asleep.
based grindbro
Varathron - His Majesty at the Swamp
Rotting Christ - Thy Mighty Contract
I'm curious what /metal/ thinks of Headbangers Ball
anyone here seen morta skuld live? how are they im thinking of going to see them in august
Something about the muddy guitar tone and Des's tribal drumming is really soothing to me
Surf crossover
not old enough to remember it
Most overrated metal album of all time desu. 3/10
Not even the reincarnation hosted by Jamey from Hatebreed?
thanks bro. wtf are they gonna call the next one aways III II? Or will they go for V this time because its a cool letter?
probably pic related but I could have easily posted any of these or LAEFS
this hands down
Which demographic is metal targeted towards?
was not aware of it
>LAEFS
I'm sorry. What does that stand for?
boys with high energy who want to LIVE FAST
but the first half is so good don't you even like clear windowpane
oh. I’m an idiot
>Why yes, folk metal is my favorite genre. How could you tell?
>your favorite death metal
Can’t choose between Leprosy, Slowly We Rot and The IVth Crusade
I don't remember a single song off of it. It's got the worst guitar tone I have ever heard. The vocals are horrendous too
Anyone want to throw out some more obscure OSDM albums. Some user posted a Cenotaph and Impaler album a thread or two ago. Looking for more that I might have missed over the years.
but I'm a slow boy who likes doom, sludge and stoner metal
what even are any good folk bands besides windir and moonsorrow
arkana and heidevolk are some of my favs
arkona* baka how did that happen
BASED
do you not like doom at all
DISCOVER AND CONCEIVE THE SECRET WEAAAALTH
AAAND PASS IT ONTO YOUR BREEEED
BECOME YOUR OWN CONGREGAAATIOOON
AND MEASURE THE SOVEREIGNTY OF IIITS
INVIGORAAAATIOOOOOOOOOOOOON
>about to jack off
metal for this feel?
jus listen to raw power
not that user but I like doom and that album is shit
also I hope to god you're not doing it to the comic you got that pic from
see
what's shit about it the fuzzy guitar tone is sedative and riffs like in haag are great
>just finished jacking off
metal for THIS feel?
>about to start jacking off
metal for this feel?
>currently jacking off
metal for this feel?
Is that you Gero-30?
>transphobia
>crypto-fascism
theres nothing crypto about it
now begone, discord tranny
whom'st'd've?
>>transphobia
>>crypto-fascism
death-doom
>He doesn't know
I always thought they were lesser-known Yea Forumscore, but whatever.
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>have 2 months of cold snowy winter
>everything sounds awesome but theres not enough time to enjoy it
>have 6 months of blazing heat
>everything sounds like shit
AAAAHHH I FUCKING HATE SUMMER
WHY THE FUCK ARE SCANDINAVIAN LANGUAGES SO HARD TO LEARN
I made a song: youtu.be
Only 1 minutes long so pls listen
How fucking stupid American you are? It is like 86 degrees here in the summer currently
>outro is over 20 minutes long
Crust Punk or Grindcore, blast it at as loud as your ears can stand.
I always listen either when I'm pissed or frustrated and surprisingly it calms me down.
OM
>implying I'm amerimutt
I'm in northern Balkan where it's extra spicy outside, even more so given that I can't stand heat at all
I usually wear t-shirts in winter time so summer is extra fucked when I can't take anything off to cool myself down
Fuck off Fahrenheit Fags.
>Sharing a general with am*rifats
Fucking cringe
Eternal champion, atlantean kodex, manilla road
In the grip of winter
10/10 album
IAK SAKAKH IA SHA XUL desu
>tfw no mexican grindcore/death metal gf
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based (and redpilled)
Maybe Morbid Angel went to shit because of modern anime, MGS sequels and too many Doom mods
What is the most punk metal band that is still metal?
OH SAY CAN YOU SEE
liers in wait, molested, grotesque, seance
>red
Abigail
Entombed and Dismember
well yeah red is the most metal color
>One copy of Eluveitie's 'Everything Remains as it Never Was' on vinyl, please.
Motorhead
Give me some Italian metal about based Benito
Repulsion
Ministry is a bunch of anarcho-faggots now, so probably them
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>The Reddit in the Sky is Ours
>Fear Factory
Concrete ftw: youtube.com
sounds more raw and conveys more "grittiness"
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South american dm
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sweet jesus
>tfw too late in the thread to ask faggots what the fuck they're blasting
I'm immersed in the evil atmosphere on pic related. I dunno if they use a lot of diminished 5th intervals or whatever, but it's unsettling in a good way.
I just opened the tyrant trooper one and that fat guy looks like the kind of mom to complain at burger king that the tomatoes are too salty or some minor shit, then try to get coupons for next time from said complaint
Did Chuck give the best head in metal?
>Tyrant Trooper
I remember months ago some user was looking for this album, but his cover description was way off
I just woke up and was thinking of going with some Meth Drinker
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metal for when you’re tired?
anybody here like tichnicil dith mitul?
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I like doom but I’m not a fan of the clean vocals.
>bagger at a grocery store
>guy with a Death shirt comes into my checkout lane
>real cool dude
thanks Death, hi Jerry
is this a seinfeld joke I don't get or somethin'
no his name was Jerry
IT’S TIME
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>not liking clean vocals
>liking doom
pick one. Doom has clean vocals. sludge and atmoshit are different genres.
So sludge is basically doom but with harsh vocals?
IAK SAKAKH IA SHA XUL
New Bethlehem is so disappointing bros
sludge is unironically doomcore
also there's doom subgenres with harsh vocals, only old school doom has purely clean vocals