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judas priest sucks
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
OSDM edition
Listening to these guys. Cool stuff.
does anyone listen to these guys unironically
king crimson - starless and bible black
based op
ildjarn is a litmus test for tryhard pseuds. completely boring garbage
How many hours per day do you spent browsing /metal/?
>tfw 8+ hours a day
What are some good metal albums about Kings?
the split with hate forest is pretty good
>racist lyrics
>crappy cheap recording
>blackened schlager metal
>atrocious english
i fucking love this album
WHITE BOY
WHITE GIRL
I listen to around 7 albums per day
Based and drainpilled
That album has better tracks though, at least in my opinion
I've come to realize my taste in hip hop isn't what most people's are, College Boy and Puppet Master are some of the biggest highlights on the record for me
based fucking riffs
Don't get me wrong, College Boy is great, I just think it's beat out by 1D, Steve Jobs, Obedient, For You and I'm Goofy. Puppet Master is a cute moment as a wind-down but not super necessary. Also
>my taste in hip hop isn't what most people's are
No shit, you like Bladee and 99% of people despise him.
same person shilling
postem!
rate too please!
Whether they are not this is a metal general not a hip hop general
lol
I guess that's fair, I'm just not a big hip hop guy so I'm not too learned on it in general
ONLY GRIME IS REAL MATE
Fun fact: the term "Black Metal" comes from the blues band Black Sabbath, they were the first blues band to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Black Metal", named after the band who invented the genre
Metallica at Slane Castle today.
based
no one cares about metallica, now fuck off
But wouldn't it then be called Black Sabbath metal?
imagine paying money to stand right at the back and watch a bunch of 50-year olds play crappy hard rock
Cute they still pull in huge crowds even though they haven't released a good album in over two decades.
Based bi-polar poster
No Sabbath Metal is an entirely different entity witch combines the slow riffs of Black Sabbath with the religious themes of Master of Reality.
Trouble would be an example of Sabbath Metal
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Interesting
excellent album
it's good. it's really, really fucking good and you should listen to it even if you only have a passing interest in brutal death metal.
i will continue shilling i do not care. more people need to pay attention to this.
t. nu-male
>mfw just discovered Nordic people can still make music with balls
yep sure fine i'm a nu-male now listen to the album
i like the first lp but i have shit taste so
I'm not too fond of this vocal style.
you know what? I will
will report back later with my thoughts
incredibly nu-male response
Is this brutal death metal or technical death metal?
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kevin, this is your "faggot" boss
you're fired
understandable
thank god i didn't want to be the only one
No Kev in my department. I'm safe, though you have outed yourself.
yes yes yes
best post ITT
Based
Has there been any good heavy metal/power metal released this year? I've gone off black and death metal.
riot city was genuinely good heavy metal
stay drained
You and me have very similar tastes, user.
I'LL FUCK YOU IN THE SUN
OK, that is EXACTLY the kind of music I'm looking for. Like a relic from the 80's.
if you like it, check out traveler s/t next
thank u user, v good taste
im in love with goregrind atm
always la. thx for the reminder tho
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>goregrind
Give me your top three, user.
i bought that revenge cd a while back and i still have the patch that came in the jewel case
it's pretty badass
too bad i don't know how to sew for shit
Forensic Fugues and Medicolegal Medleys
Reek of Putrefaction
Apology for Pathology
Is my chart too normie?
not him but mine are:
Reek of Putrefaction
Surgical Disembowelment
The Pile of Decayed Entrails
Yes, much too normie
+Axis of Perdition
+Peste Noire
+Anaal Nathrakh
+Silencer
I don't think normies listen to Mutiilation.
>i don't know how to sew for shit
Come on user it isn’t hard at all, I learned that shit without even looking at tutorials. Wish all revenge merch wasn’t all sold out, I wanted that “Nihilist Militant” so bad when I first saw it.
Thanks, will check them out lately I’ve been really trying to expand my musical tastes.
where do you land on this scientifically proven chart, user?
i still have a lot of classic goregrind records to listen to
Yeah, bretty gud stuff user. I've been neglecting this for a while, but I really got into this type of metal a few months back when I finally started listening to Malmsteen.
I enjoy some high iq but I love the average iq stuff. ulver, darkthrone, judas iscariot, alcest, peste noire, silencer, all some of my favorite bands.
>Your cuntry
>your fav metal album
>your fav album in your language, metal or not
Comfy evening of beer, discussion of scholastic ethics and new Darkthrone and Idle Hands. What's /m/'s Saturday night like?
Anyone here moved from virgin "black metal" to Chad Christian black metal? Let's be honest here, Horde did what the early Norwegian black metal scene did but ten times better
G O R E G R I N D
Sweden
Don't Break the Oath
Shining - Halmstad (metal)
Lars Demian - Tur (non metal)
>that ICE band
holy shit, what a throwback. People used to think they were the new Immortal. Complete garbage, of course.
>Nargaroth
lmao good thing that's low iq.
My iq is above average with bands like Mutiilation, Beherit, and Blasphemy.
I'm a pious Catholic, but the only worthwhile Christian metal is Reverorum ib Malacht and Panegyrist.
>Scotland
>Forgotten Tomb - Songs to Leave
>See above
The umbrella of my IQ swallows the majority of this albums therefore I’m supreme.
based high IQ caveman
apator should be the gold standard
MOUNTAINS
OF
M
I
G
H
T
AND GOD WILL WATCH YOU BURN
admittedly apator was very threatening to the status-quo
+posthumous regurgitation, carcass
plasma sucks lol
+revenge
>Canada
>Ritual of Infinity
>ditto
Russia
Tiamat - Wildhoney.
Zmey Gorynich - Mother Russia
GOD OF HEAVEN
HEAR MY CRIES
OF ANGUISH
IM
IN
PAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIINNNNNNNNNNN
I should note I don't know any metal albums in Gaelic, but I'd like to
abbath? more like soi bath
>Anthropolatri
lolwat
take it back
>le meme black metal man
based
low iq reply
my music player is set to sort the albums by the date added to library, and i didnt only download goregrind recently, that's why Anthropolatri is showing in that screenshot
I want some catchy chunky groovy death metal like early Dying Fetus. Any recs? Thanks.
nice, do you like them?
dyscarnate
didn't listen to it yet
You are a pussy-ass homosexual.
>Turkey
>youtube.com
>metal: youtube.com
>non-metal: youtube.com
About 1488
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we got people from all over the world in a metal thread
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I feel violated.
Such an unMetal crowd. Had free tickets; no thanks.
I do wish brother Hetfield the best, though.
Ireland
Eclipse
None.
I had the option for free tickets too. I saw them back in 2003 and 2005 I think, that was enough.
RATM? Leave the hall.
it's pretty tourist
you sound fildered frend
Stupid meme kys
>tsundere gf who bullies you for liking metal > boring basic bitch metal gf
fuck off
Low IQ rifflet detected
damn i wish I had a Tsjunder gf
to be fair most of the high iq albums are gay
Most to the tech side. Not too fast or abrasive, yet. Mostly well balanced.
>Happy Days and Mgla are only for straight, masculine men
is absu - tara the best usbm album? its probably my favourite but i havent listened to much from the us
black funeral is the patrician choice
I don't think language matters much when it comes to extreme metal.
I usually luker around here, but I think it would be necessary to post this.
Andre Matos died today.
He was one of the founders of Viper, Angra, Shaman etc.
Joe Biden made this chart.
figures joe would like Liturgy
Joe is our guy
fucking shit
F
too bad HHH is a dedicated member of the /yanggang/
That text doesn't fit at all
This used to get memed elsewhere, but it's very good
Bunch of these arent even fucking metal either.
America
Alcest- le secret
The Antlers- Hospice
t. nu-male
True
he's just an emotional guy. give him a break, grandpa
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deathrash
technical edition
>tfw new drummer
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
Rate this album
You two are low IQ individuals, like Biden. Sad!
where's sigh?
Trump probably listens to Altar of Plagues
fags who listen to weebshit have no brain activity
Not black metal so I cannot assess IQ level
9/10, though very close to a 10, one of my favorite death metal records.
CALLED FROM THE GRAVE
BY AN UNHOLY SPELL
THE SKELETON ARMY
RISING FROM HELL
THE ARMY OF DARKNESS
ECLIPSES THE SUN
THE LEGION OF DOOM APPROACHES
THE END
HAS ONLY JUST BEGUN
Of course he would listen to TRASH Metal
9/10
9/10 for Out of my Body riff alone
Spain
Stalaggh - Projekt Nihil
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What is your favorite sabbat album (JP)?
BAH NA NUH NUH BAN-R-R-R R-R-R-R-R
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my favorite speed metal band
Unironically like Six Feet Under
Come at me
listen to more death metal then
it's not a band worth your time
what is some high IQ doom metal?
Andre Matos just passed away.
Stevie t
Electric Wizard
can't get past the vocals, desu. does this mean i am retard?
Confessor
Inter Arma
Ufomammut
Wolvennest
Fucking love Syzygial Miscreancy, I don't know why other people don't. Or maybe I just never see anyone praise it :\
What some alt metal for penUs?
Yes
fuck
Cathedral's first album only
Absolutely fucking based
Post hated albums but later on every one loved it
I think you're the only one loving that album, user.
just one of hundreds of florida dm bands
can't talk about them all
hey
Was criticized by many christians and later one it was considered a classic
I like too so.....
I've been gone for like 5 months, why is everyone suddenly into Liturgy? What did I miss?
Fuck i meant to post this
>see Carcass in SF
>Jeff says "its time to come out of the closet..."
>crickets chirping
>"...err, uh the closet of liking Swansong!"
>plays Keep on Rotting
Was lols
That's only the onions-consuming retarded weaklings
Liturgy still sucks
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Even the band themselves introduce the songs off Swansong as "from the bad one"
Albums with this vocal style?
but so special and FAST and weedlywee
holy fuck starting the thread out extra based, simmered and reduced
the only people who hated this were critics
At least it was crap that they actually wanted to make, not a pandering mess of garbage cliches like Surgical.
vomit remnants
What is this that stands before me?
I don't really care for Carcass past their grind albums, Necroticism too sometimes, so I don't have much to weigh in on there. Checked, by the way
I literally only listen to SoS. Masterpiece of deathgrind. Peel sessions are good too
Haven't had my shit slapped in a long time
Post some shit slapping riffs
The debut is killer too, and yeah, Peel Sessions tend to be any given band's best material so it's unsurprising that Carcass' one kills.
About to check out the new Wormlust collab. Anyone else listened yet?
yes
it's ok
great song great album
wonder if he's working on something new
Can I join in on the dubs?
>Peel Sessions tend to be any given band's best material
Absolutely. It helps to like a lot of 80s brit bands in general.
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Didnt like it first listen now it's fine
7-8/10
Must try again.
Ok kids, Third time's the charm.
>tfw you have survived long enough to outlive nu-metal, metalcore, atmoshit and djent
I'm a failure...
Let me show you how it's done
check em
I shall try again for you user
JUST
>tfw you will never get dubs
metal for this feel?
Whats your biggest metal regrets?
Mine was giving away the latest rammenstein album
Check my trips gayboi
I shall get dubs. I swear on my Grandma's Grave.
well done user
Not making the 3 hour drive to see my favorite NSBM band Agalloch in 2015.
Nice.
CHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
I FINALLY DID IT ANONS
Buying a slipknot cd when i was 9
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i like your chart user.
Why do people shit on this album?
/metal/ for this feel?
great/10
The rare great album that starts with its weakest track. I also feel this way about Irae Melanox and Mystic Places of Dawn.
It's very cleanly produced and every song is a solid minute too long. Those are my gripes with it, anyway.
MY LIFE BEGINS AT MIDNIGHT TWELVE
Dehydrated is one of their best songs, though.
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MASTURBATE
TO KILL MYSELF
>B L A S P H E M E R
What metal does he listen to?
Lots of this freaks listen to entry level metal like Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth
I can’t believe people do this. It’s very awkward.
Girugamesh
Bathory
Sabaton.
Stop shilling this mediocre album
Nah it’s good
i'll take a listen
classic
eh... it's ok. this is better though
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>*boing* *boing* *boing* *boing* *boing*
I get what you’re saying, but most of the high iq albums ARE gay
Reverend Bizarre and nothing else
>tfw no tumblr black metal gf
feels bad
>>Jeff says "its time to come out of the closet..."
>>crickets chirping
Everyone knows he's a huge faggot.
Hey, Jeff, take a shower once in a month, you smelly cunt.
Incredible she'd be angry every time you listened to something that wasn't 100% clear on it's opposition against fascism and unironically enjoy Gaylord
It’s like a 6/10 at best, not worth listening to twice
At least he ditched the dreads
He should've ditched his whole head.
it's too based
My kind of girl :^)
the tfw no gf user needs to get off /metal/ and find someone
redpill me on the yamaha 112j please
Torture Rack
excuse me my good friend
>melodeath is bad
>Destroyer 666
>Dissection
>Low IQ
why?
This chart was made to fuck with people. Blasphemy and Beherit are high IQ for some reason.
Man. I remember when Dragonforce used to be good.
Metal with this sound?
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>gf doesn't listen to metal
>but also thinks it's really cool that I like metal
It's a weird feel.
Check out a few first wave and brutal thrash bands.
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PRECESSION OF THE EQUINE OXES
Depends on where Funeral Moon is on there, as it's head and shoulders over hunger.
any black metal album will work just fine
>DARK ARE THE SOULS BURIED IN THE DEPTHS!
Based/10
Leprosy is the best Death album.
Burzum has two (2) good albums.
Anyone listened to this yet?
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Daudi Baldrs and Heil Odin Sire
Bathory has seven (7) good albums.
Hows it going metal fucks
demo 1 and demo 2
That's onions
Inquisition has eight (8) good albums
You better not be dissing Heil Odin Sire
this
Morbid Angel has five (5) good albums.
For some reason I didn’t like Blessed are the Sick. Now it’s finally clicked.
>metal-archives.com
imagine actually having opinions this bad
also post MA cringe in general
First 3, Formulas, and Gateways.
I haven’t listened to Formulas and Gateways yet.
>memebather
>>memebather
Get on it, bud. Gateways has Azathoth's best guitar work. And Formulas is just fuckin weird.
>>>memebather
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bump limit more like (penis) pump limit lmao
>his penis pump has a limit