THE VERDICT

Now that the dust has settled and everyone has listened to Accordion by Madvillain. Which is better?
Dooritos or Cheetos or Fritoes?

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flaming hot cheetos

Well personally I'm leaning towards cheetos because their flaming hot flavor and the jalapeno flavor, along with the puff and popcorn varieties. Although doritos have the buffalo flavor, a nice crisp brunch, are good with boudain, and go great with just about any dip. However, it should be noted that flamin hot cheetos are the singular best chip to dip in spinach dip, a high Dorritos never comes close to topping. Fritos, I believe, shouldn't even be in this competition. I mean sure they're great for bean dip, french onion dip, humus, crab dip, salsa, and cheese dip, but other chips are also better for these types of dips such as tortilla chips, zapps, ruffles, peta chips, etc. This of course makes fritos a sort of jack of all trades if you will and hinders it to being tied to its flavor enhancing dips as it isn't good by itself unless you get the jalepeno kind, the chilli kind or the bbq kind. The only high keeping fritos in this running is that its a sole ingrediant for frito chili cheese pie which is of course delicious.
Im going to have to say:
Cheetos > Dorritos > Fritos
Which is the exact order doom raps them in anyways. Probably because he is a man of culture himself and realizes the true chip hierarchy.

just regular cheetos
fuck all that fake flavored powder

cheetos, the spicy ones

It depends, personally the best doritos are better than the best fritos which are better than the best cheetos.
Takis BTFO's all of them though.

These guys get it.
Chip heretic.
Solid take. Dorritos has excellent highs. Though I weep at you low placement of cheetos, takkis is very high tier.
Truly if we can venture out of the realm of just dorritos, cheetos, and Fritos I'd say zaps, takkis, and the paqui ghost pepper chips are truly the highest tier chips. This of course is just off the top of my head and is 100% subject to change

Fucking based

bump

Fritos are so fucking superior. they don't weird get cheese shit stuck in your teeth and they compliment so many different other foods, like salsa and shit. you can even put Fritos on a sandwich and it tastes ok. Doritos and Cheetos are fucking gross, and inferior to cheez-its when it comes to cheese snacks. everybody here BTFO.

But you can dip Doritos tough, both in Guacamole and hot sauce and many other kinds of sauce.

For me, its Zapps Voodoo

>Zapps Voodoo
Nice and based unconventional contribution. However... Are they as dippable as Doritos though?

Cheetos versatility extends past multiple different mediums beyond the chip realm. For example, they have astroid balls which recently made a comeback to consumer acclaim, chester's hot fries which may technically not be branded as "Cheetos" but it has the iconic cat so its not too far of a reach, the cheetos popcorn, a multitude of flavors, puffs, a baked variety for those seeking healthier options, and even the most exciting mac and cheetos. Whereas Fritos' versatility lies solely in its dip. Which, I will concede it is a fantastic chip to dip with but the flavors outside the original kind are often too strong and become overpowering by the end of a portion control sized snack bag. The variety experienced among fritos lies entirely upon what you put atop it there I cannot change my mind as to my heart's loyalty to fritos but I can see why you might prefer fritos.

Amazing taste. They have the most perplexing flavor between a salt and vinegar chip and a bbq chip. The voodoo flavor also features a hot n spicy variation which also hits the spot just right, moreso than their jalepeno flavor which has too potent of an artifical jalepeno taste to enjoy over an extended period of chips. Try them with cajun crab dip. I recommend the crawfish flavor, regular, and voodoo varieties for your dipping adventures.

They are not, however, their texture is much more crisp, crunchy, and fresh than that of a dorrito and their flavors while not as consistent as Dorritos have much higher peaks than dorritos. The only dorrito flavor I find below par is the sweet chilli flavor whereas with zapps I find the jalepeno flavor too potent, the regular too bland, and the salt and vinegar kind to be rather pointless given the voodoo flavor is much more readily available and far more complex in taste. Despite these low vallets in flavor I'd say the regular zaps are roughly albeit a bit less dippable than dorritos, but I'd take voodoo zaps over doritos regardless of any dip dorritos goes well with

You frens wouldn't happen to live in louisiana, would y'all? I cannot think of anywhere else with zapps unless they are available statewide in which case that would be a surprise to me

fig-leaf bicarbonate/dragon's blood

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What is this sorcery.

some /biz/ meme.
I'm a newfag with tinnitus, so I can't listen to music anymore, but those are my favourite track off the album.

Spicy Sweet Chili Doritos DO NOT @ ME

EVERYONE ITT IS WRONG
Doritos Dinamita combines the flavor and shape of Flamin' Hot Cheetos with the taste of Doritos thus creating the perfect chip. It can be dipped, and is the greatest cheese snack ever made.

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Amen
Amener

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I haven't tried the spicy version I will have to order some that sounds amazing
I am from north Texas, my first time trying zapps though was at a baseball tournament in Louisiana as a kid. It was the cajun crawtaters, they changed my life.

The only thing about them is I wish the lime flavor was a bit more subtle. They're amazing and it'd be nice to see more flavor varieties such as maybe a spicy lemon variant or an something else in the citrus vein. Great take user

Also the racetrack has stations in my area started stocking zapps like 4 years ago. I had to order them before that

Ahhh sweet, since you're in texas does that mean you guys have boudain and cracklins there?
Sweet, racetracks are amazing. They're always ahead of the curve. They are the first place I recall having the bang energy drinks stocked in almost all the flavors. I love that place

Pseudo-texan based bump

Yeah you can find cracklins but I've never been too big of a fan. Those pork rhyne type snacks upset my stomach for some reason. Zapps and Snyders honey mustard pretzels are usually my go to

The cracklins usually hurt my teeth because of how hard they are but the taste is good. Anne's pretzels are great if y'all have one there. Also sonic's pretzels are surprisingly good. They don't have honey mustard flavor at sonic but I'm sure they have a sauce of the sorts.

I’m keto so it’s only pork rinds for me.

Rip user. My gf is keto and she can't hardly eat anything anywhere when we go out. How do you manage? Though the custom keto starbucks drink she gets is pretty good

Lol RIP. OP must decide.