/metal/

YOU ARE INSANE

YOU ARE INSANE

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So Long Suckers

these are my favorites but admittedly it's pretty cringe
idk what do you think
n-not like i care heh

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does death/doom count?

...

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World Coming Down

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youre not bm, so youre gay kys

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WHEN THE PRIEST KILLED A MAIDEN IN THE MEEEETAL CHURCH
ARMORED SAINTS AND WARLOCKS WATCHED THE SLAAAAUGHTER
RAGE OF THE SLAYER FORCED THE PREEETTY MAIDS
TO KISS THE QUEEN IN CRIMSON GLOOORY

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Bruh, look at this dude -PFFFFT HAHAHAHAHA - OH LOOK AT THE TOP OF HIS HEAD AHAHAHAHA OH NO NO HAHAAHHAHAHA

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Pic.
Had Vitus went with bit more harsh vocals than this demo youtube.com/watch?v=W5mSydFjr9c
they just might've been first Sludge band

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>paid to hike in the Norwegian countryside
pretty based, famalam

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Probably Life is Killing Me by Type 0 Negative. It was the album that got me into them and they were the first metal band that I got into, so it makes sense.
That's a great choice user

Haven't heard any of those except for Cryptopsy. I'll check 'em out. Thanks for sharing.

mate, he's a city councillor

Having a healthy lifestyle with routine and workplace relationships is an important part of being an adult, but of course a manchild wouldn't understand that.

BORN TO LOSE
LIVE TO WIN
OUTLAWS LIVIN IN A WORLD OF SIN
I DON'T NEED A HOME
I DON'T WANT A WIFE
ONE PERCENT
FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE

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I can't stop listening to OSDM.

God tier blackened cavern-core.

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i wanna learn metal songs on guitar
is it 100% necessary for it to be a steel string or is that just something gatekeepers say

>genre is called metal
>no steel string

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>all these GOAT albums so far this year
>still Mayhem, Leviathan and Teitanblood to look forward to
Feels good to be black

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Mirror Reaper.

dont meme me boy, tell me

>Leviathan
nice
massive conspiracy 2.0 please wrest

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Just sharing this since OP didn't provide it and I'd hate for people to miss out,

The Ogre Packet Slammers - Giant Green Destruction (2019)
>Shrekcore Deathcore, essential cover of the Smash Mouth hit "All Star" included

youtube.com/watch?v=y7zRyf9oH9w
youtube.com/watch?v=06Ha1TdAcFA

mega.nz/#F!cD5lEQ4Z!gsE1MJ51eOyEGsYdJ3B4Rg

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That whole "SHREK LOL" meme phase was (and unfortunately still is) so fucking bad man. I get it, Shrek is love Shrek is life was really random and edgy, but fuck did it get really annoying really fast. It was around that period where everyone was saying that their favourite anime is Cory in the house and bee movie and shit and it was just so annoying. Shit memes is on of the few reasons to use normiebook and that whole "it's totally not random "humour" bro, this shit's ironic" phase was fucking horrible.
OP is a faggot once again

BM is the only subgenre with consistently good releases every year. All the others maybe have a handful each. 2015 and 2016 were GOAT.
youtube.com/watch?v=VtVKgl-eT1o
youtube.com/watch?v=s_PYJYTicbE
youtube.com/watch?v=-K30kAV0Mmc

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where is new leviathan already tho, it's been 4 years

It truly is god’s chosen sub-genre.

autistic zoomer faggots

>Söyviathan

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>these
>goat
ehhh 2014 was better

have sex

shut up nerds its fun

"Have sex" is a much funnier meme than Shrek

that's cause the shrek meme is from like 2013 which in internet time is like a decade ago

It's called 'Die to this'. He planned to release it in 2018 but he recently ran into issues. See

bardomethodology.com/articles/2018/07/18/leviathan-interview/

>the shrek meme is from like 2013
Yeah, that's why these guys are making Shrek-themed slam metal in 2018.
Normiebook humour peaked with "haha long boy" man...

>Normiebook humour peaked with "haha long boy"
i don't know what this means pls explain

Na, you just don't get it, Shrek is a surreal nightmare trip of a movie. It's so much more than just that 1 meme. The movie is this very emblematic example of how the need to produce media/good/services just for the sake of economic solvency leads to just otherworldly, hedonistic, intellectually devoid nonsense that is appalling to behold.

>all these GOAT albums so far this year
what releases? almost everything hyped was 6/10 at best for me (Funereal Presence, Misthyrming, Sinmara..), only DsO delivered as it was expected from them

embarrassing.
reminder that "le zoomer/boomer/-oomer" meme is for underages," so way to expose yourself.

It's when you see a pic of an orange cylinder and your reaction is "haha long boy"

Just some of the ones I could remember off the top of my head. Both years had an ridiculous amount of very good releases.
youtube.com/watch?v=GKbrAaAHQTc
youtube.com/watch?v=m4lpj1hdpNg
youtube.com/watch?v=pRf94CDqqRo
youtube.com/watch?v=0ymDEamDLEI
youtube.com/watch?v=sc8OfYs-g78
youtube.com/watch?v=uB2eov1tCUA
youtube.com/watch?v=4fyhg0PZ87k

not gonna lie but yeah most of those that I've listened to (except mgla which is worst bm band ever) were good

maybe i should recheck those releases, thanks

>nocternity
ayy this boi based

Try Drastus, Aoratos, Akasha, Ringarë, Gardsghastr, Skaphe + Wormlust, Ultra Silvam, Vargrav, Andavald

That's just BM. It's been a good year.

>Implying Shek ever stopped being patrician

>for me

There you have your clue.

idk man I listened to drastus and it's barely above average, I just don't trust those newer bands, they rely too much on production and atmosphere

>they rely too much on production and atmosphere
Listen to the new Ultra Silvam and Akasha at least then. Riffs galore

shush it pipskeak

>except mgla which is worst bm band ever
If you think this is bad I dunno.
youtube.com/watch?v=Kjg-ZboPZpI

i like iron maiden, particularly bruce's vocals and the dark story telling
what should I listen to, bros

Don't worry anons, GYZE will save 2019 metal

Traitors Gate.
youtube.com/watch?v=E5JJzhoRLtI

He hates them because they’re popular

Ultra Silvam seem like a watain/marduk ripoff and that other one is usbm

yeah those eps were ok at best, but album material is SO lazy and boring, it's like they have been lobotomized before playing

>Relics Of Humanity

My dude

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hello I am starting a chart folder please post charts

Another good black metal release right here. Romantic.

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based

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>Ultra Silvam seem like a watain/marduk ripoff and that other one is usbm
Just keep listening to them for god's sake

t. britfag

i hate swedish bm I'm sorry

I look at them like I do Sargeist. Is it some new exciting or unique music? No but it's welly executed black metal.
youtube.com/watch?v=DM_RyaTsE_M

fire up the ovens

AND ABBATH

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That guy is more a meme than a musician to me at this point

What are some good bands for a pleb who generally likes slayer megadeth and Judas Priest

shut the fuck up

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Anthrax and Iron Maiden

Checked.

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Burzum

He is Yea Forums's guy just like Immortal is Yea Forums's black metal band
Get over it

YEAH

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based

>all these Abbath gets

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PIC RELATED IS THE BEST PURE BLACK METAL RELEASE OF ALL TIME
BASED

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Abbath more like talentless frog lol

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You need an electric guitar. Electric guitars use steel strings. You stupid fuck

have to unclog my toilet, metal for this activity?

Looking for albums that sound similar to this.

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youtube.com/watch?v=4yu_B2pnOJE

you dont need an electric guitar just for learning the basics

youtube.com/watch?v=mNFI4GWVS60

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This. As long as new good humor can be reaped from it, this is true. It's not like some stupid repetitive joke with a different punchline each time like "HURR ME AND THE BOYS" with the pic of those spider man characters

talktotransformer.com/

paste in the first few lines of a song and post the results

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Disgorge - Consume the foreskin

Gruesome Toilet

woah, watch the antisemitism

yeah i know, i like some well executed bm but it's 6/10 at best for me not some aoty goat material

Fun fact: the term "Death Metal" comes from the metal band Death, they were the first metal band to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Death Metal", named after the band who invented the genre

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reminder

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Man has this band done some really great stuff
youtube.com/watch?v=f3TIHEHObjI

Nu-Enslaved fucking blows, but Nocternity's aight and I really dig their stuff.

Based

SOMETHING SNAPPED IN MY HEAAAAAAAAAD
youtube.com/watch?v=cGzYppdhCwQ

Reverend Bizarre's So Long Suckers.
youtube.com/watch?v=0Lg94pkOAXk

rec me some low IQ black metal

>Krallice isn’t there

Shit chart

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

I laughed so hard

>Completion
>CHRIST
>FAGGOT: NO! HOLD ON! HOLD ON! [SOMETHING IS SCREAMING OUT OF THE REAR OF A CHILD] AHHHHHHHHHH!!! FAGGOT! YOU GOT HIM! [DEEP BELL SOUND] [PENIAL VOICE] ACHI HUHUHA HAHAH! [VOICE WHISPER] I'll give you a hand. [KICKS THE BELL HORN INTO PLACE] [CHUCKLES AND BEASTLY STUNTS] FUCKIN' BOY, BROTHER. [SHOUT] [SHOUT] [BEASTLY STUNTS] YES! YOU WILL DEFEAT ALL THESE FUCKIN' HORSES OUT THERE RIGHT ON TIME! [VOICE BREAKS DOWN INTO TWO COMPANIES] IT'S NOT LIKE YOU STUCK UP ANY MORE THAN THE OTHER REINFORCEMENT CHEMISTRY BOSSES FROM THE SECRET OF THE LOCKER ROOM! [VOICE REVELATIONS AT THE LOCKER ROOM] WE CAN GET A BETTER THAN HESITATION FORGET! [CHOOSE THE PERSON EITHER] DO I NEED A SHIRT OF SOME FORM? [HACKY] A T-Shirt? [BEAUTIFUL T

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Blasphemy

Immortal

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

Burzum

>IRON MAIDEN HOURS:
There goes the siren that warns of the air raid
Then comes the sound of the guns sending flak
Out for the scramble we've got to get airborne
Got to get up for the coming attack.
All I see is white smoke and smoke,

We'll have to wait and see if they've learned the lesson
'Cause it can't be over quickly enough.
We have to stay alive.
The fight continues.
We must, the fight never ends
As the world goes into silence.
I can't say for sure if the sun went down or not, but you know what -- I never, ever doubt what God feels like!

God, what a great time to be alive
We're going to have some fun today
We got our fingers crossed for heaven so let's celebrate

We got our backs to a wall, the line is drawn.
You know what you might look like
That's what will always give God trouble,
So, how do I know?
I like this sound.
You think your heart goes out to those you've lost, no matter the situation? Well, if you're a believer, maybe you'll have the same answer. Here it comes:
I have a friend who said at first, "Maybe."

their new album was great
really heavy sound, fuckin brutal shit

Melodeath for bunghole

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krallice is just shit liturgy

...

SHIT'S GETTIN OLD BUDDY

kukailimoku.bandcamp.com/

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very high IQ for cavemen desu
incorrect. Immortal is objectively high IQ black metal
good call. Burzum is tard-core black metal.

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they are completely different

Mountains of Might is the greatest song in the world.

t. doesn’t know shit about music

2 more weeks till metal is saved

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Shut up buttwipe

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krallice is pseud metal for low IQ individuals impressed by mediocrity

i thought metal was saved by nocturnus

NOBODY LIKES YOU BUDDY

I tried to give it some Portal lyrics but it sperged out on me:
>Vitreous Plane
Puissant Panoply Orbit
Voluble Prolapse
Constitchuents
Xanthous Pharos Tocsin Chicanery
Firmament-Elevating Plane
Warped-Tilt-Walking-Parallel Plane
Planes can pass through any of these.
When a plane fails to pass through a plane's usual entrance, it must move a random direction within this plane to allow entry. This is called a pass-through. The chosen direction is random but the plane ends with the desired travel path.
The plane has no speed or direction of travel, however, the plane itself is a fluid moving about a fluid surface and traveling at its own speed.
Planes always have a maximum length of 90 feet. The plane may not have any obstructions or other limitations on movement. In general, if something obstructs a plane entrance (such as a wall) the plane becomes impossible to travel through.
If the plane is too large, it may be difficult to find in reality. The plane may suddenly appear on your map or even appear to be some other solid barrier, such as the outer surface of your own head.
A plane must have enough movement to have no effect. If it takes too many actions to be reached, the plane fails; its movement ceases and a random random movement pattern is

maybe for boomers

>low IQ black metal
Literally the entire genre.

I never said they did faggot
Based

lost

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what the FUCK did it mean by this

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Spill the blood of the lamb
Massacre thy holy servants
Kill the prophets that you make your sons
You'll turn your souls to stone
Paint the holy city black
Kill the men that make the rules for you
Do what I say, not what I do
You call us angels but you're nothing but devils
Now kill thy servants with the sword, with the sword and with the rod
You'll turn thy sons like chaff, to clay
And then burn her to the ground
So kill you, you filthy devils
We don't come here to destroy things
So kill you, you filthy devils
We don't come here to destroy things. Kill us with an angel and we'll take our place in heaven
And then let the dust ascend to heaven and you'll live forever."
If one of the verses of the Bible has no translation other then the translation of the one in the Bible into a literal interpretation; all translations of the Bible do not agree with the one in the Bible as understood by the Jews; thus it should be clear that the translation of the Bible is not the only translation of the Bible.

lmao I tried rap on it

>SUCK A NIGGA DICK FOR AN IPHONE 6
>FUCK MY NIGGA TERRY FOR A NEW BLACKBERRY !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
>WHAT ARE THE SEXES LIKE ON A REAL MILF'S BED????????!!?!?!
>WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH PODCAST BONITOLICALLY CALLING ME a MILF????
>YOU HAVEN'T FIND DUCK DUCK DOOF MAN !!!!
>DUMMIB DUMMIB DUMMIB DUMMIB DUMMIB
>COME ON, YOU TAKES OFF YOUR LITTLE CHILD'S TALENT SO YOU'RE FEMALE?!!!?!?!
>WHATEVER, I CAN'T GET THE MILF ON THE DUCK??!!!
>OH YEAH, YOU'RE RIGHT, FEAR YOURSELF !!!!
>DUDE WHAT'S THE MATTER WITH THAT?
>MY NIGGA DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK DUCK!
>YOU DUCK DOOF?!!!
>WHAT THE HELL DO YOU WANT FROM ME SO MUCH!!!!!
>YEAH, YES YOU CAN, BUT I MEAN IT LIKE YOU'D LIKE TO HAVE BOTH TALENT???
>Uhh, WHAT ARE YOU DUMMIB !!!
>YOU NEED TO GO BACK

>If one of the verses of the Bible has no translation other then the translation of the one in the Bible into a literal interpretation; all translations of the Bible do not agree with the one in the Bible as understood by the Jews; thus it should be clear that the translation of the Bible is not the only translation of the Bible.
I'm dying

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>imagine unironically being a leftist

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Gave it some Suffocation, it ended it with "(Instrumental: 'Souls (With Nothing To Lose)' by Dario Argento and Carlos Santana)"

Wrong thread?

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shit, sorry folks

LEARN HOW TO TYPE BUDDY

>Carlos Santana

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Who had the worst hair in metal? My vote is for SYL-era Devy. Sure it was part of his look, but it still is a skullet

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Conrad Lant obviously

The term "heavy metal" comes to mind when I look at that cover art. I know its a cover art for a metal album and all, but there isn't many metal album covers that makes me think of the term "heavy metal".

Can't beat the homeless wonder
shame there seem to be no good fucking images of him pre-head shaving

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so is liturgy actually good or is this the new meme

alternate angle of the skullet.
fun fact, once it was dreaded and he finally went cue-ball, he used the dreads for the original Ziltoid puppet

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completely based
this is sick

This dude
Also Terrance Hobbs can pull off the skullet

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that's because he's black. Something about black people's hair just doesn't look as bad when going bald then any other race.

hes black they can put off anything

when the bald they turn into war metal bros

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I guess they can

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The Devil and Jesus go on a killing spree

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what's this gentleman's favourite war metal record?

Because their skulls and foreheads are small. Just look at Devin motherfucker looks like an alien with cancer.

For years, Nuclear War Now!’s forum has been the haven for life dropout D&D neckbeards searching for some form of friendship and community. But according to website tracking metrics, the site has seen a massive decline in it’s traffic over the past 6 months. While viewership of metal sites can rise and fall unpredictably on metal sites, the above statistic should frighten anyone who cares about keeping their site relevant. Sites with active forums should be doing much better than your the average blog-style metal site, so the numbers above show an unforgivable descent into irrelevancy.

But given that the site is predominantly frequented by war metal fans that have no regard for actual music, the crash in interest also proves something far bigger: war metal, as a sub genre, is in its last days.

This is a welcomed revelation as war metal was the nu metal of black/death metal and was ultimately worthless. With virtually no innovation, creativity, or direction for over 20 years, war metal became the lowest IQ form of extreme metal. The fact that Beherit was more interesting, creative, and musically varied than every single band to follow it throughout the decades to follow is an absolute disgrace to every band that’s followed in their footsteps.

he looks like a Goatpenis man

While the surface-level viewer might see war metal as “the most underground/kvlt/extreme/unlistenable of all genres,” the truth is that it was only marketed as such and done so very effectively as the bank account and new production facility of Cali basedboy Yosuke Kanishi will clearly indicate. By offering a product that appears “totally not mainstream haha!” Kanishi was able to efficiently trick kvlt status seeking basement dwellers into mass consumerism using the same marketing tactics as thrift shops. Essentially this created a record label and forum that was ultimately the thrift shop of metal– reissues (refurbished releases) of random bands from 20 years past that could be marketed as super underground when really they were just empty of creativity and technique. By assumingly being “not trendy” war metal became one of the trendiest metal genres of our time and the go to for the metal derivatives of the modern hipster.

“Bu… But war metal is evil!” Really, then why does Nuclear War Now! have an Instagram account?

Musically war metal is a hilarious deception because if you alternate the grooves of their atonal power chord riffs, you’ll get nu metal riffs. Most bands even match the nu metal guitar tuning of A! But war metal fans have no idea they’re listening to nu metal with different drums and vocals because they only care abut the aesthetics. In all reality most of Black Witchery’s riffs were originally on Korn’s Life is Peachy which subconsciously tickles the nostalgia of their fans without them realizing how or why.

In an age where Von is taking big money for rock star tours, where Blasphemy albums are marketed as vintage thrift shop essentials, and where black metal shows feature 90% war metal bands, any prestige or credibility war metal and it’s original bands once had is gone. War metal fans are the modern equivalent to the JNCO jeans wearing clowns of the 90s. They are the permavirgin autistis of metal that grew from infants that would have been left in the woods to be eaten by wolves in the Pagan times.

Celebrate the death of war metal, repent if you ever liked this garbage, and enjoy some classic war metal riffs below:

youtube.com/watch?v=aTNjNKQGBkI

These pastas are getting out of hand.

black man kino

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But /metal/ did give the best copylastas in Yea Forums. /vp/oreon had his Proud of it's power Lucario, and everyone in Yea Forums had Navy Seals, but no one made a thread fill up like /metal/. True, as the Mtn Dew infested his keyboard it made it hard for him to type, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of shit and covered with dorito crumbs, /metal/ would ctrl-v with two fingers when a willing reply came into the thread. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no copypasta will ever compare to Chuck's gay love, especially when the meme is fresh and supple after a well-researched exposé.

We will never forget you, /metal/. Every time I hear Chuck's name my keyboard aches, both for your tender heart-felt story and that incredibly thick, probing text-wall we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring /metal/ to mind. The sound of perseverance. The flavor of doritos on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great meme, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say /metal/ was gay is incorrect. hw wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought EEEAAAÜÜÜÜÜGH's from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Death metal was not his favorite. His favorite was Black metal, and he liked to be praised afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "/metal/ you are king of obscure bands."
I will never sell the copy of /metal/'s copypasta (guaranteed replies) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh /metal/ I miss you more than I can say.

based AND redpilled, user

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well played

Can someone recommend some literal kult metal
youtu.be/5_xE4JCnigQ

close your eyes. this may hurt a lot.

nice try user, but I always

\M/ SLEEP WITH ONE EYE OPENAH! \M/

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top kek

Thoughts on Nile?

talented, but only one great album

Fun fact: the term "Speed Metal" comes from the metal act Speed, they were the first metal act to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Speed Metal", named after the band who invented the genre

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>Very High IQ (140+)
Ved Buens Ende
Fleurety
Thorns
>High IQ (120+)
Emperor
Immortal
Gorgoroth
>Average IQ (100+)
Mayhem
Ulver
Satyricon
>Low IQ (sub 90)
Darkthrone
Enslaved
>Barley Functioning
Burzum

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>infinite IQ

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>supper hot summer days from today
metal for this feel

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t. numale

More Voivod BM?

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Bros what's some epic fantastical metal with more colorful orchestration? Been feeling that mood, listening to classical/prog, reading fantasy, doing DnD, GoT finished on TV recently, and visualizing it at the gym/during hikes.

Already planning on giving Summoning and Caladan Brood a listen. It's weird I never really liked this stuff in metal before but I am feeling like I will dig it this time around.

t. Bumbum fan

Motherfucking BASED! DUUUHHH BASED! DUUHHH BASED!

In their Darkened Shrines had some jams on it, too and did the best job of musically integrating their ancient egypt shit.

Vastly overrated and not at all that good, Melechesh is the superior Eastern sounding band.

by fantastical and epic, do you mean huge production, or literally, ah la power metal?
If the first, try The Autist (not joking) and Devin Townsend Band-especially Ocean Machine, but everything he does is rad.
If you mean the latter, then Iced Earth, Finntroll, and Demons and Wizards are pretty rad

Fun fact: the term "Dark Metal" comes from the rock act "Dark", they were the first rock act to create rock in this style and other bands were inspired to create more rock in this unique style, which they called "Dark Metal" (a derivative of dark rock), named after the band who invented the genre

Dark's Round the Edges (progenitor of dark rock/metal)
youtu.be/HOyLgfjj1ZU

Other Dark metal albums
youtu.be/vQcAvJaJz_w
youtu.be/4ZK9o1lyv_k

based user

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Fun fact: the term "Death Metal" comes from the metal act "Cannibal Corpse" , as they were the first metal act to create metal in this style and other bands were inspired to create more metal in this unique style, which they called "Death Metal" named after the band who invented the genre, Cannibal Corpse

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what does /metal/ think of Dim Mak?
youtube.com/watch?v=8FCWwaGbUKQ

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Listen to the first five Rhapsody albums.

Wat

Good album though.

>the whole album got mapped onto songsterr
fuck yes now I can learn Blood Atonement

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*squat
*WHIIIIIIIRRRRRRRR
*Oh no… Not again!!
*THUNK
*PLEASE! I NEED TO PLAY MAYH-
*SCRRRATTTTCCHHH
*AAAHHHHHH HELP! I'M GETTING SUCKED IN!
*E-EURONYMOOOOOOOOOOOOOAARRRHCH
*GRLSHSHSHS
*MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODDDDSSSSS
*AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHH
*dabing
*JAANIIEEEESSS B-BAN ALL DEATHI-
*Aaaaaahhhhh-…..
*SSSHHHLLPP
*IT FUCKING HURTS
*WHIIIIIIRRR-RRrrrrrrrrrrr r r r
*brap
*walks away

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Fuck all death metal
You're going down in the final black metal vs death metal showdown

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ITT: Opinions that should get you kicked out of the hall

>Paranoid is better than Master of Reality
>Nu-Darkthrone is worthy of anything more than a 6/10

WOOOOOOOOOLVEEEEEEEEEEES

THESE BAD BOYS FROM OUTER SPACE (ULTIMATE MUSCLE)
CAME TO BODY SLAM THE HUMAN RACE (ULTIMATE MUSCLE)
WRESTLERS RACE TO OUR DEFENSE WITH STRENGTH AND SPEED AND... FLATULENCE?
(ULTIMATE MUSCLE) (ULTIMATE MUSCLE)
HEROES JOIN THE OPERATION
FROM DIFFERENT PLANETS AND DIFFERENT NATIONS
THERE'S AN INTERGALACTIC FEDERATION
TO MONITOR THE SITUATION
CATCH EACH AND EVERY CONFRONTATION
(ONLY BROADCAST ON THIS STATION!)
UL-TIM-ATE MUS-CLE
UL-TIM-ATE MUS-CLE

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get a load of this faggot trying to impose himself as some sort of authority figure like fuck outta here homes

lmao it's called black metal because it's the nigger of metals

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baaaased

based and redpilled
blackies eternally BTFO

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these are all me, by the way

lmao nop

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faggots

what THE FUCK?? MODS! JANNIES SOMEONE THIS ISNT TRUE JUST STOP HIM PLEASEE

these are also me

youtube.com/watch?v=W0Py1qspZVE

lmaö nöp

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it's alright

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BLACKIES BTFÖ

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Made a thread about this, but no one responded. Which death metal album, or just metal album period, has the best lyrics? If you can't decide, just post some of your personal favorite lyrics. Pic related is a contender imo.

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wow that's a stupid looking cover

that's the reason why i listened to it lmao.

easy
/thread/

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so basicaly nsbm

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>der soiermer

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unironically the second album from that aussie band

i forget the name of both the band and album though

more like new school BASED metal amirite?

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only ones I can think of are Carcass and Mortification

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please tell me you didn't draw that

OSDM lyrics were the best

6:09
youtube.com/watch?v=quhzaSVW4EQ

I didn't know Andy Sixx used to write stuff that was actually heavy

is this a fucking lets play

What are some bands and albums that feature really good bass players?
Or even just good bass that isnt buried in the mix

no, it's an art metal anthology

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Mayhem, Nuclear Assault and Necromantia.

post the greatest riff in their respective genre

youtube.com/watch?v=8CcUEjZBY4I

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damn...

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youtube.com/watch?v=MmhxneJZLZY

no trad riff compares
youtube.com/watch?v=edPckSU41g4

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this the grimdark au?

>der sturmer
the hitler dick-sucking duo

if you seriously think high on fire is s o y then you need to leave the hall fag boy

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based

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>I could only feel my buttocks
>I felt such happiness
>with those three elephants, I felt I was a god
holy fuck that gets good at the end

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listen to better black metal

>high IQ black metal

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Already do, thanks yid

nigger please, black metal got rekt by a thrash metal band

black metal sucks

Aesthethica is good, ark work is awful

forgot your pic

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B n' R
based and redpilled
BASED AND REDPILLED
based and redpilled
B n' R

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ark work isn't THAT bad, you just can;t approach it as a metal album.

>ark work isn't THAT bad, you just can;t approach it as a metal album.

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How are Cryptopsy's albums after None So Vile?

>ill never go to africa again

they sound like brokencyde

>AAAUUUUUUGHHHHH

WHAT?

YOU SUCK!

never again

Once Was Not rules and is the only other one with Lord Worm, definitely their second best record. Carrionshine slaps. The vocalist that replaces Lord Worm on Whisper Supremacy and ...And Then You'll Beg does his best to ruin them. it's a shame we'll never get another album with the NSV lineup

Did Chuck give the best head in metal?

carrionshine is pretty cool
youtube.com/watch?v=ExHj08ir8EE

no that was ghaal

This is a flat out lie made by Anti-Masons. Freemasons know that Faust gave the best head.

why do all these slam covers have a distinct look to them?

>when your favorite band can't enter the country you live due to a criminal record

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F for all Decapitated fans

they were found not guilty

WHAT ARE YOU LADS playing on low volume
youtu.be/am4GzSoimBo

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huh

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>the devil and jesus attack the church
kino

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Gathered for a sacred rite
Subconscious minds allied
Call upon immortals
Call upon the oldest one to intercede
Rid us of our human waste
Cleanse our earthly lives
Make us one with darkness
Enlighten us to your ways
Light of Lightness
Shoot the light!
Ascend to the Light
Shoot the Light
Shoot the light!
The Gods, the Gods of earths of flesh and blood, call you to lead us all astray.

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>when James Hetfield writes baby killer

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YOU DON'T HAVE TO BE A WHITE

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>my favorite j-metal all girls band vocalist is leaving the band
bros this can't be happening

That is not wrong

take your time, post the best funeral doom!

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youtu.be/FDy3WX9reZk

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huh...

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>tfw too hot for bm blasting

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eh the weather is over-emphasized when it comes to bm
i'll blast it any month
striborg is from fucking australia

It truly is a shit feeling. T bh anything that has to do with hot weather sucks (excluding those comfy days at the beach ofc).

And Striborg is fucking shit.

At least there is metal suitable for warmer weather.

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Why Monster Energy? Only shit bands like 5FDP and Papa Roach would drink it.

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Tonight the circle is meeting again
Who will be the first to fall in trance
From the sky above the river,

The clouds are melting away behind the walls of the circle
"When I fall, I'll be lost"

That's the voice I have been given.

I'll find my place in life I guess.

"You're a good person

But...I wish you never became the guy on the stage"

That's why I want to be able to fall into trance for one day again. ~~~~~~~

Buddy...it'll take forever!

A song that's about you. ~~~~~~~

Buddy, I'm sorry.

Troubled inside

In my dreams,

The sky turns to darkness and night

We are lost at the bottom of the deep sea

I wonder will it ever be over ~~~~~~~

Buddy can we...

You must try.

Trip into Wonderland. ~~~~~~~

Hair down ~~~

WELCCCOOOMMEE TO THE BRAVE NEW WORLD
THE FUTURES HERE, OR HAVENT YOUU HEEAAARRDD

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>avatarfag criticizing my taste
letting the weather determine what you listen to is for teenagers and shallow women with no taste

Cryptopsy has shitty Cannibal Corpse lyrics but unlike them Cryptopsy are serious. Cringe.

I like much

unless they've actually gone out and killed people they're not serious

...

>giving a shit about metal lyrics
c r i n g e

they're fun to sing along to when you actually bother looking them up