ITT: OP will rap everything posted in this thread and upload it

ITT: OP will rap everything posted in this thread and upload it

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Niggers

and anyone would want this because...?

ITT: OP won't deliver

i beat my wife today oh boy

yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, it’s lit, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh, yuh

lost my foreskin to wind

Niggers

Jews

Recollect then, O Marcus Antonius, that day on which you abolished the dictatorship. Set before you the joy of the senate and people of Rome; compare it with this infamous market held by you and by your friends, and then you will understand how great is the difference between praise and profit. But in truth, just as some people, through some disease which has blunted the senses, have no conception of the niceness of food, so men who are lustful, avaricious, and criminal, have no taste for true glory. But if praise can not allure you to act rightly, still can not even fear turn you away from the most shameful actions? You are not afraid of the courts of justice. If it is because you are innocent, I praise you; if because you trust in your power of overbearing them by violence, are you ignorant of what that man has to fear, who on such an account as that does not fear the courts of justice? 38
But if you are not afraid of brave men and illustrious citizens, because they are prevented from attacking you by your armed retinue, still. believe me, your own fellows will not long endure you. And what a life is it, day and night to be fearing danger from one’s own people! Unless, indeed, you have men who are bound to you by greater kindnesses than some of those men by whom he was slain were bound to Cæsar; or unless there are points in which you can be compared with him.

Trent Reznor

i, op, will shoot up a synagogue on july 1, 2019. this is not a joke. im have a gun and want every jew in my city dead. i repeat: this is not a joke, everything im saying is with complete sincerity and should be treated as such

Bidi Bidi Bong Bong
Bidi Bong Bong
Bidi Bong Bong
Bidi Me'hen

Bong Bong
Bidi Bong Bong
Bidi Bong Bong
Bidi Men
Bena Bena bohoi
gena men den
gena men
ehya

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Sorry I'm late I was doing stuff
I'm stuff
OMG MJ noooo!
steve your girlfriend is awesome

I will fuck you’re bitch

I am just like isis

I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broker times
Joking rhymes, like the "Is you just happy to see me?" trick
Classical slapstick rappers need Chapstick
A lot of 'em sound like they in a talent show
So I give 'em something to remember like the Alamo
Tally-ho! A high Joker like a Spades game
Came back from five years laying and stayed the same
I'm saying - electromagnetic field it blocks all logic, Spock
And G-Shocks her biological clock
When I hit it, slit it to the shitter, thought I killed her goose
Her Power U was pure Brita water, filtered juice
Keep a pen like a fiend keep a pipe with him
Gentleman who lent a pen to a friend who write with him
Never seen the shit again but he's still my dunny
The only thing that come between us is krill and money
I sell rhymes like dimes
The one who mostly keep cash but brag about the broke times

Roses are red
Violets are blue
I have terminal lung cancer

My name is Tyler Richardson and this is my confession. Yeah, last week I fucked your mum in the asshole then she kneeled down and ate my ass whole. I impregnated her yeah, she'll have my babies, then I went home and fucked a dog with rabies

SCOOBY

FUKEN

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

schlop shlop schloppin on heavens dooooooooooor

DIRE DIRE DIRE IS FLEETING

I CLENCH MY ASS AND BEGIN SKEETING

I AM MR SWANS (repeat x20)

POOPITY SCOOP, SCOOPITY SCOOP DEE POOP

she ain’t bad for a no arms no legs bitch

let me open up for you
i'm being honest now and it's time to
tell you guys i'm gonna kill myself
yeah i'm honna kill myself
toniiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiight

He drinks a Whiskey drink, he drinks a Vodka drink
He drinks a Lager drink, he drinks a Cider drink
He sings the songs that remind him of the good times
He sings the songs that remind him of the best times

I suck dick!

She farted on my dick
That hoes a nasty bitch
You need to go wash your clit
Uh,
Your a nasty, wash your pussy hos

Oh boy can't wait to beat my child slaves for the 15th time today

41% transgender suicide rate
Morality is a spook
And all I do is masturbate
Based Ayanami and Cringe Soryu
Bitch Gotta Penis
And that kid posts WOOHOO
Yea Forums is getting lit and the jannies are mad
(What!)
don stepped outside and dabbed on minorities
Boy am I cute and I got the nuggies

OP here

rap coming soon

Despite only making up 13% of the population, black people commit 50% of all violent crime. If you exclude women and the elderly, the percentage can be reduced to about 5%. How can that be?

up bum no baby

Whew.

Hey.

Can I have this water here? Is this anybody’s? I’m claiming that, right there.

[Grabs water]

Alright.

Got some notes here… did I just drop the mic back? Oh, I’m good, okay.

Keep that on me, otherwise you guys can’t hear me.

[Drinks water]

Give me like 25 seconds here.

[Drinks water and coughs]

Give me like 10 more seconds.

Ah, ah man. This thing. Can we turn this up a little bit so I’m not I don’t have to like turn my head into it? Can you like… how about now? Test, test, hey there you go, yeah, I’ll talk to you later, you’re doin’ a good job.

Ah man, okay. Can we reset the clock so I have another minute extra…? Please…?

Thank you.

[Starts standing up]

There we go, okay, hey, I wanted to start sitting down anyway.

[Sits back down]

Um, guys, pat yourselves on the back right now. Okay? Let’s do it. Come on, everybody, I’m not gonna make you, I’m not gonna let you stop until I see everybody doin’ it, let’s pat ourselves on the back. There we go. You two! You’re patting each other, that’s cheating. Ah, you, you couldn’t keep your hands off her, could you? Yeah, hey, I don’t blame ya, “she’s a cutie”.

Hey guys, right there is for saving the worlds, worlds, world, I’m looking at young minds right now, you guys are all intelligent, I know that you did good in school, I didn’t do that. You especially. You’re very smart.

Look at us. We’re the machine that keeps the world going. Okay?

I’d like to start this talk off with a parable. A story if you will. I was at a college, a second tier, not an ivy league school, a second choice school, and I was in a class. And there was a student in that class, okay? And the, the teacher, he was spouting some horrible non-sense, about how, it was something about how women’s rights are not legitimate, something that everybody knew was false, but if anybody had spoken up, he

Bruh nigga don’t put these lazy dumbass next to Dilla
Oh wait no
J DILLA STOLE Godzilla? I can’t name any?

here faggots

clyp.it/5b5qqp12

>doom sounds at the end
based

Honestly, at least slightly based desu.

that's fucking funny
go on
I have no father so I watch Varg Vikernes
Such a based man, and kikes striked down his channel

can we do an another one?

not enough yuhs

actually just stole his beat desu

youtube.com/watch?v=d5BpY5cx62c

Daddies cummies is not gucci

i guess if we get enough bumps maybe

I've been listening to MF DOOM for so long and I had no idea he sampled DOOM the game.

i was listening to anco this morning
i wanted some tendies, my tummy was horny
then i heard that my mommy started moaning
UUUGH OOOOOF OUCH AAAH

MILKY MILKY WARM AND TASTY!

MOMMY! MILKY! PLEASE BE HASTY!

REFRESHING DRINK FROM MOMMY'S UDDERS!

I WANT MOMMY'S AND NO OTHER'S!

GIVE IT! GIVE IT! GIVE IT NOW!

GIVE ME MILKY, LAZY SOW!

UNTIL YOU DO I'LL SCREAM I'LL SHOUT!

I'LL CRY I'LL WHINE AND STOMP ABOUT!

UNTIL MY BELLY IS FULL AND HAPPY!

I REFUSE TO TAKE NAPPY!

Oh, Minecraft! I cannot wait to play Minecraft. Do you know what my favorite thing to do is in Minecraft? I love building bricks with Minecraft. Building bricks with Minecraft is the best thing and the most amount of fun you can have while playing an app. I understand why all the kids are playing this game these days - it's because they like to build brown bricks with Minecraft. I also like to build brown bricks with Minecraft. It's the most fun you can possibly have. What is the point of Minecraft?

Fuckin' based

tendies, milkies, all the same
i have this menu every single fucking day
when i'm done with sucking breasts
i'm gonna listen to (1931-1949) - Pop Songs Between 1930s and 1940s in Shanghai in its entirety

change Minecraft to "life" and play to "live" and it still applies

Based

how are your french lessons going?

Work of god

lol

sup guys im depressed

whicha kickick kick kah

ay
kachow
ay
chris chan

"Write a verse while I twerk / I wear off-white in church"? Tell it, sister. "Only thing fake is the boobs"? Ca-ching. "Pussy's so good I say my own name during sex"? Car-di!

I have epididymitis and my grandma is Irish

>I REPEAT: THIS IS NOT A JOKE

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Dey tryna be creh dey tryna be creh, she wanna meat cardi. Dah bish es a barbie

You used to call me on my cellphones, you used to, you used to, you used to call me on my cellphone

Same

not bad user

HeyI'm down here, under the ground, dig me up!
Broken tibias, fibias, yeah, fix me up
Sixty sluts, all of them dyin' from asphyxia
After they sip piss through a Christopher Reeves sippy cup

a b c d e f g h i j k l m n o p q r s t u v w x y z
z y x w v u t s r q p o n m l k j i h g f e d c b a

Cheetos doritos fritos
And if young metro dont trust u im gonna shootchu
Bictch got aboutta weekago
Damn sun whered u find this
You are now listening to a bobby johnson beat
(Yuh yuh ay ay)
AY AY AY
WHASSUUUUP

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yur mom will die in her sleep tonight

actually fucking omega based holy shit, thank you user for delivering

bepis

You got me a little too far from the game but I cannot

nice

based

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yeah
yeah
yeeaah

nigga nigga

Go eat cock you filthy commie
Also glhf OP

you managed to pull this off really well

Bean Bag Buccaneers is a two player children’s game, the object of which is to pick up your treasure chest on the central island and sail back safely.

Each player has a giant sailing ship as their main game piece. Each ship has a removable sail, two trigger-action side panels, and a huge spring-driven cannon. Players take turns moving forward along a prescribed track and shooting bean bags at their opponent’s ship. A hit on one of the side panels will force it to pop off and give the player a free shot at the other side; a hit forcing the sail off becalms the ship for a turn.

To add to the pirate flavor, each player also has an eye patch. Wearing these will slightly affect depth perception and add a marginal bit of sport to the shooting.

This game retailed for the somewhat impressive sum of $16 back in 1962. With its huge plastic ships (close to a foot long), giant vinyl play mat, and the eye patches, it may well stand as one of the more overproduced games of the early 1960s.

OP, as always, is a tremendous faggot.

brittany venti is a subhuman cunt

BASED

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Bravo

Nice. OP, you're cool.

very tight

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based

bing bing wahoo its billabong bombadil
coming out the wazoo to fuck your shit up
just fuck your shit up
just fuck your shit up
just fuck your shit up
bing bing wahoo
just ufck your shit up

Today, OP was a pretty cool guy.

BASED

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Basado

Jordie jordie bit my fat ballsack now i need a seminal transplant

I grieve in stereo and the stereo sounds strange
AnCo fags should all die and have a gun rearrange their brains

you was up in the club
bottoms up when I first met you

include me in le screencappe xd

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OP actually did it fucking BASED

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Well, well. Look at the city slicker pulling up in his fancy German car. This car was made in Guatemala. Well, pardon us, Mr. Gucci Loafers. I bought these shoes from a hobo. Well, la-dee-da, Mr. Park Avenue Manicure. I'm sorry. I believe in good grooming.

not as good as the rhcp dude bro

I don't give a fuck about your thread
I just want to say I fucking hate her and I would fuck her brains out if I had a chance, she woudl cum so hard her toes will be curled up forever
Brittany Venti you fucking asexual piece of garbage, you need a good dick deep down your pussy you just don't know it yet, you already had a small little boy's dick and you think you don't need it and you're better than that but your pussy would be drooling at the sight of my cock

RAAA RAAA RASPUTIN LOVER OF THE RUSSIAN PEEN

>Oh boy can't wait to beat my child slaves for the 15th time today

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>everything posted in this thread
>thread wasn't even archived

still...include me in that screencap my guys

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BASED

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Masterpiece of schitzophrenic rap

why is this good

subscribe to beebsac on youtube

holy shit

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Good job on delivering OP

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all the zoomer incels seem to like this. that indicates to me that it definitely won't be funny so i don't even have to check

not OP
clyp.it/user/jd0ixljs

cringe

madlad

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IM GONNA FUCK MY CAR (yuh) (x24)

youtube.com/watch?v=yfGjfLSmsA4
This entire interview, laughs, hits and everything

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Where is OP now

>clyp.it/5b5qqp12
very good

i wanna tittyfuck and impregenate brittny venti lav speaking please tell me how may i direct yer calllll