Turner Thread

GOOOOOOOOOOOD MORNING

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Arctic Monkeys are the biggest hacks of the decade. Every song sounds the same, none of it is unique in any way, and with every album it just buries rock even further into the ground.

I mean, think about this logically. If the zoomers don't want to listen to rock because it's outdated, why the fuck would you bring back an older sound? Why not innovate? Why not drive the genre forward? These fucks are going for low blows to the genre just like how The Strokes practically wiped Rock out of the mainstream with their shit.

>Arctic Monkeys are the biggest hacks of the decade.
True.
>Every song sounds the same,
False. They've been morphing their sound since the beginning of their existence. Unfortunately, they've only been moving in a downward trajectory.
>none of it is unique in any way,
Somewhat false. They don't make the most immediately recognizable music in the world, but none of it is necessarily generic.
>and with every album it just buries rock even further into the ground.
You're thinking of Greta van Fleet.

All in all, their debut was OK and AM had literally two good songs on it, but they've just been falling further and further with every release. The project isn't nearly as exaggeratedly terrible as you describe, though.

Based
Yea Forums might not like it, but Alex Turner is a legend

i agree with you nigga.

WELL I CRUMBLE COMPLETELY WHEN YOU CRY

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>snap out of it
Interesting chord progression, its basically Em Am but with octaves descending, catchy song
>R U mine
drums are FIRE, guitar and bass following the same melody, which is also pretty much the same melody sung by alex, emphasizing the drums, pretty cool and punchy track
>one for the road
Cool guitar riff, it plays through the whole song without boring you out(albeit they threw some bridges in there), pretty rhythmic and overall catchy track
AM gets more shit than it deserves

Do I Wanna Know and R U Mine? are the only songs on AM worth listening to. Everything else is mind-numbingly bland.

Fireside is great

I JUST WANTED TO BE ONE OF THE STROKES

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WHATS THAT LAD? WOH ARE YOU FINKIN'?
YOUR BRAINS MADE OF FOOKIN' TAKE OUT OR SUMFIN'? I'LL GET ME SHEFFEEL BOYS AND WE'LL KNOCK SOME BLOODY SENSE INTO YA YER?

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CHEESEBURGER

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>mfw I get sucked into a hole

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>mfw by the batphone

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>mfw she looks like fun

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>mfw they say he changes when the sun goes down

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>mfw the ascension of the cream

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OI SHAHT YA FAHKIN MOUTH YA FAHKIN GEEZER

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OI LADS

THE REVIEW FOH MY FOOKIN TAQUERIA ARE TANKIN
IT FELL TO FOOKIN TWO STARS OUTTA FIVE NOW

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>mfw I saw your sister at the cornerstone

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PUT IT ON THE FOOKIN MOON YOU ABSOLUTE NONCE. RAVE REVIEWS LAD.

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>mfw you never seen blade runner

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