>ok guys we need a cool and edgy name for our hard rock band. any ideas?
>idk it's hard coming up with something that really sticks
>wait... what did you say?
>*writes down Sticks*
>yeah but that's not cool or edgy you fucking retard
>*writes down Styx*
>holy shit u are a genius
ITT: We make up stories about how bands got their shitty band names
Brody Peterson
Jaxson Murphy
Samuel Gray
actually OP's post seems reminiscent of old Yea Forums
Daniel Lee
Agreed, its like some shit I'd post on Yea Forums when I was a 14 year old in 2004
Nathaniel Johnson
>Anyone have any band names for our new shoegaze band?
>Uhhh I like Star Wars, how about Deathstar?
>Nah that sounds like a metal band name
>Ok, what about Ringo Deathstarr? Get it? The Beatles LOL
>....
>That is absolutely brilliant
Oliver Sanders
>hnnnng Syd
>wow Roger your t*p is so pink
>hurry up and finish we need to think of band names
>i got it!!! Pink
>Pink what?
>Floyd. Pink Floyd
>fucking perfect
Carter Morris
stop being a fag
Colton Anderson
>The Beatles
>hey John, when are you gonna help us find a name for the boy band?
>fuck off Paul can't you see i'm beating my wife?
>!
>i got it! the beaters!
>what a stupid fucking name Paul, now bugger off
>wait... bugger, bug... beat...
>pic related
Henry Harris
>the beaters
my sides
Austin Jenkins
how is this reddit