/gg/ - Guitar & Bass General

Learn from the Masters like Thom Yorke and Jonny Greenwood. Particularly songs like Just.

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I heard guitar general likes posts of people actually playing and singing sometimes.

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play J-rock covers. unironically. they use "exotic" chord progressions but you can play them without sounding like someone who goes by cool cat jazzman stan.

and i don't know who would want to sound like thom yorke.

>cello
not enough polyphony
>acoustic guitar
not enough sustain, if steel string, too "countray"

>but muh classy
>it compliments my fedora
old != good

thanks, you're my number 1 fan.

Alright user, ill give it a whirl and then try to re-do music theory after getting through it. Maybe itll be more fun this time around.

Thank you for the info btw user.

Reminder that there's no point in owning an electric guitar without a whammy bar

youtube.com/watch?v=2qS8sag1UWY

Why?

it's called a wibbily woo waa you cunt.

Just play an acoustic, you whammy-less loser.

Acoustic>Electric anyway. Eat a pussy you fucking idiot.

acoustic is much more limited

I wish I was a based djazz autist

>Eating pussy
No thanks. I don't go down for pussy. Pussy comes up for me and slathers itself on my face.

And an electric guitar is much more limited than a synth. Doesn't mean a synth is better.

keyboards and guitars aren't in the same instrument family so your comparison is retarded.
why is acoustic better?

>Buy guitar, start practicing
>Sounds like shit but w/e, no one is around to hear
>Move back in with parents for summer due to job being close
>Can no longer practice out of shame for how bad I sound and how little progress I've made

Guess this is it guys it's been fun

Synths are hilarious

>yeah okay mr. guitar man you might have more tone but i have more tones, plural
>this key makes a duck noise
>eat shit
>haha look i have a wah pedal too now
>can you use duck noises with a wah pedal? nice fucking kids instrument fag

acoustics are the guitars that are still suffering from "instrument to get laid with" syndrome now that electric guitar is a nerd instrument

so a lot of people think they make them cool and suave, and electric guitar is, well, a nerd instrument.

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played on an electric guitar

now let me hear your acoustic play high gain metal

nylon string classical > clean electric guitar > "clean" electric guitar (with breakup) > steel string acoustic guitar

elder god tier: lap steel

>metal
user, I'm not 12.

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>Metal
Yeah, no. Here's a better comparison.
An electric guitar is like the blockbuster movie that everyone sees and forgets the next day. An acoustic guitar is like the movie that stays with you forever because of how beautiful it is.

i remember learning the intro to patterns in the ivy too fren

Tua mamma pelata fa sesso con tre Neanderthal

>im not 12
>anime reaction photo
yeah ok

that analogy makes no sense

Yeah it does. Electrics have no emotions.

>oh, its a concert acoustic and a dreadnought
vs.
>That's a Fender Strat, that's a PRS McCarty, Thats a Gibson Firebird

Guitars are pretty much for boomers, millenials stuck in the 2000s and weaboo zoomers trying to be cool by emulating the pre-digested watered-down culture they see in media. Also you're in an anime website.

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wait, bad analogy
people dont know acoustic shapes

so this is where i say that they do have emotion, and provide an example and no matter what example i provide you say 'it has no feel.'
good talking with you.

Your posts have fedora-wearing bullshitter written all over them

>ah mlady you see
>my acoustic guitar is like a classic film that stays with you for life
>the soul of the wood rings true with every note
>hose metal kids don't have any feeling, they are forgettable, like blockbbuster movies...
>ah, so fleeting...
>*starts doing an open chord cover of wonderwall*

That might be good for getting sloppy seconds at parties but it won't cut it anywhere else

I hope that one day burgerstanians will be capable of liking things for reasons other than cultivating a personal brand image of being hip and with it

Those dynamics are all over the place

No, seriously. I'll accept it if you can show me an electric piece with as much emotion as an acoustic.
You have to admit it's a valid criticism. I'm not saying that people who play electric are beneath acoustic players. I'm just saying that acoustics have more emotions.

>You have to admit it's a valid criticism.
it's not.

>look at me im so cool and hardcore
>look at this COOL RIFF
>*distorts the sound so much it sounds like nothing*
>aaaah thats the stuff im so cool look at my skull tatoo
>im a rebel look the catholic church is gonna freak when they hear this!
>what if im a middle-class, suburb boy? i know about suffering and pain and i love it cus im hardcore
I mean that might get you laid with 19 year olds, but that'll work until you're like 25. Then you'll be regarded as an old man trying too hard to be cool. And a creep.

Okay, then.

Is your idea of emotion an open chord wonderwall cover? It sounds more like you're obsessed with the image of a guy holding an acoustic guitar, being a movie stereotype of a romantic, than you are involved in reality.

How is the more sensitive, expressive instrument less emotional? If you put an electric player on an acoustic the obsessive muting and stupidly careful dynamics and light touches would make them barely audible. Acoustics are caveman guitars that need to be thrashed to get the smallest amount of emotion out of them.

The problem with your greentext is it rarely happens anymore and mine happens at every house party ever. And those fags still wear fedoras and still get sloppy seconds.

Hell, it happens with electric guitars too, but less often, because the movie stereotype of fabio el chadera with his acoustic guitar is just too damn old so all the guys trying to be boston died off along with the people who still listened to boston.

youtube.com/watch?v=K_DOnKJ232M

What's everyone's take on song structure? I'm not really getting it. How is it that Chelsea Wolfe can use the same 4 chords for 7 minutes straight and it's not boring? How do you make something like that work?

Does anyone have tabs for the song "Pow Pow" by Elris?

tldr i picked up acoustic guitar because i thought it would make me look cool and get me laid

you don't get laid because you have a guitar these days, you get laid despite having a guitar

you want to fuck chelsea wolf

that shit's boring

Not just her. How to Disappear Completely just has three chords and it's cool and fun. I don't understand

We weren't really talking about rock but yes, wonderwall is a good example. I'll admit that songs like Watermelon in Easter hay are great examples of emotional electric playing but they don't come near a good solo acoustic piece.

vocaroo.com/i/s07oWcY9z7H6
no emotion here

>wonderwall is a good example

Nuff said, you're a tool and you don't even know it.

Yeah, that's great. But that would sound better on an acoustic.

you do realize that emotion is subjective, right?

>But that would sound better on an acoustic.
why

You were the one that brought up wonderwall. I think Layla by Clapton was a better example.

Drums are the most emotional, expressive instrument

Acoustic is more emotional because it's closer to being a drum

Don't argue you know it's true

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>I think Layla by Clapton was a better example.
the unplugged version is boring crap while the original is brimming with emotion.

I picked up a classic guitar because I play my country's classical music.

Then I picked up an electric guitar to play jazz. The metal chords are uncomfortable as fuck and most electric guitars have the strings so close together it's really hard to pull off some of the shit I could on my classical guitar, so I went back to the classical and it actually sounds better most of the time.

I still have the electric guitar though. And I can still up the distortion to the max and hit the strings like a Neanderthal who knows only 3 chords to make "metal."

youtube.com/watch?v=BJcC4QoZPlo
I want a pachyderm bass. maybe someday when I have $12k lying around

I also kinda like that ugly all chrome JM

I think that a good song is made to emulate an emotion. And acoustics do a better job at it.

>The metal chords are uncomfortable as fuck and most electric guitars have the strings so close together it's really hard to pull off some of the shit I could on my classical guitar
pansy brainlet

acoustic guitars are primitive, dull, soulless instruments for buskers, beggars, and mexicans. you don't play one for the sake of itself you play one to accompany your own singing and hope you can sing hard enough to fool someone into thinking the boring plink-plunk box in your lap is so great.

people work their asses off to get them to sound good on their own (classical/flamenco) and still come up short against the superior acoustic instruments, piano and violin.

an electric guitar blends expressiveness, polyphony, and sustain and finally brings guitar into the realm of real instruments. deal with it.

being a shitty guitarist isn't an excuse

>And acoustics do a better job at it.
why

Because he has a vague idea of them being cool and classy probably based off a movie or something and learned wonderwall and layla hoping it would get him laid at parties

Because they do. The sound is more grounded.

acoustics and electrics are tools, you should have both
youtube.com/watch?v=-HuKN0AKctI

Electric can do what acoustic can. But not the other way around.

Guitars have always been instruments for poor people and electric guitars doubly so.
>inb4 "they're great because the pop music of last century used it!"
Friendly reminder that 1970 was 49 years ago.

that's so vague it's meaningless. you like acoustics better, but don't pretend your opinion is any more valuable than anyone else.

>acoustic guitars dude

youtube.com/watch?v=CFvdvvphbM4

Last century obliterated all prior culture in the anglosphere. We started from scratch. What was matters not. There's only what is, and what is, is not on your side.

Acoustic guitars are stone age accompaniment. Electric guitars are the next step up and as close as guitar can get to being a real instrument like a piano.

an acoustic sounds better than an electric emulating an acoustic. acoustics are not expensive. if you play music that has acoustic parts. just get an acoustic and mic it up instead of emulating it and having it sound "acoustic like" instead of acoustic. like I said, its a tool.

So I'm getting more into slap and percussive styles, and I was watching this video and this guy showed a technique where he frets a note with his first finger and then smack his other fingers on the strings to kill the note and make a slapping noise. but whenever i do it i just end up hammering on or not making the slapping noise. how do i do this?

>have always been
not anymore bro, times change. you could hang a nigga 200 years ago.

the instruments as of the 2010s

>niggas
a homie on the trash cans and some sick beatboxing
>bums, hillbillies, mexicans
acoustic guitar
>unemployed teenagers
DAW, cheap synthesizer
>doctors, lawyers, engineers
electric guitar, piano, drums, accordion
>actual rich people
playing in an orchestra

this argument is autistic and needs to stop

It has. It concluded with acoustic> electric.

whatever you say just stop posting

t. one step above a homie on the trash cans and some sick beatboxing

Actually scratch that, that has more soul than anything on an autistic guitar.

seething because your instrument can't hope to ever be taken seriously by people whose opinion actually matters.

It's a guitar, there isn't any famous repetoire so you can "analyze" it and pretend to be smarter than you are and the socially relevant minorities pale people talk about to appear more culture have moved on from it. So those people with opinions that supposedly matter (critics) pass over it.

(note: opinions, by definition, do not matter)

Get any sloppy seconds with your wonderwall cover yet?

>sloppy seconds
Would count on an electric player to use that term. Nice strawman though.

I guess you're right, an acoustic player would call it "an experienced lover". And then put the disappointment felt from that into their next wonderwall cover.

two faggos walk into a party. one has a gibson hummingbird, the other has a gibson les paul.

hummingbird faggo starts playing an acoustic ver of layla
les paul faggo starts playing master of puppets
neither of them get anywhere because all the girls in the room are already all over the bassist

case closed

BASSED AND REDPILLED

Proving my point. Keep going.

Yes, you're concerned with the "the opinions of people who matter" and appearing classier than you are
I'm concerned with getting fresh pussy because I already checked that other box a while ago, which, fyi, is done despite playing guitar, not because you play guitar.

What's this obsession with getting laid using your instruments? Grow up maybe?

>he was molested by Wonderwall
Jej.

And yes, there are famous repertoires of classical and folk music from all over the world for the classic guitar. The electric guitar only has pop songs from last century as repertoir. KEK!

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How do I do melodies over chord progressions?
when playing in a key you only have the 7 notes to play with.
I guess I should focus on playing the notes in the chord (root, 3rd, 5th, etc.) and using the rest just to have some color moving between them?

And none of it is anything but brownskin low culture nobody cares about kek

Play a real instrument

have sex

Listen to this. Learn from the masters
youtu.be/oIFLtNYI3Ls

The bassist doesn't get laid with his instrument
He's the bassist because he is the kind of person who gets laid

i'd wait a few hours until the autism dies down before you ask any actual questions.

just use your ear bro
think of the melody in your head and translate it to your fingers, don't worry about the reasons yet

I'm not concerned with opinions. I'm just saying your instrument lacks any ability to make meaningful stuff.

>thinking boomer instruments get you laid
*turns hat backwards*
>thinking boomer instruments make you cultured
*tips fedora*

all Im saying is that when my tinder was just pictures of my PRS, i got a lot more matches then when I added pics of my 6'3" 125lb skeleton body

>The electric guitar only has pop songs from last century as repertoir.
(not true, by the way)

You can't define meaningful, pseud.

>uh, grounded?

I can't but it's pretty obvious what is and isn't meaningful.

Funny how the best electric guitarists are not white like your ass.
I stand corrected. 2004 Colplay songs count as this century too.

Semi hollow master race with piezo, what now.

So you're saying you have some vague feeling about it. You probably picked it up from movie stereotypes. Electric guitar ugly tryhard souless punk rocker hates dad. Acoustic guitar beautiful gentleman soul emotion ocean noises and gets the girl.

I live in reality. Electric guitars are for anime/video game nerds whose parents wouldn't let them learn violin and boomers who like rock and roll. Acoustic guitars are for countray twang, spanish music, and tools who try to get laid at parties.

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soonTM
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Yeah I never said I want to get laid using an acoustic. I just want to make meaningful music. Acoustic is better at it. I'm talking about the quality of music not how the world sees electric or acoustic players.

You sound, word for word, like that tool due to the vague bullshit you spout and the incessant need to place yourself above others when you are actually equally bad, like you're trying to impress a girl or something.

I'm sorry but that's just your personality.

Have sex.

You sound like someone that bought an electric guitar because everyone around you that was "cool" had one so you thought it'd be cool. You don't care about music, you care about jerking off to whammy pedals or covering your favorite Tool song.

I do.

I bought it so I could fuck around with something because my baby grand is too loud to play at night.

And also because acoustic guitars are caveman instruments.

fucking stop holy shit you've been arguing for a hundred posts jesus christ

only a gibson is emotional enough

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>Fresh pussy
Holy fucking shit what year is this?

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Imagine any girls still being virgins in 2019 lol

Imagine overrating virginity like this.

you'll never be any good at guitar if you aren't a virgin

fax

and autistic

How come an artist is said to have "matured" when they give up their guitar?

wtf are you talking about?

>Playing dumb
Lol typical guitarist.

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How come user is said to have become "a faggot" when he posts shit with no example?

How many people on /gg/ can I trigger with my guitars today?

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kek

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the lesbian pole looks ok. not really giving a fuck here user

How come user is said to have become "a retard" when they can't take a hint as big as Wisconsin?

>Holy fuck he has more than one guitar.
I hope you're planning on selling em at a profit.

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I'm planning on selling the Ibanez 8-string and the Jackson, I never play those anymore.

as soon as they are gone you will want to though, thats usually how it goes.
why would your pic trigger anyone btw?

Love the headless Strandberg. I have a headless bass. I am confused though, if you have an 8-String that’s so well made and sounds that good, why even have that Ibanez 8-String.

>Imagine having anything other than an acoustic guitar and a bass

This was me
Ah that makes sense dude

Nah the Gibson plays and sounds better than the Jackson and I don't like floyd rose, and the Ibanez 8 can't even begin to compare to the Strandberg so I don't think that'll be a problem.

>why would your pic trigger anyone btw?
People in this thread seem to usually get triggered by 8-strings, headless guitars and Gibsons.

I bought the Ibanez first to try out playing 8-string. I really liked it and thus I got myself the Strandberg a couple weeks ago

Ah, nice. How hard was it to get used to the Multi-Scale (if at all)?
Been wanting to try it for a bass but I’m not a shredder and don’t know if it’d actually be worth trying out for me.

>I’m not a shredder

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It was a bit weird for like 5-10 minutes and then it was no problem. Actually it feels really good with how it follows the way the hand naturally angles at the lowest/highest frets. It's also great for the extra tension on the lowest string while still keeping less on the highest. Only thing that can still be a bit harder for me is when doing multi-finger tapping at the frets behind like 15th or so where the fan is greater. But I think that's more because I don't do it often enough for my right hand to get accustomed to doing it in that area.

>bought a Behringer Ultra Phase UP300 10 years ago when I first started playing
>ffw to now, actually have a pedalboard comprised of real pedals, not Behringer shit
>never replaced the phaser, I just don't use one
Should I look into the Boss PH-3, or just say fuck it and don't bother with a phaser? I barely even know what to do with it

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Drop the pedal bullshit and play it without any nonsense you idiot.

>you

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Behringer pedals are fine. I really like the UV300, actually. Why bother upgrading to the Boss, which is probably basically the same as what I assume is just a clone of it that you already have? If you want a new phaser get an MXR 90 or something. I mean what is your goal in upgrading? I have a plan for how I want to use a pedal before I buy it usually.

most disturbed by the monitors

>have a plan for using the pedal before I buy it
That's my main issue. I have no REAL need to upgrade because I don't use it. But I dislike the plastic casing and Behringer is notorious for having their switches break

What kinda stuff are you gonna use a phaser for?

There's no point in polyphony if you're using saturation for sustain.
Power chords have absolutely no colour, and no function as they lead nowhere

Nice Ibanez.

Synths are better user. They can do anything AND every aspect of the tone can be modulated. Bent notes, vibrato and slides are nothing in comparison.

Mind you, a guitar or piano is more pleasurable for the user than a mouse.

I dunno

I've never really used it effectively for anything I ever do, so I retired it to the shelf beside my bed so it collects dust.

Been thinking about upgrading my dd-3. Any suggestions on which delays to look into? Preferably having a tap tempo function

Been looking at a dd-20 but I'm open to suggestions

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Beautiful instrument there. Have you tried it yet?

>PRS without a tremelo system
BURN IT

pratar du spanska?

has anyone else here come to conclusion that they will just never get as good as they want to be? feels bad
>look up ways to improve my alternate picking/string skipping
>they all look boring af
>start doing them anyway coz wanna git gud
>shits boring yo
>do them anyway
>shit doesnt help
>its to boring to keep myself motivated into doing
>stop and start playing some other shit
>dont get better

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no one even mentions the buckethead les paul.

nice!

LPs are overrated.

Is Josh Homme the best guitarist working right now?

I was in the last thread but can someone tell me the differences between the player fender series and the standard? I want to buy a fender strat but there's so many options and everything I look up seems to say that the new player series is about as good as the old standards

Buy a Gibson and thank me later

I've got a knockoff Gibson (Jay Turser) Les Paul that I've played for 10+ years. I like it better than any Fender or PRS I've ever played. I swear by Les Pauls, the only way I'd ever consider buying a Fender is if it was a Strat with a humbucker bridge pickup

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Probably not but seems fun
youtube.com/watch?v=AJDUHq2mJx0&t=0s

Yeah then I was diagnosed with adhd type 2 and now the meds have me playing everyday

I'd rather wait for the company to go bankrupt first and then buy one on the cheap thanks

>he thinks that the company no longer producing guitars will cause the price to plummet

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Jonny Greenwood, Gemma Thompson are better.

They will because they're such bad guitars friend :^}

Crimson Drive -> Dod 250 -> Red Llama -> 5F6
Dirty Boost -> Low Gain -> Mild Gain ->

On the pricer side both Deluxe Memory Man with Tap Tempo and Dod Rubberneck are crazy good analogs pedals. There's always El Capistan and Line 6 DL4. For a budget go with the EHX Canyon it's smaller enclosure to save space and it sounds so good. You can get by using a DD6 in fact MXR makes a tap tempo that you can add to any delay.

jimdunlop.com/product/m199-7-10137-08777-4.do

It's basic economics. Supply and demand.

Based or cringe?

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Cringe just because Eddie Van Halen.

Buncha dumbfucks

Nah it's Jakub Żytecki

Yeah next time he should post some pozzed faggot so you can relate to the post

Based because based Chet

youtube.com/watch?v=WOyldrz2G2A

Totally agree the supply is so shitty that the demand will be low

Like your jokes.
No but seriously gibson isn't going out of business any time soon.

Wasn't joking friend :^}

I wasn't aware boomers were living longer than average or are they multiplying?

your only cool guitars are the gibbie and the jackson although.

everything else is trasho.

I like it, specially in pop when it catches you off guard.

>has anyone else here come to conclusion that they will just never get as good as they want to be?

Yes but that's normal, user. Also you don't have to specifically use alternate picking exercises to become proficient at it. Just pick any solo and learn it using alternate picking and within half a year the patterns, skips, inside/outside will become muscle memory and habit. Don't be discouraged if at first it fells like you're 'faking it'. Just go slow and steady with it.

Get a job, buy a Gibson and thank me later

Have a job don't want a Gibson thanks for nothing

any gibson? even a gibson melody will do ? how about a gibson maestro?

Holy fuck gibson marketing team has reached an all time low they're literally begging people to buy their guitars

Get a double cut les paul or a v or an explorer or some shit. Yeeeeaaaaaaah...

you should look into your fucking attitude

>i need REAL pedals
>this brand isn't fancy enough for my pedalboard
>it doesn't even have quirky lol-so-indie art on the front like my favorites from EQD
>which $200 hand soldered piece of shit should i replace it with

prog metal figured out how to make real chords work, don't worry

it just sounds like satan

>I'm not insecure about being gay
Says the guy who consistently needs to justify and self approve of his sexuality to some stranger on the internet who never once attacked his sexuality.

Gonna add age to the things you're insecure about too seeing as nothing I've said has anything to do with my age or yours.

Lmao okay buddy, lemme know how your total and complete security in your age and sexuality is coming along the next time you somehow manage to get offended by strangers on the internet over perceived but not actual criticisms not directed at you.

un poco

GUITAR IS TURNING YOU GAY

lol please just get a job

if you make minimum wage that’s not a job, son. You need to enter the work force to buy a Gibson. Thank me later kid.

Use headphones you mong

She's finished, and actually plays pretty good.

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Nice gift for your ten year old fuccboi

He's 12 and my nephew

I didn’t know it was you, trache, my b.

>please
Lmfao pathetic.

Trache is 100% a personality.

Um...no

Timestamp or fuck off. Ive known for a while i just kept it up.

I've timestamped before faggot. Keep up

I guess they don’t teach kids how to be polite anymore. I’m guessing you’ve never had a coach or a boss(unemployed), or you work as a temp ;^)

There is no instrument more capable of repelling pseudointellectuals and other tryhards than the squier stratocaster.

Poseurs, wannabes, fedora-tippers and metalheads cower in fear as they realize a $100 guitar can make better music than they ever could with their dated acoustics and ridiculous "shred" guitars.

Actually there is, the Gibson Les Paul.

there are many shred guitars around the same price, dean comes to mind
but yeah, squier slaps hard, shame their prices are probably going to skyrocket

Repelling, not attracting. I understand you need to be illiterate to still want a gibson but come on.

Lol nice roleplay Boomer youre probably some overweight plumber jerkin it ur gibson

Just as i expected a cop out. Does the real edsel know?
Hes probably a neet

Yes, I know

>Not having a guitar for each possible tuning as well as a drop tune pedal just in case

WON'T EVER
FUCKING
MAKE IT

>t.Kevin Shields wannabe

>being so djent your posts are djent lyrics

you are correct user. trachefag and jcum are confirmed personalities and there is proof now. as ashamed as i am to admit this the last few days i notice that he had slipped up and the trolling images he was using recently for trachefag and jcum had the same type of filename
notice how all the above images in these posts have a 201xxxxx_xxxxxx file name

Plumbers make really good money and in about ten years they’re about to make even more when all the boomers retire. Your lack of respect for unionized work proves you’re a jobless child that hasn’t entered the work force THUS incapable of understanding why Gibson is the best brand in the world. Thank me later bitch *drops mic*

lol dem hex’s get you every time

If you spent half as much time working as you did fanboying over your anime guitars you might be able to afford one

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Givsom>Gibson

The new /gg/intern who keep /gg/ alive dont give a shit. They get paid peanuts.

Nice projection but I’m not the Yui poster, I’m the dad that’s gonna kick your ass and you will thank me later.

here is more from the thread before last
>201xxxxx_xxxxxx
i guess he thought no one would notice

>tfw no anime guitar
>tfw it's $5000

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Two people have android phones. Imagine that.

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the jig is up lad
these last two of the prs even has a timestamp which is scary because now that i look at it i think it might be a shoop but it fooled me the first time i saw it

what's it like to not own one single good guitar

Seriously dude, get a life. It's an android phone format. More than one person owns one.

I don't know. Why don't you tell me?

>hand writing the same as
looks like you went too fast and fumbled
your good at shoops i will give you that

Again, see

can you learn to play guitar on electric? got a room mate who works nights so a constantly loud guitar like acoustic isn't really an option, I figure if I can learn on electric I can just only use amp when needed or plug in headphones

see

>>>Getting this invested in an argument on a Japanese cartoon site

U mad?

Have any of you ever had to unwind a snapped string in the middle of a gig?

No, you HAVE to learn on acoustic. Only when you master that you can ascend to the next level and allow yourself to play electric. You knows those fags who play acoustic all their lives and don't use electrics? They never made it past that skill point, they suck that much and every electric guitar player can mop the floor with them in terms of skill.

Cope

Nice shoop

Damn dude, this actually sounds pretty terrible

Holy fuck dude just buy a Gibson goddam

BUSTED!
>It's an android phone format
No it's not. Stop trying to keep up your retarded charade you stupid shithead you've been caught red handed now

If you learn on an electric, when you move to acoustic you will have nuanced dynamics and a very light touch, so you will be quiet and monotone.

If you learn on an acoustic and move to electric you will sound like every punk rock band ever

>MASH THE STRINGS OUT OF TUNE
>HIT THEM HARDER
>OH FUCK BRO THIS SOUNDS BAD
>TURN UP THE GAIN
>OH FUCK BRO THIS SOUNDS GOOD

>Asks for timestamp
>Provide timestamp
>Timestamp not good enough
>Called fake
You faggots are insufferable

this is true. acoustics require more physical effort to play. not enough to tire or hurt you but enough that you have to relearn your technique for the other guitar. they also have flatter necks than most electric guitars not meant for metal and jazz, because most other electric gutiars are purpose built for boomer rock (sliding chords up and down between frets 1-9 and strumming like a madman).

You do realize you're being baited just because you feel the need to 'defend' yourself, right?

>See a guitar general thread
>Have to check the year
>It's 2019

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>he says as he frantically goes about changing all the filenames in his /gg/ troll folder
kek. lets see what the filename looks like when i upload an image from my android

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Yeah, I know

welp that's that. personality confirmed

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OK, you're right and I was mistaken. It's a Google Drive format. I upload them to my computer first.

hopefully in the 2020s guitar will finally be rid of the "i want to be a rock star" players and return to being a normal instrument like cello

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Lmfao this nigga has an ibanez rg

EVERYONE CHECK OUT THIS BETA NERD

No, I was correct. It's my phones format

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>not believing someone owns a 500 burger gookshit PRS
Kek I dont know who you're arguing with but I made this just for you

streamable.com/u2dj0

>replying to your trachefag persona with a trachefag reaction image

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Is the bang dream poster another persona?

Yeah, I thought it was funny that you used my reaction image against me.

Gibsons are meh. Heavy as fuck guitars with fat as fuck necks. Theyre made to precision & I'm not gonna say its not a good brand (it is) but thats its the best in the world is subjective hyperbole.
Personally i go a JS series Ibanez with custom Dimarzios.

you're a total nutter m8 seek help

Don’t mistake passion for madness

No shit. Bassfag was a personality blue jem was a personality. The kid has crippling autism.and is slipping up
See

this is on another thread. jesus read some online theory about it ffs

Dont mistake delusion for sanity

I wouldn’t expect a day laborer to understand why plumbing is important.

Yeah, you're right. The world's flat, we never went to the moon, school shootings are false flags, Paul is dead and I'm a persona. I'm going to go not play my guitars I don't have now. Maybe someone will jump in pretending to be me and keep this going while I'm gone. Have fun.

What?

Close your mouth, hunny, you look like a trout.

i have an RG too. Nothing wrong with them for mid range as long as you get a decent Japanese made model. Good road guitar because it isnt valuable to knock about on stage. The custom pickups on my RG are worth more than what i payed for my RG. If set up well its not a bad road axe.

>they're made to precision

hahaha

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mate stop that was my first post in this thread. everyone download Yea Forums x first chance you get so you don't end up like this guy calling everyone roman

Lol I don’t see a headstock. Nice try.

gibsons are made for nostalgic old people and young people who like to imitate old farts

That's how you know it's an authentic gibson.

thats all part of the character....is that an original fingerboard?
btw not a gibson fanboy so hate away

Where the FUCK is my (you)

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hello I've been off /gg/ for a couple months, what has been the hot topics around here lately?

Also people with money

Ah so you have actually never played a Gibson. You should try it, thank me later.

could've been the mark left behind after the owner killed a hooker with it in his hotel room

Gibsons suck. Fucking suck.

You own a suction cup dildo?

With stains on it?

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Are you trying to be funny?

ah, same old same old then

if his friends didn't know he was a bottom gay they do now

Yeah buddy. Stains are from the lingerie it's in a box with. Got it so I could DP my whore of an ex, when we broke up i figured fuck it i paid for it

did you date blancnoir? I remember a video of her being fucked like that in fishnets on a floor like this

yeah, character. gibsons have historically been a crapshoot. it's like a $2000 guitar lottery where you might get a good one and you might get something that's just worth the name on the headstock. and then they charge you anywhere from $500 to several thousand more because it's a limited run, dude, get it while you still can because the orange is slightly different.

>owns a dildo with lingerie
>"it's for my...ex girlfriend..."

Kek nah she was just some sorority slut like any other.

I’m just trying to make sure you have fun before you grow up and get a job so you can buy that Gibson, you’ll thank me later too.

Oh so youre the unfunny troll. Did you mistake me for someone else?

Whenever I go to a pawn shop looking for a steal on a better guitar nicer than my MIM strat I see a fuckload of gibsons lining the back wall. Every time.

From this I infer that a lot of poor people buy gibsons to pretend to be rich and later have to pawn them for quick cash because they're poor and bad with money.

And who did I mistake you for? Certainly not someone smart and wealthy enough to own a Gibson lol

its ok man. i'm a player not a hater. i appreciate all axes for what they are. even though this thread is cringey as fuck. i'm a late poster ITT btw

It’s not a lifestyle for poor and dumb people user, not everyone is tall enough to ride ;^)

PS: Same with accessible "metal" brands like schecter, ltd, bc rich and jackson but I think that's because of all the young guys who want to be metallica and later realize they didn't have any passion for guitar, or realize those low end metal planks suck. The guitars I see the least of are American strats.

that's only half of gibson owners. the other half are boomers who are lawyers, engineers, doctors etc. who aren't serious about music but like to "rock out" for an hour a week playing blues licks pretending they're some faggot rockstar from their youth

most people don't play strats because they want humbuckers and a neck that doesn't feel like you're playing a fucking tree trunk

Ever seen a violin neck?

Lmfao
>rent free

you can appreciate the guitar but when it's as good a $500 mexican fender, that's $1500 that could have gone into the stock market but instead went into the words "i own a gibson"

how much money can you make from those words? probably not a lot, yngwie, beck, and all those other guys play strats...

>most people don't play strats because they want to cheese their way through playing distorted and have tiny baby hands
FTFY

i love how you call yourself out. You can’t be rent free in your own head jcum. I guess you’re protective of your title huh?

there are some fakes about too so....
esp with really old guitars, like old Gibsons that have seen a LOT of life & action. Many have repairs (new necks not guine parts, wrong pots etc)
Know your shit is key. Same with old fenders. Whatever. If Springsteen's fav Fender is a total hackjob, then whatever i guess

>someone gets called a day laborer
>jcum thinks it’s about him
This life is beautiful

Ok retard

>Get btfo
>Double down as a retard
Kek hows that working out jackass

electric guitars are grounded as well the fuck you mean

I just love how consistently people get BTFO in this thread, first jackson brah, then glass guitar brah, then schizo brah, the keks and timestamps are never ending in this thread

wtf - you can get strats with fast necks.

So youve never played a strat i take it.

yep.
btw can you post a pic of yourself with timestamp user

Sam post a timestamp of your dying dad

I did, I'm dildo PRS brah

i can't fap to that, i need real people
j/k hahahaha

GUITAR FINALLY TURNED YOU GAY

it was only a matter of time. if only i had bought a fucking gibson this wouldn't have happened.

Get a job, buy a Gibson and thank me later

This is sad.

There's more to music than chords. Literally just use your ears to listen to what's happening

Is the sentence that strikes fear into the hearts of poorfags everywhere?

weight is a big difference. also cosmetics a bit. honestly my best advice for EVERYONE ITT never buy a guitar unless you play it first. like for real who the fuck buys a car without a testdrive first

Based

Based and dildopilled

That’s a weird ass pink whammy bar you got there, friend...

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a new definition of guitar wank.

yeah i remember when i first learned the blues scale

CLAIRO THREAD WHEN