What do Yea Forumstants (female) listen to?
What do Yea Forumstants (female) listen to?
>Yea Forumstants (female)
no such thing
they're Yea Forumscore drones, if anything.
I'm pretty sure those don't exist
women don't actually like music
Gentle Giant, Magma, Cardiacs
prog rock
>inb4 women don't like prog
Women don't care about music, or art at all.
The only reason that women will take interest in music is when they are ugly/want to impress a cute guy that is into music or art.
This is why all women leave music as soon as they get married because they don't have a need for that-they reached their goal.
Now you will say "there are tons of female musicians" yeah, but female musicians are all about fame or money, not for the art, unlike men who truly care about the art sometimes. Sure, some are exceptions you would say, but it comes back to my original point-grimes for example, is not famous nor rich, but she is ugly, and must have something like music (at least until marriage) to fall back on.
women don't actually like prog, they just pretend for social status in their friend groups and to get Chad's cock
women dont go on Yea Forums, if someone says theyre actually female theyre a trans female
women that are into music (under 30 yrs old) usually listen to popular stuff from today, a ripe example would be Tyler the Creator - Igor
taylor swift, lana del ray, the list goes on...
But Chad listens to Party Rock Anthem, he isn't listening to Gentle Giant
>"well women don't actually-"
>is a virgin
this. women are shallow, soulless creatures that cannot understand art. for a woman, the experience is solely sexual and naught else. unless a particular song is able to evoke some sort of sexual satisfaction then the female will be entirely unable to comprehend it. a woman typically follows herd mentality and will only pretend to like a certain song or a certain band if it's popular or critically acclaimed. women are simply stupid, simple animals that should be treated no better than your typical farmyard cattle. god im so fucking horny and lonely bros tfw no gf
lots of different things. interesting things too. they're not as concerned with whats cool, intellectual, macho or has cultural capital as most men are
just like the rest of us
the concert-going type of Chad
who is into music
basic art hoe music of course
actual femanon here. I like debussy, vangelis and jun togawa
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why do you guys treat women like they're some kind of cryptid
""""""""""""femanon""""""""""""
Lack of having sex. Remember user, always have sex
holy incels
>some pretentious shit nobody knows to get attention
actually confirming everything said before lol
what's your BMI
have sex
Actual femanon here, can confirm all of this
Because they are some kind of cryptid
>nobody knows about debussy or vangelis
sup zoom zoom
observe trans female
theyre scary desu :( very rude
I'd like to see debussy
...collection
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Cringe post
The only girl I've met who likes prog turned out to be gay. Should've seen it coming but it still made me feel pretty bad when I found out desu
uh... girls can’t be gay dude, they’re SUPPOSED to like men
women are based desu
Adriana Hölszky, Allison Cameron, Amy Beach, Annea Lockwood, Annette Schlünz, Annie Gosfield, Barbara Benary, Barbara Strozzi, Bianca Maria Meda, Carla Bley, Carla Kihlstedt, Caroline Shaw, Cecile Chaminade, Charlotte Moorman, Chaya Czernowin, Chen Yi, Clara Schumann, Cécile Charminade, Daphne Oram, Delia Derbyshire, Diamanda Galás, Dobrinka Tabakova, Edith Canat De Chizy, Elena Kats-Chernin, Elena Mendoza, Eliane Radigue, Eliza Brown, Élizabeth-Claude Jacquet de la Guerre, Elizabeth Lutyens, Elizabeth Maconchy, Ellen Fullman, Ellen Taaffe Zwilich, Elodie Lauten, Ethel Smyth, Eve Beglarian, Fanny Mendelssohn, Florence Price, Frances-Marie Uitti, Francesca Caccini, Gabriela Lena Frank, Galina Ustvolskaya, Germaine Tailleferre, Gloria Coates, Grażyna Bacewicz, Ha-Yang Kim, Haco, Helena Tulve, Hildegard von Bingen, Ikue Mori, Isabel Mundry, Isabella Leonarda, Janice Giteck, Jennifer Walshe, Jenny Scheinman, Jessica Pavone, Jin Hi Kim, Joan La Barbara, Joan Tower, Johanna M. Beyer, Johanna Müller-Hermann, Judith Weir, Julia Wolfe, Kaffe Matthews, Kaija Saariaho, Kassia, Kate Moore, Lera Auerbach, Libby Larsen, Lili Boulanger, Liza Lim, Lois V Vierk, Louise Farrenc, Louise Talma, Maja Ratkje, Margaret Bonds, Maria Schneider, Maria Szymanowska, Marian Zazeela, Mary Halvorson, Mary Lou Williams, Maryanne Amacher, Matana Roberts, Meredith Monk, Michiyo Yagi, Miya Masaoka, Nadia Boulanger, Nina Senk, Okkyung Lee, Olga Neuwirth, Pamela Z, Pauline Oliveros, Peggy Glanville-Hicks, Rebecca Clarke, Rebecca Saunders, Regina Carter, Rosa Giacinta Badalla, Ruth Crawford Seeger, Sachiko M, Sainkho Namtchylakv, Sarah Kirkland Snider, Satoko Fujii, Sheila Silver, Sofia Gubaidulina, Sofia Jernberg, Susie Ibarra, Thea Musgrave, Theresa Wong, Unsuk Chin, Vanessa Lann, Vítězslava Kaprálová, Wendy Carlos, Wu Fei, Wu Man, Yoko Ono, Zeena Parkins, the list could go on and on...
My mom was super into prog as a teen in the 70s, but unsurprisingly the more I asked her about it the more the social posturing of it all became apparent. Her fondest memory of listening to prog was talking with a fellow prog boy in school and having a crush on Greg Lake.
Speedcore (Japanese)
Fair enough, I’m trans and there seem to be a few others that frequent this board as well.
Go back to RYM
You will never be a woman disgusting tranny
Either way, don't mysticize women who do listen to [obscure genre of your choice].
Because they do exist, and they do it because those kinds of music are untapped markets of male attention.
Women who aren't good looking enough to hack it and become influencers in the public sphere climb down to the least esoteric interest they can find until they suddenly notice they have high sexual currency.
This is good advice
All women are equally vapid, and if you allow yourself to fall for the elaborate costumes they out on, you're doing yourself a disservice
have sex, unironically
this is the board that orbits that one 6/10 girl on RYM just because she's a ~biological female~
you're probably one of those orbiters.
take your own advice and have sex instead of putting women who don't even know you exist on the pedestal.
3pbp
i like rachmaninoff, nancarrow, alice/john coltrane, bach, wagner, messiaen, medtner, pauline oliveros. i dont give a shit about male attention, in my experience men have been disappointingly ignorant whenever i try and converse w/ them about my favorite media because they're focused on posturing for female attention and outperforming other men. which is how you know all of the misogyny on here is projection
alt chad/art fuccboi here
i get girls to trust me with my talents, but, since i'm an actual artist, i only care about myself.
I've broken so many stupid thots. Finna be like Picasso, and drive bitches literally insane.
I'm completely happy with myself too.
based antiwarhol drone
>here let me namedrop all the classical I like, plus a token black artist
>oh btw men posture too much
you seem insanely punchable
BITCH
white knight here. You'd better apologise to the lady.
Now.
Hello
nice larp faggot
trans women are women.
post boipucci
have sex
i'm a girl and i like strauss, beethoven, eric dolphy, scriabin, a bunch of other high artistic currency jazz/classical artists, the cure and burzum. you can tell im a female because i'm using all lowercase to convey a passive-aggressive, disinterested tone just like real life girls on twitter do.i'm definitely not a tranny or a shitposting male , yup, i'm legit
i went to a top ranked conservatory for cello performance. dilate
Right now I like David Bowie, Billy Joel, Xiu Xiu, Radiohead and Sufjan Stevens. I use Yea Forums just about everyday when I'm bored.
see
I'm sorry you can't comprehend the darker side of humanity, you stupid loser.
I would literally pull a Rimbaud, and stab your bitch ass desu.
I'm crazy, and I love it.
Lana Del Rey
>not concerned with what has cultural capital
White girls are. That's where all the twitch thots with Zelda tattoos come from.
funny joke there compadre
Whats you yearly income?
if i were fat i would need an endpin :)
i'm not a musician i don't get the joke sorry
never said they're not, autist
Bio female here, not fat, average looking. I like new wave and post-punk mostly. Stay mad.
sad thing is, women wiLL NEVER BE EQUAL to men.
Look at Billie Elish.. if she was a total ugly whale, no one would give a shit. Same with all your fav, quirky indie chicks! Everyone knows this deep down.
Meanwhile, when people actually want good content, they go to the men. :)
the statements
1. women don't go to Yea Forums
2. there are female-identifying trans people on Yea Forums
imply via a logical syllogism that trans women aren't women
post tits
have sex femcel
ignore post feet
>unlike females I enjoy music
>Same with all your fav, quirky indie chicks!
I don't have any because I'm not white.
kek
I'll say it again, stay mad incel losers. this is why you're undoubtedly single.
gtfo then larping faggot
Nah, I'm on topic. OP asked a question, I answered. How the FUCK is that larping?
>Yea Forumstants (female)
I thought we were all little girls here.
You all lied to me.
he said larping, not that you’re going off topic, dude
turns out it's music
oops why did that post?
The sound of Chad panting as he repeatedly slams into their femoid meat holes
Based
19 year old white biological c cup female here (I have a 6'2 white bf btw) and I listen to radiohead, Kanye, death grips, swans, neutral milk hotel, and animal collective.
Ps have sex
Post tits
>high sexual currency
I'm going to be a 28yo KV in two weeks so this hasn't worked for me.
Post tits
This.
but..
>tfw no qt goth Yea Forums gf
there can’t possibly be a thread on Yea Forums that has more schizos and larpers than this.
have sex
post tiddies
Don't you incels at least talk to your mom?
Only to tell then hurry up with the chicken tendies
I always talk to her when I need a new batch of tendies.
YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND HER. LEAVE US ALONE AND FUCK OFF FAGGOT.
This
I'm just passing through. I guess I'll post my current favorites.
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
youtu.be
I know none of it is Yea Forums-core or "patrician" but maybe that's because I stopped frequenting this place a while ago.
there's more to life than listening to what other people tell you to and bragging about it. You'll grow out of it someday, I hope. Or you're just a larper or something, that's pretty good bait. Don't know why a stacy would waste her time in a place like this.
post tits or gtfo
do girls really stick their tongue out and turn their pupils into hearts when they see things they like?
same
about to go to a grindr hookup soon
wish me luck anons
All the time. Yesterday she refused to change my diaper, so I told her that she was a worthless dried up femoid cunt that no Chad would ever even touch.
they're nothing special, seeya around user.
>posts nigor
opinion disregarded
where my black QUEENS at?
really boring taste honestly
she cute
post her bobs n vagine
Reporting in
The Knife, Tim Hecker, Uranium Club, The Garden
source:uhhh I guess I could take a pic of my vag?
Good work user.
That bitch needs to learn she's there to cook your tendies and change your nappies. Show her whose boss.
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>The Garden
you're a femoid alright
post nigress tits pls
Post vag or you're larping
I hope we do have girls here cause I like girls that go to shows and aren't like tattoo'd from head to toe and have two septums and poison green hair.
eww, this nigs looks like a dirty mop.
Would fucking murder a child for a black gf
Thanks for letting us know
Duster
lol I didnt know there are so many incels on Yea Forums
anime openings
Why do men like art then
>the only alternative to incel batshittery is putting women on a pedestal
why do people today refuse to acknowledge nuance
Their fucking bones shattering as I kick them in the spine down the subway stairs in broad daylight
father john misty
everclear, bloodhound gang, nickelback, hinder, theory of a deadman
All women are unironically queens and deserve everything in the world.
Unironically fucking Kpop. And half of those fuckers don't even like it for the music
Man is himself a work of art
fucking pleb outing yourself
is that your dog
it is cute i think
based taste
I also listen to a lot of new wave (including Togawa and Yapoos), plus some kraut and stuff on the side. Let's start a femanon club
Pretty much. I say this as a non-incel but women will only like bands if 1. said band is cool with their clique 2. the singer is attractive 3. there is some kind of feminist message behind it. You can crave your waifu that listens to MBV and Burzum with you all you want but she just doesn't exist.
My sis listens to MBV a lot
Women are a meme
What's the point of these threads? Every person here who claims to be female is accused of larping. There's just no point in identifying gender on an anonymous website.
very nice, new wave femanon here. I got a Jun Togawa patch at my desk here. good taste. it would be interesting to know how many other women are on here because I bet it's more than these losers ITT think
>I bet it's more than these losers ITT think
this gave me a chub
please berate us dumb incels more
good attempt at intimidation, 3/10
>attempt at intimidation
i wish
ok I laughed at your chub a little bit
My gf listens to both of those
woman is the n-
yea it's pretty pathetic ain't it
is this a femdom thread now
This is why the show your tits meme was a thing. The only reason to ever claim to be female on the anonymous boards of the Internet is because you crave attention from beta males. You are by default a horrible person, at least the ones who proved they were female were just having fun.
yes now step on my balls
You are not a girl, avant-math god
wife that shit up
Everyone in this thread besides myself:
Don't talk to me
The sound of my dick thrusting into their mouth
hey qt :)
Femanon here, I listen to Duster, Built to Spill, Nick Drake, Midori, Kurt Vile, etc.
Good luck lil' boi :^)
My favorites are Brian Eno, Stereolab and John Cale. And I'm not a tranny, that shit is disgusting.
t. tranny
Why do every nigger on this board thinks women who post here have a dick
Post your hands
Because they fucking do, no woman wants to use Yea Forums for anything other than brief attention
There are no women on the internet, at least round these here parts
Bring Me The Horizon - Sempiternal
Ironically, the bang changed their second after that album to something more mainstream. Looks like the divorce has ruined the lead singer. Hannah is based for divorcing his ass, look at how he changed in these 3 years. Now he looks like a skinny soundcloud member
The only female Yea Forumstants (female) (male) you're gonna find here are female (male) mutants
I come on this board to discover music and shitpost. Only said I'm a femanon because this is a thread about that subject. But I agree that people who keep saying "hey, femanon here" in random threads should neck themselves for being such attention whores.
To the femanons ITT (in particular the attractive ones):
What is it like to have almost 50% of the world's population ready to do your bidding at the snap of your fingers?
doesn't work for me
Not attractive enough?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!
FUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!
IM SO FUCKING HORNY AND LONELY YOU GUYS. HOW THE FUCK DO I GET A Yea Forums GF????????
I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE!!!!!!!!!!!
Your bait is piss-poor my friend.
This pretty much
I know girls that suddenly like ugly shoes and basketball because guys they like like those things
This but unironically. I'm a sad lonely man.
same
lmao dude. it's not that simple unless you're in the 5% of stupidly attractive women
I rarely talk to men outside the internet
kill yourself or go to concerts
What would you rate yourself? Are you overweight?
420/10 and 69 pounds
Theres literally quarter of a ton women with bfs, get out of here.
go outside incel
all you have to do is send nudes to guys you like meanwhile dick pics don't have the same power
Sorry, but in my professional opinion theres waay more guys going for ""conventionally"" unattractive girls than vice-versa
i guess you got me there fucker, but i dont agree trans women are full women since they cant reproduce like biological women
This is so wrong. I speak from experience. There are so many examples of conventionally attractive women going for ugly men. Think of rock star model wives. SO many ugly men with hot women, but they got one thing most of you don't: a personality, a job, or a sense of humor. maybe a little of all three.
i suppose you got me there fucker, but i dont agree trans women are full women since they cant reproduce like biological women at the moment. if a trans woman can get preggers i'd consider them full woman
wew sorry i aborted the first post because it sounded retarded. darn it this is so embarrassing!
not even gonna read that. speak to a woman, have sex.
>one thing
>names three
Again, difference is youll find more guys who dont mind a lack of any/all of those three than grills.
can we go back to talking about music?this is devolving into an /r9k/ thread
Have my children please
Fat middle aged femanon here. Insult me/AMA!
Is there a fellow 80s hair metal fem user out there?
CUTE now post feet
then start talking about music instead of ignoring my point. one thing, three things, whatever. it was a typo. people getting laid have at least ONE of the things I mentioned.
Show me those milkers
my point was that there immensely more men who are more 'forgiving' of a lack of those qualities than women.
I didnt much care for Tyler's new album. It was interesting and there were a few bangers but it wasn't his best.
This. It's the same with Rush fans. They think they enjoy progressive rock, but only do it for attention.
>user practically ends shitpost with "this is satire, don't take it seriously"
>literally everyone takes it seriously
is Yea Forums the most reddit board on Yea Forums?
You could talk to my mom
You're a real bro, cheers mate.
>women can't enjoy music
>women are all stupid
>Also, women can do no wrong
>Every woman is amazing and flawless
t. Yea Forumstant (female)
Yikes for everything except Pixies
I have a qt younger boyfriend who has similar music tastes as me & we like to discuss and share our favourites.
I like kate bush, ween, talking heads, akiko yano & general art pop/post-punk stuff
Show him this and tell him that from now on you both are gonna exclusively listen to avant-prog
youtube.com
wait wtf she actually looks like one friend of mine
I already listen to this lol
It's good
Alright this then
youtube.com
i want to fuck hojak
>makes a long list of musicians
>doesn't include the word "mega" in there somewhere
weak
white guys are fucked up...
so uh ... how's it goin
t.
>the list could go on and on...
WRONG, there's nothing after the letter Z.
shittyyy shittyyy threeaad
pleeaase beee deeaad
based
fuck femanons but that post is disgusting nigger
tfw no gf who wouldn't call me autistic for liking avant-prog and using rym.
tfw no gf to share recs with and talk about the evolution of free jazz
Why even live?
have sex
just go on tinder or okcupid and see their music tastes. Complete shit.
I like Lorn, Phuture Doom and luupy
based
very true
most females on /mu, even the dykes
Bimbo hypnos
>/pol/
Hi! Few things to start off with =]
1) Yes I replied to you because you're a female Yea Forumstant, 'tis an awesome thing to see!
2) I'm Dan.
3) Don't be intimidated, but I'm not a stereotypical guy. If anything, I'll be the one in the kitchen =D.
Sex is evil, a temptation of the demiurge. Go pray.
oh fuck off idiot.
it's a meme you dip
extremely based and redpilled
I miss this meme.
My gf listens to MBV and Burzum. She also likes a lot of other music from Yea Forums core like Aphex, Burial, Radiohead or King Crimson and I didn't introduced her to this music.
im so lonely
im so fucking sorry...
I'm still a noob when it comes to music, but I worship Kate Bush. Absolutely. I *get* her music so much. So feral and genuine. True art.
Lately I've been having Terrence Trent D'Arby on repeat. I'm liking Vibrator the most.
Where did ya meet her? I want a gf like that.
Cringe
itd be cool to have gf who is more into music than me. then i could get better recommendations than mu and leave this shithole
something smells fishy
Black metal, prog rock, rap, r&b here
would kiss
why do hipsters and art hoes love black metal as opposed to other extreme metal genres such as death metal or thrash
wow wow calm the fuck down Incel-chan
Ive been into metal, and dark shit since the beginning. Its what gave me a love for all music. I only branched out into other genres once i had heard everything metal had to offer.
Hiatus Kaiyote, Swing Out Sister and Squarepusher, almost exclusively here
Black metal is a status symbol, because it's edgy despite being mostly bad. Sludge/stoner/doom is the only good metal
This guy doesn't exist
>despite being mostly bad
I'm gonna have to disagree with you there. If you can only enjoy Sludge, Stoner (which is pretty shit aside from a couple of cool bands), and Doom you're probably not the best person to judge and criticize metal music, let alone extreme metal.
because they're assholes and there's not enough drone metal to say you've consumed
baste
Death metal is best metal
Based dick
This
yeah, agreed
stoner, doom, and sludge are more "metal for people that don't listen to metal" than black is
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