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deathrash
your mom edition
POST POWER METAL!!!!!!!
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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
I'm 16 and my taste is fucking superior edition
FUCK OFF SHAVING PUSSY
One of the goats ep’s
melodeath sucks
100% you’re going to experience hearing loss at some point of your life
t. gf’s father is a otolaryngologist
What should I listen from Neuraxis? Last.fm recommended them
Just pick an album and roll with it, don't ask people here.
That only applies to people from the Ottoman Empire
Underrated Maiden song.
Procession to the Infraworld, a good change from basically the entire week of Warsore haha
Post one that's actually good.
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WHEN I WAS WANDERIN IN THE DESERT
AND WAS SEARCHIN FOR THE TRUTH
I HEARD A CHOIR OF ANGELS CALLIN OUT MY NAME
best intro
What did she listen to?
Yeah but we're all experiencing progressive hearing loss to an extent anyway, 2bh
I just try to avoid headphones when I can blast from speakers instead and obviously always wear earplugs at concerts
I only listen to music with earphones at 50% its total volume nowadays. I got tinnitus for 3 months after blasting at full volume music for two hours straight and let me tell you that shit is no joke, I’ve learned to appreciate metal at low volumes now.
Mastodon
I actually do the same with most death metal - for some reason I can pick up the details so much easier at lower volumes.
Mastodong*
I like to think the Mastodon lads are secretly racist since they're from the deep south in America.
BEAT THIS TRACK
I DARE YOU TOP THIS SHIT
Are we officialy posting charts again boys?
Need black metal recs.
HERE YOU GO FUCKER
THEY'RE ACTUALLY EXTREMELY CLOSE FOR ME BUT YOU HAVE VERY GOOD TASTE
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>for some reason I can pick up the details so much easier at lower volumes.
This is something very important to note at least now I can pick up every little detail about the shit I’m listening to instead of just hearing this big wall of sound that you get when blasting music at extreme volumes
Here, I have you both beat.
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>that low iq face tattoo
That dude is definitely racist as shit
whoah there
Based USPM chads
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Fuck off
BASED AS FUCK
I haven't heard this before, this is great
Allow me to up the ante
Imaginary Sonicscape is one of the goats no matter what anyone says
i rec this album, one of the better bms from this year
No, you fuck off.
Wintersun only has one solid album, and you didn't post it. But here, have some more powerwank.
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>Stop talking about metal on a board made for discussing music. Just listen to it yourself.
"What album should I listen to" is not creating any discussion whatsoever though.
I remember buying that cd at age 14 very fondly. I bought it just for the album cover, but was blown away by it ofcourse.
Thanks for the rec, just downloaded it.
You would probably like Blut Aus Nord Memoria Vetusta III and Absu Tara
>Wintersun only has one solid album, and you didn't post it.
Gonna be real with you, their debut is a 9/10 for me, and I dislike all of their other albums.
Motley Crue
Their debut is pretty solid and I enjoyed it a lot, still do, but everything they've made after was overproduced fucking garbage and basically Jari's self-indulgent wank.
whats a good starting point for power metal? I like these tracks being posted
Kathaarian Life Code is probably my favorite Black Metal song. What do you think of it and what is your favorite Black Metal song ever?
Drink blood, destroying all the churches
While laughing at the fire
Kill, kill, slaughter all the clergy
Watch the flames burning higher
Burn, burn, burn the fucking world
And cry, humanity lost
There’s no hope, nothing left to live for
Tyrants of the Pentecost
Humanity died while choking on its blood
There's no god, nothing here to save you
The Christian churches' tyrannical song
While dead religion enslaves you
Fall, fall, down on your knees
Pray to the air up above
No one cares about your disease
I will bow to no god
lmao I’m listening to metal while mowing the lawn
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nice
That's a very good choice bro. My personal favorite would be The Realm Of Antichristus by Mystifier.
That’s probably my least favorite song from that album. As for my favorite black metal song ever, I just can’t decide t bh
>what is your favorite Black Metal song ever
Tough question. Maybe Det som en gang var, Veux-tu danser?, or Hans Siste Vinter.
Euro stuff - Early Rhapsody (first 5 albums), Blind Guardian and Helloween stuff.
American stuff - Liege Lord and Agent Steel. There's a chart in the pastebin, so check it out.
Power Metal sucks
One of my fav Darkthrone tracks. As for my favorite overall, probably this one:
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BASED CHIMERA CHAD
Anyone into printing tshirts? I want high quality tshirts but don't wanna pay $25 for each. And the only local shops (like 2) sell shit tier like this: i.imgur.com
Is it bad that I found out most metal bands from here?
$25 isn't that much for a tee at all
ew
It is if you live in a shithole and are poor
im drunk
metal fcor this feel?
>living in a shithole and being poor
>still wasting money printing shirts
Average My Dying Bride fan???
Lamb of God
I don't know man, I order from the US a lot of the time and end up paying like $40 in shipping and handling regularly, and I work 75% at a supermarket
SEE WHO GIVES A FUCK
Hey who told you can post a pic of me here?
based
have this album downloaded
>jednostavno rock
odurno
Devin Townsend is the Nickleback of metal
I apologize
not that many posters itt
I've only heard to entry level BM but my favorite songs are probably either: Ea, lord of the depths, A fine day to die (if you consider that bm), Materialized in Stone, At The Heart of The Winter or Mother North
what's your guilty pleasure /meal/
mine is gothic metal
Why would I listen to anything I feel guilty listening to? Just rock what you like, user.
Possessed and Immortal
some shitty deathcore out of pure nostalgia
Go back to facebook
it's a figure of speech you imbecile
I'm well aware of that, I just don't get it. Just like what you like, guilty pleasures seem like an extremely self-conscious thing to have.
mother north's intro riffs get me going every fucking time
I have none, but something that fits the category is corset core stuff, like say VtM: Bloodlines OST and shit.
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When I'm with old friends we sometimes listen to the early 2010s metalcore we listened to all the time and I genuinely enjoy it. I can't ever stomach it on my own though.
Fucking Alesana
Oh and Sadomasochistic
post some BLACK FUCKING MEDALLLL
Fucking based posts
this aint too bad ngl
War... it’s fantastic!
It’s not bad at all and there is no shame in liking them (the band is truly talented) but considering the fact that 99% of the music I listen to nowadays is black metal you could say that they’re definitely a guilty pleasure of mine.
>guilty pleasure
Genuinely good song.
this is a 10/10 album
t. nu-male
t. chads
no they were horrible and they are still horrible
death metal doesn’t get better than this
not liking blind guardian makes you a nu male
*blocks your path*
Reminder that being in good shape is metal af
BLACK
HIL
TED
KNIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIFE
t. nu-male
unironically the worst song on that album
that riff is so fucking weak
I don’t really like AA but I posted that song because it’s the perfect song for the gym, but desu the whole album is 10/10 gym metal.
One of the best Chasm songs. Noice.
>miasma
based
Who listens to this garbage
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I fucking love metal
And i fucking love you lads
Yeah, Anaal Nathrakh aren't great
This guy is, however
t. nu-male
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Listen to the fucking bullets
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RIFF YOUR WAY TO SATAN
Once Sent From the Golden Hall to With Oden On Our Side are better gym albums.
Who is this? I've never listened black metal
i rather listen to once sent from the golden hall or pantera at the gym
Metal music is going to corrupt the hearts and minds of youths if we do not recognize the problem. This message was being broadcasted regularly in the 1980s but then the mainstream media began telling us in the 1990s that it was okay. Apparently this had to do with the lengths of hair on the band members.
Therefore, we must convince all metal bands and their terrible music to grow their hair out longer again. This way we can protect the innocence of our progeny so that they won't be given over as KISS. Remember? KISS stands for Knights In Satan's Service. Or maybe you didn't know because you were too busy listening to those corrupting influences!
In conclusion we should ban metal music because after all not only is it corrupting but it's all just noise anyway. That's the crux of this. Children should listen to waltz and jazz.
>not posting the best one on the album
then again you post nergal so it's to be expected
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sick band
I believe its draugr from nåstrond
Dude, check out these fuckin riffs tho...
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How is metal holding up today? Is it still a trending genre?
Metal is alive and well thanks for asking
BM seems to be the only subgenre still going somewhat strong. Good releases from the other subgenres are getting fewer and further in between.
Metal is dead, faggot.
>female has shit taste in music
More news at 9!
>Panopticon
>shit
Worst bait I’ve read this day so far
Venom or Bathory¿?
Bathory
.................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................................... meloblack also sucks.
Is Venom even good to begin with
Bathory
if hitler heard black metal or any metal music in general, wouldn't he have hated it and considered it degenerate?
Lmao go listen to some alcest you fuking queer.
Or are you a woman?
without question.
they 'created' black metal? that's what I heard
at least they've been a big influence
Bathory
But I thought Ted was based
Why is gaahl holding a cat?
Is this some kind of reverse psychology? Do you honestly think panopticon are a good band?
Fuck it I think youre baiting me. Fuck you.
alcest is based and fairypilled
when will Neige pay for his sins
Jesus that dude sucks at singing
This is Berry Hard question, best band i have to say bathory, but My favorite is venom
went to wacken that year. one of the best decisions i ever made. i also never gave that much of a shit for sabaton before seeing them, but seeing them live sold me on them.
their full performance used to be on youtube, but then it got taken down. real pissed about that.
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Based or cringe?
Reminder that Sabaton, Ghost, and Powerwolf are the unholy trio of dogshit pop 'metal' bands.
You like sabaton? I was posting sabaton as a fucking joke LOL. This nigga looks like the tooth fairy played by the rock while he jumps up and down like a backstreet boy singing about war like a nerd. Go listen to bolt thrower instead you fuckin homo.
post honkcore
you guys have bad taste
I kiss my dad to this
Ghost is unironically good tho
hmm
what about
Bathory or Celtic Frost?
INJECTION SATAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAN
Bathory again.
Bathory
>that guy fucking cosplaying the frontman
I laughed
CF only because Monotheist
hey meal take this hearing test
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OH FAWK
Bathory
Celtic Frost is overrated, aside of morbid visions and to mega therion everything else is shit
who /sad/ here
Yes
Terminally.
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neige is a good boy
Depression is for women and fragile men, go workout
>morbid visions
>Lyrinx
based, love that album
yes.
>Morbid Visions
It's Morbid Angel, friend
Yeah, but then again I'm sure the rulers of pagan antiquity would have found Hitler's favorite classical music confusing and abhorrent. Art ebbs and flows.
that's not even getting into the fact a lot of far-right nationalists have no reverence for Hitler, but w/e
The Cure are based. Pornography RIFFS
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Into the Pandemonium is good, Cold Lake is fucking great and Monotheist is damn good as well.
Are Fenriz's ambient albums any good?
It's my favorite DSBM album. This one is pretty good too.
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Kiss Me, Kiss Me, Kiss Me riffs harder.
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JUST.FUCKING.LISTEN.TO.THEM.AND.SEE.FOR.YOUR.SELF.
yo this is actually good
I fucking LOVE this song by Lyrinx. Groovy as fuck.
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sounds like some lame Lifelover/Joyless ripoff
Fuck this reminds me when in middle school (around 2005) kids used to play this high note during class from their phones which adults don't hear but for children it's ear pircing. Teachers had no clue wtf is going on and everyone was screeching to stop it.
55 to 16.8k btw (27 years old).
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Asking shit like "Is this worth listening to" isn't the same as creating actual discussions, you moron.
Yeah but Kiss me, Kiss me, Kiss me isn't suicide-inducingly depressive. Anyway, Killing an Arab riffs the hardest
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It's intersting that The Cure is one of few bands that, to use gay meme terminology, manage to be both doomer and bloomer depending on the album.
>Joyless
i hope i will someday find something similar to joyless
speaking of groovy DSBM...
How the FUCK did they make this so dance-able?
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>Wacken
holy cringe
you can make a discussion out of it, dimwit. you pretty much told the guy to fuck off.
Happy songs make me even sadder. Teasing me with something that seems unreachable.
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Extremely relatable honestly. I guess depressive music exists for precisely for that reason.
Sweden makes the best DSBM. I guess that doesn't speak very well of my country.
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Every black metal fan I met was a no-joke-allowed absolute cunt except one dude who was pretty fucking funny and chill. What's up with that?
SHIT NIGGERS
I came across this band on youtube several years ago but haven't been able to find them since. Thanks for posting
i'd be depressed if i was swedish
it's the pose, we don't smile in public
wew. you actually meet up with people?
here are my dsbm favorites, pls rec me some:
Joyless - Unlimited Hate
Forgotten Woods - The Curse of Mankind (probably my favorite bm band altogether)
Lyrinx - Nihilistic Purity
Todesstoß - Abwegnis 121
Wedard - Wo die Ewigkeit die Zeit berührt
Mütiilation - Remains of a Ruined, Dead, Cursed Soul
Wigrid - ...die Asche eines Lebens
Self-called Metalheads are nerds with a superiority complex. That’s the worst combination possible.
I never met a metalhead in real life.
Yea I'm a nerd Metal, who gives a shit. There are nerds for everything, football, fitness, cooking, anime.
Mütiilation is all you need.
it's pretty badass to act like edgy teenagers even as an adult
i already listened to every Mutiilation release there is
You're welcome, bud.
I'm going to assume you haven't listened to these even though you probably have.
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Most I meet who call themselves that listen to nu-metal or metalcore.
haven't listened to that second one thx
I know, that's why I do it at 42
I even get to bang young scared girls with daddy issues, ain't it awesome
Why the fuck did the founder of Ancient convert to Christianity? His band was the first melodic black metal band in Norway
Is he based or cringe?
nothing wrong with christianity if you dont pay into it
konkurs is such a good album desu
anything having to do with black metal is always cringe.
you sure do Casanova;)
this, if you can get any benefit from it go ahead
everything is better than being cancerous leftist or muslim
goddamn bald varg is fucking ugly
Still haven't checked out the new Batushka album. How does it hold up?
I actually think he looks rather nice
>listen to it yourself
angry virgin hands typed this
fuck how did you know
I listened to it and I felt like if there was something missing, the riffs were good but the album felt just boring. I will give it another try tomorrow
its okay but not as good as Batushka, and definitely not as good as Batushka
I can't seem to get into The Chasm. What's wrong with me?
holy shit. miasma sounds great.
>I really don't care about the scene in Norway! I know only two Black Metal acts in Norway: Darkthrone and Mayhem!
Give any valid fucking reason to listen to any other black metal bands when you've been listening to the discographies of Mayhem, Darkthrone, Burzum for years
There's literally nothing better
I don't give a shit if you retards want to justify your shit taste by making use of "buzzwords" such as "tourist", they mean fucking nothing
Try and bring forth an actual argument which is related to the fucking music for once
No bands have surpassed these three bands' catalogs in the black metal genre, now get as mad as you want and fuck off back to whatever hipster hole you crawled out of
Mutiilation is better than all those bands.
bathory is better
me too
(you)
whats with all the cringeworthy walls of text about darkthrone lately
do you download albums or just listen to them on YouTube?
immortal is shit
Just some loser autist who really has a hate boner for Norwegian black metal who thinks he's special for being autistic or having shit taste as if that didn't constitute 90% of this website's userbase
glad i'm not the only one
There is like 10 bands better than those, none of those three bands actually have a solid discography to begin with.
What kind of savage would only listen music on YT
there are a few of them. they are missing out on the superior sound quality.
bAsEd
I guess if you’re on your computer 24/7 there is no need to download music but still
New album out.
Download. I can't remember enough to just search shit up on Youtube.
Not for everyone and that's okay.
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Venom is good only because they were influential. Bathory on the other hand is actually good AND influential, pioneering two genres.
Riffs that sound like this?
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Monotheist is the only one there you mentioned that is actually good.
monotheist SUCKS retarded bitch doom riffs for tourist numales
it's a mixed bag really
the background vocals on A Dying God Coming into Human Flesh are the most retarded thing I've ever heard in metal
>accidentally downloaded a metallica album without vpn on
Whats makes The Mars Volta a prog rock band and not a prog metal band?
Nah, YOU suck, tourist numale
Venom is catchy as fuck tho. And Cronos' testosterone could melt steel beams.
which album?
I mean, I like Venom and Celtic Frost, but the answer is still easily Bathory. As much as I enjoy Welcome to Hell and Megatherion, they can't touch any of Bathory's first four albums.
Much like the rest of the album, the guitar tone is raw and the vocals are eerily and angrily delivered.
As for a favorite, I can't decide between Under a Funeral Moon or Earth's Last Picture.
SATAN
FLYING
FROM HIS
THRONE
TOWARD THE
GATES
OF
HEAVENNNN
beware of the slippery stairs
you could easily FAAAAAAAALLL
AND BREAK YOUR NECK
Thoughts on Beherit?
Engram is pretty cool.
Great band. Top 5 finnish band
LET ME HELP YOU OUT OF THE CHAIR, GRANDMA'.
LET ME TOUCH YOU, LET ME FEEL.
black album
proof that you can be musically illiterate and incompetent and still put out some great records if you have the right attitude
NO
NO
NO
NO
AND I THINK THAT I'M ALL ALONE
I CAN FEEL THE RAIN PULL ME DOWN AGAIN
what is some metal for pic related?
HEY
I don’t know any incel Black Metal desu
Heavy metal is good
thoughts on this?
see
cynic sucks
Great album full of classics, The riot of violence riff after the intro is one of my all time favs. Carrion also an underrated gem
i slipped on the stairs and sliced my arm open on a window once, and i know someone who broke their leg falling down the stairs. we need to ban stairs, they're fucking dangerous.
dead thread
post funi images
The smell of ass impregnated in the leather.... mmmmmm.
i dont have any you fucking memer
metal is serious business ok?
Rate this album
For quite some time, too. Fantastic album.
Funny note: James Hetfield never knew how to play guitar in fact he started by copying the position of the hands of others didn't know what chords he was playing either until probably pretty late in his life.
As a guitarist it happens to me I don't read sheet music or not always know what note did I play if it's not a chord and I'm solo'ing but still I do know how to stay in the right key...
How would he react if he found out his band had completely sold out for cash and was literally in cahoots with the fucking Lords of chaos movie makers just to get that quick buck? He said he'd disband Mayhem if it ever got to this point. Well, the point has long been reached. FUCK nowadays The Untrue "Mayhem"
good thing that fag is dead so it doesn't matter
idk, teloch's instagram is pretty entertaining
why don't you kids like the Nage?
I have that guy added on FB and I've chatted with him on occasion
I asked about any upcoming Mayhem album before they announced it and he just said "no", the bastard
He also posted pictures of fucking Christmas trees this past Christmas, so much for being "satanic"
I mean the dude has a red neon inverted cross in his living room so he has to be doing it for the meme at this point.
do you think that Euro would have been a tripfag who writes essays on /metal/?
That didn't happen. Mayhem didn't give the okay for the movie. Euronymous and Dead's family did. And they're one of the only bands from the scene that still makes good albums. You're wrong and gay.
I can only hope
say what you will about selling out, but getting to see DMDS live two years ago in a small(ish) venue was a top 3 all time concert experience for me
wtf. people were killed over this black metal shit? that's ridiculous.
I don't doubt that and I'm glad you enjoyed your time, but at this point Nargaroth has more legitimacy to me than Mayhem, sorry
Shut up poser
But I do
That album fucking sucks
you just need to listen to it louder
>legitimacy
you are a textbook poser
This thread is slow as fuck. Time for a new thread.
American black metal sucks
listen to it louder