This shit sucks.
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Black Keys
Grayson Howard
Adrian Sanders
why tf are you posting the black keys
Camden Butler
This is a music board. Black Keys make music.
Josiah Thomas
Lol, the Black Keys make jingles. The shape of advertisement to come.
Hunter Morgan
It's barely even a jingle, though. There's nothing new at all being added to the sound.
> Well they don't have to! They're a blues band.
inb4 you say that.
Blake Hill
Perhaps you misunderstand, the Black Keys are awful. I think we agree. The shit they are ripping off is terrible, they are bad and would probably feel bad if they ever stopped shopping and drinking long enough to have even a second's time of reflection.
Noah Sanders
The deal that ends up happening with youngish legacy bands like these is that their new stuff sucks but no one's supposed to care because of everything that came before it. These dudes still have to make a living and aren't old enough to just roll around in the cash and do nothing yet. The Stones haven't made a good record since like 1980 or something. It's fine.
Ayden Gutierrez
Dear lord, "legacy bands." Also, pic related.
Brandon Perez
Is there anything more pathetic than old men still trying to be hipsters? Still dressing like its 2010 and they're hip young 20 somethings making totally cool 60s rock for beer commercials.
Fuck.
Nathaniel Peterson
Steel Wheels? Come on gramps. I love The Stones too but let the fuck go.
Blake Edwards
That's like 70s Beach Boys. They were still too young to be dad/classic rock, but their output from that decade also paled in comparison to their 60s material.
Isaiah Morales
Imagine being The Beach Boys and having to see The Beatles all have successful solo careers while your still together band struggles.
Nathaniel Hernandez
Listen whipper snapper, us old folks didn't have no internets in my day, if you wanted a good time you'd listen to the radio while fucking your sweety pie on the river bank. We didn't have Yeezy shoes and Sprites that cost $100, all we had was music and video arcades! Someday maybe you'll have a sweety pie of your own, but not the way you're going, mister!
Jackson King
Exactly. I don't know why OP or anyone would expect a great or even fairly good Black Keys album at this point. It's the exact same dynamic. In another few years, we get Kokomo and State Fair tours or whatever.
Noah Morgan
ITT: OP samefags the whole thread because of a random hateboner for some blues rock band
Carson Brooks
>Black Keys make music.
citation
Justin Stewart
Boring normalfag core
Isaiah Watson
It's like later incarnations of Jefferson Airplane. Their 70s stuff was bland af but they had enough "cred" to get undeserved radio play.
Henry Morgan
I bet its nice live, stripped down.
lets keep talking about it.
Zachary Wood
What I've heard of BK was really, really boring.
Lincoln Nguyen
Jesus fucking Christ, Pat's looking rough.
Gabriel Taylor
I thought so too. His voice is sounding flatter, and the main riff is pretty much just Lonely Boy. Their's something just very lacking about the whole thing. And the "GoooOOOOoooOOooOOOOoooOOOOOOOOooo" chorus is very boring.