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Must be all that hot curry sauce.
She looks like a slimy piece of shit
She looks like someone you would find on peopleofwalmart.com
That's her second Nardwuar interview in like six months IIRC.
With the size of the checkbook her manager is carrying around, it's not a suprise
>calls someone ugly in /mu
>when shes 17 and successful
(((Billie Eilish)))
ECH
yas queen slay
is this da clairo thred
Keep shilling her. Ironic shilling is still shilling.
I like the part where she shakes her milkies
>that acne
>that stare
>those eyes
You sure she isn't on drugs?
i'm sick of seeing her too but this thread is sub-par
And ugly
...
she's a lesbian
except her brother is just a two bit actor and a second rate producer. the "masterminds" behind her are the millionaire executives from her record label
That's easy when your parents buy you success.
Holy fuck why Yea Forums filled with absolute cock up the ass faggots now? Holy fuck kill yourself
nigga shes tradtionally pretty go off urself virgin
and while ur at it cry that she rode on her brothers cock to the top
Really hope she sees this kyle because otherwise you just made yourself look like a fucking cum guzzling faggot for absolutely no reason
So, her people reached out to Ultimate Man and arranged for them to work together?
I wonder if the same was true of X: she made the first move for the sake of clout chasing.
>peopleofwalmart.com
remember visiting america as a child and when me and my parents came out of the walmart store these two transvestites asked my dad if he would help fix their car. also visited 5 years later and the same tramp who was begging outside was still there
Litterarly who?
she straight up looks like she didn't take a shower before this interview
white girls aren't attractive
Christ she bullied him just as bad as Sonic Youth did
Shillie and Nard are both trash.
I know people say it all the time but she really does look like that prepubescent twink Lil Xan. Are they from the same trailer park?
the attractive ones are
Asian girls aren't attractive
girls aren't attractive
fucking kek
Originally I thought the parents were the monsters in this scenario.
Now I'm convinced her brother is the real stage parent, living through his sister and probably railroading her entire career because she has the success he never got on his own.
fuck u guays are dum..the moment she starts wearing make-up is the moment you start spilling seed
ugly untalented retard
fuck you shill
Actually she looks like a normal teenager girl
Have sex incel
Based
Sex is overrated.
She's average 'murican.
people in this thread seem like jealous bitches desu.
Lack of sleep is what you get when you insist on sharing a bed with a loud, perverted, schizophrenic Florida man.
have sex
stupid ESL-nigger
i cum for yor wit girls
proof that you can literally market anything.
How could she not?
>She was really close with XXXtecion
He stabbed a bunch of people and abused his ex, got sent to jail for a bunch of fuckery and whatnot
>"she's an industry plant"
Aside from the fact that this has never been demonstrated, so what? The Beatles, Beach Boys, David Bowie, and Kate Bush were all industry plants. Does that take anything away from their musical abilities or achievements?
>"she was only signed because her parents have industry connections"
Her parents are part-time actors whose biggest roles have been bit parts in films and TV shows. Any connections they have probably had no influence on why she was signed.
>"her brother writes and produces all her material"
Almost all pop stars have ghostwriters and barely any of them produce. The fact it's only Billie and her brother writing and producing together should indicate they're miles ahead of her contemporaries and very authentic.
>"her label planned her image change in order to pander to hip hop fans"
Billie is friends with several rappers and has said hip hop has a huge influence on her as an artist. Of course she's going to imitate the styles of artists she admires. Besides, it's not unusual for teens to take an interest in urban culture.
>"she's a terrible vocalist"
Anyone who tells you this simply doesn't understand the female voice. Billie's singing is excellent and her timbre is extremely pleasant to listen to. Just because she doesn't belt or sing very high or low doesn't mean she's a bad vocalist.
>"she's fake deep and fake woke"
Billie never claimed to be socially or politically conscious or "the voice of Gen Z." She's 17 for crying out loud. Since when do 17-year olds write about anything deeply profound or philosophical?
>"she has a Calvin Klein ad, that makes her a sellout"
Again, she never claimed to be counter-cultural or anti-system so how would product endorsement deals make her a "sellout?"
>"her music is boring"
If that's the case, why does she get universal acclaim as a singer-songwriter?
Based!
While well produced, he music is just boring. Go suck a dumbass melon
Based and Billiepilled.
You know she ain't gonna suck your dick for this right? Get over it, shes never written a single thing shes ever played, shes using a popular style she probably doesn't care for to fit in and market, and record label executives started, run, and will end her career the second her fad is over. In 4 years, no one will remember her name, just as the "lol remember that cringey white bitch that said she fucks dads or some shit?" And the answer will be, no, nobody remembers.
>implying you wouldn't
>shes never written a single thing shes ever played
She co-writes everything with her brother. Compare that to pop stars who don't write anything at all.
>shes using a popular style she probably doesn't care for to fit in and market,
She's friends with several rappers for God's sake. Her music is also heavily influenced by that style.
>record label executives started, run, and will end her career the second her fad is over.
What executives? It's literally just her and her brother. What "marketing team" is behind her?
>And the answer will be, no, nobody remembers.
Her album returned to the no.1 spot on Billboard and Bad Guy is no. 3. She has plenty of staying power.
>>"her music is boring"
>If that's the case, why does she get universal acclaim as a singer-songwriter?
One telltale sign of industry plants is very well-produced and pristine-sounding music. That's because the labels ensure the music sounds very good and are willing to put as much time and money to make that happen. Shillie's album's release date was pushed back for MONTHS. You Should See Me in a Crown (released August 2018) was supposed to be her first single with the album dropping in the fall. That never happened and the album wasn't released until March. She even posted on her IG back in January that she had just then finished recording. Don't ask me how I remember this but it's a good example of how labels will always make sure their plants are nicely watered and grow big and tall.
>have sex
Is this the new "cuck"?
She's engaged in unspeakable sex acts with hundreds of execs and goons, and every day gets so inebriated she vomits and pisses herself before her handlers clean her up and give her more drugs. When you realize this is the lifestyle of every, yes every, pop star, your waifuism will cease. They're no longer human beings, and I don't mean that in a fedora way. Every facet of their personalities and actions are planned by the industry for their profit.
Based schizo
The only cock she's sucking is black and Floridian.
is this what drugs look like?
>co writes everything
Never proven, and considering she has zero
musical skills ever professed ever, I highly doubt it. If she was at least good at singing I could buy it, like with Ariana.
>friends with rappers
You mean, friends with people who are popular in the music industry right now.
>what marketing
Oh so you're just retarded ok
>thinking the charts mean anything in terms of long term relevance
Unless you're talking about Mr Brightside youre also retarded
ANSWER ME THIS
does nard dawg take the things back or not?! Apparently billie kept the gum? Bt i OD in fact remeber some rapper going like
"yo do i get to keep this LP?"
and nardwuar is llike
"uhhh not exactly"
why the fuck does he do this? Granted, everyone involved is a rich asshole so its no big deal
Shillie grew up a spoiled rich girl so it figures she thinks she can take whatever from whomever she wants.
no i mean every interview with nard dawg, apparently he doesnt really give away the LPs? I am not sure, i dont mean the Bille interview at all.
Neither are K-Poppers with their thin red lips and pasty-ness.
Pay attention to when he says "i have a gift for you" 1 or 2 items but usually after that he's just showing them stuff
I think it varies gift to gift
WELL IM NOT A VAMPIRE BUT I FEEL LIKE ONE
SOMETIMES
I SLEEP ALL DAY BECAUSE I HATE THE SUN
she also fucks niggers that die of an overdose in a couple weeks
this
nah it's from the all the black sperm she's taken over the years
Ironic shilling is still shilling
>What "marketing team" is behind her?
How the fuck do you think PR works, you moron? You think its just Billie emailing Rolling Stone being like 'Hey review my album I want to be on your cover byeeeee' and her just getting it? Are you really so naive as to know nothing of how the industry works?
People said the same thing about Lorde. Seriously this ugly cunt is just Lorde 2.0, who in turn was just a rip off of some other shitty edgy roastie. It's a cycle.
>"lol remember that cringey white bitch that said she fucks dads or some shit?"
these Shillie threads are just a huge circle jerk of industry shills saying the same cringey thing over & over and always btfo by /mutants.
its hilarious but highly repetitive
jesus what am i lookin at here?
this
jobs.jobvite.com
You act like people aren't paid money to do this. It's not exactly a secret.
this is the latest NardWuar episode. this isn't new to Yea Forums
>deflection. images provided on page 17 of the Style Guide
but on Yea Forums tho??
similarweb.com
2.88 million site visits on 4channel in the last 6 months, why wouldn't they. especially considering how low effort it is, on facebook you atleast have to make fake accounts and generate fake clicks, here you can literally just post a picture of lorde 2.0 with a one-liner and generate a ton of youtube/soundcloud views/plays
Maybe the way to deal with this is to just stop caring so much about it.
cant honestly say i cared in the first place desu
>uh oh, this user has facts, I will tell him to ignore me so I can get back to work
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
ESSKEETIT
just post her tits already and let's get this over with
Based
I hate her, simple really
big fat tats
Have sex.
>white women
OH NO NO NO
OMGZ EPIK BRO DIDN'T EXPECT THOSE 2 WORDS UNDER THE REPLY CHAIN, TOTALLY NOT, HAVE SOME REDDIT GOLD FOR CALLING OUT THOSE EVIL INCELS BADMOUTHING THE FEMALE KANYE GOOD SIR
it will end soon OP. the kikes don’t realize they’re oversaturating because they’re greedy subhumans
people who listen to her music are boring
Why do you think she's so popular? She's appealing to wal-mart kids.
Checked, also, this image is shill af lol
J I Z Z B O S S
Nice. Too bad all of this has been debunked several times on here before.
Her brother is attractive.
How dare this stupid bitch make fun of Xanax addicts like that when she looks like a 37 year old cokehead at 17 while I'm 25 and look like Justin Bieber did at her age
>rebel with a plant
based fag
Apparently she's a fan of Aurora and for that I like her.
She looks like Scarlett Johansson but if she had been raised by a single mom in a Oklahoma trailer park
based ronnie poster
They need to reduce her psych drugs.
You can tell when an artist is "trying too hard to be an artist" and that's one.
Yeah but I like her music
kek