Hi user!

I just bought some Belle and Sebastian records and am baking gluten-free muffins tonight. Come over!

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no, your apartment smells like cat shit.

no, you pretend to be indie and special because you dont have a personality. please fuck off.

You seem to be under the impression that I am very quirky like you, but I am actually very boring. I wear grey t-shirts with chinos and I listen to one level beyond Yea Forumscore in all directions.

first post based pilled

I dunno are you the skinny and cute type of arthoe or one of her fat friends that I get pawned off on

yerba mate is actually really good tho... the lemon flavor is shit. I'm all about the bluephoria and revel berry. god damn it. am I an art hoe? is this what I have become? god fucking damn it.

do art hoes actually exist?

i'm boring too but i can dance with the fire of a dragon

>overweight white woman with dyed hair and bad fashion sense
>a dragon

I wish I could toss every art hoe into a volcano

no i was talking about me, man
i am a dragon
not literally, just in a Kanye West sort of way.

take a good long hard look in the mirror user, the transformation has begun, there is little hope now.

They don’t exist in real life because of a multitude of factors including, but not limited to: their makeup takes extremely long to do, most of their photos are heavily edited causing them to feel too insecure to wear those outfits outside, most art hoes are insecure about their weight and therefore don’t wear those clothes outside, and most of them are crazy so they only embrace the art how style for a week at most

I don't mind them personally, but try to get them in the bottles to do the art hoes one better

ART HOES BTFO

[spoiler]that being said, if she had good heroin I'd be down[/spoiler]

i mean, maybe not h. but weed for sure. i'd ignore cat-shit-scent in exchange for that.

I'm very happy that I'm not attracted to this archetype

Lmao

for me, it's naive, daddy's-girl blondes that i can never have.

This isn't true, all that's required for the art hoe "look" is some basic tennis shoes, probably jeans, and a baggy tee that they tuck in with some basic makeup (winged eyeliner + foundation probably). They'll probably dress up to go out to shows and stuff with friends.

You can look around any given college campus and see plenty of girls that fit this mold

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What albums did you get?

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OH GOD I ALSO LIKE AM BY THE ARCTIC MONKEYS AND I WEAR KNEE SOCKS OCCASIONALLY SHOOT ME NOW BEFORE I TURN INTO A FULL ART HOE MY THICK FRAMED GLASSES HAVE BECOME ADHERED TO MY SKIN MY RICHARD HELL AND THE VOIDOIDZ SHIRT IS TURNING INTO AN OFF THE SHOULDER CROP TOP HELP MEEEEEEeEeeEEeeeEEeEEEEeE

is this like a bimbo-fication sorta thing?

nah, I'm just lowkey realizing I'm legitimately an art hoe. I've never worn a choker tho, so I'm not THAT bad.

hell yeah

Wow just like everyone else on this shitty board!

>a female wants to hang out and listen to palatable, romantic music while baking muffins for you
oh gosh, OP, the horror. none of us would ever be caught dead wasting our time like that, heh

*uses The Boy With The Arab Strap as an excuse to put on Arab Strap instead*

cam whore

>girls post on Yea Forums
FUCK FUCK FUCK SHIIIIIIIIIIIT
How will we ever post without fear of judgement bros

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>gray shirts with chinos
my brother from another mother