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FUCK NON WHITES
JEWS ARE DOGS
HAIL WHITES
Nah
Danzig is bae
YOUR MERCIFUL GOD DISGUSTS ME
metal isn't music
jews are white
I cant even make our ee-merrald, i only hear evil sword
nice rack
music with mood like pic related
danzig would be a lot cooler if he wasnt 5 foot 3
WHITE
DEVIL
RISE
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Black Metal
Darkspace should be perfect for ya.
Great demo tho
And if he was actually good.
It's shit
Voices - London
you are gay
literally a 9/10 album. relisten
Am not, you however reek of one.
Can't relisten when I've never listened to it
yea it's cause I just fucked you in the ass, faggot
im pro-life
Shameful display if I ever saw one.
MELODEATH DOES NOT SUCK
Gloryhammer more like boring spammer
Hey everybody check out my metallica shirt
Agreed
literally a 9/10 album. listen
I miss oderus
Ahuhuhuh yeah, Kalmah rules!
WHY DID ANTHRAX GOT AWAY WITH RAP METAL
YEAH YEAH YEAH
I AM THE FINAL DEFENDER!
>getting new shingles installed
>noise woke me up and has been annoying
>start blasting thrash metal
>its not loud enough but still pretty good
my story for today
They did? I was pretty sure everyone hated them for it.
no
New Vampire Metal!
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Hey guys should i put like a swastika in my band logo? Its not like to make my self look edgy... Its to like ummm avoid hipsters and leftist cuck from being a senpai of me
Will i look like an idiot?
melodeath sucks
>the pedo is still shilling his shit
>Will i look like an idiot?
absolutely
>Vampire Hunter D
*sip*
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What genre would you classify this as? I really like it.
ur mom sux my dick
folk metal
hmm...it definitely sounds like music
I think it's great.
Worst post I've ever seen on /metal/
Battle for Eternity more like Seattle's poor modernity
SLOW MOTION, LIQUID UNIVERSE.
I'M FEELING NOWHERE
post beastial and caveman music
They didn't. But they also didn't give a fuck.
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This is really good. Darkthrone did it again.
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no modern thrash band can touch this insanity, prove me wrong
really? I haven't lived that era so I don't know
Boring
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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Objective riff quality rankings
>thrash
>death
>doom
>speed
>black
>power
>trad
>riffless genres like metalcore
Post riffs for Nigerian grannies with big ass tiddies who have a cbt fetish
>black above trad
Shit taste
Manowar? More like, Man What A Bore!
>Black metal that low
>He doesn't listen to transcendental riffs
>black not number 1
Embarrassing
Vampire Hunter D (1985), heh, now THAT'S anime
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Pretty accurate. Maybe doom is a bit high.
Trad has some standouts with amazing riffs like Merc Fate and Diamond Head, but on average a lot is glorified hard rock.
>trad at the bottom
Kys poser faggot
Am I the only one who thinks this is unironically a masterpiece?
I think the production here is actually pretty good too.
Beherit probably had the most interesting, experimental black metal thing going on in the 90s while the Norwegian scene was busy killing each other and burning churches. Nuclear Holocausto Vengeance probably has the most sadistic/fucked up hissing whisper vocals, very unique approach in my opinion.
Any other Death-G Ö R E'n'Roll bands like Mucupurulent?
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>thrash
>death
>trad
>doom
>black
>power
WHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
WHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAT
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERE
WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEN
SATAN REPRESENTS MAN AS JUST ANOTHER ANIMAL, SOMETIMES BETTER, MORE OFTEN WORSE THAN THOSE THAT WALK ON ALL-FOURS, WHO, BECAUSE OF HIS “DIVINE SPIRITUAL AND INTELLECTUAL DEVELOPMENT,” HAS BECOME THE MOST VICIOUS ANIMAL OF ALL!
HAIL SATAN!
>Beherit probably had the most interesting, experimental black metal thing going on in the 90s while the Norwegian scene was busy killing each other and burning churches
>things only a giga-tourist would say
Yes, you're literally the only one one the entire planet who thinks DDTM is a great album.
most tourists have never even heard of beherit
Finnish scene was on a totally different level though.
Archgoat, Beherit, Impaled Nazarene
Norwegian scene is just fucking gay
>Am I the only one who thinks this is unironically a masterpiece?
There are over 7 billion people on planet Earth at this very moment, you're not the only one in anything really. But yes, Beherit's Drawing Down the Moon is fantastic and to this day remains one of the more unique outputs in black metal.
Beherit is undoubtedly the best Finnish black metal band of all time, but the Norwegian scene is still superior to the Finnish one in every aspect, generally speaking
Just admit you haven't heard any norwegian black metal bands besides Immortal, Darkthrone and Mayhem
Aye, outside of Beherit, the Finns don't amount to much as far as black metal goes. They were much better in death metal.
kys poser
Doesn't matter if they fall short in bm scene. They had the best 90s Death Metal scene too
Finland just meant “sickness” in its most undiluted form, blacker Black Metal and darker Death Metal.
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hey man I like trad a lot, its probably the type of metal I've listened to the most, but the other subgenres have better riffs in general
mostly because they have no taste
i dont know what this is but i like it
I cannot name a single good norwegian Black metal band
It really is a scene that appeals to American white youth, those type of people who wear glasses. Faggot vibes
>trad
>speed
>thrash
>doom
>black
>power
>death
This is ***not*** vampire metal.
so you're a filthy tourist, it's okay to admit it
American death metal > Finnish death metal
Now when I think of it: Mystic was great. I mean unironically great. And maybe Thorns.
Those guys had something going on.
Otherwise extremely faggish scene. You must be American?
for me its
>power
>trad
>thrash
>doom
>speed
>death
>black
but I do enjoy all these genres
*Mysticum
Again, just admit you haven't heard anything outside the most popular bands. It's okay.
>You must be American?
Why do you think that?
Shit boomer taste
Don't reply to the tard
death
black
thrash
trad
speed
doom
power
What an odd position to take. You like trad the most but it has the weakest riffs?
But bands like Mayhem are way better than anything Finland has produced as far as black goes, just that they get a bad wrap from faggots that jerk off to Dead era and think everything else is garbage. Chimera's easily one of the greatest black metal albums of all time and also their finest one.
You mean heard by like what? Listening them on youtube? Dumpster diving metal-archives?
I mostly listen stuff I get through trades, most people who consider themselves as some sort of scene experts usually wear glasses and spend most of their times indoors, these are the people who infest these threads and assume some sort of elitist attitude on Yea Forums.
Some of them even go adopt trips
Do you like Southern Post-Blues?
>tape trading in two thousand nineteen
>But bands like Mayhem are way better than anything Finland has produced as far as black goes, just that they get a bad wrap from faggots that jerk off to Dead era and think everything else is garbage. Chimera's easily one of the greatest black metal albums of all time and also their finest one.
Yep, perfectly stated
Glad to see someone with a functioning brain in this general
literally this. what a faggot
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yeah its odd I know, I like the cheesy-ness of trad and power metal and that's why I listen to so much of it. I fully acknowledge they have the least good riffs but that's not the only reason to listen to metal.
OOOOooo~HOOOOO SEX DUNGEON!!
Real TRAD hours!
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Only a tried and true hipster would be this obsessed with what others look like and think their opinion is important because they trade shitty garage recordings with other hipsters. A poseur, if you will.
Alright fair enough user
Based Banshee Shriek poster
I don't associate myself with black metal scene, more death metal scene maybe. Noticed that lots of glasses wearing people been coming more to the shows lately (last 10 years)
I mean back in the day, even in early 2000s, it was like the a bit feminine, long haired guys with frail physiques that were attracted to those kind of gigs
Now there are more people who wear glasses, short hair, probably went to art school: they are not hipsters, they are more like the "beautiful ones" of the mice utopia experiment.
I mean if you threw some chairs at them they would probably just leave it at that and leave the place. They still consider themselves elitist and extreme and they update their playlists on last.fm and perhaps compare charts with these others: they try to quantify their experience, but instead of physical copies they are just ones and zeros on anime imageboards
Metal is not music.
Metal is made with the sole purpose of looking badass. Metalfags purposefully do things such as awful production, edgy imagery and lyrics, grotesque visuals, and harsh vocals all for the purpose of keeping outsiders and "poseurs" out. 99% of it's fans don't even like the music, as noted by their constant bickering and infighting. It's entirely and imagery thing for teens and incels who want to look cool, distant, and aloof.
It is an entirely anti-musical genre. The most musical and interesting metal is post-metal or prog-metal, which is all dull and steals concepts from jazz, classical, and other high art to look sophisticated; this all comes back to metal only being about the looks. Nobody listens to metal because they enjoy it. People listen to metal because they want to be unlikable. And it works.
D R A D :DDDDDD
Why haven't you listened to metal AOTY yet?
I can't believe it's not pasta
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My aoty too
I love you
>thrash
Best riffs in metal. Period.
>OSDM
OSDM has great riffs but because it really takes a llot from thrash. Post-OSDM meeetal is riffless garbage.
>power
Only original Power Metal. But this genre really fast turned into riffless shit.
>speed
>trad
Not much too say, speed and trad have great riffs but all genres above have improved it.
>doom
Too much relies on muh atmosphere which is antithesis to riffs.
>black
1-st Wave is literally just thrash and second wave is riffless garbage.
I don't associate myself with black metal scene, more death metal scene maybe. Noticed that lots of glasses wearing people been coming more to the shows lately (last 10 years)
I mean back in the day, even in early 2000s, it was like the a bit feminine, long haired guys with frail physiques that were attracted to those kind of gigs
Now there are more people who wear glasses, short hair, probably went to art school: they are not hipsters, they are more like the "beautiful ones" of the mice utopia experiment.
I mean if you threw some chairs at them they would probably just leave it at that and leave the place. They still consider themselves elitist and extreme and they update their playlists on last.fm and perhaps compare charts with these others: they try to quantify their experience, but instead of physical copies they are just ones and zeros on anime imageboards
you are a retarded hipster
yes, yes, indeed, very unique of a shit sandwich, behershit were the finest among spoiled brats who couldn't play instruments.
Now this is what I call an amazing pasta
user the post you just replied to was a pasta
you look really dumb
>Too much relies on muh atmosphere which is antithesis to riffs.
bluepilled
Yeah that’s why I said that that was a nice pasta, nigger
;)
user the post you just replied to was a pasta
you look really dumb
Yeah that’s why I said that that was a nice pasta, nigger
He's right though
Lots of glasses wearing people coming to metal lately
ah mb then
this is unironically how 90% of successful nordic metal bands start out
Is my iPhone enough to record my first raw black metal demo? The one that will get me signed by the best label that there is?
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deathrash
norwegian edition
>united aryan ebil
Judging by your post I already know your music is riffless garbage.
definitely. you just need the ideas like HHH
It's what David from Haikus Ov the Damned used, so you should be fine.
Nah I actually love riffs some it will be filled with esoteric-transcendental sounding riffs
lmao that drawing made me laugh and I don’t know why
Nice
yea if you wanna jerk off about being "raw" because it's "cool" and not actually have any goals with your music
Thoughts on new Darkthrone album?
>glasses wearing people
Wtf is that even supposed to mean?
bc HHH is a proper kook/genius
HHH is an incel confirmed
It's good. I like it. Very doomy.
The difference between lofi demos from back in the day and from modern iphone era is the difference between analog and digital signal
If you cannot tell the difference by ear, then go for it. Even the shittiest obscure bands with shitty songwriting and bad riffs sound way better than even the best songwriting you can record with your fucking iphone
That is just the way it is
>ywn be held in his loving arms
I'm tired of being alive bros
>and not actually have any goals with your music
That’s kinda the point of rbm t bh
This is what nasa should send to aliens to explain what music on earth truly is like
Yeah I definitely dig the doom influence, especially considering it's been a trend for a while now and could have been cringey as hell
It's a Darkthrone album, not much to say besides that. Lots of Celtic Frost worship and even some 90s black metal riffs but it's still very much just the same as what they've been doing for ages. I wish they'd go back to more traditional metal kinda stuff like on Underground Resistance.
The haptic void is actually a good concept, transcendental BM is kind of a meme though. Metal doesn't need a higher purpose than diving into the haptic void, it doesn't need to affirm life or do anything like that. It's fine just being an outlet for raw emotion through sensation. People can sort out their existential yearnings on their own time.
>That’s kinda the point of rbm t bh
Sounds like an excuse for making a shitty effort.
>"i wasn't even trying it's not supposed to be good"
Thoughts? youtu.be/QMEqcvQQ5s0
To me, it's not shit, so that's something
have you never touched a DAW lmao
reminder that in order to escape the bad reputation of death metal, chuck faked an assassination and legally changed his name to sneed and started a power metal band
>People can sort out their existential yearnings on their own time
and they dont. 100% disagreed here
Yeah I'm not exactly blown away or anything, but it's good. I enjoyed it. I wasn't exactly expecting a new Funeral Moon or anything.
I don't think literally anyone records music on an Iphone
The new Darkthrone was a 7/10 at the very best, but people will praise it and give it a pass simply because of the name, which is always a shame.
best blackgaze album?
touche
blackgays peaked with Ruines Humaines
that's like their only album that isn't blackgaze but it's my favorite by them as well
blackgaze? more like black gays amirite?
1 2 FUCK YOU
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The only blackgaze album I ever enjoyed was III: Trauma.
>not posting the full cover art
Unironically “Sunbather” a lot of the most famous post black releases are shoegaze with bm influences while Sunbather is bm with shoegaze and some scremo influences. It’s the best trve release from that sub-genre.
more doom metal like this? bluesy lead guitar and heavy as all fuck
What's worse?
Plodcore or caverncore?
If you aren't either bald or have long hair, leave the thread now.
Unironically
Literally any stoner doom band
Reverend Bizarre's third album
Plodcore easily
I’m balding but it is still not noticeable what do?
This. Fuck normies
FML is there nothing better? oh well
passion before fashion
Its blackgays what did you expect?
Half of it is garbage and the other half is mediocre
I have long pubic hair
Well recently this came out and I think it’s as enjoyable as Sunbather
Weekly charts boys?
thx
>skinhead since 18
how trve
warmoon lord the goat
If you have a "weekly" chart you can leave this fucking general and you will NOT be missed
+Dissection, BT, Asphyx and Cryptopsy
Check out Gutted and Swallowed
+DsO, Leviathan and Ustalost
Check out Moraš and Darkspace.
+Dawn, Massacra, Sigh and Aggressor
Check out Musta Seremonia, Ofermod and O.L.D
+Vomitor, Bathory and Possession
Check out Tuman and Shakma
Amazing album indeed
based and checked, thanks for the recs
Whoops, forgot to post mine.
>Friday night
>Weekly charts
I will never understand this. I get that there's a time difference and all that, but how do you get from Friday to Sunday?
>Check out Moraš and Darkspace.
I actually should have added dark space iii to that chart desu because yesterday I listened it fully during a road trip. Don’t know anything about the other band so I’m gonna check it rn
Dubs don't lie, I'll have to check those recs
it's a running week, not a calendar week
I have no idea what that means. I tried googling it, but I didn't get a response either, because "running week" just gave me sports tips.
experience the true power of power metal
the charts are literally just generated based on the past seven days from the exact moment they were created
Is there a more homosexual genre than power metal?
this album is the shit
Gothic metal and Symphonic are equally gay t bh
been buzzing my hair for the past 5 years dw m8
black metal
I don't understand the structure of the question and I am doubting your intelligence, aesthetic criteria and music ability now
How many songs do you have in your devices, lads?
black
>implying homosexuality is bad
Noice
VERY NICE!
LISTEN TO MORGUE, POST MORTEM AND MORTUARY
1,656.
a band discovered by Kai too
>They dont know that tape trading is alive and well in the true underground
I dont even participate but fucking wow posers
>halothane glow shows that cryptopsy can still make stuff that's almost None So Vile quality
>proceed to not bother for the rest of either EP
fuck
Quality, not quantity. Appreciate good metal like you would a fine mead.
>implying albums cant have high quality throughout
I didn't imply that. Just appreciate the source.
about 6000
Best Danzig album. Well next to 4 anyway.
this is how we measure dicks on Yea Forums
Digital files are meaningless, it's all about the physical collection.
not if you care about actually listening to music
as a fag who does collect music physically, i dont give a shit if people have normal collections of boring CDs and black vinyl, shit's gotta be interesting
243,000
woi
great chart, check this shit out:
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Danny?
What are some bands that sound like late 90s Neurosis and early Mastodon?
Get on my level
>not if you care about actually listening to music
>huge filesizes of instadownloads, to brag about "muh megabites" in contrast to going out, browsing records, thinking about your choices and weighing in your pocket money
WAKE UP DUMBASS!!
>physicalfags
Check out Neurosis (their 90s releases) and Mastodon, particularly their first 3 albums
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RAW BLACK METAL
Don't tell me this garbage server is still alive, let alone still circulating in this general? Is that Greek admin still alive?
EAT THE RICH
what do you guys think of abocore?
>BMX
cringe
fpbp
WHITE DEVIL RISE
900 MEMBERS COME ON IN
>not doing wheelies on your bmx high as fuck on meth at 3 am whilst listening to BM
I don't own a BMX because I'm not 14
grind similar to warsore?
Jews and their pets
++best bt
++agressor, massacra, holocausto
+dead head, inquisitor
++best vomitor, last row
good shit dude, big ups for cianide
If it's good enough for Motörhead, it's good enough for you.
+Koopsta Knicca, Blood, Dead Congregation and Candlemass
Check out DJ Squeeky, DJ Zirk, Serbian Bloodbath, Impact and Decomposed.
i know them all except for Impact, if you could link me something you'd be doing me a big favor
>Its to like ummm avoid hipsters and leftist cuck
You will look like an idiot because you probably are retarded
>black
>trad
>everything else
There aren't any swastikas in that picture bud
He ment the iron cross
You chartfags need to fuck off. How the fuck do you queers end up in a Metal thread.
Fuck Off And Die
there's a swastika on the spike on its forehead
oh fuck
Someone broke my car window and stole my guitar, amp, and pedals last night.
Metal for this feel?
That's what you get for being a tripfag
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it's about the exact same thing
If the same thing happened to you, it'd be what you deserve for being an anonfag.
Rec me something, hooker.
haha wow i've never noticed that
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one of these dudes had their shit stolen as well
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I'm blasting this right now, fuck you
I played myself
wrong
I did not
How the fuck do y'all manage to listen to 25(+) in a week? Here's mine for the last month
I love that RAIJ record tho, good shout
25+ in a week isn't tough at all. I usually hit eight a day and I still have work and stuff. Why are you so busy, user?
Also, solid Mayhem and Gris albums there. What'd you think of the new Darkthrone?
Really dig it personally but your enjoyment of it is probably going to be parallel with how much you enjoyed The Underground Resistance and Arctic Thunder. I loved both those records and I especially love the slower doomy vibe even more so I was pretty much sold already.
I can listen to at least 2 albums just on my way to college and back, and that doesn't include workout time, when I need to go out shopping or do stuff and shit so I can easily make room for 25-30 albums on average.
+Mayhem, Katatonia, Agalloch and Arcturus
Daily reminder being a leftist metalhead is peak castration
Woah, I found another Funeral Doom album that doesn't bore me.
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Maybe I'm just in the mood for it.
Try Funeral's Tragedies.
someone post the image of jews on twitter admitting they're not white
Piss off.
Fukk yeah.
Damn, that rhythm section is filthy. I'm digging this.
Eh, vocals and riffs are cool at least. The tone and the keys are cheesy.
ITT
MUSKET BLAST
holly sheet
Any Black-Doom?
bethlehem
this metal isnt music
Planned Parenthood
...
>Someone broke my car window and stole my guitar, amp, and pedals last night.
>Metal for this feel?