/metal/

???
you alright user?

rank the ghost bath albums

horrid taste

I need help looking for a video/band. It's a concert video for a "hardcore" band composed of hipster soibois, with a very fat frontwoman wearing a skirt.
The video is from a Obscene Extreme-type channel and the logo is a hammer and sickle and a camera, if i recall correctly.
If it wasn't obvious by the description, it's the epitome of cringe.

youtube.com/watch?v=nYLKekezCxM
cringier than this? get rekt idiot

how did you become a /metal/head?
did you follow the guide?
wikihow.com/Be-a-Metalhead

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NEW CAR BOMB ALBUM INCOMING
youtube.com/watch?v=EA5eIAfutYU

Transcendental sounds like exactly what I'm looking for. I like the name hyperborean more, though.

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I don't remember the name either but it was pretty fuckin cringe. Some hamplanet goblina does dreadful slam poetry over metalcore riffs. There was a banner behind them that said "This land is not your land."

I love transcendental black metal

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>NEW CAR BOMB ALBUM INCOMING

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Yes, cringier than this.
Also, my post wasn't a joke.

same

>affirmation
>hypertrophy
>burst beat
>solar
>courage
>the finite
>penultimacy
Someone link me "transcendental" metal that lives up to these claims.

youtube.com/watch?v=dJiy5tTHy9o

>what me dont like is soi
retard

youtu.be/t0wtElYWHW4
for some reason nobody has this album as his favorite Burzum despite it being on par with s/t and Hvis Lyset Tar Oss

hmm no sweetie

>they censored the ass
unbased

>If you’re interested in becoming a metalhead, it’s essential that you develop an appreciation for the music itself.
wait, really? fuck

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>tfw can only in2 transcendental bm
metal for this feel?

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youtube.com/watch?v=jtOGh2M_boU&bpctr=1559269297

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Whens Trap Metal happening?

youtube.com/watch?v=B-Qnr1gOdpU

Most of the B-side gets overlooked, particularly Snu Mikrokosmos Tegn. I really like Når Himmelen Klarner too.

It doesn't apply for women so that's why they made the distinction

Good thing I'm not NS, I 'm just racist as hell

hopefully never

Just discovered these guys seems good so far

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throw yourself under a bus

>I'm not NS
cringe
>I 'm just racist as hell
based

ya boi Famine already did it
youtube.com/watch?v=_lOdqUmUubM

I've been reading old pulp fantasy and science fiction stories. What are some /metal/ equivalents of this?

youtube.com/watch?v=v1XmmU_s0f4

You should try the first album of them if you haven't!
its a must if you like stuff like Summoning

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Ghostemane
One day dw la

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youtube.com/watch?v=Y2QeFd7M0mk

its based bc he kinda looks like a trap too

Thanks I discovered them because of summoning so yeah I'm going to give it a listen

DEADBYDAWN
DEADBYDAWN
DEADBYDAWN
DEAD BY DAWN

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Show me your most Racist Riffs

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BOOG OF THE DEAD :D

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It's nice, but it doesn't live up to the claims.
I love it.

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how would you rank them then user?

I've dug into my browser's history and still couldn't find that fucking thing.
Does anyone at least know which channel i'm talking about so i can dig through their videos until i find it?

youtu.be/dq8l-wadpog
Unpopular opinion: [spoiler] Nu-Parkway Drive is still fucking great. [/spoiler]

And I tried to add a spoiler tag like a goddamn idiot. Goes to show how much I actually post on this board.

I wish. Sounds quite funny.

Not metal but I just discovered that the Balalaika is my new favorite musical instrument.

youtu.be/Np6HYIYrx0A

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>Sounds quite funny
Well, that's why i'm looking for it.

The Sound of Preservatives:
>Scavenger of Sóy Plants
>Bite the Bean
>Alt Right Crusher
>Sóy to Sell
>Africa and the Power it Holds
>Voice of the Sóy
>To Forgive the Cucker
>A Moment of Euphoria

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you are all gays

what a gay list
Metallica suck

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Most of these albums are pretty good but it's a very entry level selection (much more than even the infamous numale chart) and a lot of bands on their have better albums than the ones in the top 40 (namely Slayer, Mastodon, Kyuss, Opeth, Judas Priest and Emperor). Also a criminal lack of Neurosis, Immortal, Darkthone, Mercyful Fate, Voivod and a ton of Death and Thrash metal bands.

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Melodeath for bunghole

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>angel dust at D
I'm angry

>and a lot of bands on their have better albums than the ones in the top 40 (namely Slayer
Reminder that Show no mercy and Haunting the chapel are Slayer's best releases.

Haven't listened to half of the shit on there.

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*br br DENG*

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>Faith No More
what the fuck why

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STOP POSTING TIER LIST GARBAGE AND HELP ME FIND THE VIDEO OF THE FAT GOBLINA DOING SLAM POETRY OVER METALCORE RIFFS REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

youtu.be/EA5eIAfutYU

you listen to this yet?

shut up you dumb incel

idk ask your mom lol

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complaint having bitches don't get help

i guess this is okay

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>write reviews on metal-archives
>talk about the guitar riffs
>dont even know what rifts are

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based retard

>Meanwhile, at the /meal/ mansion...

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this thread sucks

Worst taste itt BY FAR

>living in a shitty old mansion
>not a death fortress

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this doesn't look OSHA approved

some faggot from the IRS called us and said we're being evicted for tax evasion

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such is the ancap life

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

ebin post

thred saved

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kek

>Snorre keeps making literal vaporwave instead of a new Thorns album
fuck this snownigger

based and redpilled

AIDS will take control and bring you to your death
No chance of a normal sexlife to deepthroat the AIDS will spread with time, your anus soon to change
Appearance becomes hideous a sight too much to take

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Ask nicely

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more like GOBBLEina hahA

Take the black acid, and follow the broken pieces of fun house mirror glass down this labyrinthine maze of blackened death psychedelia

I will spare none of you peasants.

\m/ \m/
youtube.com/watch?v=Xmq3iyW02b8

any man in
youtube.com/watch?v=sp35hW7UVAE

any transcendental bm with female vocals?

youtube.com/watch?v=EsWubEZXE6w

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title? can't find it on reverse image search.

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Which Slough Feg album is better? Hardworlder or Traveller? I can't decide.

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Traveller
hardworlder is pretty gr8 tho

>listening to non-transcendental metal

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I like Traveller the best

I'm really sad, guys

Holy shit
youtube.com/watch?v=gCMBUPjGLCg

Hardworlder is my favorite but both are solid albums

trad is for boomers

You know the video is gonna be good when both comments and likes are disabled

TRANSCENDENTAL AS HELL THANKS M8

youtu.be/TiwwbIWxjt0
Youtube just rec'd me this i'm surprised I hadn't heard it before

Only took you 3 hours.

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youtube.com/watch?v=gCMBUPjGLCg

post western metal
youtube.com/watch?v=8T5aHyzk9X0

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Does anyone remember that cringe video that got posted on Yea Forums for quite a while? the one where a few "le quirky" girls go to walmart and buy bubble wrap? well this video has topped that one, i have never felt worse for a human being whom isn't capable of looking in a mirror.

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mfw its actually good

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foam

fuck, wrong image

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reminds me of this
youtube.com/watch?v=OT-by1ufZII

sorry it's been years since i've seen it, i just watched it again and it reminded me of so many other horrible things :^(

i'll pause it
but this BETTER be transcendental

youtu.be/8_ZKS4JlJSg

Oh fug you reminded me that this exists too
youtube.com/watch?v=Us2Ns_Si-iM

wait FUCK i'm from here jfc wtf

the riffs are great

>tfw you'll never be part of a commie transcendental metal band

why live

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>the one where a few "le quirky" girls go to walmart and buy bubble wrap?
I'm pretty sure it's a guy and a girl and they are also furfags

Riffs confirmed for soi.

>mfw those riffs are actually good

The future is commie

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>antifa metalcore band
>opening sample decrying white privilege
>all instrumentalists are skinny white dudes
lmao

>all instrumentalists are skinny white dudes

Is there a sub-genre of metal where band memebers are not skinny whites dudes tho

Fuck off pleb

youtube.com/watch?v=8S6Mzvu4InY

>Dani Morgan "Gay" - guitar
Posting it for people that haven't had the pleasure of viewing it
youtu.be/PLmD_69pXpk

black metal

VERY good thread boys (unironically of course)

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post thick booty cum slut gangbang bops

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Trad chads tend to be buff.

youtube.com/watch?v=pX5ZMKCRZPM

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OSDM guys (not "old school" revivalist fags) are probably all chubs now.

Not really, that's why it's funny. Even the most soi possible band has to get these guys to play for them because there's noone else.

Although I did just realize there's a chick playing guitar off the the right in that vid. And she's way cuter than the vocalist

black metal has the skinniest and whitest dudes though

She'd be a good fuck.

Hyenas Fuckin in a Butt Boat by RHCP

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>Cowboy Summoning
that's.... huh, wow

youtube.com/watch?v=0axDWrhCs0s
youtube.com/watch?v=8spFj8y0118

Limpwrists do not entry

10/10, thanks enjoy this braphog bb

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why are metal girls such sticcs?
You never find a metal girl with fat fukken titties and huge asses

wyattxhim's ex gf (but she was just fat)

where are the proofs

Anyone putting Lateralus in anything lower than high C/low B is wrong.

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riffs are ok but holy shit these vocals

he took down all the videos lol, she's been posted here before but that was probably over a year ago so i doubt you can find it in the archives.

None of those albums belong anywhere past B

Tool is pretty boring man

I unironically like Undertow the most out of their catalog

"We will no longer suffer from hunger!"

>don't find raw BM interesting anymore
>unironically think the Beach Boys is more provocative and threatening
what the fuck happened to me

>don't find raw BM interesting anymore
That's fine
>unironically think the Beach Boys is more provocative and threatening
That's dumb

have you been hanging around women or something??????

listening to it 10 hours a day for years?

Well Surf's Up should scare you...

Rammstein - Du Hast

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>unironically think the Beach Boys is more provocative and threatening

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youtube.com/watch?v=OAePM2pNGeM

>tfw this entire album

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what every contrarian says

RIP over PSBWB? Fuck outta here.

When was the last time any metal genuinely provoked and threatened?

Dude i love BBs but how is it anything but feel good, close harmony music? Even their weirder shit is pretty whimsical.

Not since the 90s. It's hard to top burning churches and murdering your bandmates.

About a week ago

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Unironically this

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What did I think of the new Darkthrone song?

don't forget sending bombs to Israel and murdering homosexuals in the forest

who are these nobodies

Yeah, it's kind of like when Waylon asked where do we go from here. Metal lost it's edge a long time ago, just appreciate the riffs.

How is having the same discourse than any mainstream media outlet and the majority of people (but a tiny bit more "extreme") provoking?

>AAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH edition
>not ÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÄÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÖÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜÜËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËËRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHGHGHGGHGHGHGGHGGGHHHH edition
Sodomize yourself.

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Are there any good podcasts that focus on metal?
Like not mainstream metal journalism bullshit
More like dudes shooting the shit about extreme metal or talking about new discoveries and shit
More extreme metal focused

Well the whole album is out...

The full album is out, dumbass.

test to speech of this thread

Pretty sure the whole concept was started by Hunter Hunt Hendrix of Liturgy fame with his pretentious and awful sound: youtube.com/watch?v=xm8obBcg7Ts

Fill in the blank:

Any music but _____ is false and must not be allowed into the hall of Western canon.

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loooooool innit

traditional christian hymns

USPM

Those are some nice hips.

It would be cool if I could trust any of you cucks with contact information to put together an informal discussion show
Unfortunately I saw what happened to that idiot that spammed his atmoblack album

music made by whites

Any music but those are some nice hips is false and must not be allowed into the hall of Western canon.

>but...but...who am I kidding, all music is degenerate and only piercing our eardrums we can get closer to god, also, jewish people

>Unfortunately I saw what happened to that idiot that spammed his atmoblack album
Fill me in.

I LUST FOR VOLCANO

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None So Viral

It says things they don't like, but in the style of music they like

nah, bro, your information is safe here. you're surrounded by kindred souls.

Some dude viral'd his project super hard, so the thread found his contact info and relentlessly trolled him. It was actually really funny

youtube.com/watch?v=71Wz70erOpY
this

shit I have to see that

Electric Wizard

caveman riffs and umlauts

Not gay

Neckbeard Deathcamp pretending to be tough guys has got to be the worst case of posturing in black metal history.

Lifting aesthetics from metal doesn't make Ghostmane "trap metal". There is no elements of metal in his garbage.

Why do 80s bands like to use echo so much?

r8, h8, masturb8

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What do you guys use to rate vocals?

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It's out.

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my ears

>DSO, Sceptic Flesh, Hoth
That gud
>Rings of Saturn
wew

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Reminder that black metal should not be posted here as it doesn't exist. Black "Metal" is a subgenre of punk.

here's a (iou)

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Anyone remember that metalcore band with a gay frontman that sang about Skyrim? It's not the same level of cringe but I want to watch it for old time's sake

Corpsegrinder is a better vocalist than Barnes ever was and that is a fact

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Black metal is a direct continuation of High German opera capturing all of the Aryan nationalism and romanticism upended by the Fr*nch and Anglo scum

Kysmet
You know it was for faggots because it was specifically themed on Skyrim and not the Elder Scrolls.

real talk though, I could see a concept album with each song being about the dragon priests, then maybe an lp for the solstheim ones with a 2-part long track for Miraak.

>crack the skye is in the top 50
Pretty based. I've never liked prog metal, but CtS is a 10/10 for me. Has such a strange atmosphere. Brent sounds like Ozzy and even the drummer kills it on vocals.

That explains why its often shit.

The irony of cringy nerds talking about other cringy nerds

how is she so cute bros

disagreed

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The only true answer would be a caverncore or caveman metal album based on the Sixth House.

Everything after Morrowind was generic.

i didn't know gaahl was actually gay i thought it was a meme this whole time

i thought he was just being ironic

>There is no elements of metal in his garbage.
this is how I know you're retarded

>Everything after Morrowind was generic.
Morrowind was shit compared to Daggerfall. It felt like a bastardized entry for low attention span spastics.

What is a caveman riff

I wish to know

Daggerfall was streamlined for plebs, ARENA is the true game for chads.

But Miraak did give the best head in Tamriel. Mehrunes Dagon had his Dagger, and everyone in Whiterun had Nazeem, but no one made a dragon cock erect like Miraak. True, as the Daedra infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of Skooma and covered with Hermeus Mora's tentacles, Miraak would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into Apocrypha. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to Dragonborn soul love, especially when the soul is fresh and supple after a well-fought battle.
We will never forget you, Miraak. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing staff we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Miraak to mind. The sound of dragon shouts. The flavor of Solstheim food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great Dragonborn, but a great lover, when Miraak died.
To say Miraak was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Miraak you are king of the Nine Realms."
I will never sell the copy of Miraak's mask (lvl 80 stats) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Miraak I miss you more than I can say.

What in the good fuck, user
+Vehemence, Ved Buens Ende, Dark Angel, Manilla Road, Magnus
Magnus is fucking great, I forgot all about that album.

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Thanks lad
youtube.com/watch?v=TdRkJjc_x2k

The heaviest deepest most boneheaded chugging possible on a six string

Think goregrind and slam

No opinion on Daggerfall. All I know is Morrowind was real fucked up and then the shit that followed was stereotypical demons and dragons.

Thecodontion, Caveman Cult, Neoandertals

Someone post this on Yea Forums

BRUH

fuck I should have done Thuum instead of Daedra invading his throat

...

ebig post friend

doing my part

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Was Chuck really gay or is it just a meme

>To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
god it's like you can't even read

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It's plausible, not remotely like the pasta though, which is why it's so funny.

WONDER WHAT ANIMALS HA

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>ironically gay
Do you think I could pull it off?

the copypasta legit scared me to a point where I almost shit my pants because I was afraid of going to /metal/, Your average thread doesn't scare me at all.

>Morrowind was shit compared to Daggerfall
Try harder. Daggerfall used algorithms to generate literally everything in the world and that’s why it looked like shit (still better than Oblivion and Skyrim though). Morrowind was the only game in series with unique setting that really took a lot of work to create.

>literally just Gojira with solos

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Guess I will post mine then

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lmao it's literally just the chuck pasta reskinned for Skyrim ya panzy
Kids these days I swera

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user the post you just replied to was a pasta

you look really dumb

lmao it's literally just the chuck pasta reskinned for a shitty response ya panzy
kids these days I swera

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user the post you just replied to was a pasta

you look really dumb

>the absolute state of /meal/
Yet another proof that metal attracts retards

anybody remember this ebin le gem?
youtube.com/watch?v=Fa9YS7bj9Wo
some of my favorite highlights:
>the Nirvana-level lipsync in the intro
>the way it just jumps right into the band from the intro
>the lack of emotion or expression the band puts on during the performance
>fucking plaid kid's robot dance on the right catwalk
>Tichnicol Dith Mitol
>the way the kids have no clue how to react to this so they just sort of hop
>the guitarist and vocalist dressed like Beverly Hills wiggers
>the host's "OhHOOhhohooohho" every time they finish a song
>the fact that she clearly wasn't ready to respond to the fact that that one guy fell off a roof

best thread in ages tbf

>the band dancing at the end

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warmoon lord the goat

that fucking shimmy at 0:55 he does holy fuck

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It truly is a great album at first I though it was some uninspired 90s black metal worship album but it has actually some very good riffs and beautiful piano/synth melodies. One of the best albums this year.

>abolish foreigners

more like Demolish foreigners ammirite?

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youtu.be/wQ6MYB2-iYY
Idk what meal is talking about, he acts like a heterosexual

user did we watch the same video?

proper headscratcher of a post lol

2020 for sure

Why would they waste those riffs on meme politics

'cause they think they're gonna make the libtard version of this
youtube.com/watch?v=F5f6u5IdWO4

>starring the Cynic homos
Here's another good one, Chuck basically talking about how the whole band ditched him because he told them he's gay (presumably)
youtube.com/watch?v=VuX2cPOQ5qY

Catchy

youtu.be/tUYSOtNfzm8

youtu.be/bc7U0LKDozY
>2:05
How the fuck he do that with his voice.

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metal is probably the most embarrassing genre of music. seriously only children listen to it

what are the ones on the right

And yet, he's a far better musician than you would ever dream to be.

sounds like the tape being sped up towards the end of the scream

Kek I thought it was a joke but Chuck’s mannerism truly screams “I’m gay” /pol/fags btfo again

My mans has just got really good vocal range, Devy used to hit notes like that all the time.
youtube.com/watch?v=VRcwCVkN_7I

Anyone listened to the new Fleshgod Apocalypse?

IMO it's an improvement and has slightly more tolerable tracks but still not back to their early form.

You have to be more specific

That’s not metal

Its just buttrock filler that gets people moving at festivals while waiting for five finger death punch, it doesnt define all metal

so fucking what, why did you assume I mean anything bad by calling him a homo?

I was 12 and saw some Ozzy collection cd commercial on tv. I had never heard Paranoid or Bark At The Moon before, but parts of them were played on commercial. After that I just knew, that I fucking wanted that cd, so I asked my parents to buy it for me. It was also first cd, that I ever got. After that I got into all that classic nwobhm and power metal. Now I'm 30 year old boomer and mostly listen thrash and black.

white trash who was raised on metallica here

Big same, my Mom went to school Kirk so even though they were huge by the time I knew what music was it still felt kinda local

Holy shit he was a fag, it was true after all.

Some guy on a runescape forum said metal was really cool.

post big tiddy granny braphog riffs

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>have a father that listens to Iron Maiden
>have friends that listen to Iron Maiden
>get subjected to Iron Maiden at every turn
>quickly realize that I too like Iron Maiden
>decide to look for more similar music
That's how I got into metal.

Delete this

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They aight

Their first two albums are good, their last one was mediocre

he sounds like gay Steve-o holy shit he even has the listhp

>obviously gay
>kept it in the closet
*sips* the good ol days

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I started with Led Zeppelin, 80s Metallica, and ACDC in my early teens. Had a a heavy 90s hip-hop period as well. I think the violence of old hip-hop grew unto the violence of 80s thrash and I went from there.

youtube.com/watch?v=kl1hgXfX5-U
based

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I’m ashamed to say (not really) that my love for heavy riffs started with this song from this Mexican rock band youtu.be/qroJpc5GgMo

And then I went straight into black metal because some dude told me that the band was alternative metal so I figured that I wanted to hear heavier shit already and that’s how I ended up listening to Dark Funeral’s Ravens strigoi or whatever the name of that song is and I instantly fell in love

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>Powerslave and RIP in D
>Filosofem in S

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No. it can't be. He can't really be gay. Please, check your sources again this can't be right we can prove it. It's not possible...

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So now that we're 100% sure Chuck was a homo, did he really die of AIDS?

lol I swear people that put Filosofem as some kind of 10/10 album are just insane

New shit

lol i swear people that hate hugely influential and popular albums just for the sake of it are just retarded
on top of not having the brain power to comprehend the music you should just stop talking

Guitar Hero 3

Yeah they are pretty good. Not very metal but they don't need to be..

I dont know any of the bottom albums but they seem extremly cringeworthy

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>burzum
>b tier
Not very kvlt my dude

I've only listened to filosofem and justice for all

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