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Melodeath does not suck
post big booty bitch cum daddy jizz jams
TRUE BATUSHKA
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(Not the metal blade nonsense)
Batushka sucks
post cowboy metal
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Viking metal
Pagan metal
Pirate metal
Christian metal
Cowboy metal...
Whats next? Roman metal?
you are all niggas
glad you asked
These people are poser deafheaven fans
Interesting....
You guys ever get super stoned and listen to old sabbath?
Bruhs I'm smoking pot to the same music my grandpa did that's so fucking cool
Why are those Romans wearing the lorica segmentata armour and fighting the Punic wars at the same time?
OP is a meloshitter and a Metallica fan bahahahaha
melodeath sucks
Look at this dude
Why do all, literally all, Scandinavian black metal artists look like twinks?
Would it be better for them to be fatties? Fuck off gayboy
I never said i was a metallica fan faggot
they eat fish instead of steak
Metallica are still better than proto-metalcore, faggot
what do you do when it's past bedtime and too late to play metal
>too late to play metal
Am sorry what
Play metal
Nah, it's mediocre.
i don't want to wake up my roommates
>No cute japanese crossover thrash gf
Kill me Pete
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If only there was a way to confine sound to a personal level
>get curious about the Ævangelist tranny someone posted about last thread
>google his "real" name
>see this
>a fucking dog collar
OH NO NO NO NOOOO
>too late to play metal
I live on countryside
POOOOOOOOOP
BLOODY POOOOOOOOP
What's some metal for coping with the fact that life is just a set of distractions you do to avoid thinking about death?
i don't like listening to metal on headphones
Power metal or happy metal
Why get some good headphones man
THIS
Don't think about death; think about death, think about ultra epic guitars and turbo drums
deicide - legion
Thinking about the ultimateness of death is the only thing (besides metal) that gets me going. When I imagine my final breaths, I feel most motivated.
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Just recently got into this band and this album sound very good so far.
headphones aren't metal
when im listening to megadeth so are my neighbours
Imagine my neighbors hearing me listen to Freedom Call. Headphones are mandatory.
Good earphones for metal listening are so underrated. After I got some very good earphones I’ve become more addicted to music, lots of details that you really do not hear when listening in a stereo speaker.
I always blast Intervals and Sun O))) to let my neighbors know they can come blast my prostate.
Freedom Call is based
I have to hear my neighbours dog bark like a cunt every day, why shouldn't I subject them to my garbage music taste?
The only problem is that I refuse to wear my headphones right now because I haven't bathed in 2 months and my hair is fucking greasy.
take a bath now user
imagine how sastisfying it would be
how bout some blackened punk?
I can tell you're a kvltfag from this post alone
how about I black your mother?
how about stop being a virgin?
Aevangelist is very cool. Trannies are not.
I am unaware of any connection between the two.
I'd fucking love a bath, but unfortunately I only have a shower. Although, if I really wanted to, there is a kiddy pool currently inflated on the bathroom floor that my aunt and grandmother use it to wash my cerebral palsy cousin.
Metal is pretty much memento mori the genre. Don't listen to metal.
Why can't you just shower? What the fuck?
I do what I want.
>punk
Are you retarded?
>using retarded as an insult
yikes, i bet you like liturgy
they are hipster shit now...
Listen to this
>metal exist
metal for this feel?
>yeah, my favourite band is Blind Guardian, how did you know?
They could be the new Taylor Swift for all I care; as long as the music is good I will keep listening to them.
pee pee
Are liturgy problematic? I thought they were fags desu
He is saying the music is hipster shit, you daft cunt
this
It doesn’t matter it is still a retarded comment
Taylor Swift is based, I used to bop to Love Story when it played on MTV
Midnight is shit
Whats harder to be good at, thrash or doom metal?
For being a pop artist she isn’t that bad. Also she’s a total qt
fuck you deaf heaven fan
and by the way, Taylor Swift is better than 99% of black and death metal
t. unashamed boomer who doesn't need to act tough on the internet
If you can play it stoned, it must not be very hard.
she sucks and fuck you
then gtfo here grandpa
playing Sabbath riffs takes zero skill, playing 200bpm thräsh riffs takes many skill and muscles
this is an 18+ board
>and by the way, Taylor Swift is better than 99% of black and death metal
You went too far there. Go sleep Grandpa
doom metal is easy at some point
shut up jew
>it doesn't matter that I failed to understand what was said
Fuck you're dumb.
you should listen to Carly Rae Jepsen's latest too
obvious b8
not gonna fall for it
also fuck off
I'm not baiting you turbo-retard I'm telling you to have an open mind and listen to more than just crappy garage metal you fucking edgelord zoomie
No, their stuff is just boring. Hellripper is way better if you want throwback black/speed.
Nah I don’t like pop shit but at least some song from the past ts albums didn’t make me want to kill myself (my sister used to blast those songs at full volume all the time). Fka twigs tho some of her songs are legit good
fuck off virgin
>love meal
>hate most *core
>tfw I'm a massive RR softboy romantically speaking
someone explain this shit? does listening to riffs for a prolonged period of time suck all the test out of you or something?
Then why are you still here?
New Darkthrone is out
okay kiddo
because I love heavy metal since before you were born
>I'm a massive RR softboy
dunno what that means but it sounds like you're just shy with the ladies, don't put too much weight on it and focus on the finer things in life for the time being
yay!!!
no it's not
virgin flaming faggot
>calls metal crap
>i love heavy metal
what?
>trying to talk about non-metal in the metal thread
>not retarded
pick one
What is this kind of drum pattern at the beginning called?
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stop fucking around and post metal music jeez....
I never called metal crap, I called specific kinds of metal these kids probably listen to crap
Where?
Go to Dave by the dumpsters behind 7/11, he'll hook you up
I'm eurotrash we don't have 7/11
i redpect your opinion but pls don't even talk non metal related in /meal/ especially taylor swift...
but he's right
obvious samefagging
I'm not the one who brought it up
nah
OP HERE AND THIS IS THE WORST /MEAL/ THREAD :D
no there have been worse
>just graduated from a 4-year school known for its degeneracy
>still a virgin
metal for this feel?
Super underrated band
What's the Metal equivalent of this album?
some gay shit
>no sirens
>no griffin that looks like a spider on the album cover
You posted the wrong version.
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Lou Reed and Metallica - Lulu
>no one thought the white man should survive to see the new millennium!
>kill the bees, praise the jews, nuclear family will disperse
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This is exactly that.
Reminder that lars is literally a jew
>Don't think about death; think about death
getting mixed messages here user
>Lars "the kike with 9 mics" Ulrich
Lots of antisemitism in this thread. Let's talk about the things we like about Lars. I for one think he was relatively handsome 30 years ago for a member of Metallica. He has also showed signs of incredible skill and wisdom on many occasions. He has also fought for justice by going after music thieves. He's a good guy all things considered.
The OP image is pretty based
I've torrented every Metallica release.
But the jews were exiled to Sweden.
reported
Enjoy your rootkit
he looks like a Skyrim character
WHAT ARE YOU BLASTIN' FRENS?!
pong pong pong pang ping pong pang pong pong
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it's the sound of diarrhea hitting the inside of a metal can
I can't tell if that's a compliment or if you're being filtered, either way have some more pang pong ping pong
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Is his album good?
This and The Eye Of Every Storm are both great for less aggro Neruosis, even if Neurosis are memes and recently keep putting out absolute fucking shit
whoops
>36 posters
>142 replies
No one (including the mods) wants to deal with the spammers, huh?
good spot user, should be more like pic related
There hasn't even been that much spam, /meal/ just has not that many posters. That being said, can I get some SPEED METAL?
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"Ascaris" was a tranny, no longer in the band though
rude
ON THIS PLANET OF DIRT
NUMBER ONE COMES FIRST
Underrated as fuck!
Red cover. This is the demo session, yes?
Why are Devin Townsend's non-metal albums his best?
These "spammers" are the lifeblood of /metal/. Without them these breads wouldn't stay alive for a minute in the sea of real spam that is Yea Forums.
Is this song considered söy now or is it okay because it wasn't a TV series yet?
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Rate my battle jacket lads
nice to see a fellow klansman here
post dbeat black metal
>punic wars album title
>lorica fucking segmentata
>rectangular curved scutum in 150 BC
>indian elephats
>with scale armour
>with indian mahouts riding them
Holy fuck I'm mad.
based
We postin our jackets now?
EGZDREME ZBEED :DDDDD
Nice
hipster trash
DOOON'T FEEEAR THE EEEYES OF THE DAAAARK LOOOORD
MOROGTH I CRIIIIED
ALL HOPE IS GONE
BUT I SWEEEEEEAR REEVEEENGE
HEAR MYYYYYYYY OOOOATH
I WILL TAKE PART
IN YOOOUR DAAAMNED FAAAATE
>Thorns
>Raven
>Assassin
my nigga
Food is expensive up there
RATAMAHATAMAHATAHATAMAHATAMAHATAHATAMAHATAMAHATATATATA
AAAAAAAAAAAAAHH
MCDEATH
HE'S FED UP
WITH FAST FOOD
OUT OF HIS MIND
ONE MAD DUDE
GRABBED HIS GUNS
WENT DOWNTOWN
MR MCDEATH IS COMING
TO TRACK RONALD DOWN
>Throne of Ahaz
That's gonna be a based from me
>nifelheim never released an album called Throne of Ahaz
Truly the worst timeline.
It's good, but most anons here will tell you any BG is söy anyway.
I almost started reading GOT because of this album, but then it became an over hyped TV show so I didn't bother.
still worth it 2bh, if you have time to sit through 5000 pages
I didn't even knew BD had an album about asoiaf, is it any good? I love Nightfall In The Middle Earth
It's just two songs from At the Edge of Time, their best since Nightfall though IMO
Which album shall I listen to on my road trip today
What a coincidence, im also going on a roadtrip today, and im listening to Scandinavian metal attack vol 1
I suggest you do the same
THE WORDS OF A BANISHED KING
I SWEARRRRRRR REVENGE
FILLED WITH ANGER AFLAMED OUR HEARTS
FULL OF HATE
FULL OF PRIDE
AAAAAAAAAH WE SCREAMED FOR REVENGE
"The first person to send me a message after I said I was gay was Faust, and it was a sympathetic message."
..............
cocks
something by Dream Theater to make sure it lasts all the way
chumbawamba
Funny how hipsters in metal like neonazi and racist logos. Really tickles your neurons. Also, fuck off.
nope
boipucci
post boipucci, user
here's your (you)
Maybe we are going together
Fucking BASED
i mean gaahl is very clearly a bottom
why do metalheads give Dawn of the Black Hearts so much shit for the sound quality? I honestly think it's 9/10 perfectly great for raw/lo-fi, especially for a live black metal bootleg. I don't get it. You can hear everything fine and it still sounds relentless.
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AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
...satan
Any other albums that sound similar to Ride the Lightning?
based Noldor user
The next one
That’s an interesting way of looking at it.
it's trash and people only listen to this garbage because of their marketing because they are posers
I was thinking more albums apart from Metallica. I haven’t heard a different band sound like RtL.
shut up bunghole
but that's the problem. The songs are great, the sound is great, so I don't get where the "hurr durr unlistenable trash wall of noise bootleg only known because of edgelord cover" mentality comes from.
even if you strip away the marketing and the legacy of the cover, it's still Mayhem at their arguably best.
lel
Death
>it's still Mayhem at their arguably best
shit at its best is still shit
What’s the best Death album?
>"heard u were gay, that's cool, wanna hang out in the park?"
>He hasn't listened to obsessed by cruelty yet this week.
Chuck was too good for this world.
Mayhem peaked with Deathcrush.
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
All Death albums are at least a 8/10 so you can go with any of them honestly. Leprosy is my personal favorite though.
Post slow and heavy black metal like this
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Scream Bloody Gore, but this is the best Death release.
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based
Depends what you prefer OSDM or tech death. For the former it's Leprosy for the latter it's Symbolic or The Sound of Perseverance, but really they are all great albums
Thoughts on Incantation?
Sodom - Persecution Mania
Angel Dust - Into the Dark Past
My favorites are Symbolic and Leprosy
>that honkler
oy vey
Leprosy
Thurston is 6'6
Cryptopsy and Suffocation are the only good BDM bands.
A good band that has been endlessly ripped off by terrible plodcore acts. See also: Bolt Thrower.
>All Death albums are at least a 8/10
>the other guy is 5' 5''
Test post
Any of you played The Sims?
Yeah, yeah, post your silly images of nu-males instead of actually having the ability to come up with a legitimate argument you stupid son of a bitch
Rate this album.
9/10, slight step down from Human Waste but still incredible
yeah actually
9/10
rap music sucks
based
What about rap metal?
the fuck is this
any nsbm that actually is good? other than gbk
Kaevum
Which genre has the worst elitists, Jazz or Metal?
Sims 2 was the best one
Here's how to win The Sims 2:
>Start selling shit out of your home
>Start a relationship with a witch
>Sell bigger shit out of your home until you reach helicopters and real estate
>Learn meditation for easy teleportation
>Have a team of people peddling your apartments and houses so you can spend your time working on aspirations, spend all your points on immortality juice for you and your witch wife
>Build a robot butler so you can fully dedicate yourself to painting masterpieces and buying more immortality juice
>Build a castle
Originally I was going to make robots who made more robots to sell, but that ended up time consuming and inefficient. I was also going to marry a robot, but witches can teach you magic and shit, robots are great butlers as pretty much their only need is battery charge.
It's not off-topic if I post metal, here's some Indonesian bdm brutalmind.bandcamp.com
soi symmetry
Elitism is a good thing
Oh and put the store sign inside your own home so you don't need to interact with the employees or customers in any way, and lock your doors so you don't have to deal with complaints
classical
BOIOIOIOIOIOIOIONG
Metal. Jazz elitists are unironically right
can I get some more jpeg for the planets in the background please
/dead/ general
>plodcore
explain
Mid pace "doomy" death metal that goes nowhere for 40 minutes and then ends
It's still work hours for both the US and Europe, of course it's dead right now
Give it a couple of hours, next edition will be much spammier
Fanisk and Solar Wisdom
Back in my teens, yeah. Designing houses was my favourite part, but I had a lesbian power couple who absolutely dominated their careers and cheated on each other. Good times while they lasted, but, like anime, I feel no desire to return to it.
Pic related. Much more /trad/ than I would usually listen to, but I'm digging. I saw they'd just dropped a new one, so I looked for their oldest Bandcamp release and started there.
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New Darkthrone track
That was pretty good. Worst thing I can say about it is that it doesn't present any original ideas.
It's 6 months into the year, what's everyone's 6 month chart look like?
>Boomerthrone
>It's 6 months into the year
Lel
Has any good doom metal other than StS, Candlemass, and Seer come out this yeer lads
encoffination
>Eternal champion
Fuckin based
Troll
Pesta
Exactly. A vapid trend embodied by the likes of Necrot, Vastum, and Ossuarium. Beloved by bandcamp nerds, despite a complete lack of original ideas or any distinct features.
I admittedly like Vastum because of their vocals and they have some riffs, but yeah, that trend is pretty boring.
Yeah I will say Necrot is a solid band, they play well. But the whole style is so tiresome. The bands they take influence from were never so monotonous. Incantation at least were more dynamic and rhythmically engaging than their many imitators. Now of course the trend is to rip off old Finnish DM, so we end up getting a subpar facsimile of what Amorphis did in fucking 1991.
r8 some my taste
here's my fav metal albums + other shit i added at the end that i really like
Neo-National Socialism =/= Neo-Confederatism
Also, I am no hipster, I really do support the Ku Klux Klan
These jackets always look like shit and so does yours. It's signaling I'm mentally 12 to grown ups.
based
>Black Metal being lo-fi
>a bad thing
It's supposed to be. Bloody poseurs
>it's supposed to be shit
congratulations, you have bad taste
Doom is easier technically, but it's too easy to make a boring as fuck album. It's harder to make doom that's worth listening to a second time, I find
>songs have obvious nazi lyrics
>band strongly affirms they are not political
can anyone give me interviews where the band does say they are political / nsbm?
>lo-fi=shit
Oh dear
If a riff is fucking good, you'll be able to enjoy it regardless of it being recorded with the latest and most advanced equipment or with the worst and cheapest gaming mic.
As much as I enjoy the lo-fi aspect of Black Metal, solely being lo-fi doesn't make it good.
My hot take:
The worst of meal is better than the best of non-meal
I hate french bands because it's hard to search the album names on soulseek.
Nah duuude, ever listen to Ildjarn? He plays only 1-3 power chords recorded on a headset every song for his whole discography. It's trvekvlt af! Death metal is trendy garbage and doesn't sound evil at all. Heil odin sire!
I haven't listened to the new one yet, I've heard it's quite different
Quietly playing sabbath riffs on my guitar because I don't have an amp in my apartment
Apart from A Very Old Ghost Behind The Farm, A.C.O.D., Aäkon Këëtrëh, Celeste, and, Noir Désir. R-right user?
>there are people in this thread who don't like lo-fi
lmao retards
if your band doesn't have audible bass
then get the fuck outta my face
>he listens to lo-fi instead of riffs
lmaoooooo cope harder
hey that rhymes
>hante
nice
>basshunter
extra nice
>not listening to lo-fi riffs
kys
horrid opinion onions boi
>good production is bad
if you dont like early metallica then you dont like metal anmd should leave, seriously. but yeah melodeath sucks
So god damn good. So god damn excited for tomorrow.
...
Name 2 records with "good production"
st. anger
St. CLANGer
slipknot - all hope is gone
Ildjarn
More like st,BANGER am i right guys??
J/k that album SUCKED!
and justice for all is boring
Um no sweaty...
yes it is dumbo
God I love this shit. I've listened to Baalsebub, Excoration and Dissevered almost daily for two months.
i agree
thrash albums should not be over 40 minutes long
wrong
new bread
Based. I need more Brodequin-worship in my life.
would be better if they shaved off 7 minutes
depends on how many songs they have really
Surprisingly good.
>Every track is killer
>Would be better if they shaved off 7 minutes.
how thick are your wrists?
gbk is overrated though
>proceeds to pretend to be le big pwur lifta with 20" wrists
they're friends, you know.
the bottom of hell (its lowest point)
>Also, I am no hipster
lol, shut up fucking hipster.
nazi retard