>When he toured in Thailand he had a personal tent where gay shit went on. Inside the tent, he would order young Thai boys to the tent, lie on their stomach on a table, and Freddie Mercury would straight up fuck them in the ass so hard that he would completely rip these kids assholes. When these boys assholes are ruined, Freddie would ask one of his assistant to bring another boy in because this one is broken.
>It was announced by Rolling Stone Magazine in the U.S. of A. back in 1992 that one of their reporters were horrified to stumble upon and see that he had people (i.e.: men) lined up to have sex with him back on the Magic Tour.
>One story I read about in the early 2000s on a very obscure website, supposedly a first hand account told by a groupie, was that Freddie was once in a hot tub with a few others guys (and gals as well), and all of a sudden a turd came up floating in the water. It's origin was apparently Freddie's rectum, the muscles of which had become loose and sometimes just couldn't hold turds in.
all true. can confirm that last one from experience
Adam Turner
Unrelated by why do people like Queen anyway? Their music sucks.
Cooper Hernandez
they were told to
Wyatt Green
/our guy/
Nolan Ortiz
>It's origin was apparently Freddie's rectum, the muscles of which had become loose and sometimes just couldn't hold turds in. absolutely /ourguy/
Christian Cook
Anal sex is fucking disgusting full stop.
Nolan Price
i prefer frotting
Hudson Adams
I'm not gay but that's pretty based.
Adam Stewart
first few albums are good hard rock
Jeremiah Wilson
I wonder how loose Rob Halford's B-hole is.
Brayden Sullivan
I just looked up the Thai boy story and it's real
Jose Flores
extremely tight, because he is extremely tight unlike our redditor friend freddie
Brody Brown
I wonder if Freddie ever felched a dude
Chase Smith
gay man? a pedophile? nah get outta here no fuckin way ya homophobe
Carson Walker
that's the dark side of being gay that the media never talks about. if freddie mercury was alive in 2019 he'd be giving tips to drag kids. fact.
Kayden Howard
He survived the AIDS era and Freddie didn't, so...
Bentley Hall
Rob Halford is a tough poof and only tops
Ethan Bell
is this sourced or just memeing? id LOVE to see a source on this I can throw around
Luke Rodriguez
would freddie have gotten on well with the lads from coil?
Christopher Hall
Queen never even toured Thailand, but nice larp
Logan Brown
>all of a sudden a turd came up floating in the water
That'd be a tough one to explain
Leo Gutierrez
EO
Adrian Anderson
I found this on a Queen forum
>i heard that whilst shagging in a phillapine brothel, fred was doing his thing when the poor little rent boy suffered a prolapsed rectum, ouch! freddie called out get me another, this one's broken! good old freddie
i highly doubt the others but the turd in the hot tub is believable
Cameron Howard
> good old freddie
Brayden Martin
reminder >killer queen = aids >another one bites the dust = aids >i want to ride my bicycle = i want to ride dicks >we will rock you = we will rock your butthole >mama just killed a man pulled my trigger now he's dead = i gave a guy aids >radio gaga = delirium from late stage aids
do you think Freddie would be cool with the total corporate raping of his music with movies, box sets and tours with Freddie replacements under the Queen name?
Jacob Green
I think he’d be okay with any kind of raping.
Adam Russell
>>When he toured in Thailand he had a personal tent where gay shit went on. Inside the tent, he would order young Thai boys to the tent, lie on their stomach on a table, and Freddie Mercury would straight up fuck them in the ass so hard that he would completely rip these kids assholes. When these boys assholes are ruined, Freddie would ask one of his assistant to bring another boy in because this one is broken.
based a s e d
Carter Cook
Holy shit he was based
Zachary Anderson
As fucked as he was I bet even he would have been too square for old sleezy Pete and John boy.
Bentley Sullivan
I fuck my gf in the ass every once in a while, pretty fun t b h
Andrew Reyes
The amount of coping that y'all do to hide the fact that your politicians, preachers, and community leaders are paedophiles and blame it all on the gays...
Brayden Allen
>>When he toured in Thailand he had a personal tent where gay shit went on. Inside the tent, he would order young Thai boys to the tent, lie on their stomach on a table, and Freddie Mercury would straight up fuck them in the ass so hard that he would completely rip these kids assholes. When these boys assholes are ruined, Freddie would ask one of his assistant to bring another boy in because this one is broken. wtf i love queen now
Henry Ross
This was my thought as well. ;^)
Gabriel Green
He didn't spank the prolapse? Amateur
Jeremiah Gomez
Yes, all the Queen members were total Tories from the start. You think they recorded in Switzerland for the scenery?
Where do I find more information on Freddie Mercury's sex life?
Henry Robinson
The gays truly are possessed by demons
Christopher Parker
>young Thai boys Frustratingly ambiguous phrase.
Matthew Gutierrez
>fat bottomed girls = fat bottomed boys
Nolan Hernandez
It means he was a pedo like everyone else famous for being a faggot.
Gabriel Gutierrez
Wouldn't surprise me one bit. But hey, at least that faggot died of AIDS and has been worm food for over a quarter of a century. Haha faggot
Alexander Thomas
I want to know the age... the size...
Austin Ward
bloodsuckle honey SUCC
Bentley Sanchez
>freddie >a top
nice fan ficition sweaty
Dylan Long
He was flexible. Compare the femme Peter Straker to the butch Jim Hutton.
Ian Wright
>what is versatile
Logan Mitchell
>was a druggie degenerate that died of aids Why is he continuously celebrated again? They even made a shitty movie about him.
Hunter Gonzalez
He was a good singer
Wyatt Lee
>Why is he continuously celebrated again? >What is rock music?
Austin Roberts
BASED
Josiah Taylor
you're really overstating his importance. Queen was an interesting one off that normies couldn't get enough of because it was the only fag music they were marketed at the time
Parker Thomas
go back to listening despacito
Wyatt Nguyen
>I don't want to die >Sometimes wish I'd never been born at all
>Last words of Thai boy hooker before the walls of his rectum were violently caved in by Freddie Mercury
Liam Flores
you dont outstream the beatles by 14 million daily plays in 2019 by just having a faggot in it. if that was true people would stream elton john or OFGKFKKWKWTA (two faggots) more
Jordan Myers
No, my point is that rock music = druggie degeneracy.
Elijah Parker
Get better taste and have(safe) sex.
William Reed
amount of faggots in a band correlates to streams
conclussion
fags stream music
Jayden Jenkins
hey, watch who your talking about. I stream music. if you called me a faggot in the real world, first i would make aggressive eye contact for 30 seconds to intimidate you as i walk slowly toward you, then i would punch and break your fucking jaw, followed by the kick ass of your life. so dont call me a faggot.
Leo Martinez
hey, watch who your talking about. I have a physics degree. if you called me a faggot in the real world, first i would make aggressive eye contact for 30 seconds to intimidate you as i walk slowly toward you, then i would punch and break your fucking jaw, followed by the kick ass of your life. so dont call me a faggot.
>fantasizing about scenarios in your head that will never happen >not being a fagoot
pick 1
Jayden Mitchell
Not surprised. That amount of fame brings a certain amount of chaos. Nigga did what he wanted and popped buttholes. Sick fuck that he is, I’m not surprised.
He wasn't a rapist, these were consensual encounters.
Wyatt Flores
> Wouldn't surprise me, but I dobut that's the kind of thing the band as a whole wants to be remembered for. fpbp
Lucas Morales
People seem to think he was the only hedonist in the band, but I bet the other three guys got through an incredible quantity of willing fanny.
Leo Russell
IT'S THE TERROR OF KNOWING WHAT THIS WORLD IS ABOUT WATCHING SOME THAI BOYS SCREAM ให้ฉันออก!!!
Hunter Hill
So much for being a follower of Zarathustra. Also, fuck all modern rock, metal, and etc. Degenerate trash.
Nathan Peterson
>modern Freddie Mercury was classic, what the fuck are you talking about? This /pol/ shit won't work here, all the music we love is decadent.
Brayden Green
Not really
Blake Peterson
>Highway to heaven = highway to cocks in my ass
Hudson Bailey
Yes they were... those lads were paid, every one. Earning their livings! Unless you're one of those spinsters who thinks sex work is rape, there's nothing to be shocked by here.
Nolan King
you are a boring cuck
Jason Hughes
this, actually. I was surprised
Connor Myers
He fucked women by the score too. He would do anything. He drank the sweetest dregs of vice.
the 'turds' story is from a parody article. don't know about the others
David Gutierrez
He would apparently get a blowie between the main gig and the encore, which seems reasonable, but we don't need to believe this. I like the idea of him inducing prolapsed rectums. Yum fucking yum, the mighty Fahrenheit
Bentley Sullivan
Queen is the best example of a band whose only good album is their greatest hits
Zachary Robinson
well a prolapsed asshole doesnt recover like a female hookers snatch. sure they both become gaping cavernous holes eventually, but a dudes ass isnt designed to "recover" and the ass will blowout sooner. i have gay friends in their 30s who already wear tampons up their rectum to stop accidental poo-slips.
Christopher Martinez
no fucking clue
Ian Torres
More rock stars should follow his lead and just call it a day when one of the original members dies
Easton Moore
>not fucking the rose pleb
Josiah Wilson
The anus is made of very thin tissue that can get damaged easily, allowing fecal matter to enter the bloodstream.
Leo Flores
queen outstreamed them by a huge amount before the movie
>well a prolapsed asshole doesnt recover like a female hookers snatch. >sure they both become gaping cavernous holes eventually, Stopped reading here, can't believe people are falling for the "vaginas get baggy from use" myth in 2019. Have sex.
Brandon Thomas
my nigga
Kevin Diaz
I've been watching porn for close to two decades and i still don't like seeing anal sex. It doesn't look like fun for anybody.
Blake Cox
Which is why Lennon is the best artist there ever was
Luis Miller
Vags get stretched out from childbirth, but sex shouldn't do that.
Joshua Martinez
How the fuck do you break someone's arsehole
Cameron Morgan
he cute
Charles Edwards
Had to be there like an classics. Looking back is let down. Looking forward from the start is a better view.
James Flores
>I want to break free = I want to break free like a turd originated in my rectum
Brandon Sanders
you =\= we
Benjamin Bennett
So? Whats the problem? Since when is this site so gull of moralfags.
Brody Phillips
these two things aren't mutually exclusive
Nathan Watson
wait till the Elton John movie comes out,
also I don't know if you noticed but between 2009 and 2015 Freddy Mercury was constantly hyped on social media with dumb memes that normies gladly fell for
Alexander Morales
Since when is this site so gull of moralfags. the same time all the edgy atheist became born again evangelicals so they could shit on the remaining atheist
>Since when is this site so full of moralfags. the same time all the edgy atheist became born again evangelicals so they could shit on the remaining atheist
Lincoln King
moralism is all right if it's about criticizing a mainstream faggot
