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deathrash
abbreviation edition
>tfw no black metal gf
metal for this feel
>Lyrical themes: Nature
Name a bigger fall from grace
Finally, Blasphemy record their first new song in over 15 years!
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What does /metal/ think of this?
Why did nobody ever discuss Runemagick up until this point? They're pretty good.
why did every popular deathrash band in the 90's go through a buttmetal phase
pretty much every thrash band in general did
Is Impaled Nazarene a nsbm band?
>Caller of the Toms
Of course. Support them.
nah
Hopefully.
Fun fact: all (trve, non soi, non commie, non-christian) black metal bands are implicitly NSBM or at least extremely right wing in some capacity.
tomhet is the best track off hvis lyset tar oss. prove me wrong.
Det som en gang var is the best song Varg ever made
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breddy gud
nah, inn i slottet fra droemmen is the best
i cant disprove a true statement
also rundtgang is the best track on filosofem
I guess when you put it like that.
And nothing will alter this fact.
There are actual bm bands that release albums without ambient synth tracks. It's mind boggling.
post what you're blasting
screamo/emoviolence
>tfw relistening to Life Metal
>tfw even smonked weed b4
possible natty?
>collectivism
>totalitarianism
Pretty intense. Riffs get kinda monotonous after a bit though.
based
Slipknot ;)
>rundtgang is the best track on filosofem
not even ironically true
>kvetching
SHIPPED OFF
LIKE CATTLE
BUTCHERED, NOW YOU'LL SEE
She's like 13
Rammstein
Lrn2Google
>tfw you had one but over a period of a few years she learned just how depressed you truly are and couldn't take your shitty melancholic anger anymore
metal for this feel?
What
>just how depressed you truly are and couldn't take your shitty melancholic anger anymore
ISN'T THAT THE POINT OF A BLACK METAL GF
>tfw relistening to Sunbather
>tfw even smonked weed b4
So for the longest time all I ever really listened to was Overactive Imagination.
I left the album on all the way and it's fan-fucking-tastic. And people say it's not even the best Death album? Fucking hell.
Was my case except she didn't listen to metal at all, but my suicidal threats and general insanity ended up getting to her anyway and she fucking dumped me after three years and had to be internalized
Just listen to some Ved Buens Ende and get absolutely noided
Women are still women, user. They are turned off by deep sadness and consistent hate.
take LSD
lift
????
PROFIT!!!!
Deafheaven - Sunbather
is this muscular form possible to achieve without the use of performance enhancing substances?
Post who you would date from this general
Me: the Belle Delphine poster :3
I really like St Vitus and that traditional doom metal sound. Any recs?
Shit dude are you me, it's been 8 months since I got my ass canned by her.
What is the meaning of this?
Her private snapchat isn't even good what the fuck is she doing
Incredible what girls do for some twitch tips.
Tip for you M'Lady.
it's just human pt 2 but without Paul or Sean who are superior musicians
yea have you ever heard of black sabbath, they are a pretty ok band that sounds like saint vitus
>*tips baseball cap*
M'lady
TWO
THOUSAND
A MONTH
TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS
A MONTH
She left me Easter last year, feels like an eternity ago
Yeah I've heard of em, they're alright
>be me back then
>have big titty goth gf
>listen to lame shit like Nightwish and Epica
>be me now
>jack off to /ss/ and trapezius muscles
>listen to based shit like Speedboozer and Liturgy
Women are such a fucking meme
Imagine being a walloon mutt living in Sweden drawing Yuri smutt and making $3,000+ from patreon for your gay animu drawings.
It's not the best Death album because the previous four exist.
any SLUT metal?
She makes like $100k a month and I want to marry her for her money
Slaying like a queen
>yea have you ever heard of black sabbath
wannabe stoner rock band. so generic sounding and so derivative of other stoner rock bands
>epica
>lame
I will smite you in the name of their recent album, which is a goddamn marvel of symphonic metal.
Why do you hate Death /metal/?
Death got really gay after ITP.
Can we assume all of her donors are pedophiles too? She looks like a fucking thirteen year old.
>I will smite you in the name of their recent album, which is a goddamn marvel of symphonic metal.
I don't hate or fear death.. In fact, i embrace it.
Don't you have an Arghoslent album to jerk off to?
She looks her age actually. You sound like a pedo bro
i actually like them i just hate how normies and non metal fans pretend death is the pinnacle of a genre they know nothing about because every hipster music website says so
Not until 4
>SUCH an obsession with fucking pedophilia he projects his inner repressed desires on people he literally doesn't fucking know
That's fucking pathetic
Diamond Head
The last batch was pretty cool. I especially enjoyed Par le Sang Verse.
Another round. Gimme the first five albums replying to this post.
>Aryan Arsis
What genre?
>Coon-hating Carcass
Been getting a lot of OSDM and thrash. Maybe a bit less of that, to expand the horizons.
Saturnus - Paradise Belongs to You
Mindless Maze is a 10/10
based
>tfw used to love Hellyeah when I was a teenager
post >yfw you never had taste this shitty
The ideal Yea Forumstant demographic then
It's okay, I liked mushroomhead when I knew jack shit about music besides knowing daft punk
>catgirl
>holding a bone
I love her
I don't know if I'm retarded but this sounds like what a goth person would make death metal into. I fucking dig it.
Feels like yesterday to me
But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.
We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.
To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."
I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.
>sounds like what a goth person would make death metal into
that's what most death doom is
What do the lads think?
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So, official list of the best Norwegian black metal bands, in no specific order:
Darkthrone
Satyricon
Enslaved
Thorns
Emperor
Dodheimsgard
Gehenna
Gorgoroth
Immortal
8/10
... 16?
Metallica exposed for being gay
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See
I like Burzum best for the dark fantasy aesthetic/sound. It's definitely not the "best" per se, but it's just subjectively best to me.
fuck I don't even want a black metal gf anymore
Hipster black metal
The only based youtube metal channel!
ugh same desu :/ need drone metal gf
If your gf isn't cutting herself before getting with her there's no point.
Lol you fags going emo
Stop being a virgin in /metal/
I just want a goth gf. Metal or not.
Wish I was still a virgin desu, then I wouldn't think about the woman I loved every time I see another thot.
That's fair, honestly just left him out cause he most likely wouldn't want to be mentioned in such a list anyway so I don't bother counting him
I'd be lucky to find a girl in my city who even knows what black metal is
That's not how it works and you're bound to failure that way
First you fuck them silly until they're in love with your cock and then you introduce them to your tastes, be it black metal or anything else
I had a super hot 9/10 gf 3 and 1/2 years ago. She liked "indie" shit like Arcade Fire and Beach House. She knew I liked black metal, but I played her a couple soi black songs (I was into Myrkur and Deafheaven at the time...) and that was the beginning of the end.
>First you fuck them silly until they're in love with your cock
hold up I don't understand how to get to this part which metal do I listen to for getting to this part
>I was into Myrkur and Deafheaven at the time
There's your problem my guy, you probably didn't fuck her well enough seeing that shit nu-male taste you "had"
>which metal do I listen to for getting to this part
kek
I'm not disputing this mate
>which metal do I listen to for getting to this part
groove metal
if you know what I mean
>which metal do I listen to for getting to this part
Punch Women Protocol
>tfw no post black gf
>tfw no gf at all because you can't work up the gumption to get back out there because every woman reminds you of her
>tfw no BM mommy
What the fuck is this and why is it actually pretty cool?
Coming from Necrodeath it's a very odd trade off.
>tfw no femboy fenriz bf
>the reality
Disgusting!
>different hair style
>cat eye contacts
>cleavage
boom, now she's hot
meanwhile you have to hit the gym for 5 years straight lol
>tfw no death metal gf
Lose like, 30-50 and I'd fuck it.
>tfw matched w a metal babe on tinder today
>tfw shes not as cute as Belle Delphine
Why even bother desu :/
>pure black bar tattoos
Why do retards do this? It looks horrendous by itself and looks worse if it's supposed to be a cover up.
years or pounds
U aint lyin
Would not be able to fuck desu
Doesn’t matter still had sex
You just know she’d look like your grandma without all that make up
It's ok, I guess
>filename
what song is that a tab for
Guys I was looking more into Batushka.
There are now three versions of the band? What the fuck? I am so confused.
Since when were any of the members' identities revealed
I thought it was supposed to be a Polish supergroup, not literally whos
No, there's the original Batushka and then two different continuations of it which neither of are considered the original, hence why there's "three", but it just means there's a dispute between two versions of the band which are both not considered the original band
>The current status of who controls the band is unclear and in legal dispute. In December 2018, both Хpиcтoфop and Bapфoлoмeй claimed they kicked the other one out of Batushka and decided to continue the band separately. For now there are two versions of the band with the same name: Хpиcтoфop's Бaтюшкa and Bapфoлoмeй's Batushka.
Melodeath for my bunghole?
Havohej - Fucking of Sacred Assholes
he said melodeath
kill yourself
I couldn’t get into Batushka some years ago thanks to the vocals. I should give the band another try now that they have a new album.
>tfw having some comfy late night/early morning cereals while listening to some chill Enslaved
Metal for this feel?
everyone knows about Runemagick
>Lyrical themes: Pabst Blue Ribbon
Super visceral. Super pissed off. The vocals are even more goblin-like than on DMDS. Pretty hilarious.
Runemagick used to get shilled super hard
Checked and keked
>actually listens to stuff when he asks for it
Based
I think my worst was Birthday Massacre, but they're still good to me.
is this the unholy trinity of death metal?
thoughts?
>trinity
Quit enabling the retard's doubling down
Fluency reminds me of Sacrifice by Bathory. Fuckin based.
>trinity
>four albums
This bait has been posted 4 times in the past ~24 hours
Well excuuuuuuuuuuuuse me, princess
what am I in for?
Some good 'ol Finnish doom/death 'tism
Need more!
I'll check the first five albums replied to this post.
Hard mode: make it sporkcore aside from the obvious. I.e. Mr. Bungle, Dir en Grey, etc.
>sporkcore
You skipped Saturnus, fagtron
Already heard this one. Has some wonky moments but good nonetheless.
Heard this too. Easily one of Sigh's best.
It didn't quite resonate with me. Sorry, user. To be fair, neither did the Sodom EP.
death/doom resonates with me well
Some does with me. But I'm picky as hell. That's why I ask for albums. Try and expand my tastes and hopefully get some good discussion going on.
>find album cover that is absolutely metal as fuck
>it's country bumpkin dadrock
shit
>>find album cover that is absolutely metal as fuck
That's just a Frazzeta painting, you can even see his signature in the corner
Either way, the aesthetic fits and I was expecting something along the lines of Cirith Ungol or Manilla Road
I fucking love the guitar tone on this. I'm getting less of a falling-into-a-fiery-hell-pit vibe and more of a crushing-my-fucking-skull-with-pure-hatred vibe from this.
based and thotpilled
Can you blame him though? All those thin waist, big booty norway femboys?
LOOK SHARP
DEAD WHALE
SUNK BOAT
HUNT HIM
AHAB
AHAB
AHAB
AHAB
He's a fag because he turned his back on God along with the rest of those socialist twinks
FOR
EVER
ALTERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRED
Did you notice how I'm not arguing about whether or not he's a faggot? You illiterate moron.
What are the most underrated Trad Metal Bands?
It's already well known he makes boys' peckers shit stained you fucking troglodyte
Yes, recall how I am acknowledging this. Please do the world a favor, learn to read.
Alcatrazz, Raven, Holocaust
Find Good you dumb ESL
What the fuck are you even trying to say nigger
Might be late to the party but listen to pic. Guess it might be considered sporkcore.
Holy fuck this is great, can anyone recommend some similar stuff.
Hey this was actually pretty good I'm pleasantly supri-
>listens to one track off of The Key
nevermind it's mediocre
rightwingers in metal who try to mimic the left (like rightwingers always do, in hopes of misguiding the youth to follow them, because only the left has captivating theories and history) and claim that they want to "clean house" in metal, driving the progressives away, you know that that's entirely impossible, the majority of people are progressive and if you did dare to really come out with a a-lá left "rock against the liberal cucks" campaign or whatever you would be fucking shunned from existance, it would only be like 200 people tops in the whole globe, when small concerts on a particular location i.e. town or a club in a city, gather 1.000 people, so with the utmost lenient odds you would be 1 in 5, that is if you could gather all hypothetical 200 members in one place, for one show. You would have to bring skinheads, other nazi youths and generally people who don't even listen to rock. You would try to pass it even as "the evil jews/antifa attacked us like thugs" when in reality nobody would want to do anything with you. So shut your fucking mouths and discuss music. You know that's all true but you just try to front.
Rock 'n' roll will never die and it has no place for conservative squares because in its core lies the antithesis of it.
Oh and I'm tired of seeing bleck "metal" on these threads, it's not real shit so go back to listening to Mötley Crüe, they are as musically dishonest as the spoiled brats from Norway (who btw became spiled because they grew up in a proper welfare state that alleviated their anxieties for basic necessities of life) whom you so admire, but at least they are open in worshipping capitalism.
You are what Lars Ulrich would be if James Hetfield kicked his ass instead of giving him a chance and they moved back to Danemark. At least then he wouldn't have picked up that horrible wannabe california accent.
ANGEL OF MERCYYYYYYYYYYY
melodeath sucks
Yeh faggot go post that on /pol/
Fates Warning
Heir Apparent
Sanctuary
Savatage
Vicious Rumors
Jag Panzer
Riot
Warlord
Based
lmao ok right after you finish reading in the 5th grade
H I B R I A
I
B
R
I
A
I like the taste of your tears fascisto, cry more, please, cry more
Do you watch Stranger Things?
>You are what Lars Ulrich would be if James Hetfield kicked his ass instead of giving him a chance
Did they give a chance for Mustaine when he needed them the most? No they kicked his ass to the curb and said screw you. Mustaine may be an egotistical prick but he didn't deserve what he got. Lars does things 100 times worse than all his other bandmates combined yet he's allowed to get away with it.
if points were bullets you would be a superhero
Name something Lars has done worse than try to cuck Kirk and be drunk or high all the time
>Human
Mediocre album in Death’s discography
>Mental Funeral
This garbage sounds like garage band rehearsal
>None So Vile
Absolute shit
>Gorguts
Pure mediocrity
No faggot I know that you’re a /pol/fag and your comments just make this threads shittier
Because everything after Spiritual Healing is insufferably fucking awful. It certainly didn't help matters that the recent Chuck doco was all about how much of an insufferable piece of shit he was.
my posts actually belong in a thread called /metal/
bleck and rightwing agendas on the other hand...I don't know where they belong and I couldn't care less.
Ok I listened to this album in whole for the first time and yeah it’s fucking awesome, riffs everywhere and even though I don’t think the clean vocals add that much they’re still a nice addition to the atmosphere. Should have know it after reading so many comments shitting on it in this threads. 8/10.
Your posts are very political in nature, you are no better than the ones you hate because you are pretty much the same.
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>Why yes, we do love spamming every /meal/ thread with off-topic shit! How could you tell?
Kys
>you are no better than the ones you hate because you are pretty much the same.
sure, I believe you, what you said not only sounds logical but probably is.
When two people fight, are they both at fault?
>lol I’m trying to sound retarded maybe then they will forget about how shit my post was
Depends on the fight and what caused it.
>I have figured out the system man!
>It's not off-topic if I mention metal!
>tfw no M E T A L gf
>Here's a paragraph full of political shit, I'll also add a M E T A L song in the end, now it's not off topic!
>I'm trolling them so hard!
>I bet they're all seething at how untouchable I am!
Kek I want to have a beer with this dude.
Also fuck that Facebook comments user.
Just gonna dump some good power/trad
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>two autists pretending to speak for the whole thread and that I'm not right, while grooving to my Queensryche posts
what do you think jimmy is doing right now
What’s his job?
giving it a listen now
seems pretty good so far
Get off your high horse user.
you wish you could hop on, blecklet
No not really, i can make up my own mind about things unlike you with your mantra.
Why do you think i like black metal?
My absolute nigger
>i can make up my own mind about things
>he doesn't want a metal gf
Thanks fellas
imagine the smell
Well obviously you can't, how does that make you feel? And just so you know, just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean he's your enemy. Hard for someone looking to fight all the time tho.
Listen to it a few more times and you'll realize how uninspired and bleak the album actually is. It has a huge "wow" effect on the first listen, but then the magic fades and it becomes clear that there is nothing special about it. I got completely bored of it on 4th listen.
>Well obviously you can't, how does that make you feel?
you just crushed my soul
are you proud user? are you proud of crushing my soul? Now I have nothing to live for. Why did you do it? WAS IT WORTH IT?
>just because someone doesn't agree with you doesn't mean he's your enemy. Hard for someone looking to fight all the time tho.
pic related, this is a metal thread, not a knitting class, primadonna.
shit, now that I saw the snake I remembered Omen, I'm going to listen to them.
WHEELS OF FIRE BURN THE NIGHT
RIDE ACROSS THE SKY
You did that to yourself by being a faggot, i only pointed it out.
You never answered my question on why do you think i like black metal?
>faggot
whoa, relax there Rambo, we 're only having a conversation, remember? Please don't hurt me!
this thread sure is gay
Still no answer, dodging the question.
mmm, loving it, right in the anus of my mind.
So this is the true power of having cero conversational real life skills
yes, dodging the hard-hitting question of why do I think you listen to bleck, my, how exposed do I feel right now
Listening for the first time. I am impressed so far.
Don’t know man the riffs are fucking tasty. Those liturgical vocals are definitely gonna get old pretty fast, I feel, though.
Settle my curiosity, unless you are gonna ignore it.
I guess it is because i don't agree with you, that is the reason you think i'm into black.
Because everyone into black is a nazi... right, and everyone who don't preach the same left nonsense is a nazi too.
I listened to far, far worse, dear user.
>Settle my curiosity, unless you are gonna ignore it.
I opt for ignoring
Hmm alright. Been meaning to try more Norsk bands anyway.
This. At least I might have been on my way to getting wizard powers.
He’s a right wing troll you bellend
No surprise there. Most be lonely up there on your high horse.
Same shit different name.
Alright /metal/ give me your finest folk metal.
learn to trace the posts, I am definitely not a rightwinger
>Most be lonely up there on your high horse.
it actually feels awesome
If you don’t like this you’re a fag
For now perhaps, it will get lonely eventually.
Too bad you don't have anything to stand on when your horse die (it will, it is just a matter of time)
Why would i want to ruin folk with metal?
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I member I used to bang out to eluveitie. They sound pretty cool to an early teen metalhead. Spirit and Slania are actually good though, which is nice
I do.
I like both and also enjoy the blends of them but not really been experimental enough.
Good shit btw.
Yeah it’s the perfect entry level band together with Gojira and bands like that
TILL FJÄLLS
TILL FJÄLLS
DÄR STORM MIG FAMNAR
where the d-beats at?
Have some finnshit
> Kallomäki - jouhien herra
> Ajattara - mitä kuolema parantaa
> Verikalpa - pahan laulu
And if you want just straight up folk music that sounds heavy as fuck:
> Värttinä - äijö
> Hedningarna - täss' on nainen
>dark-world still down
is this the end lads?
metalarea is still up
post hebi metol wallpapers
so which one's the real one?
The one you posted. Isn’t it obvious?
this vidya metal shit is getting out of hand
Apparently, it's starting to not be funny
>muh register lockwall
Fuck off and die
Oh thanks
this is the best metal album
whoops, accidentally posted the wrong picture
You were right the first time
Try again
Nothing personal, kids
Thoughts on Old Man's Child? Good or discount Dimmu Borshit?
Dey good
that album kinda sucks though, the first 2 DF albums are 10/10
wich batushka version is this?
also, never really gotten into aboard band's hype train
im looking forward to new volbeat this august and I don't care what names you call me!!!
AHHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
leaving the house for the first time in months for a doctors appointment
post death or black metal albums for me listen to as i commute there
ALL THE PRAYERS IN THE WORLD CAN'T HELP YOU NOW
A KILLER - A TAKER OF LIFE IS WHAT YOU ARE
SPEAK NO MORE LIES
IT'S YOUR TURN TO DIE
Do you guys consider Baroness metal still? I label them as hard rock/stoner rock when cataloging their last two albums.
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