ITT: Unintentionally hilarious albums

PLATES ON YOUR ASS BETCH PLATES ON YOUR ASS
WE DROPPIN PLATES WE DROPPIN PLATES

WE GOT DA BASS DRUM KICK THAT WILL BLOW OUT YOUR EYES, UHHHH

>"and our therapist had cancer too...."
lmao, i've never heard this album but that legitimately sounds funny.

For me, it's this. When Gabriel's voice comes in on Red Rain I can't help but laugh my ass off. It just sounds so terrible to me.

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Obligatory

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Oh wait, this was the exact lyric:

"Your transformed, dying face will recede with time
Is what our counselor said
Who we walked to every Monday holding hands
Slower every week with your breathing until we had to drive
But then only two months after you died our counselor died"

GF had a hearty laugh

NO MOMMY DON'T DO IT AGAIN

yeah i played it with a group of my friends and ther are several laugh out loud moments... the people die song is intentionally funny tho but also really sad at the same time

If you listen to don't ever leave which is one of the songs included in the album, this was actually included in the lyrics

"I was late with the rent but I never say die
Wet my bed, is it ever gonna dry?"

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got proof?
damn used to love ses

pleb filtered

WITH AHHAAMS WIDE OPAAAAHN
UNN-DAAARE THE SUNLY
WELCUM TOOOOO THIS PLAAAAAAAAAACE
I'LL SHOW YOU EVERY-THAAAAAAAAAAANG
WITH AHHAAMS WIDE OPAAAHN
NOW EVERYTHAAAAAAAAANG HAS CHANGE
I SHOW YOU LUUUUUUUUHM
I SHOW YOU EVERYTHAAAAAAAANG
WITH AHHAAAMS WIDE OPAAAHN

youtube.com/watch?v=oPzhUp8mWgs

woah

also the "We tree now" album

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that video is honestly really really sick. its what john raufman wih he was doing

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I think your girlfriend might be an asshole.

Every now and then, I like to imagine that I've become a moderately successful up-and-coming lo-fi/ indie artist making pretty little ditties you can hum to. I haven't totally blown up yet but after a few years of demos and EPs I've finally put out my first album to a pretty warm reception. Strong 7 from Fantano, light 8.X from p4k but no BNM. Anyway, I'm touring this album and after the show I wait at the venue's exit literally giving people the album for free. I drag hundreds of copies of this CD around with me for the whole tour, making sure every single person leaves with one. If anyone asks why I'm doing this I just explain it away saying I make all my money from touring. Everyone thanks me, leaving thinking "what a cool guy" - even the ones who didn't really like the gig. Of course, for many of them it's little more than a pretty coaster, but there will be some who decide to stick it on maybe a few days after the gig. They grab themselves a coffee, kick back, and put the record on. The first thing they hear is the compressed crunch of overproduced rawk geetarz, followed by:

>SAWWWWWWW!
>AHYABREATHIN?
>SAWWWWWWW!
>AHYABREATHIN?
>NO! NO!

They recoil slightly, wondering exactly what they're listening to. Some of them may find it vaguely familiar. Some of them will skip it after a minute or so, assuming it to be a lame joke. Either way, the next track starts with some funky techno beats, until a whiny sounding voice starts singing the following poetry:

>Tell me exactly what I am supposed to do?
>Now that I have allowed you to BEAT MEH!

(1/2)

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By this point they begin to get agitated, so they flip the case over and examine the tracklisting. "02 - This Day Is Like A Dream" it says. So what the fuck is this shit? They begin skipping tracks furiously now - every single track begins with a few seconds of a downtuned riff followed by some of the most ridiculous angst vocals ever committed to tape. Because you see, what they're actually listening to is a copy of Disturbed's 2000 debut album "The Sickness". That's right, I've actually burnt thousands of copies of this album to disc, disguised it as my own album, hired a van to carry them round with me across the country and personally handed them to every single member of the audience.

I don't know why this is so funny to me but I think about it a lot. I mean, not all the time, but definitely way more than I should. The mere thought of it can reduce me to tears of laughter - imagining the people being paid to drive around copies of an album I pirated, imagining the fans' gradual reaction as the penny drops, imagining it becoming a meme and dividing my fanbase with some of them thinking it's a hilarious stunt while others completely disown my work, imagining Disturbed's legal team actually getting in touch and sincerely threatening me with legal action over it. I'm literally giggling just typing this now. It has to be this album too, I tried picturing it with Hybrid Theory or Chocolate Starfish and it just wasn't as funny. So yeah, that's my thoughts. Stay stupified, Yea Forums

(2/2)

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Apparently I've never seen a Creed album cover before. Holy kek

I hope you laugh when your girlfriend gets diagnosed with stage 4 clit cancer

formerly cruck

Surprised no one posted this yet

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YOUR PEOPLE, ANIME

MY PEOPLE'S HATED ANIME

WHAT ARE YOU, ANIME

THOUGH A CREATED ANIME

TERMINATE THE, ANIME

ERADICATE THE HATED ANIME

I AM AN ANIME

MY VERY GREATEST ANIME

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ok I think after all of this time I just really want to know... what is that fucking cover supposed to be?

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>unintentionally

>tfw enjoy a few creed songs

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If this isn't a copypasta already, it needs to be, god bless you user

that one corey feldman album i forgot what its called

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>thor
>unintentional

Are you fucking serious?

based and redpilled

I legit no joke liked this album when I was 12 btw. Then I grew up.

Angelic 2 the Core

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you inspire me to follow my dreams

This is wonderful.

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Who wins?

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Their first album is unironically not that bad

Holy shit dude I laughed so much I pissed myself now I have to take another shower you fucker

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> DISTURBED IN THE HOUSE I'M DROPPING PLATES ON YOUR ASS BITCH
Even at age 13 I thought this was funny and consciously knew it was cringe

You're a dick. I think this album's badly overrated but come on dude, that's his fucking wife.

>that's his fucking wife
not anymore

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Look at him, all cozy tucked into his foreskin

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burst out laughing at the first line he sang

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Not anymore. They got divorced
.

you can't be serious

i just looked it up. goddamn phil.

this album is perfect if you replace down with the sickness with the radio edit

reddit
this album is good

They're so bad they're actually beyond parody

I don't understand what's bad about the human clay one

>defends Creed
>calls others reddit

The thread is unintentionally hilarious albums, not unintentionally hilarious posts

It's a reddit meme. Are you telling me that you don't browse reddit?

reddit hate Creed, though, because Scott Stapp is a right wing, straight, white, Christian male.

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THIS SNOWFLAKE'S
AN AVAAAAAAAAALANCHE!

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>that automatically makes his music not shit

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I'm honestly not sure if this even counts.

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>>defends Creed
>>calls others reddit
>The thread is unintentionally hilarious albums, not unintentionally hilarious posts

Do people not know how the Yea Forums vs Reddit meme works anymore? The idea is that Yea Forums is always contrarian to popular opinion while they enforce it. Only a Plebbitor would still think it's hip to hate on Creed and their ilk, it's what facebook normies do all day 20 years too late

Genuinely a very good riff

>doctor is coming the nurse thinks SWEETLY
I think it was intentional

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creed are shit dude

Ok, Creed is shit to me, but you're not cool for pointing it out. Also you miss the point. Reddit is full of anti Creed memes, you're a fucking normie newfag who needs to go the fuck back.

dude shut up

Now imagine some emotionally fragile young man who was horribly physically and emotionally abused as a child that just barely managed to deal with his trauma instead of it breaking him. He goes to one of your shows just to get out of the house, happily accepts the free CD as to him it feels like a gesture of genuine care. He wants to reciprocate the care he received from this total stranger and sits down to listen through the entire album, only to relive all his past memories and trauma as David Draiman screams at his fictional mother to stop hitting him.

>I tried picturing it with Hybrid Theory or Chocolate Starfish and it just wasn't as funny
The Sickness is pretty hostile in terms of tone, almost mean-spirited while Hybrid Theory and Chocolate are melodramatic and party-oriented respectively.

I unironically like Creed a lot

who needs information is a great pop track though

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I can't get enough of this m/v. And here's a little Scott Stapp anecdote I enjoyed:
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It's the topic of the thread, user. He's just answering a question - and it's a very accurate answer.
It's weird how when any post gets a lot of (You)'s now, at same point the /tvpol/ kids show up.
This is new to me, thanks.

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>ugh, he made a sneed joke. fucking /pol/!
actually, genuinely reddit

I think it's intentional, although the thick swedish accent certainly adds to the humour a lot
YOU SICK FUCK
YOU HAVE LIPSTICH
ON YOUR DIIIICK

seriously now, what is that cover supposed to look like? it looks 100% like foreskin, the veiny patterns just reinforce this
is it supposed to be some "here comes johnny" psycho looking through a hole in a wall or something?

This was after they kicked out their bass player for saying something mean about Pearl Jam

>i pished alllll over her

I have no clue user and I also want to know

it's draimans birth

MY LIFESTYLE DETERMINES MY DEATHSTYLE

It's a vagina
The lead singer said it's the "birth of a monster"

special stupid indeed

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Music has never made me laugh so hard.

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The cover and title look like something a pseud 12 year old would listen to

is this like some kind of nu-metal deathconciousness?

Good Post
Makes it funnier

Any Death Grips album.

This pasta is underused

Those guitars look cool. What are they?

Why did no one post this yet

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made everyone in this cafe look at me laughing good job with this pasta

never would have guessed it
he looks like a kid tucking his neck into his sweatshirt cause he's cold

that album is genius.

2deep4u

It's so comically sad that I chuckled at it too.
I'd think it was a parody if I didn't know it was true.

I think in an interview they said, it's supposed to show "a killer being born"

>he didn’t get it