Hey user, want to listen to Mazzy Star and drink some homemade kombucha?

THE KOMBUCHA MUSHROOM PEOPLE

south american tea-like hot beverage
it's alright if you prepare it correctly but that canned shit is awful

It's a fermented tea that has a lot of health benefits. Entirely cleaning out your system is one, so uhh should not be drank on a regular basis unless you really live having your intestines emptied out

i drink it every day and take big shits every morning.

riveting discourse lads

I feel bad for your toilet and whoever lives with you, but you are probably healthy and have a high metabolism. So cheers either way

i live alone and i shit with the door open while listening to spotify

bachelor_lyfe son.

I found outr about it reading Jon Lee Anderson's great biography of Che Guevara. Apparently it's quite popular in Argentina. The canned stuff is just an energy drink though.

Why did you actually have to make that sound nice?

herbal tea with a lot of caffeine, these canned versions don't have much in common with the real thing though

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mazzy star is fucking trash

t. misogynist

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is there any name for these girls?
art hoes are a much broader category, these are more like slutgoths I guess?

Incorrect.

correct and checked

holly moly. I'm in

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Don’t you dare touch my precious Hope you fags

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No, I want a loving wife so we can have 6 children and raise them lovingly and according to good christian values.

I used to drink homemade wine my buddy made back when we were in highschool
I don't know how I didn't get gutrot from that shit

geebers

Actual argentinian fag here, yeah yerba mate is popular here. I doubt about that brand tho. Never heard it before and honedtly sounds like the kind of shit you would sell to ignorants who are willing to waste money on fake products like some dumb juice that probably doesn't even has real yerba mate

Also, when you prepare mate you have to drink it in the moment, or the yerba will taste like shit so a canned product sounds ridiculous...

Sounds boring 2bh
And by the way, who are you, anyway?

dark art hoes

I drink kombucha all the time and it doesn't give me the promised diarrhea. "cleansing" is a meme.

you have to drink the ones with cayenne and ginger

there's a weird crossover between art hoes and cholas. Maybe just that they are all tattoo enthusiasts so they frequent the same types of places.

It’s fermented tea, it’s poison and it made me puke within hours of drinking it. Retarded suburban white women claim it has health benefits and that it cleanses the body

This kombucha is the best beer you will ever have. Fact.

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begone thot

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I start drinking it in vast quantities whenever I feel a cold coming on, works wonders

SITTING AROUND ALL DAY

Not to be confused with the poison and ghost types art hoes

trash

>tfw work out too much for art hoes and like sports so they think I'm a jock asshole but too much of a sperg dork for preppy girls

have fun dying of tainted kombucha

it's dr. oz "miracle tea" shit for suburan middle aged moms

Your fashion sense probably just sucks, I've seen plenty of art hoes with buff dudes. Or maybe your face is ugly idk

From what I looked at there are no confirmed benefits of drinking kombucha