Why all the hate?

>"she's an industry plant"
Aside from the fact that this has never been demonstrated, so what? The Beatles, Beach Boys, David Bowie, and Kate Bush were all industry plants. Does that take anything away from their musical abilities or achievements?

>"she was only signed because her parents have industry connections"
Her parents are part-time actors whose biggest roles have been bit parts in films and TV shows. Any connections they have probably had no influence on why she was signed.

>"her brother writes and produces all her material"
Almost all pop stars have ghostwriters and barely any of them produce. The fact it's only Billie and her brother writing and producing together should indicate they're miles ahead of her contemporaries and very authentic.

>"her label planned her image change in order to pander to hip hop fans"
Billie is friends with several rappers and has said hip hop has a huge influence on her as an artist. Of course she's going to imitate the styles of artists she admires. Besides, it's not unusual for teens to take an interest in urban culture.

>"she's a terrible vocalist"
Anyone who tells you this simply doesn't understand the female voice. Billie's singing is excellent and her timbre is extremely pleasant to listen to. Just because she doesn't belt or sing very high or low doesn't mean she's a bad vocalist.

>"she's fake deep and fake woke"
Billie never claimed to be socially or politically conscious or "the voice of Gen Z." She's 17 for crying out loud. Since when do 17-year olds write about anything deeply profound or philosophical?

>"she has a Calvin Klein ad, that makes her a sellout"
Again, she never claimed to be counter-cultural or anti-system so how would product endorsement deals make her a "sellout?"

>"her music is boring"
If that's the case, why does she get universal acclaim as a singer-songwriter?

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Some of us don't like her music. That's why jackass. I'm not reading your essay.

What's her plan Yea Forumsros?

Dollars for Interscope.

And so you spend all your time complaining about her on Yea Forums? It just doesn't make much sense

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Some of her music is trash, while other songs are pretty good. Shes weird

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I don't post about her at all. I was just giving a reason for the others.

>Revel With a Plan
Goddamnit I hate her so much.

you are making this thread again?
listen, people's tastes are different, some of us like billie eilish, some of us don't
i mean believe or not, some people think Nickelback is a great band.

as for me, some of B.E. songs are quite okay, she isn't TOTALLY bad (i mean, it's a young girl and i recognize her talent as song-writter and her vocals) while there are songs i wouldn't listen to more than once.

don't get me wrong, i'm sorry if the majority of us just really dislike the girl, she is young and has to learn quite a bit to become an actual amazing artist but these are just opinions, and this is actually the first time i have ever written anything about the girl.

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Clairo is superior

Perfect.

but really, people do overhype about the girl
well, a good example is Flea, as his daughter is a fan on Billie.

her lyrics do not express the deep meaning that people say it does.
sometimes the creativity is there and sometimes it isn't (sHE's brOKen title is a garbage play of words and people thought it was some kind of revolutionary musical shit. it's not, face it.)

Bury a Friend was the most pretentious fake deep bullshit I've heard since mid-2000s emo.

This girl isn't anywhere close to depressed, it's just an image to market her easier (female XXXTentacion).

>releases a simple but professionally produced music video for a typical Lordewave song
>signed to a major label known for relentlessly shilling their artists
>inexplicably gains millions of instagram followers, passing famous artists like Travis Scott and Lil Pump in under a year despite having barely any released music and not having funny/goofy/memey content like Pump (only pictures of her decked out in branded clothing)
>gets tons of media coverage in everything from music rags to mainstream news and internet shows like "Hot Ones"
>claims to have grown up poor despite living in a wealthy neighborhood in LA
>gets hyped as an artistic prodigy despite her only talent being doing vocals (doesn't write the lyrics or instrumentals, doesn't seem to do visual arts much either)
>relentlessly clout chases the soundcloud/hip hop scene, going as far as to dressing up in dopey clothes with big european fashion brand logos all over them
>acts tryhard edgy and pretends to be depressed
>releases a mediocre Lordewave album with Lana sounding vocals and hip hop style production
>media acts like it's a game changer when it's really just a contemporary pop album derivative of the same things many other pop albums are
>plays up her friendship with xxxtentacion after he died despite having never met IRL
>gets her own curated museum exhibit to promote the album
>gets an endorsement deal with a major fashion brand a month after the album is released
>despite all this she is marketed as an indie artist who totally just happened to make it after posting a song or two, taking spotlights away from actual indie artists who do not have a corporate backing forcing the mainstream media coverage glazed with a veneer of manufactured “authenticity”

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Based Shillie pasta poster.

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>The Beatles, Beach Boys, David Bowie, and Kate Bush were all industry plants.
All of them wrote and performed music before being signed. Billie did not.

You obviously have no clue what an industry plant is, if you believe this.

No

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Clairo is the future

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As far as industry plants go, Clairo is much less offensive than Shillie. Both of them are rich girls who LARP as underground, indie kids but at least Clairo isn't payola'd to the extent BE is.

>Billie did not
She has been singing and songwriting since a young age

Neo-Clairo arrives from the future

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Clairo may be a shitty plant, but she obviously has a passion and wants to improve herself as an artist.

She's so ugly lmao

I doubt she was part of a local/underground scene at 14, or recorded a slew of demos before Interscope picked her up. And no, childhood talent shows with the children of other industry professionals don't count.

Well then there goes your "muh beach boys and kate bush aren't plants" statement

Kate had something like 100 demos recorded when she was signed. Shillie didn't.

mate, here's the deal. some of us just don't like her music, that's all. and me and others in here hate everything associated with this girl because of fans like you, trying to make us swallow this piece of dog's liver down our throats, we don't like dog livers. I think people give way too much praise for this girl with little to no substance. yeah, she's a great vocalist, that I admit. but her song writing (or lack of it, since you said her brother ghostwrite her songs) just isn't that good. people think she's a masterful genius who's gonna flip the whole music industry upside down, when she's really only doing semi-sad songs for semi-sad teenagers whom don't really have anything to complain about. you can like it, you do you. just don't make us, mate

Apples to oranges. Back in the day you had to ship your demos around to get signed. Now all labels do is sign whomever is trending on SoundCloud, which is exactly what happened with Billie.

You got a source on that?

>she's a great vocalist, that I admit.
Not really. Others on here have commented about how bad most of her live performances are. Even Clairo sounds better live.

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>>"her music is boring"
>If that's the case, why does she get universal acclaim as a singer-songwriter?
Jesus fucking christ, you know the labels pay for good reviews correct?

Tits?

>Why all the hate?
why does it upset you

definitely more talented than Eilish by a couple nautical miles. does she have big milkers?

The arguments I keep seeing against Billie hold no weight when looked at critically. "Industry plant" is a meaningless term.

Based. Saving this for the future Shillie thread when OP wants another deposit from his masters.

>didn't write her own music
>lyrics are about shit she has never experienced or understands at all because someone else wrote them
>seriously can't sing at all

>she never claimed to be...
Even if she never explicitly claimed to be something, if her image heavily relies on the idea that she is, then your point doens't hold.

she’s a shit vocalist listen to Wuthering Heights retard. when is Billie on a cover Wuthering Heights to show how much of a “great vocalist” she really is? oh that’s right never because she fucking isn’t. slack jawed faggots

it has a clear as fuck meaning, she's totally manufactured

WH is not that hard to sing

>>didn't write her own music
She co-writes everything with her brother. That's miles ahead of any pop star who has a team of ghostwriters at their disposal.

>>lyrics are about shit she has never experienced or understands at all because someone else wrote them
So she makes up stories. That's common among great singer-songwriters. In fact, being able to write a fictional story through music is a highly creative act.

>>seriously can't sing at all
Explain.

There's no difference between Billie and Kate except Kate has a higher vocal range.

>Billie never claimed to be...
So you can shout racist shit but as long as you never claim to be racist, you're not racist?

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>never claim to be socially conscious
>get attacked for being "fake socially conscious"

Do you not see the problem with this?

yes it is, holy shit. you sing it then you retarded faggot

>There's no difference between Billie and Kate except Kate has a higher vocal range.
Except for the fact that Kate Bush wrote her entire first album when she was 12 and wrote every single song on her own and produced every single song on her own well into her career.

You've got to be just baiting at this point or an actual paid shill because nobody can be this retarded.

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>There's no difference between Billie and Kate except Kate has a higher vocal range.
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If you can't see the obvious difference in quality you need to go back to music school.

And in case you're wondering, both of them are in their teens.

>there’s no difference between Billie and Kate except that Kate is an inherently more talented and obviously superior singer and is actually a legitimate musician and composer
gee no difference at all yup. mouthbreathing retard

>tirelessly defending a corporate pop thot on Yea Forums

>There's no difference between Billie and Kate Bush
you make me sick

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no u

It's easy when you're paid to do it.

holy shit. im sorry for insulting you, you’re an amazing singer. it’s not that easy for most peopl you’re just that impressive

They're both industry plants. The only difference is Kate sings higher and Billie sings smoother.

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i come to these threads just for this
wtf is this unironically

>at “posees you” he actually becomes possessed
Musical kino of the highest order. Impressive, friend

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>wtf is this unironically
I post this in lesbian discords when they need voice confirmation. Don't ask me why.

This is actually great.

See: Can you not hear how much stress Shillie is putting on her vocals to hit the high notes?

I get why people hate the idea of industry plants

But how is the way industry plants make music any different from the majority of popstars that for the most part
1. don't write their own music
2. don't decide what they do with their life
3. have a publicist that takes care of the majority of the things they openly share

I'm not saying the industry doesn't have any "REAL" talent, but a lot of amazing music has come from people who sell their songs to bigger stars

Personally I just don't understand why she gets credit for a sound that's been around for years.

In Shillie's case it has more to do with how her image is supposed to convey being DIY and "wise beyond her years" or some shit, which is why her being an industry plant makes people skeptical. Doesn't help she has so much good PR behind her promoting her as a legend in the making when she doesn't even write or produce anything on her own, and isn't a very impressive vocalist.

that and nepotism.

It's because she's a cute white girl. A lot of SoundCloud rappers have "made it" as teens too (Lil Pump was 17 when Gucci Gang became a meme hit) but putting a cute white girl face on an already-existing trend tames it and makes it friendly to suburban America.

If we accept her as a "SoundCloud rapper", Shillie is basically Elvis.

>If we accept her as a "SoundCloud rapper", Shillie is basically Elvis.
Even that's a bit of a stretch.

How?

Does it ever occur to you Billie is a huge fan of rap and copies their sound because SHE loves it for herself? Not everything is muh marketing muh label control. For fuck's sake all her label does is distribute. She has no marketing team behind her.

you're retarded if you think middle class kids are not listening to Lil Pump or Lil whatever

Billie is a pop artist. stop overthinking this shit

Of course, but Billie makes the scene "safe". Pump and other Lil ColoredDredsFaceTats weren't given anything close to the amount of good PR Billie has.

she doesn't even copy their sound her music has nothing to do with hip-hop it's Lorde but with a soundcloud rap costume

So she really was the bad guy. Woah.

>For fuck's sake all her label does is distribute.
They wouldn't distribute shit unless they knew it was going to make them money. If Shillie was truly so cutting-edge Interscope wouldn't have signed her so quickly at such a young age, or poured tons of money into ensuring she had an audience.

>finding excuses for a literal garbage-tier artist

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>you can't fake authenticity
facepalm

Manufactured relatability and authenticity is what every publicist is pushing nowadays.

Can't take someone seriously if th ey don't instantly recognize her as a top level poser.

I mean I have never seen her look organic in any way, down to her fake accent

also she can't sing well, she whispers most of her songs.

Yeah her lyrics are like bad middle school poetry too. "I wanna end me", sooooo deep and insightful.

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This gets a yikes from me.

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Saving the pasta as well. Deserves to be spammed in every Shillie to BTFO this dumb-looking hack.

And Dave Grohl fawningly comparing her to Nirvana does nothing but tarnish their legacy.

Industry plant is a buzzword used by zoomers who know nothing about the music industry.

I also honestly do not understand how a generation who grew up in the most commercialized, lazily made, shittiest era of mainstream pop music who were small children when shit like fucking LMFAO, Katy Perry, 2010s Lil Wayne, post-Songs About Jane Maroon 5, the dozens of throwaway EDM artists and brag rappers that came out of the late 2000s, all the boybands formed by TV shows, artists like Beyonce with a team of at least 10 fucking people writing all their songs, etc. dominated the airwaves can be uppity about someone like Billie Eilish being a plant as if there's anything better on the radio.

No one views Katy, Ari, or Taytay as anything but manufactured pop stars. A large part of Shillie's appeal is how she isn't seen as plastic.

>David Bowie was an industry plant
Was he actually? I never expected that of him considering he hosted his own forum where he would flame and shitpost at people.

He wasn't. OP is being facetious.

Ah okay, that makes sense.

What does that have to do with him not being a plant?

One thing about her that is true is that she triggers the hell outta Yea Forums.

Bad optics/reputation, which isn't good if we're assuming the purpose is to make money. Unless you believe all publicity is good publicity, I guess.

>Billie never claimed to be socially or politically conscious or "the voice of Gen Z."
>Since when do 17-year olds write about anything deeply profound or philosophical?
>Again, she never claimed to be counter-cultural or anti-system

>sang the hook on a political Denzel Curry song which gave her loads of hip hop clout
>has songs on her album lamenting teen drug culture and suicide
>has made political tweets indicating she's a leftist
>gets praised in the media for being deep and woke, propped up as a zoomer Joan Baez-type figure
>songs also praised for feminist themes
Hmmmm, yes. Why would anyone think this girl is LARPing as woke?

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Billie had nothing of her own when she was signed. She and Clairo are the two most blatant plants in the past 10 years.

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This list doesn't involve a few demos of the same songs or released songs. You can listen to them on YouTube too.

>no difference
One wrote a number one song overnight at 19, the other's biggest success comes from her track being memes.
>can sing higher
Not that having great range is the be all and end all of a musician's career, but it helps. Still the "produced and wrote all of her albums" part missing from Billie.

What would drive a grown (I assume) human being to make this thread over and over?

the labels relentlesly post threads about pop artists in order to make them seen as if they are popular, if anything its free advertising from all of us but thats the nature of a board that talks about music "most" of the time. Either that or just to collect the Lulz from having us seethe that this garbage thread has to always exist.

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thanks mate I'll use it when I start shilling my Yea Forums pop band. :)

high iq advice. get laid OP, you're a raging beta thats trying to defend a 17 year old living a life of fun and glory.

>imply all pop stars are trash
>why hate the whtiest/most basic bitchiest pop star?

are you retarded user?

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I bet she would look good with her lips around my fat cock!! :^)

Honestly, some mentally ill waifufag with no redeemable traits and too much time on his hands spamming the same thread sounds more likely to methan a concentrated attempt to shill a tween pop starlet onto Yea Forums. At least right now. At the peak of her shilling just as her album dropped it was definitely fishy.

>i recognize her talent as song-writter and her vocals
lol

She's a part of Gen Z, the generation that plays Fortnite and strums on ukuleles.