Be me

Having weed fucks up my life
Not having weed fucks up my life

I’m fucked either way I just don’t have enough money for everything

>Weed keeps me from being depressed
>can’t get high
>all my money goes to weed

Yeah mate the weed is really keeping the depression at bay. I see you in Soundcloud threads all the time. Keep doing music sure, but find another way to make money because you’re not gonna get it from your music

>>be weed addict
DROPPED

not on moral ground
rather - no one is a weed addict you stupid fucking dumb cunt

When I get high my depression goes away instantly but I’ll never make anything of myself from my music if I keep smoking my ad budget so I gotta stop and that’s what makes me depressed

so you get 800 a fortnight for free and your still complaining? fuck you faggot. I'm on 500 a fortnight and I have to go to uni to get it + I have to pay 300 a fortnight in rent. i only smoke a 50 every 2 weeks because im actually poor, you are just a crybaby. just cut back you can still smoke without going thru a oz a week, get a grip of your life and stop complaining on here.
I already know you from previous threads tho and know you will never listen or change, so fuck off cunt.

I’m lucky I know
I tried cutting back I bought a scale and a ration box to keep it to 2 grams a day (ounce a fortnight) but i always end up saying fuck it and smoke it all too soon and $25 a day isn’t enough for the ads to be effective so I gotta choose. If I didn’t have to pay for ads I’d be set but I care too much about my music

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I’m low key a savant I just don’t know how to mix my shit for consumer grade headphones. My shit is amazing and no one believes me because it’s all perfectly mixed for my headphones. I’m cursed to only ever be considered amazing by myself. If you have good headphones let me know how it sounds on your end.

youtu.be/7TQabFtqY_A

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bruh, if you live in victoria give me your money and ill make you a meme. ill write your songs and shoot your music videos. ill even help you cut back on weed.

Op here this is good
I didn’t listen in headphones I just listened on my phone speaker and it sounds good that’s how u know it’s good

join a support group

I’m good but thanks for the offer

I’m tryna become a meme to escape my life and build something better for myself idk how that’s gna work out

whatever man, keep wasting your money on reddit ads that will never get you anywhere.

self medicating is unhealthy, you don’t want to rely on a substance to not be depressed

Having a crutch is better than walking on a broken leg

I know it’s not healthy but it makes me happy

Ayyy its imbred. Following you on SC my dude, appreciate your comments on my tracks too.

- Dave

Dave Roland? Loved ur shit dude

Thanks man it means a lot

Yeah that's me. I might make more in the future but some health issues have been making it hard.
Keep on posting, I'm still actively watching my feed.

>dave roland
jesus you're an old fag, i've seen your name around for 5 years now.

Thanks I have a new album all written but I’m too poor and lazy to make it keep up the music

becoming a meme is not even hard if you're a big enough whore (you are) and you know what you're doing (you don't)

>new album all written but I’m too poor and lazy to make it
That's a shame man, I like your stuff. Hope it appears someday.
I'm always up for a collab if you're ever up for one. It's all I do these days.

Idk I’m doing all I can
I’ll probably make it one day just not sure when

>Idk I’m doing all I can
if all you can do is complain, then yes you're right.
Here's your advice:
-cut back on weed, you aren't too poor to do anything you are just too lazy
-make meme music if you want to be a meme, atm you just make shitty nirvana ripoffs
-film meme videos for your meme songs
-stop complaining and actually do something to turn your life around
-stop spending money on ads its a complete waste

That's just a start for you, but there's much more you could do if you really want to be a meme.
I literally earn 1/4 of the money you do and am still able to make music, smoke weed and be happy. Ditch your victim complex and learn to take advice.

Idk I appreciate all this but like, if I didn’t take out the ads no one would hear my music it’s great exposure, I’ve been reposted to cringe subs and meme sites and t gets shown to like 30k people a day for an affordable budget. I like the music I make I don’t wanna sell out I wanna be a meme only so I can start a real career from it. As for the weed that’s the thing like if I spent all my money on ads then I’d probably get somewhere eventually I got like 500 comments on my ad so far but like I’m miserable and I want everything bc I’m a dopamine addict. Thanks for the advice

You’re a weak bitch

Everyone “could” do something

Stop being a coward

I agree I’m weak for putting weed before my dreams but I just wanna be happy and spending it all on ads has no guarantee of getting anywhere so I could just be throwing my money down a black hole and making myself miserable for no reason. I wanna make something of my life

>so you get 800 a fortnight for free and your still complaining?
Your tax money at work.

I’m blessed I know
My case is different bc not everyone wants to be a meme and that shits expensive if u do it my way

I dont even know why im trying to help you, but fucking listen to yourself, you are clearly not happy. You are deluding yourself if you think you could ever make a legit career out of being a meme. Do you think 6ix9ine will ever be thought of as more then a joke? is that what you want? or do you want to be a legitimate artist but are too scared/lazy to actually put in the work. None of the ppl commenting on your ads see you as a real musician, you are just a joke. If thats what you want then fine, enjoy your miserable life.

thanks for reminding me, my government is full of clowns

All I want/expect is to be a joke/meme then hopefully people can take my music seriously once they know who I am but I’d be more than happy being just a meme. I just wanna be successful so I can retire already I care too much about my dreams to give up

this thread is a meme

I’m just trying posting here in the hopes people see it or something and it gets shared that’s all I want. I wanna be a successful musicfag person so idk maybe posting here will help that

Noone will ever take your music seriously if you are a meme, you are delusional as fuck.
Being successful takes hard work no matter how you want to do it. Everyone has dreams but you have to sacrifice things to achieve them, you just want to cruise thru without doing anything, nothing you are doing currently is helping your situation, you've just been doing the same things since you were last posting these threads and surprise nothing has changed.
I'm sorry but you are just so delusional it makes me mad.

I don’t think it’s that delusional to start a career from being a meme, look at 6ix9ine or the cash me ousside girl they turned their meme status into lasting success and a career idk what u mean by taken seriously but that’s all the success I could want or hope for. I do t mind being a joke.

You are delusional for wanting to start a career from being a meme.
69 and the cash me outside girl are MUCH bigger whores then you, if you want that status you need to put more effort into whoring yourself out, like im talking dedicating all your time and money into being a massive whore.
Not a single famous 'meme' ever got anywhere from fuckin reddit ads lol.

why are u retards biting on this LARPy bait thread

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Maybe I can be the first. No ones tried to start a career from reddit ads and I’m whoring myself out all I can. I did my number crunching and if I spend all my money eye on ads it can get shown to 800,000 people a month, I think that’s a totally interesting platform.

If you think you will ever be happy from people hating you and your shitty music, then good luck.
You've been given plenty of advice on how to ruin your life by whoring yourself out but you never listen anyway, so please stop posting here.

fuck off newfag

I’m over all of this I just care too much. I wanna be successful already so I can retire I care too much to let it all go to waste but I just want Fantano to give me a not good so I can retire and be a recluse and move on with my life

You don't want it enough to actually do anything about it, you just do what you can be bothered doing then complain to us when nothing works. Honestly please just fuck off I can't take your delusion anymore.

I’m doing everything I can I’m making the best music I can that stays authentic to what I wanna do I’m whoring myself out on every platform that’s available to me

No your not, you just tell yourself that so you don't have to face reality. You're a fucking coward, who wants to take the easy road in life. I am also an aussie and earn 1/4 of what you do, and make music and have dreams. But i don't make fucking threads on here complaining, and if I did i'd actually listen to people telling you the fucking answers you're looking for. Keep fucking crying that your not a big meme, also keep doing what you're doing now cause it's clearly working

his music sucks . he's crazy why bother ranting about it

OP's pic pretty much told me the whole story before i even read the actual thread

sorry, im just mad that he lives in the same country as me and gets 4x the amount i get off welfare for being an actual retard. Then has the audacity to complain about it.

Idk I’m doing all I can to achieve my dreams I’m making the best music I can (wether other people agree or not) that speaks to me and is true to my artistic vision and I’m doing everything I can to get it out into the world. I wasn’t complaining about money I know I’m blessed as fuck to get what I do I was just explaining my circumstances to give people an idea of what I’m tryna do

Go to /x/

Summon demons to manifest things

noone cares fuck off

hell yeah soundcloud thread

soundcloud.com/mercurysauna

let me know what you think

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honestly? kill youself, nothing but a drain on society and your parents. no one would miss you

>That image
Dude, you really need to work on your vocal delivery. There's potential, but it has no emotion or drive to it. Try actually trying.

Thanks I know my vocals aren’t the best I did try my voice just sucks and it wouldn’t sound right to me if I yelled or whatever but thank you for checking it out I get that a lot about my voice this is my second time recording these songs

I've heard you a lot in threads. I'm a guy in the SC threads. You have potential. You really just need to find your sound. You're not bad. Don't get me wrong. You just need to find your niche.

Thank you appreciate it

I hate it when insufferable addict pieces of shit like you complain about their easy mode life.
Also your music is shit, or was it intentionally made for 14 year olds?

no yer right he shouldent complain about it

I wasn’t complaining I know I’m lucky I was sharing my circumstances w the goal of drawing attention to my music I know I’m blessed but it does suck that I have to choose between my happiness and music but I gotta do what I gotta do

I really hope you're baiting but if you said this to me irl Id knock your teeth out.
Are you an orphan or something? Are your parents retarded? Was your dad a tranny?

holy fuck you are retarded

lol if i had 800 dollers 'a fortnight' to spend on music i'd be flying rn you cuck ass autist. remove your dye

I gave up a lot to pursue my music
I live w my dad bc I gave up my home and I gave up my happiness (weed) to pursue ads which is a special circumstance bc not everyone wants to be a meme but I care a lot about my music. I didn’t mean to sound like I was complaining I’m lucky I have it good but I’m depressed and stressed but I know I have it good. I’m tryna make something of my life sorry.

I like you imbred. keep it up. don't let shit get ya down.

We can help you with your goals user! Do you intend to kick the weed?

Idk I get paid in 2 days here are my options

1)spend it all on ads and get 6k views and be miserable

2) split it 50/50 buy an ounce of weed smoke it in 6 days be miserable the rest of the week and get 250 views a day

3) spend it all on weed and be happy green out on my couch and never get anywhere with my lifeThanks bro like u too ur musics cool

are there other things that make you happy, besides the weed?

Never gonna make it if you equal weed to your state of happiness.
Another retard addict with zero self-awareness.

I’m miserable without it I have a lot to be thankful for but it’s never enough for my whiny ass

this

You should get professional help.

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I wanna be successful so I can not have to worry about ads and smoke all I want but im depressed rn without it

And why do you think you are depressed dear retard?

Hey, at least you're not taking stuff for granted. If I were you I'd find a more positive/cheaper way of making myself happy, ik it's a meme but have you tried working out or even vidya

Nah like I don’t have a drug problem I have an anonymity problem and a cash flow problem if I sorted those things out I wouldn’t be miserable

ads wont help make yer rock music get any bigger, just buy weed man

>anonymity problem

oh my fuck phahahahaa

Whenever I have weed My depression goes away instantly. I’m depressed bc I’m not getting anywhere in life and bc I’m bored and sad and stuff
Nah I’m too lazy to work out and it’s not the same and vidya bore me

and yer on some form of disability yet mismanage the money you do have buying ad space thikngi it will make you a meme/famous wtf man

Not buying ads basically guarantees I’ll never reach my goals buying ads gets me 500 listeners a day n they can tell their friends or something in the age of social media thugs can spread like wildfire

It’s worth a shot it gets shown to 30k people a dayThings*

You're depressed because your dopamine and testosterone levels are extremely low due to (I'm guessing years of) weed addiction.
If you don't face this fact you're never gonna make it. You're a worthless cunt.
>t. 6 years of weed addiction, 1 year of sobriety

yet you have two soundcloud accounts multiple albums and no meme success yet ?

I’m a dopamine addict narcissist attention whore

I need the constant dopamine rush to be happy bc I’m used to it and being baseline doesn’t cut it anymore

I know that’s wrong and I should probably get help or something but I wanna live the high dopamine life

Your music is worthless and so are you. God I hate scum like you.

I’m trying it’s going ok a lot of people I. This thread already knew who I was and I have 60k plays between both my accounts. I’m doing all I can

he has like two soundcloud accounts ffs lol

I made a new one bc I re-recorded a bunch of my stuff and I wanted to keep it seperate I’ve basically abandoned my old soundcloud

they know who you are by yer attentiong whoring and actively dislike yer tunes

ya ya ya ya yaaaaa never want to come down again

I try my best to make good tunes they’re not for everyone though I’m just tryna find my niche I want to retire already

he's on disability yet still mismanages his money lool

Fuck you. I'm giving you objectively good advice and your only response is:
>my life is so hard :'(
I hope you die soon and rot in hell.
Miserable addict piece of shit.
I'm not replying to this shit thread anymore.

then retire yer already on disability for skitz and assburgers

I appreciate every poster and all the advice I get thank you

hahaahha he ragequit the thread

I wanna be successful first then retire I don’t want my music and passion to go to waste. But I’m over being a whore I wanna leave a legacy so I can retire and be happy w what I’ve done w my life. I’m not there yet

spend all day in my room i spend all day eating shrooms and i like the smell of the shit fumes in my room yah yah yah and the smell of the bo and the smell of shroom trip shit fumes in bloom yah yah ya

That’s from my old soundcloud I gotta still re-record that one I’m too broke I wanna make another album though

i like the smell of the shit fumes i spend all day in my stinky room shit my pants ya ya ya ya weel i spend all day shitting myself in my room and i like the smell of the fumes and the smell of feces in bloom yah yah yah

and the smell of b.o in my room *generic rock riffs*

Made me laugh I’m honoured u care enough to make fun of my song

absolutely pathetic
sage

fuck this gay ass thread its fucking pointless

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The fact that you think you deserve an audience even if you have put NO effort into this absolute dog shite, just because you are mentally ill is disgusting and offensive.

Go to a competition for retarded people or something, there you would be relevant.

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wtf imbred

I put a lot of effort into my stuff u just copied that from a reddit comment from a thread I made

Fuck you
KIll yourself
I already told you on >reddit to stop posting on Yea Forums
Degenerate pathetic dumb fuck

y so many rude replies the guy is just asking for advice

i copied it because its true.

Because you're new.
Because you dont know that this piece of shit never listens to advice and thinks that playing off-beat is okay.

I could’ve worded that ad better I changed it since then and took all the mental illness stuff out

reee

hey everybody its me imbred listen to my music and help me get famous and become a meme
im gonna take some acid right now and laxatives and smoke a doob im not that autistic and skitzo

oh im gonna start tripping balls and shit in my fresh shroom coloured diaper

Where do you live? I want to kill you.

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Sup eyeofpeshkov

rude and mean

hello feller

oh the acid and laxatives are kicking in i like the smell of the fumes im gonna cum while fucking my dog debby oh poochy im cummmming
im gonna write a new album about this night for sure

hey rememeber to spread my music around guys thanks Yea Forums

Love u n everyone

oh on this much acid i feel the love Yea Forums is giving my music man ooooooh im cumming and shitting at the same time while typing feels so squishy

He keeps taking the same image and posting it to several popular subreddits to spread his soundcloud.

Ur replies are funny
I used to I haven’t done that in a while

hey man im just trying to promote my awsome savant rock tunes across Yea Forums so i can get famous

oh *hits bong* yeah so im gonna wirte another album now

I can’t hit the bing or make another album bc I’m too poor to do both of those things but I do have another album written but it’s gna cost me $500 to produce but I can’t be fucked recording it or spending all that money rn

yeah i know thats why im promoting my albums on Yea Forums and smoking jibby jib

here let me help
yah yah yah, please make me famous for nothing oh oh oh my music is shit because i have no self awareness oooo oo oo

just record it yerself man its easy

i like the smell of the fumes the b.o fumes and the shit stick i fuck my dog debera yah yah yah yah yaaah

I can’t play drums. I pay a drummer $30 a track and 20 for mixing and I have 12 tracks so that’s $600

okay yes thats kinda expensive

hey whatever man

iohosohshdsgdslfjksdf
sdfsdfsdfsdfsdfsfsdfsdf tripping so hard must focus to typing properly oh the gay porn is still on

need more laxatives and niacin and meds no meds need to shit and smell the fumes and cuuuum cumcumc fucky shit shit fucky

oh what do you mean youv never become famous

maybe i was a little to wild in the 2000s
its the star treatment

so who ya gonna call the Yea Forums police

ooooh oooh im cumming to the gay porn and sharting myself again it feels so goood oh yes yes YESSSSSSH to eat laxatives and lsd and hit the bing bong bang baby boom in my pants while the acid makes its prance across the guitar headboard blance across french spaced france thru the blowjob bullshit suck sounds of shroom songs oh me oh my im cumming again to a girl in red while a black lipped hair dye oh fuck bill nye im gonna be a rock star {stop} im gonna form a covers band and all

um hi can you not spam my thread with drug induced rants im trying to become famous here with my music

Ur creative I appreciate u

I just got a cheeseburger in the groin

Only true fans know this

im gonna be famous for my music and Yea Forums is gonna help me

>I just got a football in the groin

LOL at the whole thread getting worked up about a schizo with a guitar.
get lives

so this is all about it
spending money for promotion and ads

this is how you can "make it" in the music business nowadays?

fellow musician here

kek if you think he 'made it' or will 'make it'

it's not about money. well it kinda is, but it's about the people you know. only way you can really make it without the help of others is if you have a real talent and make new, exciting music. strumming a guitar and singing badly isn't going to ever work. he wants to be a meme but even fails at that

You fuck up your own life.