Tfw you'll never have a solid connection to lauren as brandon did...

if there was a song that summarized everything between them, it'd be this one. It's over and done. Brandon needs to move on.
> what a wicked game to play, to make me feel this way
youtube.com/watch?v=aid2vMbCNP8

>She moved to LA and things changed for her. Brandon hasn't changed at all.
This.

The little peek at the top of her toes in this photo makes my dick so hard

Brandon doesn't have anything, and the only thing that has happened in his life of somewhat notoriety is that some synthpop star in her early career somewhat gave a shit about him to connections she had to people that knew him.

I always fantasise about Lavren while listening to Porcupine Tree, especially Stupid Dream, Lightbulb Sun and Deadwing.
>tfw you'll never wake up one Sunday morning with the smell of delicious cakes Lavren has backed only for you while you were sleeping in order to show you how much she loves you, then jump in bed with her and use each other's bodies as plates and eventually end up having sex in the most passionate, comfy way and make her laugh with your cringe jokes...
Why even live?

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She wasn't jealous of Brandon, idiot. OP's post is implying that YOU are jealous of him.

I meant that I’m jealous of brandon. I want to he lavren’s Honeybee

Brandon spent his wild, youthful days behind a computer bitching about minor inconveniences and doing nothing to better himself and get out and away from them.

He's not anything to her other than a fan she had a connection with do to mutual friends at one time, and gave him the pet name "Honeybee". There's literally nothing to be bothered about. He doesn't mean shit to her anymore, and when he did, he didn't mean much anyway. Don't think that this was something that was really big and meaningful in between them.

#
>positive
bullshit,she got butthurt at a party in Brooklyn when she was dating The Range.she was drunk and coked up going around introducing herself as Lauren from CHVRCHES. she got upset people didnt know who she really was and lashed out at her bf when he made a snide comment to her and said "YOURE ACTING JUST LIKE BRANDON". Does that sound like her had any positive influence? there was a post in that same thread that said " you heard of one outburst from a grapevine of friendss, stop acting like the news, youre not"

Memes

What we know:
-Someone from mopeds personally knows both Brandon and Lauren from when they were younger (before Lauren was famous)
-Brandon dated Lauren
-He fucked up
-Can't forget about it
-Samefags 24/7 claiming other people are him to hide the FACTS
-bb

>Brandon
>Dating anyone

This was like 13ish years ago

>fat guy on a moped
it just doesn't get old

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No it wasnt.

Stop samefagging brandon we know half the story already
>implying you know how long ago it was
It was just before Lauren got famous.

None of this is true.

OK, Brandon.

You'd be surprised to know who I really am.

Let me guess, what other person could be interested in hiding the fact he fucked up with the love of his life in front of everyone online?

No.

k

t. montie

Good

It's either brandon or montie.
The only other troglodyte stupid enough to not realize the full picture other than brandon would be his nemesis in stupidity, montie.

there's no way brandon and lauren dated in their high school years because they were in two different countries at the time

No one believes they dated.

who mentioned high school?
You keep stumbling on your poor attempts at covering the story, bbrandon :3

you said 13 years ago which would make brandon about 16 and lauren 18 at the time. if your going to start a stupid meme, at least try to keep your story together

>18
>high school
Also how do you know Brandon's age?
Something's weird here.

because he's said before he's 28. 13 years ago he would have been 16. why is that hard to understand?

definitely

youtube.com/watch?v=k73acUUHEP0

>because he's said before he's 28.
Hmm, you sure are a Brandon expert, if you allow me

do you not understand basic math?

What does math have to do with knowing Brandon's age?
Why do you even want to hide the fact you dated her? Just because you completely FUCKED UP AND ARE NEVER GOING TO BE IN HER INSIDES AGAIN?

what the fuck are you talking about?

>imblying fuged

That you sure know a lot about brandon for claiming to not be him
Actually who knows, all we know is they dated, maybe he was too beta to even fuck her and that's why he can't get over it

they didn't date

>too beta
s/beta/fat/

k bb

Lads, I've found a folder having over 3000 pics of Lavren singing with CHVRCHES.
mega.nz/#!51820agT!q9Xl8xmBwP9QxupLIZ3rMqr9AVZ6pFJhITENrXhl6Hw

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damn

i wana see her soles.

Imagine Brandon being a respectable, reputable human being.

Shut it fatboy

:(
>everyone's Brandon

There's a bit of Brandon in all of us

Niicce

I thought everyone was monty

What a terrible ratio. Consider that, OP.

>You're looking for things that won't be found here or anywhere else on the internet. You need to get a life. Coming here, talking about music, memeing is fine, but you've made this place and this stupid "joke" part of your life for years. You can't blame anyone for being tired of you.. If it upsets you, if it bothers you, than you have become more emotionally invested in this place that you ever should have.

>We're not your friends, We're not family. We're just words on a screen and taking it any where past that is where you fucked up. You wasted almost 10 years of your life here. 10 years.

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I HAD A LOOSE CONNECTION TO LAUREN 5 YEARS BACK BECAUSE OF PEOPLE I KNEW ONE TIME

GIVE ME ATTENTION!

loose connection for sure, but in the brain

he needs to get the fuck over it

why when he still gets so much attention?

how did he have a connection with her anyway? who did he even know?

Lauren?
Brandon?

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Fuck off fatty

People in the Brooklyn moped scene that knew her knew people he knew from mopeds. That's it.

bamp

i used to chill with Brandon when i was into mopeds. he was cool then, i have no idea what the fuck happened after that

Very nice legs

>he was cool then, i have no idea what the fuck happened after that
You just summed up his relationship with the Moped Army moped community.

Do you think Lauren is ovulating right now?

Will there ever be lauren nude pics?

>hey Brandon, your friends know Lauren
>Brandon - Hmmm, how can I completely fuck this up and make myself look like the victim?

you forgot to add >then milk the situation for years for attention
stupid motherfucker was told to stop

Is this legit? Don’t want a virus.

welp, way to make himself look like an ass and his friends at the time by association.

She is a thot, why bother

I WANT LAUREN RIGHT NOW

like they would have actually met