‘After sex on the damp sheets, we passed out’

‘After sex on the damp sheets, we passed out’

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>writing smutty fantasies about real people
Is there anything sadder than this man right now?

MILK FED
MILK FED

>rubs his penis on you

The creepy part isn't even the age thing as much it's the shit he writes

>cums on your penis

wtf, i'm seeing the word "damp" literally everywhere, anyone else? what the fuck is going on

so did he actually do anything wrong? did he assault natalie portman?

no user he made the whole thing up

>creeps out Natalie Portman
>gets rejected by Lana Del Rey
>rubs dick on Donald Trump
what is his endgame

State-enforced veganism

>makes eye contact with a hooker
>imagines them bonding over their mutual sadness
>doesn't sleep with her
>thinks this interaction belongs in his autobiography

when you put it that way, Moby's actually a pretty cool guy

lol the thing is that he makes great music and does seem like a good dude at the end of it all

it makes it creepier unfortunately

he needs to stop being such a cucky old man, those recent instagram posts are hilarious

tfw no young moby bf

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fucking kek

looks like a cross between young michael stipe and young bono

>>creeps out Natalie Portman
>>gets rejected by Lana Del Rey
>>rubs dick on Donald Trump
>what is his endgame
We should elect him president

come to think of it, all presidents should be elected based on who was able to rub their penis on the last president the most

me

in all honesty the president should be based on whoever can beat up the current sitting president in a first fight. that way no beta cucks can put pussy laws into place.

i hope you guys are really handsome

Everyone on Yea Forums is really handsome

I've been called a "chad" by /soc/ if that means anything