‘After sex on the damp sheets, we passed out’
‘After sex on the damp sheets, we passed out’
>writing smutty fantasies about real people
Is there anything sadder than this man right now?
MILK FED
MILK FED
>rubs his penis on you
The creepy part isn't even the age thing as much it's the shit he writes
>cums on your penis
wtf, i'm seeing the word "damp" literally everywhere, anyone else? what the fuck is going on
so did he actually do anything wrong? did he assault natalie portman?
no user he made the whole thing up
>creeps out Natalie Portman
>gets rejected by Lana Del Rey
>rubs dick on Donald Trump
what is his endgame
State-enforced veganism
>makes eye contact with a hooker
>imagines them bonding over their mutual sadness
>doesn't sleep with her
>thinks this interaction belongs in his autobiography
when you put it that way, Moby's actually a pretty cool guy
lol the thing is that he makes great music and does seem like a good dude at the end of it all
it makes it creepier unfortunately
he needs to stop being such a cucky old man, those recent instagram posts are hilarious
tfw no young moby bf
fucking kek
looks like a cross between young michael stipe and young bono
>>creeps out Natalie Portman
>>gets rejected by Lana Del Rey
>>rubs dick on Donald Trump
>what is his endgame
We should elect him president
come to think of it, all presidents should be elected based on who was able to rub their penis on the last president the most
me
in all honesty the president should be based on whoever can beat up the current sitting president in a first fight. that way no beta cucks can put pussy laws into place.
i hope you guys are really handsome
Everyone on Yea Forums is really handsome
I've been called a "chad" by /soc/ if that means anything