ITT: Musicians you look like
ITT: Musicians you look like
Caleb Powell
Carson Sullivan
That one black guy
Grayson Jenkins
Aiden Fisher
Camden Robinson
Matthew Flores
Nicholas Baker
Jace Williams
I'm doin your mom. Yes yours!
I first saw her in the Wal-Mart pickin out your drawers
Big Dolly Parton hair like an 80s prom queen
But her ass was lookin good all up in those mom-jeans
I approached her in the checkout line, and said: "yo baby wassup?"She had two gallons of milk, and I was starin at her jugs
Five minutes later she agreed to get with me
So we went and rocked the minivan like Giggity. Giggity. Giggity
I was ridin your mom like she was Mario Kart
I gave her a lift back to her crib cause her car wouldn't start
She invited me in the house, and we started makin out again
How many times I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Yeah. She called me Pledge cause I knocked the dust off it
She later made me a sandwich and she cut the crust off it
Cause she knows how I like it, and that I'm a little young
To be in the bed, butt-naked doin your mom
I like your mamas big butt, and I cannot lie
You other brothers can't deny that she's fly
We make sexy time, yes and every night I tap that
She saw me butt-naked, now she thinks I'm half black. Your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F
Cause she loves to toss the salad even though she ain't a chef
And I blame it on the al-al-al-cohol But If I were you, I wouldn't kiss your mom on the mouth at all
She likes the Donkey-Punch. She likes the Dirty Sanchez
Sometimes she even likes to fool around in your bed
She likes rough sex with handcuffs and I'll be honest
She likes me to Chris Brown her when she acts like Rihanna
She's so therapeutic. When I need to cure my restlessness I br-br-br-br-br-br-br-br motorboat your moms breastestess. I didn't wanna tell you, but I had to write this song Cause I'm in your house every night doin your mom.
Havin sex with your mother and that makes me better than you.(x2)
Angel Hill
unfortunately
Caleb Green
cute
Angel Bailey
I look like John Mayer combined with that frog girl from My Hero Academia.
Brayden Turner
I mean Will's kinda cute if you forget he's a furry so it's not so bad
Christopher Flores
I literally get called dave mustaine by random dudes at bars multiple times a night
Jack Smith
an old coworker always called me leif garrett though. Some milf said the same thing to me last night
Jason Russell
I look like the second from left to right, he's from Saicos a Peruvian Punk Band probably first punk and pioneers of the sound.
Asher Hughes
Parker Reed
Chase Clark
> be fat and ugly
> people assume I'm a metal head because I'm fat and ugly
> actually like sensitive singer-songwriter and psychedelic music
i was born in the wrong body
Noah Sanders
But ugly
Kevin Sanchez
W/o the butt chin
Aiden Cox
But with glasses & fat
John King
William Bell
except less attractive, obviously
Hudson Sanders
i could walk down the street, “hey there goes bruno mars!” i honestly dont really see it
Luis Taylor
Looks like every peruvian I know.
Now, if you looked like Edwin Flores it'd be a different story
Easton Wood
Eli Cruz
You don't see it cuz you clearly a midget.
Noah Bennett
im taller than him
Mason Adams
he is? sauce?
Carson Stewart
Brayden Morgan
Could be worse