/metal/

literally not metal

it's out

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Nice dude I love Genesis too

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this but ironically

Listen to Life Metal!! :3

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I'm at MDF right now such a good lineup. Sadly Vomitory couldnt make it so IMMOLATION is playing AGAIN tonight

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>racist riffs

I always read the lyrics BEFORE I go into an album to make sure I'm not listening to racist metal

finally, Blasphemy records their first new song in over 15 years!
vocaroo.com/i/s15zmbhUwAVK

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Fug, the west coast deathfest is so gimped compared to all the other ones. Yet it's still sold out!

what if the riffs themselves are racist?

musical information cannot transmit racist ideas sorry

you sound privileged enough to have never been at the receiving end of a racist riff

You better see Brutality, Mortuary, and The Chasm

What if I play this
E-14-8-8
B-----------
G-----------

explain instrumentals

You bet your ass I am

>2019
>using crayons to make an album cover

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the notes themselves cannot transmit racist ideas

only semantic information is capable of this

Rather than expose yourself to racist lyrics, you should hang yourself by the neck until dead.

>Caller of the Toms

Agreed.. Not doing that today though heh

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Reported

youtube.com/watch?v=vfpQqPzx4nk

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WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU FAGGOTS BLASTAN?
racist riffs edition

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gorguts

youtu.be/aY8ByvCAChI
PAAAAAAR
LE SANG VERSEEEEEEEEEEEEE

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youtube.com/watch?v=GRoa6w-wnT4

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>people actually like scar symmetry
are you fucking serious
how

unironically RIP Trayvon Martin

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PAAAAAAAAAAAAR LE SERMENT PRÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊÊTÉÉÉÉÉÉÉÉ

nothing

first response decides what album I listen to next

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antiqofficial.bandcamp.com/album/r-giment-on-les-aura

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youtube.com/watch?v=H_QHcXeYbf8
was never a fan of Deathspell Omega but that record is pretty solid

i have no idea if it's good or not it's just the next thing i had on my playlist

Disappointed about this album. Still kinda good.

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we'll find out together lad

This but unironically
And Full of Hell’s new album

WHO’S GOING TO LAS VEGAS DEATH FEST?

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Most underrated album by Taake

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Chuck Billy is the best thrash vocalist (excluding deathrash and black thrash. only straight forward thrash)

Devin Townsend is too blissed out for me to relate

F# C C?

Most underrated member of the DK family

Where in seattle lets hangout

>"DsO have deep and complex lyrics"
>We shall bear a world so perfect that its realization will undo us, we shall name it NEDE.
>it's just fucking Eden backwards
fuck this shit

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black thrash and death thrash aren't real genres

devin = kook

snede

Found the lyrics on this too try hard but at the same time I kinda agree with what was being said

New Visceral Disgorge album this year, boys

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NEDM

>wtf these lyrics are so bad! skipped!

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dreamy

>5 more months until November
I miss nbbmn

>reading lyrics

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Yeah, it's just a real shame about how awful that genre is

>I miss nbbmn

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So?

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I know few metal albums with lyrics I actually think are cool. except

- Dave Brockie
- Rob Halford
- Hetfield

dank memes bruvs
i'm impressed

This is my first time listening to Deathspell Omega. Pretty good so far. Can someone give me a quick rundown of the drama surrounding them? They're not nsbm as far as I can tell.

This pretty much describes that band. Pretentious shit for hipsters and tourists to make themselves look smart.

>They're not nsbm
they did one edgy interview where they said they were, probably purely to cause drama as they like being edgy and provocative
there's very little drama surrounding DsO
I really recommend checking out their trilogy though, and then their EPs, that shit is the peak of black metal that pushes boundaries

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Excited if it's not gonna end up being generic overproduced brutal tech

the guy who's commissioned to record their vocals is a big meanie :(

Jesus fucking christ. According to this board bands are either pretentious or overrated boring crap. Fucking off yourselves.

Barbatos - Let's Fucking Die!
no cover because gay mods

>plebbit actually thinks that Neckbeard Deathcamp is good bm

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what the fuck did you expect
Also, how do you know what plebbit think

the vocal majority for any band are the people who hate them, you're retarded
ignore the shitposters and you'll find plenty of people who give an actual shit about bands
otherwise go back to fucking plebbit you spoonfed brainlet

>- Dave Brockie
>- Rob Halford
>- Hetfield
my favorite albums

>Also, how do you know what plebbit think
Because I just visited the shithole to amuse myself

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Post highlights

this board is all about shitposting, what the fuck are you talking about

>Because I just visited the shithole to amuse myself
closet plebbit regular in denial

>mfw no San Franciscan gf to listen to Vampire Weekend with

exactly the kind of thinking a newfag unwilling to swim through turds for gold would have

the 2 singles weren't that great but i did like their previous album so i'll give it a try soon

>San Franciscan
do americans really know all these ultra specific stereotypes?

San Francisco is a legitimate one though

gold on fucking Yea Forums, sure thing

>t. poser non-believer
If you haven't gotten a good rec from /meal/ you're too new and should remove yourself

Take that back.

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Alright this is the the madcunt/mental patient section of the chart (I'll separate them in the final product). The thing is that we are going to need a lot more albums if this is going to be a prober compendium, so post all the angry vocalists you can think of.
If you think I have forgotten/ignored something I shouldn't have, re-post that as well.

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This is the other section of the chart.

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Inshallah, someone put a hijab on this whore

>mental patient section
>neither silencer nor stalaggh

then why the fuck are you still here

Silencer is in the original.

Thanks user, I'll check those out

I certainly will once we finally get married. Jahknows

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UpsidedownCross probably fit for one of them, weird ass vocals.
youtube.com/watch?v=o-5Q5TXAd9E
Fairly sure Iron Money are on the original but if not they should be. Pestilence was missing so maybe this obvious pick is too.
youtube.com/watch?v=Drf3YtdcpEk
Even though they're far from the usual style of bands that go on that chart, I feel Archspire have earned their spot on the unique vocals chart.
youtube.com/watch?v=1lsnTQyGI78

Okay guys so like.... Megadeth or Metallica???

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well what did you though of it user ?
I liked it alot

Rammstein

holy FUCK dat ass doe

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I cannot stand Mustaine's vocals and will never understand how people tolerate them
so Metallica, basically

Upsidedown Cross and Iron Monkey definitely belong (as with Pestilence, no idea why Iron Monkey isn't on the original) but redpill me on Archspire. The vocals on that song sound pretty standard to me, just really fast.

Metallica's first 2 albums >>>> everything Megadeth has ever done

Megadeth's first 2 albums >>>> everything past RTL

West Seattle. I'll get a cup of coffee with you if youre not a psycho maniac

/MentalPatient/ - Obtained Enslavement - Witchcraft.
/Madcunt/ - Mysticum - In The Steams of Inferno, Revenge- Victory.Intolerance.Mastery

Hwwauoch - Hwwaouch is proper /mentalpatient/core

none so vile should be on one of these at least

youtube.com/watch?v=amc0pDUJ0Kg&list=OLAK5uy_n4gvaU111GpJPGBf-ID_lwlNkzLYQyLDQ

None So Vile is on the original. Probably should have posted that one sooner.

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Metallica

Is Appalling Spawn just better Cryptopsy?

Sorry to be a bit of a cunt, but I don't think any of those except Revenge counts. Both Obtained Enslavement and Mysticum have pretty standard black metal vocals.

Having a migrane attack and I am in total agony. /Metal/ for this feel?

youtube.com/watch?v=cpScGNbtlv4

teitanblood sometimes

youtube.com/watch?v=sYjkU52Ij8s

youtu.be/PJ9tcsXmJ0o

Yeah, that's kinda it. They're very fast. I'm not sure if it's enough to be unique since the delivery is standard, just fast. Your call, chart user. It looks very good so far!

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Man so I heard some dude got kicked out for wearing a Goatmoon patch. wtf

No worries, you aren't being a cunt. I just put up some random albums.

More Mental Patient than mad cunt but I think Saint Vitus's Die Healing should be on there

>Neckbeard Deathcamp

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They actually do lve gigs? That people pay money for? What the fuck nigga

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This, it's a lot better than I remembered. Plastic 90s metal productions is the best

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I'll post anything I can think of right now (that isn't already there), so it might not be 100% accurate:
youtube.com/watch?v=w7Tk3ZPxBug
youtube.com/watch?v=aMF0ld8q8xg
youtube.com/watch?v=yeCN_cxM7wM
youtube.com/watch?v=vFrk8yIPKMY
Meyhnach is more of a /depraved/ one, but his vocals might fit in somewhere:
youtube.com/watch?v=JeA_L9_KJRY
Does nightbringer count as /weird/?
youtube.com/watch?v=W2WvegzoBow

The guy from arkha sva has some other bands, but I'm not sure if it's fair to put them in the weird category, but whatever:
youtube.com/watch?v=wl39cdL49xY
youtube.com/watch?v=aH0Cwv6zp8Q
That's all I could think of right now, maybe it would have helped if I wasn't drunk and tired, but oh well.

>They're not nsbm as far as I can tell.
So what if they are?

Not him but based additions, user.

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So, did that guy ever finish doing that update to the madcünt chart?

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Do you not read threads, or

Nice dump, as I said I'll take all the recs I can get. Especially since I'm quite picky.

So, retard?

Boy

Have you ever listened to wagner

Thanks fro the recs ladingtons, I realize that I probably won't be able to squeze out more links from you guys so I'll start compiling the actual chart!

>Less than a minute after I posted my shit
Did you already know every single thing I posted? If so; based
Yeah, some of my recs from previous threads made it in, but no promises for this one. Also, I remember Dir En Grey was mentioned a few threads ago and you said you were thinking about including them. If you want to, then Dum Spiro Spero is the most likely choice. But I honestly feel that we should just make a compilation of his madcunt or weird vocals instead, because even that album is all over the place, just like most of their albums

Thanks for me. I'll inlude Dir En Gry but since I haven't heard much beyonf a few songs I wanted to wait until I got a proper album recommendaton.

My friend and I are going to laugh at them

Nice. For example, Kyo does shit like this during their lives, apparently it's called "inward scream" on their live DVDs. But on their albums, one song can have high-pitched vocals and the next song could be extremely soft-spoken. Anyway, check out DSS for the chart and check out Uroboros (preferably the remastered and expanded version) for your own enjoyment, because that album is amazing. DSS is a 10/10/ imo and Uroboros still manages to be even better.

Wait! I have one more. youtube.com/watch?v=-ZkVGbZ7720
This is to make up for my stupidity earlier.

youtube.com/watch?v=1iUnVl_fbSg
I forgot to include a link to what I was referring to.

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>Neckbeard Deathcamp
>Carnivore A.D.
wut

based radical centrism

Yup.
brooklynvegan.com/goatmoon-patch-gets-guy-kicked-out-of-maryland-deathfest-show-he-says/

>no Naked City
Torture Garden is an absolute must
youtu.be/AZSw73DLq-0

Peter had the most metal chin in history, prove me wrong

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>WHAT MAKES YOU LOOK OVER HERE
>WHAT ARE YOU QUEER
um m8 thats problematic

he was just pure metal
I wish he made more Carnivore style shit rather than Type O

>HAVE I RETURNED TO SAVE THE JEWS
>OR TO DESTROY THEM?
sweetie, the jews are a strong and proud people who don't need saving. Also this Hitler stuff is *extremely* problematic and I am going to report you to the authorities for not having a trigger warning on your album.

commit youtube.com/watch?v=8aK64tUo_p0 please

which version is better?

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hello frens what are you blasting/doing
for me it's root's the temple in the underground

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Just hearing about this. That is some fucking billshit

>Goatmoon, if you don’t know them, are a Finnish black metal band with song titles like “Aryan Beauty” who most people agree are not good people.
There will only be peace on Earth when the Jewish Question is answered..

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post fun metal

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opinions
youtube.com/watch?v=20s5VpKX3oY

Remember, /metal/ is /pol/. Posts like this only prove my point So embrace Christianity, the true religion of /pol/, and become one with our Aryan Lord.

lol goatmoon has been shit for at least a decade
also blackgoat is an ugly tard

>/metal/ is /pol/

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Jesus Christ is literally just the white version of Mohammed and the brainlet version of Buddha

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fuck off weak dumbass

>kvetching

>omg judas priest!!!

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youtube.com/watch?v=rmYTcxUmpkM

there is literally NOTHING wrong with eating or drinking soiyy

t. numale

HEAR THE RUMBLE AROUND YOU, IT'S A BLOOD CURDLING SOUND
BLOOD STAINED HEADS AND BODIES ALL ARE BREAKING THE GROUND
A .45 CALIBER FLASHING LIFE'S ENDING WITH A BANG
TYRANTS RULE THE KING IS DEAD! WE ARE THE GANG THAT REIGNS!

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let me save the thread
youtube.com/watch?v=StZcUAPRRac

>lyric posting

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t. needs a soiyy-based beverage to quench his thirst

Unironically AOTY. Do *NOT* reply to me.

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Take this long, hard (You) bitch boi

guys i need more of this

youtube.com/watch?v=j3OPOYG6XIQ

ask chuck's ghost

I can't believe they're already releasing special editions of the new Nocturnus AD album

Is At The Gates Mad Cünt?

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yes

youtube.com/watch?v=7DdqyxMO1s8

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KEEP SHOOTIN TIL SOMEBODY DIE
SO MANY SHOTS THE NEIGHBOR LOOKED AT THE CALENDAR

THOUGHT IT WAS FOURTH OF JULY

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Leave the hall.

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damn this noctornus ad album sucks. It sounds like they wanted to make power metal instead. None of these riffs have any feeling or even follow each other in these songs

>t. david vincent

>haha le epic sodomite metal man

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cope

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>cope

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Imagine how mad this dude is

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black metal is supposed to be about hatred, misanthropy, evil and death
"praise satan kill christians fuck goodness"
>No big deal
"praise hitler kill jews/niggers fuck racial tolerance"
>This is reprehensible
Fucking absolute pussies in metal these days jesus christ

hale hortler, 15.99.

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Pick one thing you'd want changed about an album you enjoy. Pic related
>dude make the bass drums sound like clicks. It's perfect for death metal!

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Quick, post happy metal songs.
youtube.com/watch?v=NY-ofhy3lNs
youtube.com/watch?v=EXfv2nJ6WT4
youtube.com/watch?v=ME32_Xb-Hpc
youtube.com/watch?v=AhvUpykF7OM
youtube.com/watch?v=qcWKZTI9OC4

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youtube.com/watch?v=dgx3sp_hTJw

Everything sounds so different when I listen via speakers instead of headphones. All of a sudden, the cheesy power I love becomes a bit less banging.

being a white supremecist is so untrve it almost hurts.
talk about a herd mentality, anti-individualist ideology. not to mention they all surround themselves with yes men and other members of the scene.
it's basically the metal equivalent of a street gang.

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Don’t know why this post made me laugh so hard

hal hetler 10/17

youtube.com/watch?v=c0aXuCdY-O0
LA LALALA-LALALALA
LA LALALA-LALALALA

How do I get into power metal?

>tfw no post-black gf

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BRIIIIIIIIIIIIIICK SQUAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD

SCUUUUUM GAAAAAAANG

:3c

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what are you asking? just listen to it

Take a huggggggge black cock right up your ass and you will inexplicably start to love it

I've worked it out. We don't need to use base 10 for the numbers 14 8 8.

base 9 - 15 8 8
base 8 - 16 10 10
base 7 - 20 11 11
base 6 - 22 12 12
base 5 - 24 13 13
base 4 - 32 20 20
base 3 - 112 22 22
base 2 - 1110 100 100
base 1 - 11111111111111 11111111 11111111

dragon cock*

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This. The first 2 Metallica albums are the best of both worlds. Megadeth with James singing would be amazing, though I like Dave for what he is.

This is now a power metal thread.

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magic steel...

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Whats the name of this band? I can't read it lol

That’s the gayest dragon I’ve seen in my life lmao

He looks just like a Swedish stud.

On the flip side of that, white separatism runs right in line with black metal's elitist tendency. Facism values strength over weakness, though you are correct in the hard mentality point. I was more speaking on how the ultimate evil, which is genocide and ethnic cleansing, gets a band in hot water when those themes are right up black metal's alley. Just sad to see this bullshit virtue signaling and offense-taking permeate the underground.

I relate to him. The way he will over-think his music and get lost attempting to philosophize the meaning of why he does it while spending late nights working and attempting to perfect the smallest insignificant detail. That and his style is pretty scatterbrained.

In the court of King Chaos...

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I know this is a gay question and technically not metal, but it's adjacent if not crossover at times
Is there such thing as right wing crust punk/d-beat?
Like Anti Cimex but racist or nationalist

Green Day

Damn really?

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Is this 1st Wave?
youtu.be/8TZGPyRiQRM

hopefully this helps
youtube.com/watch?v=OJeLYvc7sXk
youtube.com/watch?v=4ij1humBSqs
youtube.com/watch?v=EofWfuYhirk
youtube.com/watch?v=5zQhJNsWBWY
youtube.com/watch?v=8mG-x5E3daM
youtube.com/watch?v=u1fEM3yC1Tg

Yeah boulevard of broken dreams is about how Hispanics and blacks destroyed one of the vocalist’s favorite places in his hometown. American Idiot about how the average American is controlled by the Jewish lizards that control our government. Don’t know how they got so big desu but I guess in the 90’s being non-pc was still hip

This album is fucking incredible. Holy shit. Thank you based Browning for AOTY.

You must be 18 to post here.

My band put a dog whistle riff in a song, it's a very very loose interpretation of Deutschland Uber Alles but with a more evil tonality.

epic xD

For a second I thought you literally played Deutschland Uber Alles on a dog whistle and recorded it. I'm tired as fuck.

DU HAST!!!

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I hate women
Metal for this feel?

Babymetal

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slam

Imagine being this chad

youtube.com/watch?v=BW10dgWB4qQ
also manowar

Where are my /SODOMITES/ at?!?!

LISTEN TO SODOM
youtu.be/22XNrc8EVLE
youtu.be/6ycxAjmknn4
youtu.be/Ne0KEEJl1BU

READ SODOM
metalkings.com/sodom/sodom.htm
voicesfromthedarkside.de/Interviews/SODOM--11049.html

WATCH SODOM
youtu.be/pVQm4rwpOAI

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youtube.com/watch?v=fzf-ULOOqQY
IT’S ALL GOOD, IT’S ALRIGHT
HEAVY METAL BINDS US ALL TONIGHT

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Arghoslent

>Argsoilent

thank you based Sodom poster

you're retarded

This is very good.

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>listening to varg vikernes music
fucking.....YIKES

you realize his ideal world is living in the woods and rolling around in each others poo poo, right?

also
>he unemployed
>he uneducated
>has cult following of LOSERS who FAILED contributing towards an up to date civilised progressive and liberal world of peace and non 'mas' war

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>calling your record AOTD
kinda arrogant tbf

Voivod has a pretty good discography.

pretty great discography*

>Soivod

>He hasn't heard the best voivod
youtu.be/JABlkl40rjk

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am i going to die a virgin lads

shes ugly

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if you continue to stay here you will.

post a girl that isn't then

Time for another wank.

>listens to metal

yes you are

even back in the 1970s, metal was for LOSERS. same with arena rock. boisterous chads were going to disco clubs while listening to funk etc. getting fucking pussy

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yes
(and that's a good thing)

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Glam was always for chads.

i want another answer

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any feels metal that isnt fucking gay?

Just rape someone before you kill yourself. Easy.
Or you could fence hop and fuck someone's horse. Bit harder for that one, because if she's not into it she'll break your ribs.

how is it a good thing
i want children

But Chuck did give the best head in metal. David Vincent had his Azagthoth, and everyone in Vader had Doc, but no one made a pink cock erect like Chuck. True, as the AIDS infested his throat it made it hard for him to deep throat, but even as he lay there rotting, stinking of AZT and covered with Kaposi's sarcoma, Chuck would signal with two fingers when a willing donor came into the room. All I can offer in addition to that is the fact that no sex will ever compare to colostomy hole love, especially when the hole is fresh and supple after a well-greased movement.

We will never forget you, Chuck. Every time I hear your name my prostate aches, both for your tender heart-shaped ass and that incredibly thin, probing member we shared many times. It is heartbreaking how many things bring Chuck to mind. The sound of heavy metal. The flavor of Taco Bell food on the road. The scent of semen. The world lost not only a great musician, but a great lover, when Chuck died.

To say Chuck was gay is incorrect. He wasn't gay, he was just open-minded, and he sought anal sex from men, boys, girls and animals alike. Anal was not his favorite. His favorite was the blowjob, and he liked to be held afterwards, with someone stroking his hair and saying, "Chuck you are king of the world."

I will never sell the copy of Leprosy (80 grain vinyl) he left me at our last meeting. It is battered now, and reeks faintly of manpoo, and maybe it does have a few suspicious smears, but it is all I have of him. That and the memories. Those gushing, sticky, illicit, clandestine memories... Oh Chuck I miss you more than I can say.

you're terrible

It's level-headed advice.

I'LL END THE PROBLEM

FACING NOTHING

FUCK YOU OFF

FUCK YOU ALL

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shh don't yell so loud my mom's gonna hear

>it's basically the metal equivalent of a street gang.
And you fear it.

more like metal-headed advice

listening to it now

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Can someone redpill me on this pasta?

Chuck died of AIDS

ewwwwwwwww

type o negative

anyone want to talk about their feelings

who /drunkposting/ here?

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God damn I could have a fucking drink right now.

He literally had the perfect body

>meal
>food

vodka + coke + yerba mate
:p

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Yeah I want to talk about my feelings. I'm a manchild who has accomplished just about nothing for years. I live with my grandmother (rent free) and I have no plans for the future.
I listen to metal because moving my feet to the beat pumps my blood more than anything else I do.
I haven't taken a shower in 2 months, and I let my semen absorb into my boxers for a week before changing them out.
Eventually, maybe, I'll get a job. But the spirit's pretty weak right now.

...

Fuck you

just be a NEET for life bro

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one of my biggest fears is ending up like and every day I end up closer and closer to being like this. metal for being a complete loser incel failure?

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sounds good aside from the lack of cleanliness

"work" = lesser slavery

milk the free rent as long as possible mi familia

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Thanks guys. You always make me smile.

Take a shower, be a failure thats ok but pls take a fucking shower

im goign to fucking kill myself

Literally no one here fears a bunch of overweight (or underweight) middle schoolers being edgy

same LMAOOO

speak for yourself

>WATCH SODOM
should be mortal way of live

It's not as bad as it sounds. I rub dead skin off periodically, so my skin is somewhat clean. Evey time I fap, I itch all the dead skin and sweat off of my ballsack, and sprinkle it onto the floor beside my bed.
Sometimes I'll pace in the sun and run my fingers though my hair, also scraping off all the oily flakes the accumulate on my scalp.
Today I even took my shirt off in the sun for about 5 minutes. That's enough UV to kill the back zits that have been developing.
My main concern is with the enamel on my teeth, which seems to be slipping away month after month. My dentist says not to worry about it.

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I just linked the tabs I had open and an interview I had linked in a doc, I might make a more extensive one later though, and maybe a new WebM

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please clean yourself. it literally takes 30 minutes

What song is this?

delet this

How old are you?

23, almost 24

Dragged into Sunlight is pretty madcunt, specifically Hatred for Mankind
youtube.com/watch?v=yedkKccl2wc
Sadistik Exekution is essential, Rok is quite literally mad as fukk all the time, kunt
youtube.com/watch?v=EEYT50-wIXQ
youtube.com/watch?v=_sFNWKPR1Tg
K.A.O.S and Fukk are probably your best bets for specific albums. For what it's worth their bassist Dave Slave plays like a damn lunatic as well

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what is some good sludge metal besides Crowbar, EHG, COC, and Acid Bath?

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how is sludge metal onions?

>dragged into soilent

poot

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Okay out of all these dumb posts. I have to admit that this one is actually funny.

Anyone her into anal metal?

I'm glad this band has remained pretty consistent throughout the years

I really enjoyed the albums previous to this one and this album is just as fun

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Grief, Meth drinker, primitive man, moloch, toadliquor, bottom feeder

Converge could be added to the mental-patient core

New shit:

have sex