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I’ll send them my resume. My Philosophy degree might pay off.

Sent a portfolio of my greatest Yea Forums takes.

Apply you fags, we need some Austitic Yea Forumstants in the inside like sleeper cells. We will make Pitchfork great “again”

id work for them, i can write a 5 page about the artists backgrounds while ignoring the music and focusing on current trendy topics.

here's my audition:
>Fuck white men

What are qualifications?

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So I guess 16 year olds can sign up too.

I’m in. I have a masters in journalism from a highly reputable school, I’m a minority, and a multi-instrumentalist . I’m gonna really go for this and reform pitchfork from the inside. 5 years from now it’ll be the most apolitical and patrician music critic on the planet.

checked and based, gospeed user

Aren't they cleaning house going behind a paywall soon?

best of luck, user.

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based anonymous shitposter getting everyone's hopes up

Guaranteed death of a website.

>apolitical
cringe

Leave Brooklyn.

wait what?

I'm Jewish and queer. Just letting you all know before anyone else bothers applying. Don't waste yr time

Godspeed buddy

based negro poster

i would like to apply but im a straight white dude and fairly "normal" looking so i doubt I'd have a chance.

The pitch:

By: Mu


The fact that so many books still name the Beatles as "the greatest or most significant or most influential" rock band ever only tells you how far rock music still is from becoming a serious art. Jazz critics have long recognized that the greatest jazz musicians of all times are Duke Ellington and John Coltrane, who were not the most famous or richest or best sellers of their times, let alone of all times. Classical critics rank the highly controversial Beethoven over classical musicians who were highly popular in courts around Europe. Rock critics are still blinded by commercial success. The Beatles sold more than anyone else (not true, by the way), therefore they must have been the greatest. Jazz critics grow up listening to a lot of jazz music of the past, classical critics grow up listening to a lot of classical music of the past. Rock critics are often totally ignorant of the rock music of the past, they barely know the best sellers. No wonder they will think that the Beatles did anything worthy of being saved.

Bump

>hires associate writer
>lays him/her/them/xer off the very next day

based conde nast :] #capitalismrawks