"h-hey Natalie, r-remember me? your b-b-boyfriend, well your ex boyfriend I was 34 and you were 17...

The guy that stomped by Obie.

He's a 5'2" vegan. A strong breeze could kick his ass.

please leave this poor man alone, he needs help

You wish you lived in New York faggot.

Kek

MILK FED

Mister Worldwide

Yeah. That was so yesterday.

the man pulled natalie portman when she was at her legal prime (past her actual prime by about 4 years but whatever), i give him props for that.

He certainly didn't handle this well.

I don't care if they did or didn't "date," but his insistance on kissing and telling makes me think less of him.

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I feel so sorry for Natalie though.

Moby is such a baste boy even I want to shove him into a locker and I'm a loser.

He seems like the guy that acts autistic because "oh, so quirky", but isn't.

Inherently true

Moby should start a carbo diet and start lifting.
If he gets bigger and fit, I think there'd be no problem in him fucking 18 year olds.

My uncle is the only bald guy in my dad's family, and he cheated on his wife.

Agreed, but neither are haired people.

Based baldie

youtube.com/watch?v=XKPzKm3JdD8

New Yorkers wished they live here you fucking copelet
Spend all their lives shitting on Los Angeles and then turn around and move here and talk about what a hidden gem they've discovered
All of my neighbors are from New York
It will happen to you.

>Giant douche
La
>Turd sammie
NY

Who cares, they were both adults. As long as they’re both consenting I don’t understand why people vilify him for that. She was objectively attractive at 18, saying it’s creepy for him to be attracted to an adult woman doesn’t really make sense.

This. There are tons of loving couples of people with age gaps larger than 14 years. There’s some famous French actor who’s 50 and he’s dating a 19 year old model and no one fucking cares because they’re both adults and that’s what they want and no ones being hurt.

33-18 = 15

THIS IS PROOF THAT IT IS CREEPY

HOW DO U NOT SEE IT

HES EXPOSING THE WAY HE WAS THINKING WHEN HE HOOKED UP WITH HER AS A KID

What

If you can vote, die in a war, and be held legally responsible for your actions, you are by definition not a kid. Every society has to draw a line in the sand somewhere. 18 is when we do it.

But yeah, 33 is a little old to be chasing teenagers, and he's certainly being pretty creepy about it now. If the last few days have proven anything, it's that Moby is a scumbag.

ayy lmao

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>the man pulled natalie portman
not really. Moby's books are just fan-fiction written by himself about himself. It's truly pathetic.

Obie Trice, real name, no gimmicks

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oh shit it's basedjak

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>Yea Forums - Music

Hey, Natalie is a decent rapper.

It's not really much of a story. Assuming his version is 100% true, she dumped him after two weeks and he never got more than a kiss and hug.

I'm kind of surprised he insists on telling it.

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MILK FED

bald man here, can confirm

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so true

moby is so fucking liberal is hurts to go to his twitter page. none of his tweets are about his actual career they're just tryhard "trump you're bad" posts

you faggots really care about living in shithole ny or la? lmao slip on homeless man shit and fall in hiv syringes

None of you can say you fucked Natalie Portman though

I'm bald and can verify this

My cousin turned into a bitch after he started balding quickly at 21. Now he won't shut up about money and uses every opportunity to showboat.

LA is just NYC but with sunshine. Lots of people, lots of dumbasses, nobody can fucking drive and always jammed full of traffic. I hate both cities.

t. living in Virginia

I thought Rob Halford was gay

neither can he

you must get your information from the internet lol

Based Moby making Yea Forumscels and PTGNiggers seethe uncontrollably

>Got to fuck The Shlag in her prime
>Bashes the fash and doesn't afraid of anything

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There was a time I was obsessively hanging out with a girl who I couldn't tell if liked me or not. Decided I better not push it because I didn't want to be a creep, and I have such low self-esteem that I figured she probably never liked me, and it was all in my head.

Recently found out she actually did have a thing for me and was waiting for me to make a move, but she lost interest when I never did. I'm a fucking pussy and I hate myself.

She was a year older than me, though, so I guess it's a different situation because of that.

anyone who's been there knows there's homeless people and drug addicts everywhere

FUCK NYC AND FUCK LA

ATLANTA FUCK YEAH

Moby wishes he had the testosterone Gay Rob had the young groupies all sweared they dated him too

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I was going through musician articles and read one about flying lotus where he talked about how producing puts him in the zone, hes thankful for his music as a creative output and for something for him to focus on life. Then I read a Moby interview where he talks about how he tries to find someone to have sex with at every party he goes to, and if he can't he gets depressed and how he has held the belief in the past that hes actually a divine figure sent from heaven. They really juxtaposed each other and now im convinced this guy is a fucking nutso.

Link to moby article?