So did they date or not?

so did they date or not?

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someone needs to edit his face into the open-mouthed sōyboy face

What a fucking loser. You didn't date.

Natalie Portman has probably dated a lot of older men, both before and after meeting Moby, but not Moby himself. I wouldn't be surprised if Moby, in his drug-addled state, attempted to rape her though.

Is he trying to imply he fucked her?

is that young terry?

Not a very classy kind of guy, is he?

I would guess they either hung out a few times and Moby took that as dating while Natalie took it as hanging out or Natalie sport fucked one of the biggest musicians at the time because she could and Moby caught feels because he's Moby. Or something else happened. Who the fuck knows.

jack looks so young here

WHY DOES MY HEART

No, he's not. Really the only permanent thing I will take away from this story is that Moby is a douchebag.

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People they come together. People they fall apart.

From Moby's book:
>"I took a taxi to Cambridge to meet Natalie. We held hands and wandered around Harvard, kissing under the centuries-old oak trees. At midnight she brought me to her dorm room and we lay down next to each other on her small bed. After she fell asleep I carefully extracted myself from her arms and took a taxi back to my hotel."

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He’s way happier than her in this pic. No way he ever, EVER, fucked her. She doesn’t look attracted at all, like she’s simply waiting for the picture to be over with.

He never claimed that she fucked him. Read

I was in a similar situation to this where I pulled the ol neet slide and kinda tried to turn casual dates into a relationship. The gal and I agreed years later that we dated but weren’t bf and gf. She’s a boss for not throwing me under the bus like Natalie is Moby.

Did she ever have a reporter from Harper's Bazaar ask her a question on the record about your "relationship"?

> Moby is so washed up that he's resorted to writing overly verbose fanfictions about him and Natalie Portman

> White knighting for a roasty known for fucking trendy musicians
She fucked Devendra in his hippie hobo drag phase, anything is possible, dude was a homeless druggie and barely took showers.

this dude needs to get stomped by Obie

no but she’s a lez now and has more reason to be embarrassed. Natalie has nothing to be embarrassed about but felt the need to embarrass him (maybe for good reason, maybe no reason at all, we don’t know) with the creep word

>Captain Beefheart shirt

Do you guys think Natalie has ever read Scaruffi?

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Everything about this makes me think her use of that word was justified.

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She's also a Big Star fan

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It all seems like he didn't wanna say he was just fucking her for a while, and decided to throw the word "dating" to make her look less sluty, and she autistically said no we weren't, now he is being a beta for hesitating to say it as it is.

Avant garde-ish musicians have always been fashionable, i doubt she reads reviews

So that's what he wrote, and then she's the one that said "We never dated". Did he say they dated before she brought up the term?

I remember he did a few interviews before all this about the book where that word was thrown around.

Not sure if it was from him or the reporter. He certainly seemed too imply that, though.

I dated girl in middle school and in high school she said we never dated and she doesnt even know me

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I would deny a relationship even if a video of them going on vacations and having sex were to show up.I'd deny it even it there was video of her explicitly stating that it's true and even if a signed document existed.

Lmao roasties, why do they think this is ok? :(

Sounds like a fantasy to me desu

Why the fuck would you write this even if it did happen yikes

Even if they did date, publicly discussing exes is shitty anyway. Moby is a dingus.

>whiteknighting for fucking Moby
Moby is a bigger faggot that herschlag