>know how to play guitar
>know how to sing
Songs that will help me get laid?
Know how to play guitar
Jonathan Hughes
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Daniel Martinez
The Beatles - Michelle but only if the chicks name is Michelle
Adrian Baker
Anything by Radiohead
Nolan Hughes
Write your own
Landon Cooper
hey there delilah
Lincoln Morales
Depends, are you still in high school?
Hudson Butler
this
Andrew Lee
Your body is a wonderland by John Mayer.
It’s easy to play and works every time. I’m speaking from experience.
Adrian James
you will never get laid, that's a myth
i've played guitar since i was 7 years old and can sing/play, write my own songs, know wonderwall front to back plus goo goo dolls, u2 one, green day time of your life, my kind of woman by mac d, you fucking name the sappy romantic acoustic love ballad i can play it.
and i've still never had sex so go figure
Landon Peterson
whats it like in new york city
David King
maybe youre just unlikable
Andrew Adams
maybe you're just ugly
Brandon Bailey
no I'm ugly and probably unlikeable too but that's not the point, the point is just playing guitar alone wont get you laid
Charles Fisher
yeah sounds like you are the problem
Colton Allen
play some crazy fingerpicking shit to show them you know how to use your fingers
Owen Jones
ultimate-guitar.com
Sad but true.
Aaron Diaz
sure, that's the point, the guitar wont save you if youre not already fuckable
Asher Powell
>i've played guitar since i was 7 years old
how old are you now? 8? give it a few years. wait till they drop and get back to us
Levi Rivera
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the "just play guitar and the girls will come" thing is a boomer myth
Anthony Anderson
You have to actually go out with them already first, the idea of just playing in the quad and girls coming over to tell you that you're amazing for playing Wonderwall is a meme.
Daniel Phillips
no it isn't
just play and you'll swim in pussy
Zachary Lewis
So is the "just play in the quad and girls will come" thing a meme or not? I can't tell.
Evan Reed
depends how good looking you are
Daniel Howard
Girls only like it if you can sing and play. If you are a shit singer, it won't work.
Jaxson James
Shut up faggot
Brody Rogers
>i've still never had sex
Christian Young
they might tell you "hey you sound good" or something but they wont suck your dick
Nathan Smith
This. I thought the "just play guitar and you'll in pussy" was a meme until my roommate had a chick over, she saw a guitar and asked me to play something, so I played a Pink Floyd song and next thing I notice she was eye fucking me.
Jonathan Cox
yeah so what?
Zachary Harris
unironically this
youtube.com
Eli Perry
maybe not YOUR dick uggo
Austin Long
WHAT A BEAUTIFUL FACE I HAVE FOUND IN THIS PLACE
Elijah Reed
you're on Yea Forums, nobody here is attractive, and if they are they're too retarded to do anything
Grayson Sullivan
99% of us yes but not me.
John Harris
this one right here
youtube.com
Cameron Phillips
Neil Cicierega - Wndrwll
Benjamin Gutierrez
doesn't matter. just show that you are at least competent, and that you have a soft side. so any stupid emotional song really. those two things signify a good father
Josiah Walker
If you can't get laid after playing Wonderwall or the Goo Goo Dolls on acoustic, you're probably very ugly or autistic.