ITT: worst Pitchfork reviews

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nobody cares about pitchfork

Jawbreaker - Dear You (2.3)
The Get Up Kids - Something to Write Home About (2.0)
Jimmy Eat World - Clarity (3.5)
Basically every single post Pinkerton emo review they have made

Remember back when a literal 14 year old gave Sonic Youth a 0

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Yea Forums used to care in 2007

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>In 1999, Pitchfork named Loveless the best album of the 1990s.
>However, in their 2003 revision of the list, it was moved to number two, swapping places with Radiohead's OK Computer.

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This is based

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1999 top 100 albums of the 90s list

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based

>only one rap album
>its instrumental
damn...

should be 10

Got similar pics for other decades?

i know, that and icky mettle

no

Never forget P4k did this to Black Kids (album wasn’t that great at all but this was dumb.)

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this
who gives a shit

damn that kid is BASEEEEED

Yea Forums still obviously cares since pitchfork shit is constantly spammed here. It's pretty pathetic honestly.

Not a great album by any stretch, but c’mon. Fuck Ian Cohen.

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Pitchfork didn't fall for the nigger music meme until the 2010s. That's also when I stopped paying attention to them.

What's the 90's Pitchfork of our generation?

probably doesn't exist. liberals ruined music reviews.

lateralus

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punkrock SUCKS

noctourniquet

it was probably anthony until he got fader'd

>transient random noise bursts with announcements
wtf I love pitchfork now

yeah, i know. too bad they're not punk.

top kek

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>billy breathes
Pretty based desu

Criminal

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Wow, I hate new Panic to the point of making me hate old Panic, but a 1.5? Jesus.

Wow that's actually the exact score from RYM too :(

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giving The Fragile and Frances The Mute a 2.0 is pretty cringe

Ah yes. My favorite 90s band, Pup

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i bought that cd like ages ago when i was 14, theyre a local band, and have never seen them posted.
i just relistened to this like fucking yesterday and see it now

GETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEADGETOUTOFMYHEAD

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awful

>rate album 0.6/10
>it makes the list of the best albums of the decade

Good. That's the correct order.