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*tempo suddenly drops 10 bpm*
>Synarchy of Molten Boners
Best Bathory album btw
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CRINGE YIKES OOOFFFF
Bathory has five (5) good albums.
self titled
blood fire death
hammerheart
twilight of the gods
nordland i
>Under the Sign of the Black Mark
>Hammerheart
>Twilight of the Gods
>Blood on Ice
>Nordland I & II
and its the first 5
what are power metal bands like Gamma Ray and Helloween?
Their best
>Get tired of listening to death metal
> Budgie and Alice in Chains are still my only go to "light" bands.
Can anyone recommend bands to listen to when tired of metal, that are still metal?
Nah, the first 7 albums are great. Then Blood On Ice and Nordland 1 & 2 are legit too.
The Nordland albums are great Nationalist works.
First for The Return fucking sucks
sabbath
>The Nordland albums are great Nationalist works.
>Projecting this hard
UFO, Diamond Head, Savatage, Blue Öyster Cult, Metal Church, Trouble, Candlemass, Pentagram, Saint Vitus, Hällas, Haunt, Magic Circle, Spell, Satan, Wizard Rifle, Ancestors, Vhöl, Children (Hard Times Hanging at the End of the World), Urfaust, Elder, Darkthrone since 2006, Jex Thoth, Jess and the Ancient Ones, Graveyard, Horisont, Okkultokrati, Oathbreaker...
What is the most hilarious metal you can think of?
Cirith Ungol is both, unintentionally the most hilarious band ever, and unironically the greatest faggot filter /meal/ has.
LOONEY
TUNES
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Requiem is not as bad as people say
>Ramma Gay
Haha
Hah!
Stumbled on this badass lady the other day.
varg was and is a nutjob
Okay and? Insanity is Trve and based.
stuff of legends
This is fucking great. youtube.com
THE TWO OF US ARE GONNA PLAY A LITTLE GAME
You're not gonna find any power metal discussion here.
You havent lived untill you tapped the opening beat to Hammer Smashed Face on a girls butt with your benis
>Cirith Ungol
why haven't i heard of this before? it sounds great
crossover stuff
faggot
WHAT ARE YOU BLASTING POST IT NOW
>tfw a new kd album is happening
we made it bros
Blackgaze > Black Metal
nice album
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‘Bout to sleep
NOW this song has solo and a half
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Fuck off with your dad rock music, boomer. Only black metal riffs allowed at this hour.
is there a metal equivalent
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probably something by iperyt
good album
some other good bm from this year: youtube.com
their last listenable album for me
Does anybody have more metal anime girls? Would really appreciate it.
Very good instrumentals but those vocals aren’t doing it for me
>Be me
>Try to get into Black Metal
>Listen to De Mysteriis Dom Sathanas
>It's good
>Listen to Transilvanian Hunger
>Fucking terrible
>Funeral Moon
>Terrible
>In The Nightside Eclipse
>Listenable at best
Am I listening to this genre wrong /meal/?
if you dont like itne you are beyond saving
listen to obtained enslavement or enslaved
>Yes, my favorite Death album is The Sound of Perseverance, how did you know?
early enslaved, to clarify
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Bros I need some filthy, rotten stuff. Metal that you can fuckin' SMELL.
try Immortal and Inquisition
the grimiest swamp juice stenches
The only bands worth listening to in Norwegian black metal are Burzum, Darkthrone, Mayhem, and Immortal. Everyone else are just rip offs of those four.
Smells like bogs, awful whiskey and cigarettes.
some new female-fronted doom for you boys
>witchritual.bandcamp.com
Yes, if you don't like Transilvanian Hunger, it probably just isn't for you.
Is there any more effective pleb filter than weird or dumb vocals?
>venom worship with zero riffs
>venom worship with some riffs
>actually good and unique album
>thrash worship with stolen riffs
>actually good and unique album
>kind of repeating but still good
>don’t care about the rest
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>What is the most hilarious metal you can think of?
Some garbage death metal like cryptopsy, incantation, immolation.
Unironically Metallica, or general 80s guys. Death metal isn't the only kind of metal. If anything it's a pretty small part of it by comparison.
King Diamond can’t believe he was capable of having a career with that shitty voice. Just goes to show how much of a joke metal can sometimes be.
Move over, fagboy.
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You're allowed to call King shitty once you can hit those high notes on Abigail yourself, retard.
Another pleb filtered.
I have learned to speak the tongue of animals
I have learned to read the signs at bargain stores...
Anons, let us give a toast to our favorite albums, or an album that has some other sentimental value to you.
My next toast goes to The Sound of Perseverance, for introducing me to extreme metal.
Also FUCK METALCORE
Scanner, Breitenhold, Rocka Rollas, Viper, Steelballs
out of all the options that's probably the gayest thing to be introduced to extreme metal by
*listens to that song again*
And into the trash it goes...
We all start somewhere. I was still listening to stuff like FFDP and Disturbed at the time so hearing those screams and angry prog riffs was a HOLY SHIT moment for me.
all phoneposters need to die
but how did you not hear Kreator or Slayer before that
>giving (you)s to filtered tourists
>tfw even Hitler bops to King Diamond
(second) greatest vocalist in the genre
Heard Angel of Death and Raining Blood way before but either wasn't that interested or too lazy to dig deeper. Even now I'm not that impressed with Reign in Blood and it's 0000000000 syndrome. SNM and HA are better.
I listened to Endless Pain right after I was done with Death though.
nice, thanks
melodeath sucks
Yeah I got the same feels. Darkthrone is just not for me. I like riffs. Too bad blackies are so shit tasted that any retarded chord strumming is ‘riffing’ for them. Though I liked Emperor. Try Immortal - At the Heart of Winter, it’s black with riffs and a lot of thrash influence.
lazy fuck, I bet you're not even a true wotanic hitlerist
Extremt baserad bild
Listen to the rest of True Teutonic Four:
Blind Guardian and Running Wild
You ruined my perfect 10/10 meme
God I hate this new zoomer definition of meme
Too bad for you grandpa
This is fucking great
>greymatternoise.bandcamp.com
japower
*trigger clicks* chug chugu chug chug chug chugu gu chuchi chung
GO!
>calling Hammerheart "unique" when it steals Metallica and Manowar riffs
you're thinking of Blood Fire Death
Nope. The end of "Song To Hall Up High" is the end of Metallica's For Whom the Bell Tolls.
"Baptised In Fire And Ice" riff is Manowar's "Each Dawn I Die."
it's almost as if those two bands influenced fucking everyone in the 80s, and the kids who bash them here are historical revisionists
what song is this supposed to be and wtf is that image
I'm so beyond arguing about king's gimmicky vocals. the fact is his career is 90% thoroughly second-rate heavy metal that chases after the innovations of Iron Maiden, aside from a couple moments of quasi-brilliance (mainly the first two MF albums, although s,oyboys overrate them these days)
pleb filtered
it fucking slaps
overrated crap
Why do racists make such good music
Hell yeah The Black Witch best song
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If a song could be diagnosed with autism, this song would be the number one candidate.
Metal sucks now
I miss the days of fantastic adventures of killing dragons and fucking pixies, I miss Ronnie James Dio
Any DSBM with Swedish lyrics, they always sound super spergy and unintentionally hilarious
You'd love the recent NWOTHM trend then. Haunt, Eternal Champion, and Visigoth would be right up your alley.
BIG POSER HOURS.
>unironically says this when power metal still exists
Surprisingly excellent post
Its bark and snow you fucking stupid cunt
Now that it's 2019, we can all agree this was overrated garbage, right?
yeah from you faggot
I'm looking for /SPOOKYEVIL/ death metal
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>tfw when the sex playlist ends and your gym play list starts up
>busted inside while "Fallen Angel of Doom" started playing
OUGH.
Vektor is the capeshit of metal
Kick rocks and try again later, poser.
coming right up
>2019
>just now trying to get into black metal
What are you a zoomer or just a normalfaggot?
I was listening to black metal when I was like fucking 12 more than a god damned decade ago
no
>Trying to "coolguy" someone on Yea Forums
shut up homo go pretend empreror are good
>paraclitoris
The fuck does that even mean
If you're just getting into the genre later in life, chances are you're a normie because you never felt the need to find this kind of music, it's that simple.
shut your facehole, wojakposter, nobody's a cool guy here but you're way more pathetic
t.17 year old who discovered BM barely 2 years ago
Nice tweet
>power metal is so-
Your constant use of early 2nd wave bands is showing your hand here.
t. butt hurt normal fags who found the genre from lords of chaos
you wouldn't even be able to recognize good music if I slapped you in the face with it
I NEED to breed that blond.
You must be older than 18 to post here
do people still cite this album's popularity as its main flaw
I'm probably the oldest one here at 23
CONFIRMED 16
Then stop acting like a child
If it's popular, it's bad.
>do people still cite this album's popularity as its main flaw
Do people in /metal/ devour each other at the slightest provocation?
because that's what's implied when people speak about norwegian bm...
lmao no you're not
popular = bad
that's more close to death doom
no
we do it without provocation
Of course it is; do you want the spooks or not?
like this?
I'm 45 you fucking soiboy faggot
Black Metal in general.
You're going to die alone and unwanted, virgin.
not spooky, needs more 80's horror vibes
you're going to live alone and unwanted, faggot
>virgin
lmoa
If it's popular, it's bad.
it is spooky
it's right in the name
>bored so start watching some stupid Jared Dines video on my recommended
>the intro is 4 minutes long (half the video's length) and includes an ad for some awful mobile rpg
That's gonna be a yikes from me dawg. I didn't realize how bad his channel had gotten
>Jared Dines
FUCK OF DEATH
Power Metal is dead. It’s all flowershit with synths instead of riffs now.
Jared dines is one of the biggest faggots in the world
>le long band name
you are like a little baby
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>if it's not on the radio it doesn't exist
HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY HEY
OOGH OOGH OOGH OOGH OOGH OOGH OOGH OOGH
STAND UP AND SALUTE IT'S THE AMERICAN WAY
LISTEN YOU FAAAGS TO WHAT I SAY
I'M KEEPIN BARE ARMS TO SHOOT AND KILL GAYS
I'M A CARD CARRYING MEMBER OF THE NRA
IT'S A FAGGOT HUNT, IT'S TIME TO RAISE SOME HELL
MAKE PEACE WITH YOUR GOD CAUSE IT'S TIME TO SAY FAREWELL
NOW IT'S TIME TO DO WHAT IS RIGHT
WE'RE GOIN OUT ON THE TOWN KILLIN FAGGOTS TONIGHT!
Rate my country's Slam
youtube.com
Just found out my GF is cheating on me, metal for this feel?
Deicide
This is what I was blasting while having sex with your gf: youtube.com
relationships are overrated
>"girl"friend
NOT SPOOKY
>spooky intro
>spooky riffs
it gets upbeat tho
Any black metal. Perfect music for cucks.
your country's power metal is better
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Thanks for the share, had no idea this band existed.
Type O Negative
>literally Dragonforce with black metal vocals
It's the precursor to DragonForce
SPOOKY
and that's a good thing
any deathcore with WHY DID MY GF CHEATED ON ME DIe BITCH lyrics
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that's 99% of deathcore
also if you don't kill any of them while in 2006 scene fag outfit gtfo
>puts the best songs as bonus tracks
deathgrinding porno sleaze
Why do bands do this?
all emo faggots should die
mom-metal
that is correct
starting with wojakposters
Wrong.
I'm looking for lyrics about heart break and forgiveness
nigga this takes me back
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never reward disloyalty and break of trust with forgiveness, if you do people will always spit on you for being a wimp who accept it.
unless that is what you want of course.
Lmao cuckcore
I dont need your black pills right now man
Maybe if he wasn't fat and didn't listen to low test emo music he would actually be able to fuck his girl properly
Rate this album.
This is just funny. Was there a scene full of angry betas that made shit like this a decade ago or something?
9/10
Quorthon doesn't know how to sing English right
Post more 2000s cuckcore
i hope you told her to fuck off and ended the relationship, she is obviously not good for you.
but you will get over it eventually user, it sucks tho.
yeah it's called deathcore
Now I see why jared dines and people like him are such big fans
Are you literally 15 years old?
got you senpai
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you must pay attention to the music videos
I never got into deatchore because I didn't like its sound and everyone I knew who listened to it was a faggot. If I had known it was this pathetic, I would be a deathcore expert by now
>deathcore
how old are you
also, it's time to ELIMINATE THOTS
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>felt the need to find this kind of music
What do you mean? What need?
the comments are the best
Seeds of iblis reminds me of ulver
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The intro.... It really sounds like ulver
It makes thots more wet for the bull when they know the cuck is seething
>tfw actual cuck
Metal for this feel?
antestor
Why Antestor?
napalm death
what if there was a false flag left wing band that had a song with lyrics about being a proud cuck but like it was sort of subtle and wasn't obvious about being a false flag
that's political grindcore
Just started listening
Any more evil sounding dm similar to pic related?
Incantation(and ripoff bands like Dead Congregation)
Death Doom with more Death than Doom like some of the Finnish bands
that album has a pretty unique sound because if you get any more "brutal" or "evil" it just sounds cartoony, not that some of the soundclips in that album aren't already.
Jesus christ why did i sleep on this for so long
>american guy from Kentucky
>uses scandinavian imagery
>swedish and norwegian song titles
Turbo cringe
you forgot that he's an anarcho-socialist as well
I don't care about politics I just think people need to fuck off with trying to steal our culture
i assume he is scandinavian descent with his last name
does that not matter? where do you think americans come from?
Lunn is danish or anglo
>Soihategod
Sludge is for fags
Cringe
Mesoshit is the only good american black
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I only decided to listen to this band because they have ass and titties on their albums but this actually fuckin slaps and the singer is great
even worse
americans identifying as scandinavians is a fucking cultural oxymoron
Sounds like Running Wild worship
someone's trying to add "Pirate Metal" as a genre on RYM
post your aoty so far
god these drums are tasty youtube.com
What do you lads think about Falkenbach?
>Folk Metal with Pirate Thems
no
MMmmf I feel in the mood for some rape
what music is the best tune for rape
The Raunchous Brothers - Sexual Assault
Rate my country's thrash
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pretty good
Sound like thrash grindcore
depends on what you mean by hilarious
Crabcore is so bad and cringy that it's funny
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Alex Jones Prison Planet is satirical but also good music
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Ebu Gogo evokes a lot of reactions, one of which is a state of hysteria
youtube.com
6/10 overrated
Blood Fire Death is far better
Anyone have that reaction image of the kid wearing a Cradle of Filth shirt drinking a glass of red whine?
If you have it can you post it on this work safe request thread?
>>/wsr/669021
meant to
Done
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I remember seeing a video about a some guy doing some "top 10 album" shit or something and this was number one. He said the album literally moved him to tears and he started crying. Never bothered to check it out after that.
Would have been perfect without the choir.
No
>the state of /meal/
I don't understand why everyone says that Mercyful Fate and KD are so good and consistent yet no one talks about Candlemass and how they have 5 god-tier albums in a row without retarded cartoon vocals
all three bands fukken rule
Messiah is definitely cartoon vocals but he's good and so is King.
absolutely based
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Based
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reminder
>literally the major scale
Absolutely brilliant
Agreed.
t. Swede
Imagine thinking like this kek
Metallica
rec me black metal with terrible production
pic related
Anyone have a clear picture hi res of diabolical masquerade logo?
any good Doom or thrash metal bands?
yeah
there's some probably
Darkthrone is great
nope, none at all
were you the one who made it? i posted a poor version once and someone made that for me
hey fellas what concerts are you going to or have been to this year?
I went to the Decibel Magazine Tour and Animals as Leaders
I'm going to see Deicide in a week
I don’t leave the house.
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too melodic, best martyrdöd coming through
It's good but Hades does it way better. Much rather listen to the earlier Bathory albums.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=R36wU7kzo3M
can confirm
>t. NOCTÖRNO CULTO
this guy comes up to your girl and mogs her at the NWN! fest
what do you do?
fuck darkthrone
yours truly,
zephyrous
Japanese “people”
So i want to get a buddy into Metal starting with Hair Metal, problem is i don't know what to recommend him other than Shout At The Devil.
Anything good for a beginner?
Cold Lake, Stryper, W.A.S.P
Mütiilation
It's good. Love the vocals.
NEW THREAD
>dragoncord
Too fast for Love is breddy gud too
Holy shit the new Full of Hell is fucking godlike