Tfw I will never be with my sailor bros drunk at some port town bar singing sea shanties

>tfw I will never be with my sailor bros drunk at some port town bar singing sea shanties
Music for this feel?

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>tfw drunk with filipinos singing karaoke on a container ship

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You are too much of a soi beta to ever enjoy the company of real competitive men

SPLIT YOUR LUNGS WITH BLOOD AND THUNNDERRR

says the moron calling men competitive. Probably fighting a war you can't win pal.

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Mischief Brew

Why is this board so based? Why is it so based? Why and how is it so based?

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Source?

I don't know source, sorry fren. She looks vaguely British though.

Thanks anyway

I don't want to make you feel bad, but me and my sailor bros get drunk and sing sea shanties at port towns every Friday night. And it is the BEST time ever.

Not op but if you're being serious, please tell me how to get your job

Easy. Apply for work as a tugboat captain. You will be in the port every day, on a boat, and will meet other sailors. During stayovers in port, they go to bars to drink and sing shanties. You could also try to become a longshoreman, although technically not a sailor, you can become buddies with them and be invited to the drinking and shanty singing.

Thank you for the advice. I live in California but will continue trying to find ship work.

And soon you'll be swimmin' with bow legged women.

I told him I thought he was an asshole to his face and he agreed with me. I’ll always remember it fondly

you need some Smiley Smile and opioids, you'll feel better

AYE, AYE, AYE, THE BLARNEY STONE BRINGS A TEAR TO ME EYE

there's a fucking website in the image

is it cool being a sailor? are you allowed to get stoned on the boats?

I put a few stones into your mom's little boat lmao

cheeky fucker m8

WHAT SHALL WE DO WITTA DRUNKEN SAILOR
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITTA DRUNKEN SAILOR
WHAT SHALL WE DO WITTA DRUNKEN SAILOR
EARLI IN THE MORNIN'?

Rub your cunny on his facey wacey uwu

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HEY HEY WOOZY SAILORS
MISSED THE BOAT
WHAT TO DO?

WHO DO YOU SEE IN CALIGARI'S MIRROR?