what music should I listen to to stop being an incel?
What music should I listen to to stop being an incel?
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>implying that you can stop being an incel just by listening to the right music
youre already fucked kiddo
MGMT and Arctic Monkeys.
>Hairline magically regrows and his jaw becomes wider
How do i do that?
Jaw didn't widen but the hairline shit is weird.
fashion
haircut + fashion + smile
Will he get laid now?
>haircut improves your hairline
How did he change his hairline?
*takes shower once*
>still ugly
oh nononononono
>Ah yes, Loveless has finally clicked! Can't wait to get a vinyl copy of such a magnificent album
>being incel
kinda cringe bro, but listen to local bands and go to shows and meet some other losers there
>implying Chad wouldn't recognize the genius of Loveless immediately
that guy is an ascended brad
Start a conversation with normies about music, then listen to whatever they like. You are capable of starting a conversation, aren't you?
This Loveless meme always makes me laugh
Listen to Oasis
He said he wants to STOP being an incel
this is the proper answer.
heres non incel music list, youll get rehabilitated if you listen to ONLY this:
-bruce springsteen
-oasis
-brostep
-bad bunny
-led zep
>fashion
>some cliche wolf shirt
anything but COD shit
but that pic is very mean.
this kills the incel
I mean he has a nice chin. He could get laid.
whatever music you want with confidence. also shower
MGMT and Arctic Monkeys are essential "artsy" people party core.
easy
stop wanting sex
3 showers a day
I wonder what the incel mascot is doing now
really bad photoshop
My friends like Imagine Dragons, Fall Out Boy, Vampire Weekend and The Killers so no thanks
That's a perfectly good Call of Duty Black OPS shirt though
Depeche Mode/The Smiths/Sisters of Mercy.
Got me laid a few times.
Listen to travis Scott or any other bro-ie rappers that you would hear at a frat party.
Yeah. Wear a bomber over it and it's fine.
Love it when people assume this is real without actually noticing that the two pics are identical with minor photoshop differences
When it comes to facial attractiveness, small differences can already mean the difference between a 5 and an 8. Also his hair looks much thicker after the shoop.
If you think that an image of a very unattractive guy proves something then you're not only an "incel" but you're also a "brainlet". Not dressing like a 7-year-old, not scowling like a serial killer, basic hygiene, exercise, dieting. Those actually are all important things and even just one could help a lonely guy greatly (depending on his reasons for being alone). If you want to shit on that perfectly reasonable, logical advice by posting a picture of Shrek then by all means...
But please realize that your entire point of view hinges on believing that you're hideous and disgusting yourself. It's pretty self-defeating.
>Hairline magically regrows
Goddamn, man. It amazes me how stupid some people can be online.
His "hairline", which is the literal line where his hair sits, is the exact same on both pictures. The only difference is that on the left his hair is down and droopy and on the right it would have some kind of product on it and be heavier at the top, giving the impression that it's bigger. it's literally THE EXACT SAME LINE in both pictures. Goddamn.
>all that
>still looks like a 3/10 baboon
AAAAAAAAHAHAHA
Nice trips but it's Photoshop. I still agree with the sentiment of the photo though.
what's that little bit of turquoise on his teeth
I know it's Photoshop Mr. Einstein, I'm saying they didn't Photoshop his HAIRLINE to be any different. Theoretically there's nothing preventing him from having hair like on the right aside from growing it out and using products.
Google what a "hairline" is for Christ's sake.
Have sex
I raped your dog raw. Does that count?
Have sex
Have sex
SHAVE YOUR FUCKING BEARD. CHRIST.
Beards are ugly as fuck.
Lmao @ people who think memerap is good just because its normie. Its tryhard incelcore at best and annoying wiggercore at worst.
>tfw bald and people tell me to get a better haircut
>bad bunny
now this is some actual chad shit.
Someone post that pic of this guy with his wife and kid
I was amazed when I saw it
stop getting your hair cut like Edgar Allan Poe
the better haircut is to shave and be a man. grow a beard if you can, if not youre fucked. It also may be that you have a fucking JUST hair letting it long where it can still grow and with bald spots in other places, get your shit together.
Ive already shaved it off. The problem is that people on the internet tell me to get a better haircut when i aint got nothing to work with
>HAHA *POOP* HAHAHAHAHAHA POOP PEE PEE I MADE A POOPOO IN MY DIAPER HAHAHAHA
Have sex
Holy shit did you just quote everybody in the thread at that point?
Imagine taking the time to put every single post you dont like in a large reply chain just for some "epic ownage".