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post your favorite black metal album
Striborg
are you man enough to admit it’s good
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deathrash
fuck jannies edition
also when I was in exile I made a new chart
What are some metal albums that give off the vibe as shown in picture?
Post Yea Forumsfus while nobody's looking
MELODEATH DOES NOT SUCK
Antaeus - cyfaws
Right now it's this I'd say
>tfw band i like is nsbm
There is literally nothing wrong with National Socialism.
cringe
>cringe
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>kvetch
right now its probably this but i also like panzerfaust a lot
I like Gojira
It's ok it shall come to pass
>if you dont like nazis you're a liberal onionsboy
go outside lol
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I do. Do you?
do you guys like accept are they ok to like
OH NONONONONO
Powerwolf - Preachers of the Night
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yes
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Shit taste
Let's go for a walk some time, I know some good parks.
filtered
>t.
Sounds fun, what state are you in?
lol
i want to go too
Listen up you little soi drinking little flannel ass wearing little "my girlfriend is heavier than me" having little Father John Misty listening little Trump is a meanie saying little faggot, get the fuck out of my face with this absolutely unkvlt and un-evil music that is made by american hipster homosexuals who enjoy MALE PENIS in their anal canals. I bet you enjoy it when men give you love and affection and emotional support huh, Homo? Huh? Gay boy? Huh?
Bet you're all sappy and soppy and sloppy and soggy that the whores can't abort there in somewhere there in America huh? Huh?
Get the fuck out of my black metal.
>Let's go for a walk some time, I know some good parks.
this
And me.
t.
This
Metal is not for you and your kind.
Fuck Off And Die.
Nebraska. Let's go frens.
obviously Jewish behavior
literally me
Have sex
>t.angry hipster
>Metal is not for you and your kind.
Fuck Off And Die.
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oof, illinois. have fun doing whatever people do in nebraska i guess.
kek
obviously Jewish behavior
>oof
Who here BLACK'N'ROLL?
im actually a chad and i would beat you up
This is Yea Forums not /pol/ you hipsters should fuck off
This is Yea Forums not /lgbt/ you faggots should fuck off
Show me your dick.
>This is Yea Forums not /lgbt/ you faggots should fuck off
Jesus fucking Christ this thread was derailed straight into hell
/pol/ is the consensus of the entire site, you're a summerfag if you don't know this
This
anyone else in norcal want to hang out
no
cringe
If you've got a Nazi battle flag and Reign In Blood poster on your wall, I will hang out with you.
I don’t think anyone would like to hang out with you t bh
Your mother can't get enough of me.
no what
i dont have any posters on my wall but i have a couple from the tankcrimes record label showcase and the death side show that i haven't put up yet
my mom died when i was 3
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>Bet you're all sappy and soppy and sloppy and soggy
It's like Dr. Seuss having an autistic fit
>Your mother can't get enough of me.
Here
The madman
Saved :3
>/pol/tards in the thread
>homosexuals everywhere
Every time
>t.
enjoy ;)
More like Aspe
510 here. You go to any shows?
Been to any good shows lately?
im 916 but i go to oakland all the time for shows
my first actually was last year's deathfest with dark angel
Slayer with Cannibal Corpse, Lamb of God and Amon Amarth, everyone fucking rules but Lamb is a bit shitty, fucking Slayer rules
any toronto metalheads seeing devastation of the nation or deicide?
give me something that makes you feel like you're melting
Of course I am. Will MDB ever release a new one though?
maggot farm - maggots attack
this fucking slaps
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I've made my stance opposed to racism widely open and metalhead losers made responses like "DON'T censor music man it's freedom of speech" or "Its actual hate and makes music powerful". There is nothing "powerful" or "angry" about white pride. Its literally a fragile identity beta males use to feel a sense of strength by using outdated symbols and words projected onto others as an attempt to provoke reaction. It's trolling, these dorks wouldn't die for their convictions, they hide behind social media because they know they have no place in the world. Racism is a byproduct of Christianity and should be treated as such. If it were up to me all anti-semite squallers would have a bullet in their temple.
melodeath sucks
BASADO
>Look everyone, I'm a goodie! These guys are meanies! What a bunch of evil meanies! I'm a goodie like the guy in the film I saw, he was a goodie and opposed meanies! Haha! Take that meanies!
The ep was better, not that the album is bad but it was a bit of a letdown
is there anything like psychedelic metal? or does that just end up being stuff like Sigh?
Its basically tech death metal but called it black metal
Oranssi pazuzu
>but called it
But people called it**
Did Van Halen end metal?
I still don't get why you post this album here all the time. Most people here like it probably, I personally think it's fucking great, so no one is really bothered by it. I suppose it's kinda like posting speedboozer.
not the user who asked but i fucking loved it
thanks for the recommendation
Fuck meloshit
>blazing fast guitars
>nice synths
>powerful drums
>fucking JAPANESE FEMALE VOCALS
Why is this a thing?
fuck phoneposters
she cute
Rhapsody of Fire - Dawn of Victory
All black metal is shit taste
The GazettE is better than ever, fuck you anti-weebs.
looks like every asian woman
pic related
Will always love her bros
Australia is not krieg
Australia is kino
Ride the Lightning has the best guitar solo.
What have they been up to? I know they release an album like every year somehow.
They peaked with DIM and everything they've put out since then has been OK at best. I was pretty hyped for Dogma when they first teased ominous, and although the album had some great songs, some others were kinda meh.
wish i had a metal posse
their best are the early singles and EPs, keep it out of /meal/ though
Where you from?
Thoughts on this?
great album but fuck phoneposters
But did you know that meloshit is the worst sub-genre of metal?
unironically pretty good
>trying to listen to a whole Dream Theater album
>literally 70+ minutes of jerking off on their instruments
Why can't modern prog bands just stick to LP length albums like the bands they're inspired by?
what’s wrong with phoneposters? The thread was even made by a phoneposter.
sacramento valley
because they are pretentious wankers maybe?
>sacramento valley
>my father died of cancer!!!
What did he meant by this
stop i wish i wasn't the only metalhead here ugh
keep crying mutt
his father died of cancer, and so should all phoneposters in this thread
die
im a first generation immigrant i'll kick your ass
*degeneration
stop living in the past, user. phoneposting is the way to go.
>In the beginning, thou shalt segregate thyself from the impure and live in retreat in the catacombs of today, far away from temptation and deviant thought. Thou shalt nourish an ever increasing outrage, an indignation without end, a fire that feeds on fire: nothing shall be pure enough. Thou shalt relish every form of persecution; in the absence of persecution, thou shalt invent persecutions which will nourish the ever avid fires of frustration, paranoia shall be a most revered companion.
kek deathspell omega writing about safe spaces and sjws etc.
I should get that goat tattooed on my arm.
lol
all faggots need to die
Worry not hell awaits the sodomite
>Check it out reddit; I am le shitposting XD!
Eternal Champion
Cute
so, is dark-world dead or something
been down for quite a while
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hell is your ass crack after too much bottoming
the mucus leakage is real. it would not be a sin if there weren't immediate consequences. if there were no consequences ancient cave-jews wouldn't have made it against the law.
the internet is for porn
Holy fuck, why? He can't play for shit, his songs are boring, and he's a literal welfare bum who constantly whines on social media about "muh mental health".
Normalfags will never understand Striborg
this album is better than any metal ever released
Any Rhapsody album
Uruk - Battle Hymn
Trust me, the art cover is shit, but the songs are so fucking good
What do you mean "the art cover is shit"? Looks pretty good to me.
Not nearly enough power metal discussion in here right now so I'm gonna shill my shitty podcasty content, give it a gander if you actually like power metal, since there's been some surprisingly good shit released this year, and trust me, I've suffered through listening to literally every power metal release up until April just to find all this.
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Also, pic related is easy AOTY contender and you can't prove me wrong.
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Crush, Kill & Destroy the Antifa Trannies
>Camel (1973), 6.5/10
>Korn , 7.5/10
wrong albbum retard
that's from last year double-retard
LOOKS LIKE MEATS BACK ON THE MENU BOYS!
From a technical standpoint, the art isn't very detailed. Even if it looks alright imo. I'll check out the album tho
Nigga Dragon Eyes is the shit
I'd laugh at you for being autistic enough to post anything you make to Yea Forums let alone /metal/ but I can't be mad at anything involving Phil Tougas so you get a pass thanks to Eternity's End
>future fantasy
this is not done enough in any form of media
Fuck dubs is never wrong
Can we use this as a segue to bitch about the Japs and why they always get bonus music and early releases
Well, I think it could have been better. It looks like an unfinished drawing
here just an example of a better one
>Spotify
Huge agree actually, we need more of that shit.
digital paintings suck ass
In my defense it's like the only streaming service that half of all fucking power metal bands use for some reason.
I use bandcamp whenever possible.
Unrelated to the response but this track is lit
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Spotify is alright as long as what you're looking for is actually on there, saves a lot of harddrive space
my nigga, that's one of my favourites so far, powerful vocals and thrash riffs
Artwork doesn't need to be detailed to be good.
This is an album I ALWAYS enjoy to listen
I agree, detail isn't really that relevant to quality. There's a reason half of prog and technical metal still ends up sounding like shit
You don't see the point. That was not an abstract or conceptual artwork, it was intended as a "realistic" drawing, it is in fact full of details, but just badly made
I don't think Emperor sucks
>that art
>that band name
>that album title
its all so bad that its almost good... almost.
Fucking underrated song right there, damn
dave is the GOAT
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It's finally here
the only good part about this was the moonlight shadow melody after the chorus
Not at choosing album covers
Shit game though
that cover's pretty sick though
1.it feels huge thanks to the sense of perspective
2.there's an angel riding on Arnold Schwarzenegger
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sylosis best modern thrash/prog whatever the hell they are band
AC-47 SHOOTING FLAMES DOWN FROM ALL THE BARRELS!!
SIX-THOUSAND SHOTS PER MINUTE!!
TO MAKE A HILL LEVEL!!
they're shit, actually
sounds like melodeath to me
Literally any Visigoth album. Specifically that 7" they're releasing ABOUT Dark Souls.
SEE THE KNIFE FLASH THE SUN
THE KNIFE THAT MAKES ME RUN
SHARP AND MADE OF STAINLESS STEEL
NOT WHOLESOME TO FEEL!!
How many fucking guitarists are they at now? Has to be 10 or so by this point, Tom doesn't even try hiding that the band is all about him
Friendly reminder to all you aspiring metal musicians in this thread: NEVER, and I mean FUCKING NEVER write lyrics about video games! And if you do, absolutely NEVER disclose it to anyone. There is nothing worse than finding a cool song and then finding out it's about a shitty Japanese video game.
/metal/ is the only general on this board where /pol/ is taken seriously, and that's because most of you are crossboarders from there. You have to go back.
I have recorded and released 5 songs about Warcraft 3
Bring Me The Horizon - Shadow Moses
fuck off
what if it's about Runescape? a game with cool lore
>/metal/ is the only general on this board where /pol/ is taken seriously, and that's because most of you are crossboarders from there
What the fuck are you talking about? Did you confuse /meal/ with Yea Forums or something? Once in a blue moon people are forced to larp as /pol/tards to push away the tourists, but for the most part their faggotry isn't exactly approved of here.
Reminder, /pol/ and /metal/ go hand in hand. With this known fact this means /metal/ is a pro-christian general since /pol/ is a pro-christian board. Reject the filthy blasphemy music and listen to only pro-Christ music, like Antestor!
>Literally NO YOU
Hahah the left can't meme
missed me with that one
/MADCÜNT/ user here again! I need some more recs for the new chart. These are the ones included so far. They will be split up into the categories of madcunts, mentalpatients, and weird sings (that part doesn't have a name yet).
Be honest /metal/, do you listen to any Christian bands? No Megadeth doesn't count.
I really enjoy A Hill To Die Upon.
Why are Grindcore people always cuckolds?
Went to a bunch of show with my Latin friend, and they where acting as if he would be holy.
Was fun, he had a bunch of them pay us beer after telling them how oppressed he is by Trump (He voted Trump).
He is a good spic!
the flagship grindcore band is a bunch of communists who STILL to this day cry about a made up fascist boogeyman
This chart is only madcunts and mentalpatients, right? Are you making a separate one for weird shit?
>Why are Grindcore people always cuckolds?
because it's a punk subgenre and punk is the gayest genre of all time
Yeah it's weird, do you think they and Hardcore/Punk bands will realize that they are now fighting for the Bankers and the establishment and against the common man and women?
Anyways, now i know that me and my bro can use those Commies to get free beer at shows!
Woods of Infinity is funny as shit if you're swedish
Depending on how many weird ones I can find I'll either make a sub-section or a new chart entirely.
Is that Agathocles or Napalm Death?
It's peak insanity. A Henrik Dorsin sounding motherfucker screaming about fucking lolis over DSBM
Napalm Death are hyper cuckolds, just google what the said and did since the 80s.
They went to South Africa and helped blacks who killed whites with money, you can't make that shit up.
Those fuckers are probably Rothschild/Soros founded since the late 80s.
Oh OK, I was wondering because irrc you said Arkha sva would be on the list, but they aren't. Also, immortal and inquisition are pretty obvious "weird" ones, due to their frog vocals.
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Well at least Minor Threat made a based track
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/pol/tards FUCK OFF, this is the METAL general
indeed, let's post some metal
looking good. Is skramz considered mädcunt?
No, because "skramz" aren't even fucking metal, dumbass
ew
you sound insufferable
Yeah I haven't put mpst of the weird ones on the same chart yet.
Depends entirely on the vocalist. I believe I put Orchid on the original chart if I'm not mistaken.
>not metal
I put fuckign Death Grips and Whitehouse on the original chart. Metal isn't necessarily part of the critera.
lmfao
never asked if skramz was metal dumbass, i asked if it was considered mädcünt.
So which out of the three most known blackjap bands Sigh, Abigail and Sabbat is the most based (and why is it pic related)?
Yeah i think Orchid was on the original as well, i will get back to you with some mäd skramz. I need a break from all the surf anyway.
It is Sabbat really, i even bet Sigh would agree on this.
It is Abigail really, i even bet Sigh would agree on this.
Pretty based
Ok this is what i got.
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But fuck this stuff, more madcunt grind instead.
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Based dump. Thanks user.
What's this supposed to be? Looney Tunes? Because that's all the top row makes me think at least
>read the previous posts before replying
oh I'm dumb
Maybe add Cruelty and the Beast just for that retarded falsetto shrieking, or something from Dir en grey
It’s like Immortal had recorded everything except the vocals when Abbath suddenly decided to quit the band to pursue a career in finances and as a replacement the band hired a 79-year-old guy from Alaska who used to do an impression of Smithers from The Simpsons in the 80s so much his vocal cords adapted and eventually overtook his natural voice while also being hoarse from a night of high-pitched singing attempts to contact aliens and excessive vodka drinking.
I thought about suggesting Dir En Grey, but Kyo's vocals are so all over the place that there isn't an album that would exactly fit into a category. Dum Spiro Spero is the closest I could think of, and that fits all three pretty much.
really have never understood the Immortal comparison
Yeah I see DSS as just a showcase of how many different styles they could throw into one album but the vocals really only stand out on the more droning tracks I think.
Good weird riff and he sounds a LOT like Abbath
>Racism is a byproduct of Christianity
Oh nonononono
Would this be good if it weren't for the god awful guitar tone?
Here's a weird/unique vocals chart someone made about a month ago, as well as my suggestions:
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This for madcunt:
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And this for mentalpatient:
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love this pasta
some of those aren't "weird" just very bad
Give me some good Blackened Doom.
I think Into the Pandemonium deserves a spot
Agathocles is more of a centrist band from what I've read their lyrics - no to nazis, no to commies, pointing out flaws in todays society whether it's social ir economical.
One of their most known songs "A for Arrogance" is about bashing elitist punks
>dogmatic values is what they create
>another bullshit thing that I fucking hate
>telling what I should do, telling what I shouldn't do
>another hardcore master, another punk guru
>preaching about respect and so called equality
>all they do is create an elitarian scene
>would-be gods destroying all things we built
>oh yes, they are so punk...
All you had to do was ask.
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their music is absolute garbage though which is all that matter in the end
Yith
>because it's a punk subgenre and punk is the gayest genre of all time
Funny thing about punk fans who also like metal is that they always try to justify punk to metalheads and make up tenuous/nonexistent links between the genres. But you never see the opposite behavior.
Why are there so few Chinese power metal bands? There's these guys and Barque of Dante then nothing else
there are so few chinese musicians in general
not sure if trolling honestly
There's more Chinese black metal than power metal bands and considering how popular stuff like vidya and Japanese metal is there along with them having about a billion people I would think there are more. I guess the overlords sell their musically gifted kids to the wannabe K-pop industry instead...
I think that is because many power/heavy metal fans are extremely narrow minded people that don't understand that there are other genres of metal out there and hardcore punk had an influence on some of these, like thrash, death and black early on.
POWER MELODEATH
Venom is Amebix with dudesatanlmao-lyrics.
You just posted it.
Venom are Amebix except fun.
>Papyrus
Any more good modern prog metal like this?
Yeah but that's not metal
It's almost as if there was a really good reason to hate whites in South Africa in the 80s.
Well?
No he's 100% correct. That's why we hide in our own shameful general. Discussion over.
Your mother is still alive; she left you because she could not bear to be around you any longer.
please hit me with instrumental stoner doom like bongripper
This is really good Angel Witch worship. Just came out a few days ago.
Does anyone have that essential /metal/core chart that's filled with meme albums?
Ufomammut
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Come on lads, I need WEIRDER, I need ANGRIER. Sorry for not replying in a while. I'm bussy with some other stuff besides this. Also, something by Dir En Gray should probably be on the chart but I haven't heard enough of their stuff to pick an album.
I actually had that chart saved as well. I've decided not to include singers with a naturally unique voice that (like Lemmy or Blackie Lawless) that just use regular techniques and I've removed all the ones who appear elsewhere on the old chart.
>Budgie
Okay, but Burke Shelley is just Geddy Lee...
>Violent Restitution
Evil Invaders is better
>The Constellatory Practice
Is their weakest album, literally anything else by them would be better.
>King Diamond solo album
MF is aeons better.
Check out Hällas and Magister Templi tho.
Seconding this.
what do you think of this album
That inhale screech EP by Fleurety, Nekrofilth's first album, Zjeveni by Root.
Racism is the love of your people.
Seconding Dodheimsgard.
Deathhammer, that dude is so angry, he squeaks.
that's a pretty edgy album cover for a swedish band
slam is great
that's what i think
the vocals sound
like my kitchen sink
i need some slam
this much is true
rec me albums
for listening to
am i supposed to read that poem in slam vocals?
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more like this?
you can do whatever you want, babe
also i'm not sure what it is but i could never get into that record even though i've heard it a couple times
this isn't metal ask the grind/pv thread
t.ourist
Check out endless Dismal Moan
Slipknot- Iowa
Is Deathspell Omega any good?
no
listen to them and find out
Fuck you.
>he hasn't beheld the fevers
BREAAAAK
So is Gorgoroth the ultimate black metal band?
>remained underground their entire fucking career, even when being worldwide popular
>craziest fucking live shows in all the ways
>constant controversy through the years
>have absolute nutjobs for band members
>satanic and dark, occult lyrics in every fucking album
>consistently the most hardcore aesthetics out of any black metal band
>no selling out, no change of style regardless of any lineup changes unlike all of the original Norwegian bands
>original founding member still in the band
>pretty much the only band in the style that doesn't feel like an act
Windir and Bathory are too black metal melodic
Eh, too bad they only have 3 solid albums.
>>have absolute nutjobs for band members
Well, that's not that hard considering they've had like 30+ members. Also:
>King Ov Poseurs
>Absolute nutjob
their albums are short as fuck
There wasn't.
metal albums should not be over 40 minutes long
metal albums should not be under 30 minutes long
really depends on the style you know
...
You're fucking retarded.
Cry some more, bolshe
Chris Cornell
Geoff Tate
Rob Halford