Reminder that the only non-cringe subgenres of Metal are

Reminder that the only non-cringe subgenres of Metal are
>Stoner Metal
>Sludge Metal
>Drone Metal

Everything else is tryhard edgelord garbage.

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those are actually the cringiest congratulations
don't even pretend to be a fan of "metal" if those are the only genres you listen to

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This woman is probably not even close to an "art hoe" or whatever in the fuck that means.

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The whole point of metal is the larping and edginess

both of you guys are fucking retarted its stupid and childish to say any genre or sub-genre of music is bad or cringy because no matter what there is a good or not cringy handful of songs, bands and or albums if not thousands of good ones

Those three are better than whatever gay subgenre of metal you listen to

>all punk except for blink 182 is too edgy, they dont know how to play their insturments
>the only harsh noise that sounds good is lingua ignota
>metal? yeah i like slow boring soft shit like sleeps holy mountain, everything else hurts my ears

please just admit you dont like the genres and move on, its embarrassing

Are there no specific characteristics to genres though? There was no mention of musical quality

no

interesting point but could you elaborate

>Stoner Metal
>Sludge Metal
>Drone Metal
Oh good, I'm still safe, whew

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Just that thrash is mostly about social issues or satanism, genersl rebeliousness
Death is about gore or antichristian themes
Stoner has more rock themes
Sludge about addictions/excess
Black about our lord satan

>stoner metal and drone metal are the same
>no thrash or black
cringe

also there is genres/sub-genres that have solid definitions:
thrash metal is a fast and heavily distorted sub-genere
pop is what ever is popular at the time
slug metal is a slower but very heavy often depressing genre
and there are many more examples

>listens to doom metal epic style

to the trash with you, art w(ho)r(e)

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good job you two aren't fucking stupid

What about doom?

No thrash wow you must have tiny testicles

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You're wrong. The best three subgenres are:
>sludge
>Death doom
>OSDM
Honorable mentions to thrash, blackened death, grind, and brutal death

Sludge sucks donkey dick

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>Stoner Metal
>Sludge Metal
>Drone Metal
all genres that require little to no skill

You retarded autist posers get so caught up in genre labels

Metal is really gay. It pretty much always have been. Maybe six girls have gone to a metal show.

>lists three of the most gimmick genres
Check out Pirate Metal. You might like it.

this is correct
except that stoner metal is cringe too

BUT ITS JUST SOOOO GOOOOOOOD

What about groove metal?

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All metal subgenres are equally cringe with some decent albums/bands.

Drone, Sludge and Stoner aren't particularly great as a whole when compared to the best of death metal or black metal. It all depends on what you are looking for in music though. The genres you mentioned are really good at texture and atmosphere but are rarely ever complex or as varied as say bands like Gorguts, Portal, Voivod or !T.O.O.H.! but if I want something really intense and heavy to just blow out my ear drums and I don't mind not hearing distinct riffs or notes I'll go for bands like The Body or whatever.

You talkin shit ITT like I wouldn't find out?

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reminder that metalheads choose to spend time around the kind of people who have posted above me. They deserve each other, I guess.

>nails
>metal

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What genre then you gaybo

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I like drone metal but it's way up there with the tryhard edgelord subgenres

who is the exquisite bitch in this photo

doom and sludge tend to overlap a bit too
and the symphonic subgenres are also fair
but otherwise this is based

what is slug metal lol

When the fuck is David Bowie going to get acknowledged for creating the templatw for stoner and doom metal

>art wr
?

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The only non-cringe Metal is kawaii-metal

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add trash and black and this is correct

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this is why elitism exists

'Look ma, im one of the kewl guys, i dont like this particular genre because some kewl kids in mtv years ago said it wasnt kewl anymore because of grunge'

So, you listen music to get chicks???
Cringe